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• 1911 Centenary Blvd. 222.Q712 „ (Across from 7-Eleven Store) m by noon out by 5:30 M * llt \ Dr. cone e strength curricul [study J one and Team are accuston to revi( to practice using jeducatk target sheet of College, targets each for ei accor d" position. But Satur^y 1 ^ 8 , the shooters had double up: two tar|< sheets were used I each position for tfeliber; possible score of fl This extended shootj time could very m have contributed to I causes of their loss sat Sgt. Roger Ivy, the Rl Teams's coacl However, it was a executed effort on part of all te members. Individual scoi, were as follows, out cj possible total of 600 j each shooter: Stel Watson, 380; Ri< Kaiser, 418; Trj Harris, (High scorer | Centenary), 426; a| Suzanne Thomps«|
• There is also a 1 or Junior Varsity teal which has not compel as of yet. The Center)! Rifle Team will tra< this Saturday to Te* A & M to give it anotb best shot. Good lues Shooter! TheE held an Tuesda 11:15 a.i in order input c Foposa the acac discuss centerec of inte Points. The j come up increas hours ii areas, ge in< and scie Pointed science labs, w needed propose requi rer number at a ver ted if
• affair jncreas lo gistic Along tl tut estc Iwardi s Va^ comp tober ity for his ye mate ry. i up I 1628, •thwes em fi te undaui lefeat. ter n th standi 1 wea left loulde leg lanced ). The Vol. 77 No. 6 Conglomerate Thursday, October 14, 1982 t kneeconcer ned Do we need the change? Chairman of AD HOC Committee says yes.... Dr. Donald Webb, with ba strengthening the core curriculum, initiated a 1 study approximately the E one and a half years ago custojto review the general education at Centenary College. His intentions, according to Dr. Darrell Loyless, were not to "toughen'' the curriculum, but to make it more "rigorous and 'deliberate." using t of for < Sa ; had wo used n for e of i sh< rery ted to loss si , the Ri coac as a -t on I teal scor outoj )f 600 8 : Stej ; » ; Til corer 26; a iomps« soa'1 ty teal ompet entena II tra* ;o Tex anotb

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  at Dr. Loyless, Vice President of the college, is the chairman of the Ad Hoc Committee formed by Dr. Webb to revise the general educa tion core distributive requirements of the college. A misconception some may have is that this move is directed only towards Centenary College. Colleges and universities throughout the entire nation are experiencing the same study and Loyless believes this is a consequence of an age of specialization and also a reassessment of general education for college students. According to Loyless, "I believe that Centenary will benefit if we can work out the marketing competition. I think we'll benefit from the fact that general education will make for a more deliberate and purposeful curriculum." However, as he pointed out at a President's Round Table one and a half years ago, there are three criteria which must be met in order for the proposal to be successfully instigated: the process must be open; the program selected must be rigorous and of quality; and finally, the process must be democratic — everyone must have their say. The only problem he suspects with the possibility of added requirements deals with externalities. For example, education majors have a number of courses they must take in order to become accredited. Dr. Loyless does not want the Ad Hoc reports to take the blame when these externalities are responsible for putting extra burdens on students. He views the proposed curriculum change as "healthy'' for Centenary and is confident the proposal is "on the right tr?.ck." He stresses the need for general education in today 's educational system by saying, "general education is a vestibul that all students stand in before going on to their major, and it is important that these majors are supported with a thorough background. ....But the student debate continues 1712 By J. Alan Irvine TheEd-pol committee held an open meeting Tuesday, October 5, 11:15 a.m. in Mickle 114 in order to hear student input on the newest Proposal for upgrading the academic core. The discussion quickly centered on but a couple °f intensely debated Points. The first point to come up centered on the increase of required hours in several core ar eas, especially the large increases in math science. Dr. Morrill Pointed out that the science classes without kbs, which would be ne eded to meet the Proposed 10 hour

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  °ng the same lines, several students pointed out that increasing the required hours would probably result only in students taking more of the "crib" courses, which struck them as defeating the entire purpose of increasing their exposure to these areas. This latter point came up several times. Many students questioned the logistics of the new core. Ford Williams pointed out that it would overburden some majors who have large requirements on the major. Greg Blackman brought up the question as to how it would affect transfers and people who change majors as far as greatly increasing their stay in school. Karen Klusendorf and Lisa King both pointed out that it would eliminate the opportunity for students to take courses which they see as being jgi pfnl to them, but which are outside either their major or the core. Alan Irvine wondered what provisions would be made for double- majors, since the core would effectively eliminate these without allowing for any type of minor. Another major topic of contention was the effect on enrollment. Todd Anders, among others, suggested that increasing the core would cause a decrease in enrollment. He argued that such a heavy load of requirements would discourage many freshman and transfers who perhaps look at Centenary in the first place because it is less structured in it's curricula than most places. Another student agreed, stating that while she was in favor of some core requirements, if she had been confronted with t h e proposed requirements, she probably would not have come here. She also raised the question of how many hours should constitute ' ' Adequate exposure , ' ' and when you do consider a student "well rounded?" Greg Blackman also tried to raise the moral issued of forcing people to take certain courses and thus decreasing their academic freedom. The faculty in turn did not appear very receptive to any of these issues. They repeatedly attacked all of the above critcisms. Both Herr Watts and Dr. Seidler frequently expressed the opinion that if a student makes mistakes in scheduling, has a poor advisor, changes majors, or is in a major requiring an excessive amount of hours that the increased burden that this puts upon them is simply too bad, that it is not the faculty's responsibility to insure that a student graduates in four years. The faculty's refusal to accept the student's input finally led Dr. Scott to take his colleagues to task, severly criticizing them for ignoring what the students had to say. Dr. Seidler also pointed out that the new core would give incoming students a wider exposure, which may enable them to better decide what they want to study, as well as give them a better background to draw upon once they enter the job market. Although no one came out against the proposed foreign language requirement, both Drs. Gottlob and Pennuel spoke at length in favor of it. A second meeting for student input was set Tuesday, October 12, 1 1 oo a.m. — NTE Deadline Approaches Superintendent J. Kelly Nix today issued a reminder that college seniors and others wishing to take the National Teachers Examinations in November have only a few weeks left in which to register. The regular registration period closes October 11, 1982, at all testing centers in Louisiana College colleges and universities, Nix said. October 18, 1982, is the final date on which late registrations will be accepted. A passing score on the NTE is a prerequisite to certification to teach in Louisiana public schools. The new Core Battery of the NTE will be administered Saturday, November 13, 1982, at 19 teacher institutions around the state. A special administration of the older commons test will be given the following Saturday, November 20, at no cost to examinees who have

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  Battery on the 13th (2 submitted a Commons Registration Card to ETS by November 10, and 3) fulfilled all other certification requirements by September 15, 1983. Commons Registration Cards will be sent to examinees with their Core Battery Admission Tickets in October. A second administration of the NTE will be given in the Spring at the same sites, Nix said. He urged prospective examinees to contact their campus testing director promptly. "We are giving both forms of the test as a convenience to the students, especially those graduating at mid-term and entering the job market for the continued on page 4

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  * Page 2 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, October 14, 198 2 O I 9 JTf SGA President S M. OT*UY¥l opposes curriculum change Letter to the Editors At the November 18 faculty meeting there will be a vote on a proposed new curriculum. The new core will markedly tighten the confines the students must work in. Both the number and the type of courses required will be increased. Before this vote I strongly urge the students to let their thoughts be known and I strongly urge the faculty to consider all the implications of the proposal. These changes will restrict the students freedom. Although the students can select courses within the core structure, there are other courses, such as photography, that get left out. Furthermore, the student's "margin for error" is reduced to practically zero. If a student gets bad advice and takes courses that will not apply toward the required core he can very quickly get behind. Students can also get behind very easily if they change their major (which occurs quite frequently at Centenary and all other colleges). Is this fair? Another consideration which should be mulled over is the cost involved. With the restructuring of the core many departments will get an increased load and new teachers will need to be hired. For a few years now, several of Centenary's departments have been requesting new faculty due to a shortage of professors. Departments such as biology have been terribly overworked. Yet no new faculty were hired due to "budget limitations". Now a proposal is being made that will make the situation even worse. Is this fair? The Centenary CONGLOMERATE Leigh Weeks Bonnie Brown Co- Editors Business Manager Warren Morales News Editor Jackie Pope- Features Editor Bess Robinson Entertainment Editor Carole Powell Sports Editor Kim Staman Layout Editor Mindy Dunn Layout staff Rachel Fugatt, Mike Fertitta Treasure Thomas Ad Manager Marcie Bryant Reporters. . . Pierre Bellegarde, Rick Anders, Lisa Thorton, Kathy Fraser, Lee Fowler, Suzanne Landry, Cheryl Dring, Janie Flournoy, Rick Anders, Bill Roberts, Alyce Boudreaux, Carol Stephens, Diane Fowler Around Campus Jeannie Clampiti Head Photographer Chris Murphy Photographers Marcie Bryant, Rachel Fugatt, Rick Anders Managing Editor ^{Craig Coleman Artwork Pam Edwards, Bonnie Brown Columnists Alan Irvine Technical Advisor janie Flournoy Printer The Bossier Tribune Publishing Company The Centenary Conglomerate is written and edited by Students of Centenary College, 2911 Centenary Blvd. Shreveport, LA 71104. The views presented are those of the staff and do not necessarily reflect administrative policies of the college. The Centenary Conglomerate is published weekly except for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and examination periods .Subscription price is $9 per year. The Centenary Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other contributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence received and reject any xnd all contributions. Contributions become the priority of The Centenary Conglomerate. Letters must be accompanied with name. Deadline for copy is Sunday, 6 p.m. Finally, the effect this proposal will have on enrollment must be scrutinized and rescrutinized. Centenary's financial future depends on it. Real or imagined, many students have the impression the new core will be overburdensome. Many feel they will not be able to be adequately prepared for their chosen profession if they do not have a certain amount of freedom in course selection. Because of this, the danger of Centenary's enrollment decreasing is great. This problem is compounded by the effect the new core will have on transfer students. Centenary is depending more and more on transfers. This year in particular we had a drop in freshman students but an 1 increase in transfer students. This proposal will hinder our transfer student recruitment. With the increased requirements, even few hours will transfer in. No student likes to lose hours. The increase of lost hours may very well make the transfer not worthwhile and the student will stay away. The implications are obvious. Centenary may very easily find itself in financial trouble. We need more money for faculty yet will probably get less due to a decrease in students. This should not be taken sitting down. A realistic compromise, if possible, should be proposed, or the old curriculum should be left alone. Greg Blackman SGA President Dear Editors: As a former station manager, program director, fundraiser and co-builder of KSCL, I feel compelled at this point to interject what I consider to be a few salient comments regarding KSCL's current state of affairs. I should first remind you that the station personnel initially worked many hours for no pay at all and that the station was put "on the air" for the princely sum of about $700.00. If memory serves me correctly, I believe that our first year total budget was less than $1,000,00. Additionally, station personnel paid their own way to numerous other out of town college FM stations and to Atlanta, to attend the From the Wizard's Kettle By J. Alan Irvine Author's note: The following column originally appeared in the March 4, 1982 issue of the Conglomerate, and hence went unread since that was the issue which was stolen even as it was distributed. The column has been altered somewhat from the original to bring it up to date. Well, at last it's actually happened. Mid- term, as much as we prayed that it wouldn't, has finally risen up to meet us. We have no choice any more but to accept the awful reality of it all. The most hideous aspect of mid- term is, of course, all those awful tests. These tests come in many different varieties , each requiring different styles of test-taking strategies to be successfuly mastered. To aid in the essential task of surviving all these mid-terms I have compiled the following list of important test related terms and their meanings: Subjective test — one where you put forth your opinions and beliefs, and defend them. Objective test — one where you must figure out the teacher's opinions and beliefs, and defend them. Multiple choice — A question followed by four rather vague answers, none of which are really right. True-false — the questions are always sort of one and kind of the other. They almost always follow some kind of pattern. Except when they don't. Fill-in- the-blank or- iginally true-false, but the teacher forgot the answer and / or part of the question. He wants his memory jogged. Matching — somewhat akin to building a model airplane without the instruction book. Everything fits, the question is where? Some answers fit every question, some look like they're from a different class. Short-answer — if the answer is short, why do they expect us to fill up a half a page with it? Discussion — in Freshman English they pound into you that the only way to write an essay is to carefully work over it, to rewrite, revise, revise, rewrite, then revise again. Then they give you only 50 minutes to do it in. Comprehensive — has nothing to do with comprehension. Test over material you already made an "A" on, just in case. Review the first lecture. Incomprehendable — if a test isn't comprehensive, then it must be this. Fair — covers all the material you thought it would or even should. Unfair — covers the other 95 percent of the material. Easy — could've slept through it. Hard — should've slept through it. Good — you can pass it without too much worry. Bad — you were up late studying, a distraught friend came over and cried for hours in your room, a group of evil-looking characters forced you to stop in the lobby and watch televison, your notebook mysteriously caught fire and couldn't be saved... Southeastern College Radio Association Convention. The problem that the station seems to be having at this time seems to me to be a lack of "esprit of corps", compounded by what amounts to the staff wanting to be paid for what is in effect "on the job training". The way to increase support by all the factions on the campus and build "esprit de corps" is to become more intensely involved with the station yourselves, breaking out of the "radio clique" that may exist and involve more of the student body with your enthusiasm and fund raising efforts, which you should be FRANKLY SPEAKING undertaking anyway. } Draft the personnel who nkn'tworl the station feel that thejo some are putting all of tlfregistran effort they stand, aityawaiti] they are wif'The unsuccesful in gainiifcovernrn the necessary suppoijossibly then I would suggefell," sai( doing somethinfeasway < symboilic and practicagasway — like donating all indicted part of their wages jregistra the station's budgefsecond tc Otherwise, if you can gfc} tr find a way to run ^{rat station which h L t iroidat< already been built on} , budget in excess i, $10,000 per year th ^{a maybe you dorf Uef „ desreve to have station at all. Sinceref 8} 6 ™ fcincereir wiU by a . „ jnlowa. Jay Reynol^ bdn ^{an agenc to admit phil frank IM AfRAV OUR fEVmiL €71>D£nt A\v fvnx>S mie OUT OFF BUT THE PBhJTA&CH V4Ai SENT OiBR A COUPLE OF C0OLD LOM Vca) The Account: latest fig 700,000 r This is times r The Conglomerate welcomes, enpourages letters from students, fad* and staff. Letters must be recev before 7:30 p.m. Sunday. incen Thursday, October 14, 1982 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Page 3 Draft Registration Failing yway. \ Draft registration who m s n't working, according :hatthe 0 some of the non- l of tlfegistrants undergoing nd, afyr awaiting prosecution. wft'The gainiipovernment... can't suppo possibly prosecute us suggejll," said Benjamin H. tethinsasway of Vista, Calif. ractica5asway was the first ig all (indicted for non- vages (registration, and the budgesecond to be prosecuted, ou can} he tria] - are j ugt a 3 run h iesperate move to ntimidate people into 0n urning themselves in i eeSS f , uncompromising their r , moral and religious d0D beliefs," said Russell have ilartin, another draft -esister, who was istered against his by a U.S. attorney in Iowa. "A few people Reynol Vre being crucified by an agency that refuses to admit defeat." I frank The General Accounting Office's latest figures show over 700,000 non-registrants. This is more than 20 times the entire population of Federal prisons. The overall compliance rate with registration is 93 percent, according to Selective Service. This is well below 98 percent Selective Service officials have said must be reached for the system to be considered fair and effective. Even at the height of the Vietnam war, compliance with draft registration never fell below 98 percent. The current prosecutions will raise the issue of illegal selective prosecution, said Martin. "I'm going to be prosecuted not because I didn't register for the draft, but because I publicly pointed out the failure of the program and the aggressive foreign policy behind it," he said. Martin was re- elected this spring as student body president of the University of Northern Iowa, in Cedar Falls. "Draft registration is a political law designed to force people into supporting policies that they would not support otherwise. It has nothing to do with national security," said Martin. 4 'Non- registration forces a debate on foreign policy." Other non-registrants agreee. For them, non- registration is an act of conscience. "Draft registration is preparation for war," said Russell F. Ford, who was imprisoned before his trial when he refused bail. "I am not willing to sign my life over to the Government that brought us Vietnam, Watergate and the Trident submarine. I am not willing to withhold my protest... until the nuclear arms race has reached its logical conclusion in a nuclear holocaust. . .1 am defending a view that wars, like poverty and prison, are neither necessary nor inevitable. They transgress the human spirit and ought to be abolished;' he said. The Internal Revenue Service is helping Selective Service to enforce registration. In raid-August, IRS mailed warning letters to an initial 33,000 suspected non-registrants born in 1963, said Roscoe L. E g g e r Jr., Commissioner of Internal Revenue. These names were drawn from a list of 250,000 names IRS found by checking its files with Selective Service lists of non-registrants. Egger said IRS planned to mail notices to the others, and later provide up to 200 names to Selective Service. These, he said, "will be selected on a random basis" from those who fail to register after receiving warnings mailed by IRS. In late August, an amendment sponsored by Sen. Hayakawa (R- CA) and Rep. Solomon (R-NY) to the Defense Authorization Bill had passed both houses of Congress and was before President Reagan. The bill would require male college students applying for grants and loans through the Government to prove that they have registered for the draft. Some lawyers question the constitutionality of such legislation. "This is certain to generate some lawsuits," said irvin Bomberger of the National Interreligious Service Board for Conscientious Objectors (NISBCO). Draft r e s i s t e r Martin, however, said these governmental efforts "show what a total failure the registration program is, in terms of enforcement; they have to go outside the existing law to enforce it." Jim Feldman, staff lawyer for CCCO the country's largest agency for draft and military counseling, said a private non- registrant's chance of being prosecuted for non-registration is slim — less than one in 1000 — but present. It is now Justice Department policy not to prosecute if the resister registers before indictment. "Those willing to risk prosecution should know that there are legal defenses that can be made, and it may be difficult for the Government to prove its case," said Feldman. CCCO was founded in 1948 as the Central Committee for Conscientious Objectors. Since then it has served continuously as a national, non-profit agency counseling young Americans facing the prospect of military service, and those already in the military. Nine students receive scholarships Nine Centenary students have been awarded Reginald H. Hargrove Memorial Scholarships at Centenary College. They are Alyce E. Boudreaux, Deborah Ann Brown, Stuart A. Harville, Linda L. Howard, Katrina L. Kellogg, Susan B. Kirby, Karen .1. Klusendorf, Amy Slaton, and John A. Thomson. The fund was established in 1955 by Mrs. Hargrove in memory of her husband, who was a member of Centenary's Board of Trustees at the time of his death. In 1964, Mrs. Hargrove funded the construction of the Band Shell, also given in memory of her husband. The Hargrove scholarships are granted only to students of high scholastic achievement and who have shown that they are definitely in need of financial assistance. r —Included in the story and pictures of the calendar are clues which will lead stu- dents to unravelling the rid- dles in five different disciplines of knowledge; Music, Math, Computer Science, Chemistry and Literature. —Each of these five dif- ferent riddles contained in the calendar carries with it a first place prize. One hundred second place prizes will also be awarded to students who come closest to solving the condundrums. —There is nothing physi- cally buried or hidden for a student to find. The chal- lenge is an intellectual one and the solution and method of winning are all included indues. Page 4 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, October 14, 1982 Backpacking: An Inquiry You've got a Frien< By Carlos Munoz In the darkness of the first evening, the serene solitude becomes very apparent. The fact that we are the only ones who know of our exact existence in time and space brings inner joy. In this tranquil setting, we have no distractions preventing us from getting deeply involved in reconciling with life. Life, when darkness falls, drives us to that which is closest to us... in this case our own existence. And in searching our own, life takes on a new meaning; maybe even to the point of consecration. In the morning, a misty shroud blankets the valleys. The cricket symphony has altogether come to an end, except for a couple here and there who are either too energetic or too stubborn to discontinue. The birds chirp about, prancing from branch to branch, putting man's sleepy eyes into a trance. The rising sun slowly pierces through the horizon, giving the valleys below a different identity to the one we saw at yesterday's sunset. The sounds of unceasing water flow, with each rivulet and trickle having its own cadence, brings with it the mystery of undeciphered tales of the ages. A gentle breeze stirs the treetops, bringing sweet aromas. One pities the civilized man who cannot coexist in harmony with nature — in accord with each other, balanced and unadulterated. The day picks up with plenty of exercise. On the slow, gruelling uphill climb, we perspire as if in a sauna and stop quite often to catch our breath. Fighting through briars along the ridges, we put minute strokes of "war paint" on our legs. Then there's the break — we unload the packs and sip some water. Pain from previously unconscious muscles crops up to the soaked surface. Sweating brings about healing — easing tensions, anxieties, and fears. The exercise rejuvenates the mind, the spirit and the soul. Along with the workout, we realize how out of shape we are due to the lack of exercise, and bad diet. Then there's the downhill... the leaves with their stingers brush against the legs (and we become aware of how sensitive they are and notice the existence of so many nerve endings). We pick up momentum bounding down, which makes it more precarious, since one false step could put us out of commission. With the approach of sunset, we agree on a suitable campsite. Out come the sleeping bags and bedrolls, the food, and convenient sleeping attire. Then, free of the pack's weight, our springy steps lead to the nearby creek. There, a chilly immerson invigorates the weary muscles and bones, and rinses us clean from the sweat. The outdoors offers the greatest opportunity to understand the self better. In the evening, you can give undivided attention to your companions. The self becomes transparent... no roles to play or to satisfy... no masks to hide behind. You pass through ordeals that bring you closer to your friends. Not only do you comprehend what they know, but also learn about their innermost feelings. And in learning who your friends are, you learn more about yourself. The pilgrimage through Continued from page 1 NTE spring semester," Nix said. "The Educational Testing Service (which administers the NTE) has replaced the Commons test with the new Core Battery, but the new test has not yet been validated. Our validation process will be complete in June of 1983, but in the meantime we cannot legally use an un validated test as a criterion for job placement. Therefore, those persons needing to know before then whether or not they have passed can meet the requirement by passing the Old Common test." All 1982-83 examinees are required to take the new test. Their scores will be used in the validation procedure, establishing state norms and providing data on which a new cutoff score will be based. About 1,500 persons are expected to take the test. Although the old test is optional, Nix suggested that many examinees might wish to take both tests as a means of improving their chances of passing at least one. A passing score on either exam will satisfy state requirements, but for this year only. Only the new Core Battery Test will be used once it is validated. Examinees pay $45 to take the Core Battery, a six-hour exam comprising two-hour modules in professional education, general educa tion , and communications skills, and $30 to take a three- hour test in their major subject area. The subject area tests, which have not undergone major changes, will be administered October 30, 1982. Nix pointed out that more than 70 percent of examinees made passing scores on the NTE in 1981-82 as compared to only 60 percent passing in 1978, the first year the test was required. 'The Colleges of Education have accepted the challenge of preparing their graduates to pass this test," Nix said. "We have worked together to raise standards in teacher training, by increasing the entrance requirements to a 2.2 grade point average and the graduation requirements to a 2.5 and by tripling the number of student teaching hours from 90 to 270. "I sincerely believe that with the standards Papers, dissertations, thesis by word processor Quick, more flexible, more professional each copy can be an original Permanet record possible. Call 227-8282 MOVIE HOUSE OF DARK SHADOWS featuring — Barnabus Collins WED.&FRI. SUB. 9:30 the wilderness institutes a sense of caring one for the other. We are not brought together by chemicals, interests, institutions, or symbols. Given time, these will pass. It is eternal nature that brings us together — that makes the experience unique. In the words of Chief Luther Standing Bear, "the man who sat on the ground in his tipi meditating on life and its meaning, accepting the kinship of all creatures, and acknowledging unity with the universe of things, was infusing into his being the true essence of civilization. And when native man left off this form of development, his humanization was retarded in growth." Author's Note: "Backpacking: An Inquiry" will continue next week, focusing on nearby hiking trails. we are now establishing," Nix said, "the new teachers graduating from Louisiana universities will be among the best qualified in the nation." by Diane Fowler When your telephone rings, who do you expect it to be? Your best friend, calling because you haven't seen each other in over an hour? That special girl or guy you just spent all afternoon with? Your mother, who you talked to for two hours just yesterday? When the phone rings at Open Ear, they know it's someone with a problem. And if you're the type of person who is willing to listen, care, and provide trust and reassurance, Open Ear needs you. Open Ear is a a crisis / referral "hot line" which has been serving the Shreveport- Bossier area for over 11 years. Over 600 volunteers have manned the phones during this time, many of whom have been with the center since its beginning in 1971. Open Ear maintains a staff of about 70 volunteers, each of whom works only one or two nights a month. Volunteers come from the Shreveport community and a large majority of these are Centenary students. This semester's first training session will be held Saturday, Oct. 23. To be eligible to undergo training, you the executive stai members — Bett Mrdja, Executiv Director; Diai Fowler, Associa Director; or Mi| Ricke, Scheduler preliminary screenin Not everyone wto volunteers is qualifi Sjj^ to be a counselor, anJjBfl psychological testin role-playing and othtj procedures adF designed to find tfc% ^{most e f f e c t i VtyJ^k. counselors. The testifflJ^J and training procedure used are fairly infornJj Few of Open Earl volunteer sta members a professional counsel}

  although some a involved in some area* social service, and soil have been motivated 1 their Open Ea experiences to se« such a career. The job of an Opj Ear counselor is simp! to listen, to help peopl talk their problems out and, when needed, make referrals professional servi All calls are complel anonymous confidential. The rewards for an Open Ear volunl are not financial, are personal intensely satisfyi And they are most ofl expressed by a sim] "thank you for carii and listening." LIVE ON STAGE at the Mar jorie Lyons Playhouse Performed continuously for 1,983 years The Gospel of Mark Told in its original story-telling form by Dr. Van Bogard Dunn of the Methodist Theological School 1 Wednesday IOct. 20 7:30p.m. CP Credit CAR Ce ALL ST sessior p URp 0 and the range o s Peake a nd all i SI Oc

  * Thursday, October 14, 1982 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Page 5 REAL WORLD SEMINAR CAREERFIELDS IN PHYSICAL SCIENCES & MATH Life Atop Mickle Hall Students work hard to complete green house Centenary room of the CAF, Tuesday, October 19, 1982: 11:15-12:35 Robert McGowen, C.C., Tex. A&M 1978 B.S. Physics Petroleum Engineer, Coutrer & Assoc. Bill Gaines, C.C.1960 B.S., Chemistry Supervisor & Chief Chemist, Shreveport City Water Dept. Nasser Shikayr C.C., 1977 B.S., Chemistry President, Computer Professionals A LL STUDENTS in these related fields are urged to attend all or part of the session — with or without taking lunch (Dutch Treat). p URP0SE: to inform students, via personal experience of these speakers an Education By Bess Robinson Features Editor It seems that nearly every department on campus has something new to be proud of this year. ..the chemists nave created a new compound, the sociologists are sponsoring a volunteer program at a nearby elementary school for the first time, a new book is about to become a reality for its collaborators in the English department. Well, the Biology department has something new this year, too — a greenhouse ! Actually, the original design for Mickle Hall included a hemispherical dome type of greenhouse. But in 1948, when the building was under construction, funds ran short, and the plans for a greenhouse were scrapped. A small (8' by 16' ) ''lean-to" greenhouse, made of fiberglass and the lumber torn out of the freshman chemistry lab, was built in 1974, and enlarged to 16' by 16' in 1976. It was around this time that a Mr. Raymond first expressed an interest in donating his own greenhouse to Centenary. A little over a year ago, he made an official offer, and, after receiving authorization and some funding from THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH AT CENTENARY COLLEGE The Herndon Canterbury House Woodlawn Avenue at Wilkinson Street (Behind KA House and Across from Playhouse) WEDNESDAYS 5PM-Holy Communion 5 : 30 PM— Free Supper Dan Mann, Resident Father Paul, Chaplain 865-0466 ALL ARE WELCOME! the school, plans for relocating Mr. Raymond's greenhouse were begun. The auditorium roof that formerly supported the little lean-to had proved to be a good place for a greenhouse, so that's where the new one was slated to go. The second-story location discouraged vandalism and was easily accessible to professors who sometimes needed to nip out of class to find a plant for a particular demonstration. Since 'the roof had no steel structural beams underneath it, however, construction workers put extenders on the vertical beams and laid steel beams across them to form a platform for the new building. A concrete slab was secured to the platform, and provided the foundation for the greenhouse. While all this construction was going on, biology professors Brad McPherson and Ed and Beth Leuck were disassembling Mr. Raymond's greenhouse. The 10-year-old structure consists mostly of double- strength (and therefore, relatively hail-proof) glass panes and aluminum beams, which fitted easily into Ed's van. But the largest aluminum beams, which measure 28 feet in length, made the trip to campus in a Southfield High School bus! Once all of the components made it to Mickle, students Joe Jewell, Tim and Jim Ogden, and Greg Brown helped the three professors reconstruct the greenhouse. More recently, Tom O'Mara and David Shoffner have spent several hours on the roof stripping caulking off the aluminum beams. Mr. Raymond's donation is expected to be an invaluable teaching facility. It will be utilized by a variety of classes, including the general biology sections, the three botany courses (general, plant systematica, and plant morphology), the ecology classes, and a number of independent studies. Dr. Ed Leuck hopes to use the building as he continues research on an extension of his dissertation ( growing, studying, and hybridizing a particular genus of cactus). Dr. Beth Leuck expresses the department's gratitude to Mr. Raymond for his greenhouse, and to the college for its support, saying that "we sure need it, and it will definitely increase the 'botany experience' of our majors who will now be able to have some 'hands-on' experience with growing and experimenting with plants." a Casing V Sandwich Shoppe €(• o CO Sandwiches, Salads, Ice Cream ° Domestic & Imported Reeb 5 637 E. KINGS HWY. SHREVEPORT, LA. 71105 PH. 869-2379 c o a O Friends of music There are five great reasons why Centenary College believes its 1982- 83 Friends of Music season is the best ever: Mark Westcott, pianist ; Chanticleer, male vocal ensemble; the Verdehr Trio, Ralph Evans, violinist , accompa nied by Donald Rupert, pianist; and Heinz Wunderlich, organist. Westcott opened season Sunday, Oct. 10, with a concert at 3 p.m. in Hurley Auditorium. A finalist in a recent Van Cliburn International Piano Competition, he has played under George Solti, conductor of the Cleveland Orchestra. Chanticleer, a group of 10 dashing young men, has been described as "An elite men's chorus," (San Francisco Chronicle) and "One of the most beautiful musical experiences of my life," (Robert Shaw, Atlanta Symphony). They will sing Monday, Nov. 22, in an 8 p.m. concert in Hurley Auditorium. The Verdehr Trio including Elsa Ludewig- Verdehr, clarinet; Gary Kirkpa trick, piano; and Walter Verdehr, violin, has performed extensively in the United States and abroad. Centenary's own Donald Rupert will accompany Ralph Evans, violinist, Tuesday, Feb. 22, at 8 p.m. in Hurley. Evans began his musical studies at age 5 in Vienna and now concertizes in the United States and abroad. Completing the season will be Heinz Wunderlich, organist, who will perform March 18 at 8 p.m. in Brown Chapel. The Washington Post said "A playful delight in registration, a realization... a marvel of joyous motion... what a performer!" 10% OFF All Corsages and Boutonnieres with Student I D. Ferguson's Florist Shop Special: Single Red Rose $3.00 1301 Centenary 222-6912 Good through October 1 6, 1 982 Page 6 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, October 14, 1982 Cara Derrick as Isabelle My Sister In This House" Continues "My Sister in This House" continues this week at the Marjorie Lyons Playhouse on the Centenary College campus. The play begins at 8 p.m. on Oc- tober 14,, 15 and 16 and is free to all Centenary students. Adult tickets are $6.00. The play is a produc- tion of stunning force that involves the elements of English, psychology, sociology and philosophy. It is based on the 1933 Fren- ch murder case that in- spired Jean Genet's 'The Maids." Featured are Cindy Hawkins and Cara Derrick, two of Cen- tenary's outstanding ac- tresses, who combine with newcomer Lisa Chaisson and Shreveport's own Anna Chappell to create a web of stunning emotion and violence, bringing to life playwright Mendy Kesselmar's tale of two servant sisters attached to an existence of bourgeois and idleness provided by the household they work in. WHAT'S COOKIN' Week of October 14-20 Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Lunch BBQ beef on bun Chips Texas hash Pocket sandwiches Tuna Noodle romanoff Grilled cheeseburgers French fries Pot roast w/vegetables Rice w/gravy Welch rarebit Beef stew over rice Chili dogs French fries Chicken and dumplings Chicken breast filet on bun Potato chips Spanish rice w/smoked sausage Supper Chicken fried steaks Mashed potatoes w/gravy Taco salad and nachos Spaghetti and meatballs ,; Garlic bread Chicken a la king on toast Steak fingers Mashed potatoes Braised short ribs Mashed potatoes w/gravy New York strip steaks Roast beef Mashed potatoes Hot tamale casserole Chi ♦ ♦ j The ♦Chapt ♦would Icongi Jfantas f for the week( Zeta's there : ( in the
• We'i ♦thatF ♦party Taweso Jthank ♦hostin The Student Government Association of Centenary College of Louisiana requests the honor of your presence at the second annual FALL BALL October 16,1982 9:00 p.m. until 1:00 a.m. at The Regency, 1-20 & Spring Street Semi-formal dress — party picks available So s 5

  Co ph Thursday, October 14, 1982 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Page 7 per 5 f gravy 10S balls i toast /gravy iks Greek Beat Chi Omega The Iota Gamma Chapter of Chi Omega would like to congratulate their fantastic football team for their 12-0 victory this weekend over the Zeta's. Keep it up, girls, there may be pro scouts ,in the crowd! We'd also like to say othat Friday's All Greek party was a truly awesome event, and we thank the KA's for hosting the affair. Theta Chi Congratulations goes out to the new pledge class officers. They are : Malcom McPherson — President, Phil Howell — Secretary, and Lee Smith — Treasurer. You boys better buy your rubber boots real soon. The Greek Party was truly awesome. . .Consume, consume, consume. Thanks goes out to all the Greeks for making it an outstanding event. We are eagerly looking forward to the Fall Ball this weekend. The Regency will never be, the same, for a good time will be had by all. The Brothers and pledges of Theta Chi are proud to announce that Kevin had a date last weekend. Way to go! Kathy — with a "K" — was heard to say, "It's better if you put it in your mouth." Everybody be sure to see the mattababy that is on campus. Kappa Sigma We would like to thank the KA's, IFC and Panhellenic for that boss All-Greek party. Congrats go out to Little Sister Missy Moore for being named Carnation of the Month for Chi Omega. So that's what happens when the president counts the votes! Sig I won its division with a first ever Monday nite football game at Centenary with a 14-13 victory over the No Names in o.t., then a victory over the Sediments, 13-0 as 6'5" Jimmy Disbrow was used not unlike HAROLD CARMICHAEL OF THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES! Woof, the D.H. has struck again. Woof is relaxed and extremely messy. October 25th is International Pink and Green Day as named by Pope John Paul George and Ringo over the anguish of a certain Little Sister, so please wear appropriate colors everybody. Rumor has it that Sig II won a game over the Choir (do-re- me-fa-so-la-zsa-zsa) 19- 6, but there were no witnesses! A bid for a perfect was "sho-doo- bee-shattered". are: Nathan Joyner- Greg Blackman; John Villasa na-Tim Young ; David Watkins-Brad Hoge; Matt Cardillo- Kirk Labor; Jack Conner-Kyle Labor; Sam St. Phard-Don Barnes. Next, the TKEs would like to thank Les, Sanchez & Company for making our pledge kidnap more successful. How'd that reeb taste guys? Just two more things — Congrats go to Thurndotte Baughman who was pinned to Keith Dollahite two weeks ago. Lastly, Congrats to TKE I who fought by KA 13-7 to bring us into the playoffs with a 4-1 record. Kappa Alpha ♦ ♦ ♦ this Thursday. Be \ sociable and take a ♦ CISO study break because ♦ nobody wants to keep J Centenary Around campus forever. There is a new ♦Organization would like lust in the chapter, and

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  we call it Woolfy Love, ♦participated in the Bar- Hey girls, if you haven't YB-Q party held last been drooled on by Xsunday. A very special Captain Lust yet, it's no Xthanks to Dr. Penuel for big deal! Just ask ♦hosting the event. A Thumper! This ♦great time was had by weekend was nothing Tall! spectacular as we All nationalities witnessed Pinhead drag 4 (including Americans) down all the j.b. 4are welcome. If Shreveport has to offer, ♦interested in CISO, Hey Crash, where have ^{contact Tracy Murrell. you been sleeping} lately? T.L., climb out ♦ Top Ten of any windows lately? ♦ Are you in there? The t Students interested in KA's are proud of their {applying for Glamour Immunohematology ; football season despite Magazine's 1983 Top Introductory Micro- and

  the outcome. We are ♦Ten College Women getting psyched for a ♦competition should pick After December 1982, Student 17 of the current 58 different exams will no longer be available. The exams that are being deleted are as follows: Afro-American History; Anatomy, Physiology, Microbiology; Behavioral Sciences for Nurses; Clinical Chemistry; Dental Materials; Elementary Computer Programing / Fortran IV; Fundamentals of Nursing; Head, Neck, & Oral Ana tomy ; Hematology; blowout called Jungle Party this weekend. Tau Kappa Epsilon This week TKE would like to announce changes and additions in our little brother-big brother selections. They oo We would like thank all the Greeks for participating in the Greek social party Saturday. We would like to extend an invitation to the Greeks as well as non-Greeks to come down for quarter suds So says the VA... MARK TRAIL By Ed Podd and Jack Brod Contact nearest VA office (check your phone book) or a local veterans group. WHERE DID THEY GO? Class of 1982 Robert David Duncan Coates Pottery in Marshall, Texas Lisa Hedges Graduate student at LSUS ; Substitute teacher in Caddo Parish School System Tim Brennen Teaching at Parkway High School in Bossier Cityj Brenda Cunningham Teaching Language arts at Newton I Smith School in Shreveport Mark Murry in Dillards Management Training Progra Laura Colema Teaching in Bossier Parish School System! Parnell Holt Superior Supply Company in Shreveport ASHLEY'S AMOCO SERVICE PHONI 222 6003 3040 Centenary Blvd. at Kings Hfwy. SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA 71104 Graphic Arts and Printing 518 EAST WASHINGTON SHREVEPORT. LA. 71104 TELEPHONE (318)865-4394 / (318)868-0517 Pup applications from {janie Flournoy, Come and witness the ^Hamilton Hall, 869-5103. . ♦The deadline is Dec. 1, return of the moss crew J 1982 Saturday afternoon. A ♦ full moon shall be seen ♦ « in broad daylight. See ♦ regasus ya' after the storm. ♦ Pe gasus is currently Hiya Talley girls! ♦accepting submissions ♦of all types for its fall 1982 issue. All contributions of poetry, stories, essays, artwork, or photography are being sought. Poetry and prose pieces should be typed if possible. Submissions of artwork or photography for the cover are especially being sought. Submissions should be turned in to any staff member: Alan Irvine, Bess Robinson, Mike Ragland, Pam Edwards, Bryan Franklin, Jeannie Clampitt by October 25. Submissions will be returned to contributors upon request. CLEP Tests College Level Examination Program (CLEP) tests are given at Centenary on the third Saturday of each month except December and February. Centenary's regulations permit students to earn up to 40 hours of college credit by taking CLEP tests (see page 13 of the catalog for the conditions). Macroeconomics; Medical-Surgical Nursing, Microbiology ; Money & Banking; Oral Radiography; Statistics; Tooth Morphology & Function. Contact Dr. Bettinger in LB20 for further details. Help wanted Shreveport Opera Association is looking for two cute girls who will help them out during Les Boutiques de Noel, Dec. 1-4. The girls are needed to wear sandwich boards and walk (together) downtown during the noon hour to advertise Les Boutiques — its daily menu and special events. You will be paid! To sign up, call Janie Flournoy, Director of Public Relations at Centenary, 869-5103. Can you draw? David Bentley is offering a $50 prize to the artist with the winning drawing of a Lady Mascot. Entries should be made by Nov. 1 to Janie Flournoy, Director of Public Relations, Hamilton Hall. Mexico Interim A Mexico Interim is being offered Jan. 5-13. The cost is $479. 3 hours Interim credit will be given. Contact Dr. Ar- nold Penuel at 869-5252. No Spanish knowledge required. Page 8 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, October 14, 1982 Soccer Team Continues Winning Ways By Soccer Fan The Centenary Gents proved this weekend that they can handle Division One competition, as they defeated the University of New Orleans and Nicholls State University. The Gents opened the weekend against U.N.O. there. About twenty minutes into the half Jay Poss hit Sam St- Phard with a pass that St-Phard converted into a goal. With about 15 minutes left in the half, Poss chipped a soft shot that found the back of the net. The Gents led 2- 0 at the half and that was also the final score of the game, Centenary 2- U.N.O. -0 : The next day the Gents traveled to Thibodaux to play Nicholls State University. The kickers started off slowly as Nicholls got the first goal, but about 15 minutes later St-Phard scored off of a Matt Cardillo assist. Minutes later Poss scored off of a Amaar Anbouba assist. The Gents led at the half 2-1. Near the beginning of the second

  Quaj Jam Keit half, Poss was ejected from the game for no apparent reason and the Gents had to play one man short the rest of the game. Moments after the ejection ot Poss, Anbouba scored to make it 3-1. Nicholls State scored again to make the score 3-2. The Gents would not be denied though, as St- Phard chipped a perfect pass to Anbouba who touched the ball into the net to make it 4-2 Gents. Nicholls State scored once more to make the 4-3. James Breeding iced the game for the Gents as he scored to make the final score 5-3 Gents. The victories make the Gents 9-0 for the season. The soccer team now possesses the best record in the entire south and the second best record in tl nation ( D ul University is 11-0). m Gents have now scow 37 goals in 9 gami while giving up only goals. Bo Mangm Matt Cordillo, Jaj Conner , AmaJ Anbouba, Patrick Qua| Doug Crone, Breeding, McPherson, Jeff Foste and Sam St-Phard a| the freshman playei] Scott Davidson (tea captain), Jeff BuseicJ Charlie Warren, Gej Oaks and Brad Hoi are the sophomo] players; and Ji Doucet, Chris Hi: Ron Evans, Piei Belleguard and Poss are the jura players. These are Gents-they are oi team--they a undefeated. This Friday the Gei will be traveling I Northeast Louisian University to play in til Bayou Classic Socce Tournament in Monra Get out and support of team, they need us. Til game Friday will begi at 6:00 p.m. The Geni will be facing Nichol State. { Ladies Getting Ready t If you go by the Dome 4 one afternoon and hear ♦the sound of bouncing ♦balls and pounding feet, Jdon't be surprised if the ^people practicing ♦basketball are female. ♦Coach Joe St. Andre and this Lady round-ballers Jare getting ready to ^improve on last year's ♦22-10 record. f This year's team is fmade up of 10 returning ♦players and 6 new ♦additions. Returning for f the Ladies are starters |Nancy Hultquist, ♦ Zebber Satcher, Penny ♦ Davis, Tempie Ratcliff ♦and top six man, Carla jHutchins. Other i returning players are 4 Linda Howard, Kathy ♦ Messer, Mary Jo ♦ Monzingo, Amy Slaton fand Wendy Thomas. XThe six new additions 4 are Liz Hindman, Linda ♦ Reiser, Penny Lee, ♦ Theresa Slack and Treasure* Thomas. To Win The Ladies have a relatively short team (no one over 6 feet) and will compensate for their \ 'shortness" by playing a faster, more defense oriented game. Of his team Coach St. Andre said that they are the kind of club that if they're playing will be in the game, but that there are no game breakers. There are good experienced players coming back and the new girls have all played in basketball oriented programs. There is a lot of depth to the team and Coach St. Andre knows that his reserve players have the ability to come in off the bench and score 12 points. When asked who# the stars of the team are ♦ he replied, "I don't want f to single out one girl — " we're more team oriented. All the girls realize the job we have to do. It takes all of them.': So if you don't feel like ♦ studying one night and ♦ the Ladies are playing, t go over and watch. See * what the fans who saw them play last year saw — a group of good- looking serious Ladies winning basketball J games. Cross Country teaii

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  University of Dall« (203), and East Tex? State (241). The men's team travels to Baton Rouge the m to compete in the L.Sfl Invitational. The Camper's General Store" Donald L HuguieV Nancy W. HugulaV WE HA VE ROCK PICKS^ i The Vol.77 No. 8 Conglomerate " Thurs.Oct.21,1982 official publication of the oUte*t college Wot of the Mi*«i»»i/>/>i PAC AJSNOVNCES NEW MEMBERS The Centenary President's Advisory Council (PAC) has announced its members for the 1982-83 school term. Led by president Charlie Atkins, and coordinator, Chris Webb, the 31 member group will participate in and direct a number of activities throughout the year. There are two divisions of PAC: The admissions council and the development council. Tim Hibbs is the chairman of admissions and Michelle Witt is secretary. Chairman of Development is Missy Morne and Chris Fahringer is secretary. The persons who will be assisting these leaders in projects are Karen Armstrong, Bev Burton, Kim Cady, Hilarie Clower, Colleen Coburn, Jill Cornish, John Dupuy, Nancy Fox, Margaret Germann, Leah Godbold, Audrianna Grisham, Patty Hamilton, John Holm, Lisa Illing, Julie Jordon, Lisa King, Karen Klusendorf, Richard Lange, Paula Langley, David Lawrence, Madeline Montgomery, Sonya Sankey, Elizabeth Selby, Carol Stevens Richard Wallace, Kathy Woods, and Michele Zemann. These students went through a selection process that consisted of submiting an application and being interviewed by Charlie Atkins, Jim Perkins, Director of Development, and Kay Madden, According to Atkins, PAC is in a "rebuilding" process. Dr. Webb, who began the organization in 1979 with the help of Dr. Andrew Pate, then Director of Admissions, wants PAC to be a "first-class organization. ' ' Atkins stresses that the key word for the group is' 'involvement" and the primary reason for PAC is to develop and promote a better understanding between the student body and the faculty and administration. PAC will be tending benches at the Louisiana State Fair which begins Friday, October 22. Members will be passing out information to fairgoers concerning Centenary College. The group will also be involved with the annual Great Teachers-Scholars Fund, and for the first time, the PAC members will be ushering at Centenary basketball games. Later in the year, PAC will assist in the Centenary Quiz Bowl held for high school students. Centenary Freshman Crowned Queen Freshman Susan Robertson, Queen of the Cotton Festival in ViHe Platte, reigns with the king, Gov. David Treen. Susan won the contest last weekend from a field of 24 contestants. Centenary College freshman Susan Robertson shared the stage with Gov. David Treen Saturday, Oct. 9, when she was crowned Queen Cotton XXIX in Ville Plate. Gov. Treen was crowned King of the two-day Cotton Festival, now in its 29th year. "It was all just like a fairytale," said the bubbly brunette. "I couldn't believe it was all happening. I really never expected to win, especially after I got there and saw all those pretty girls." Susan, a former Bossier City resident, is the daughter of the Rev. and Mrs. Larry D. Robertson of Crowley. She attended Airline High School and graduated from Crowley High School before entering Centenary this fall. A member of the Centenary College State Fair Opens Tomorrow Choir, Susan will be making the group's 1983 summer concert tour behind the Bamboo Curtain to Japan and the People's Republic of China. At Sunday morning's brunch, Gov. Treen congratulated Susan as an outstanding representative for Louisiana in the Orient. "Gov. Treen was really cool," Susan said. "And he's a great dancer — I only stepped on his foot once," she said with a smile. The five-foot, brown- haired, brown-eyed beauty is a business major at Centenary and the brother of Curtis Robertson, a junior at Centenary and also a member of the Choir. Queen Susan will have a busy freshman year visiting other festivals and fairs, highlighted by Washington Mardi Gras when she will share the spotlight with Gov. Treen again. Shreveport, LA — The 77th edition of the Louisiana State Fair, the Pelican State's largest single annual attraction, will open this Friday for a gala 10-day run that will conclude on Sunday, Oct. 31. This year's ex- travaganza will feature keen competition in the livestock and agricultural departmen- agricultural departments, for both juniors and adults, top-notch enter- tainment on the "Celebrity Stage," the Fair's free grandstand show, scores of educational commercial exhibits, varied shows on The Port's stage, and the championship finals rodeo of the Louisiana Rodeo Cowboys Association. On the colorful mid- way will be the Royal American Shows with its exciting rides and other attractions. For the junior livestock exhibitors, their big day will be Tuesday, Oct. 26, when the annual junior livestock sale is held. Other competition will include arts and crafts, home economics, home and family arts, senior citizens and poultry. Headliners on the "Celebrity Stage" will be the Wright Brothers, Oct. 22, 23 and 24; The Truth or Consequences Road Show, Oct. 25 and 26, Gospel Galore, An- drus, Blackwood & Co., featuring very special guest Pat Boone, Oct. 27 and 28, and Doug Ker- shaw, Oct. 29, 30 and 31. Backup acts will include Jay Cochrane, high wire artist, and the famed Budweiser Clydesdales. The LRCA rodeo is set for Hirsch Coliseum, Oct. 29-30, and the U.S. Army's Golden Knights will demonstrate precision parachuting Oct. 29, 30, and 31. Lambert Assigned Additional Tasks President Webb has nom inated John Lambert to head up a task force of twelve people to look at enrollment trends. He will be looking at these trends to help keep enrollment steady at Centenary. He will be keeping cost, core credit courses, and many other things in mind while reviewing the enrollment trends at the college. Lambert has also been chosen as chairman of the State Relations Committee. This committee deals with financial aid in Louisiana. Lambert will be dealing directly with the governor of the state. This contact should give Centenary some direct input in the decisions made about financial aid in Louisiana. i Page 2 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, October 21, 1982 Letters To the Editors: Core Curriculum To the Editors The Conglomerate In last week's Conglomerate in an article on the proposed changes in curricular requirements there was a statement that most of the faculty in attendance at the open meeting of the Educational Policy Committee "refused to accept'' the student input there. Indeed, it was exactly because we were listening to the students' concerns that we felt compelled to answer with our opinions; since when is an open meeting restricted to one point of view and rebuttal necessarily a refusal to weight the validity of another idea? This letter is in the spirit of open dialogue. First of all, it must be understood that the focus of the concerns expressed at the first meeting was on the few majors which require as many as 42 semester hours, accounting for example. I did not mean to imply it was "simply too bad" if a student in one of these majors ran over the maximum 45 hrs. allowed in a major by taking too many courses not required and thereby having to take hours over 124 to compensate for the overload. I merely said that it was a problem, often due to advising or the student's failure to acquaint himself with college regulations (the necessity to do so being requisite in any college) or he must suffer the consequences. In fact, we try to head off such problems by requiring a degree plan at the end of the first Junior semester. I was stating facts, not being heartless. Furthermore, no college can decide what it considers best for all students on the basis of The Centenary CONGLOMERATE Leigh Weeks Bonnie Brown Co- Editors Business Manager Warren Morales News Editor Jackie Pope Features Editor Bess Robinson Entertainment Editor Carole Powell Sports Editor Kim Staman Layout staff Rachel Fugatt, Mike Fertitta Treasure Thomas Ad Manager Marcie Bryant Reporters. . . Pierre Bellegarde, Rick Anders Lisa Thorton, Kathy Fraser, Lee Fowler, Suzanne Landry, Cheryl Dring, Janie Flournoy, Rick Anders, Bill Roberts, Alyce Boudreaux, Carol Stephens Diane Fowler Around Campus Jeannie Clampitt Head Photographer Chris Murphy Photographers - - Marcie Bryant Rachel Fugatt, Rick Anders Managing Editor Craig Coleman Artwork Pam Edwards, Bonnie Brown Columnists Alan Irvine Technical Advisor janie Flournoy Printer The Bossier Tribune Publishing Company The Centenary Conglomerate is written and edited by Students of Centenary College, »11 Centenary Blvd. Shreveport, LA 71104. The view* presented are those of the staff and do not necessarily reflect administrative policies of the college. The Centenary Conglomerate is published weekly except for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and examination periods .Subscription price is $9 per year. The Centenary Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other contributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence received and reject any xnd all contributions. Contributions become the priority of The Centenary Conglomerate. Letters must be accompanied with name. Deadline for copy is Sunday, • p.m. a tew majors and their problems. To correct another misstatement, Drs . Gottlob and Penuel did not "speak at length" about the foreign language requirement, rather spoke in favor of the proposal as a whole. Only I, in the second meeting, spoke to my department's belief and our government's expressed opinion regarding the practicality of foreign language education in the face of our international illiteracy in comparison with other major powers. Now, let s analyze some other statements: (1) "Students can get behind very easily if they change their major." Changing a major might put the student behind in major requirements, but not in core requirements which are requisite for any major. There is obviously no unfairness here. Indeed, since major requirements • can also be used to satisfy core requirements, it is conceivable that a student might actually satisfy* > more core requirements by a change of major. (2) "Many (students) feel that they will not be adequately prepared for their chosen profession if they do not have a certain amount of freedom in course selection." Again, this is a matter of major, not core requirements. Departments set major requirements and if they are not adequately preparing the student the concern must be addressed to them. Since most majors require 30-36 hours, the student is allowed 9-15 hours of electives in his major to prepare him further. (3)" This proposal will hinder our transfer students recruitment. With the increased requirements, even few (sic) hours will transfer in... The increase of lost hours may very well make the transfer not worthwhile and the student will stay away." Hours do not transfer to Centenary according to either core W major requirements ; they transfer or they do not, according to grade (C or above only) and, genera lly s peaki ng , whether we have an equivalent course of study (agriculture or secretarial studies, for example, do not transfer). Although it is true that colleges vary in their approach to requirements, it might be well, with all the above in mind, to compare the proposed Centenary requirements (before the / mark) with the mini mums in the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences at LSU- ■ ■ Baton Rouge (BA after the ' ; BS in parentheses), where 128 hours are required for graduation:
• Natural Sciences: 16 /14 (14 or 48 if in sciences) Centenary is specifically requiring 6 hours of math, but is this illogical when we consider how much earlier and more proficient the student abroad is in Math. ^{II. Social Science: av History: 6/6 (6) b. Other: 9/9 (9) Total 14V 8 15 (15 or 48 if in Social Sci.) Humanities: a. Foreign Languages: 6/16 (13) ; b&c: 18 /23 (6); English (from gen.: 9/9 (9) reauirements) ; Totals: 33 / 48 if major (28) Would an LSU student transfer? The disparity here is not so great that the student will "stay away." While it is true that quantity does not make quality, quantity with quality could give us the reputation as one of the first-rate liberal arts colleges. Do you really want a degree from a college which attracts students because they won't have to take courses they are predisposed to believe are not relevant, useful, or "popular"?}
• Johnson Watts Associate Professor of German Dear Editors: I am writing to correct an error in the October 14 issue. In his article about the debate on the proposed core curriculum, J. Alan Irvine states that "although no one came out against the proposed foreign language requirement, both Drs. Gottlob and Pennuel (SIC) spoke at length in favor of it." Dr. Penuel did not mention the foreign language requirement at all in his remarks, while I spoke at length in favor of the proposal as a whole, with special reference to the proposed Gen. Ed. 101-102 and to ir expanded history and science requirements,! as well as the foreigjl language requirement! This erroneous! reporting gives a false; impression of Drl Penuel and me as over| sensitive and narrowlj concerned only with our own areas of study. Ail liberally educated humanists, we felt called upon to defewj the propose! improvement in thi core curriculum as i whole, even though nt opposition ti requirements in oi own field had then bee expressed. Sincerely, Vickie N. Gottlob Chairman Department of Foreigt Languages From the Wizards Kettle The Conglomerate welcomes, and enpourages letters from students, faculty and staff. Letters must be received before 7:30 p.m. Sunday. Dear Mom & Dad, I realize that I haven't written since the semester began, so I can understand the private detective you sent to check up on me, but don't you think the funeral wreath and sympathy card you sent my roommate were a little much. At any rate, you should've known how I was. After all, every newspaper in the state carried the story of the incident at the hotel last week. (How was I supposed to know she was the mayor's daughter?) Classes are going much better than last year. Why, even my chemistry teacher seems to have forgiven that "accident" in the lab last year. Of course, they did have to replace the greenhouse... I have a couple of evening classes for a change, which I find quite refreshing. I sometimes even wake up in time for those. The weather's finally cooled down at long last, so I no longer need my ceiling fan. So I let the freshman who had been operating it go back to attending classes, except when my room needs cleaning. It's all part of my new civic involvement. I'm helping out in the Adopt- A-Freshman program. There's been a lot of talk on campus about the Whole Core Controversy (often abbreviated for easy reference: ). I'm not sure where I stand on the Wh. Ore Controversy. It appears to me that the faculty firmly believes that the students are too scatterbrained to enroll in the right courses. Yet after having the foresight to take four semesters of basketweaving I'm not so sure I agree. After all, now I've got a good solid skill to fall back upon. The students also have a point that it's hideously immoral to i force anybody to learn anything. I know unci* Jerry would agree with this point, if only he could read. Speaking of uncle Jerry, how is he doing- Does he still preach that TV show of his J \ Love Thy Neighbor, But Don't Get Caught? Is 1 true that Sis is about to make me an unck W' the fifth time? Wonder if she'll ever g* 1 married... I heard from GraH last week. She's going Scotland for tb' Highland Skydivftl Contests. She said stf wants to be the fi^ jumper out of the pla* so that she check up just what Scotsfltf

  wear underneath th^ kilts. Love always, Your Son. Thursday, October 21, 1382 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Page 3 INTERIM 1 983 By Jackie Pope News Editor If you like to travel and if you like to learn, one of Centenary's Interim courses may be just the thing for you. Offered during the month of January between the fall and spring semesters, the Interim courses are concentrated studies not normally offered during the year, and they may be taken for credit or non-credit. The purpose of the Interim studies at Centenary College is the enrichment of the liberal arts curriculum. Interim topics vary from year to year, but nearly every department of the college will from time to time offer a course during the January Interim Studies Program. Many of these courses involve study off the campus, either at other institutions or in the field. Students who enter Centenary as freshmen, or sophomores are required to take two Interim Studies courses. Junior and senior transfer students must complete one Interim Studies course. Students may take only three semester hours during the Interim. Open to Centenary students, alumni, and any members of the community, the classes require early registration ; deadline for signing up is Nov. 23 in the Office of Admissions. Dr. Harold Christensen will teach Business of Professional Sports in Boston and on the Centen ary campus. Designed to promote the understanding and application of the principles of economics, the specific objective of the course is to apply the theory to the real world situation of professional sports. Meetings have been scheduled in Boston with team managers of four professional sports. Students will also attend professional sporting events. Prerequisite: 3 hours of principles of economics. Cost: About $600 for air transportation, hotel, and game tickets. Costs are based upon a minimum of 30 students in three and four- persons rooms for six nights. Close-up of an American Corporation will be sponsored by the Woodrow Wilson Fellowship Foundation. This course will be taught by Dr. Royce Shaw in Toledo, Ohio. It provides an in-depth, first-hand view of an American Multinational Corporation, the Dana Corporation, and its role in international trade. Prerequisite: 3 hours of economics or business. Cost: Estimated travel expenses are $155, plus room and board for two weeks. There are some scholarships, in the form of travel subsidies available. Airborne Training. Capt. Rick Foster will teach this three-week intensive training course at Ft. Benning, Ga. The course will consist of physical training and instruction in the proper use and maintenance of a parachute. Students who successfully complete the ground, tower, and jump phases will be authorized to wear the U.S. Army Parachute Wings. Prerequisite: Must be a student in the Army ROTC Advanced Course or a 3-year Army ROTC Scholarship,, student . Cost: Approximately $100 spending money. Room, board and travel expenses will be paid by the U.S. Army. Air Assault Training. Capt. Foster will also teach this course which will consist of rigorous physical training and instruction in air-mobile tactics. The student will be instructed in the proper procedures to be used when rapelling from an airborne helicopter. Students who successfully complete this course, which will be taught in Ft. Knox, Ky., will be authorized to wear the U.S. Army Assault Badge. Cost: Approximately $100 spending money. Room, board, and travel expenses to be paid by the U.S. Army. Professional Theatre. Prof. Robert Buseick will take a minimum of six students to view professional theatre in the two greatest FRANKLY SPEAKING Save a Life Today! Blood Plasma Needed Cash Paid Appointments Made. Donate twice a week. Earn up to $64 per month^ring this ad your first donation Get $1 Bonus. BIO BLOOD COMPONENTS B02 Travis 222-3108 New Hours to Fit Your Schedule Effective Oct 4, 1982 7:30-5:30 Closed Wed. English-speaking theatre centers of the world: New York and London, The Jan. 3-22 trip will include seminars and field trips to theatres and museums. Cost: $1500- $2000. Mexico City and Cuerna aca Home Stay. Dr. Arnold Penuel will lead a group to Cuernavaca for seven nights and to Mexico City for one night on this Jan. 5-13 excursion. The program is spotisored by the Cemanahuac Educational Community, and includes lodging in private homes in Cuernavaca. The group will visit the Shrine of Guadalupe, the Pyramids of Teotihuacan, Museum of Anthropology in Mexico City, and other places of interest. Deadline for the Mexico Interim is Nov. 1 when a deposit of $50 must also be made. Close-up of an American Corporation will be sponsored by the Woodrow Wilson Fellowship Foundation. This course will be taught by Dr. Royce Shaw in Toledo, Ohio. It provides an in-depth, first-hand view of an phi! frank CREATIVE MEDIA SERVICES Box 5955 Berkeley. CA 94705 Deli, Sandwich SKoppe K

  a Sandwiches, Salads, Ice Cream £ Domestic & Imported Reeb 637 E. KINGS HWY. SHREVEPORT, LA. 71105 PH. 869-2379 American Multinational Corporation, the Dana Corporation, and its role in international trade. Prerequisite: 3 hours of economics or business. Cost: Estimated travel expenses are $155, plus room and board for two weeks. There are some scholarships in the form of travel subsidies available. The follwing courses are offered for those who prefer to stay at home: Internship in Problems of Inner City schools. Dr. Joe Garner and Dr. C.E. Vetter will teach this course which is designed to provide experiences in working with elementary pupils in inner city schools. The course includes educational, socio- economic, and other problems attendant to these children. Beyond Treasure Jsiami: the Complete Stevenson. Everyone knows that Robert Louis Stevenson wrote some of the finest and most enjoyable adventure stories in our language. But few modern readers realize that Stevenson's contemporaries respected him as a psychologicl novelist, and elegant essayist, and subtle moralist. Moving from the effervescence of 'Treasure Island to the ambiguities of the Ehb Tide, Dr. David H. Jackson will present a full picture of the remarkable writer. American Military History. Capt. Foster will cover the U.S. at war from the colonial beginning, to the present; the inter- relationship of political, economic, social, and military factors with special emphasis on the evolution of the Army as an instrument of civilian authority including the theory and practice of warfare, strategy, and tactics. The class will take an overnight trip to Vicksburg, Miss., to visit the battlefield. Cost: Approximately $40. How Bach Put It Together. A minimum of 16 students will be required for this course, which will include an in- depth study and performance of the "Mass in B Minor" by J.S. Bach. The work will be performed in late January in Brown Memorial Chapel. Physical Fitness for Daily Living: Theory & Practice. Dr. David L. Bedard will conduct this course in Centenary's new Human Performance Laboratory in Haynes, Gymnasium. He will explore aerobic training for circularespiratory endurance; development of a personal exercise prescription ; flexibility; the relationship of exercise and weight control; and stress and exercise. The paramount application objective for the student will be to utilize the personal exercise prescription and thus participate in an exercise program. The normal class period will be two hours theory and one hour of exercise. The Psychology of Country and Western Music. This course will look at the dynamics of Country and Western Music, its history, its appeal, how it speaks to the central issues of middle-America, its use of colloquial yet trenchant lyrics, its use as an ego-defense mechanism, and its uses as a barometer of liberal / conservative swings in the cultural Zeitgeist of the country. Students will become familiar with a wide variety of C&W songs and will analyze a number in terms of content and philosophy. Dr. Mark Dulle will teach the course. Natural History of Common Louisiana Animals. Many people know little about the animals they see around them. This course, to be taught by ■ Dr. Beth Leuck, is designed to correct that deficiency by teaching students basic biology facts about common animals. The course will start with insects and work up through fish, amphibians , reptiles , birds and mammals. Emphasis will be placed on learning the habitats, food habits, and identification of representative animals. Students will work with the Biology Dept. museum collection and will go out into the field on occasion (weather permitting). A previous college course in biology is not a prerequisite, but a knowledge of basic biological terminology will be helpful. Food Botany. Dr. Ed Leuck will teach this course which is intended to acquaint the student with those plants consumed by humans as food or flavoring. Discussion will normally include something about a food plant's origin, distribution, nutrition, taxonomic relationships, preparation, cultivation and botany. Some prior knowledge of botany is useful but not essential if the student is willing to pick up some background knowledge quickly. There will be a $10 lab fee for purchasing food plant samples (to be consumed). ASHLEY'S AMOCO SERVICE PHONI 222 BOOS 3040 CenttMir Blvd. at Kings Hprj. SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA 71104 Open Ear 869-1228 Page 4 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, October 21, 1982 Bishop Thomas J. Gumbleton will speak at next week's Convocation. Bishop to Speak at Convocation On Thursday, October 28, Centenary College will have the honor of hosting Bishop Thomas
• Gumbleton, Auxiliary Bishop at the Arch diocese of Detroit, Michigan. Bishop Gumbleton received a Doctorate in Canon Law from Pon- tifical Lateran Univer- sity in Rome, Italy. He is a leader in many organizations such as the Pastoral Ministry to the Handicapped Office for Hispanic Affairs, Of- fice for Black Catholic Affairs, and he is the President of Bread for the World. Included in his long list of awards are the Isaac Hecher Peacemaker Award, The Institute for Peace and Justice Award, and an Honorary Doctor of Law Degree. In April of 1973, Bishop Gumbleton traveled to Vietnam to investigate the situation of political prisoners. Later, in December of 1979, he was one of the three clergymen selected as representatives of the National Conference of Catholic Bishops to visit the American Hostages, Bishops Gumbleton has written and published numerous articles and papers on his political beliefs and other con- troversial issues. "The Challenge of the Gospel to the Sacred Issues of our Time" will be the main topic of Bishop Gumbleton's Convocation. Marson Graphics on Exhibition P e i A special exhibition and sale of Original Graphic Art will be presented on Friday, Oct. 22, at Studio 34 in Jackson Hall from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Marson Graphics of Baltimore, Maryland specializes in exhibiting for sale a distinguished collection of original, etchings, woodcuts, lithographs, and serigraphs. Featured will be works by Chagall, Daumier, Fantin-Latour, Malillol, Rouault, and Whistler. A fine selection of works by noted contemporary artists such as Baskin,Coughlin, O'Conner, Kaczmarek, and Eggers will also be included in the collection. The collection is affordably priced with prints beginning at $5. A representative will be present to answer questions about the work, the artists, and the various graphic techniques employed. The prints are shown in open portolios in an informal atmosphere and the public is invited to browse through this fascinating and well 'described collection. Marson Graphics is the largest firm in the nation specializing in arranging exhibitions and sales of original. By Be Feat graphics at colleges, universities, art centers, and museums throughout the United States. Marson Graphics' reputation and experience serve to people ai make every one of itsiubmitti It's tto ;ain...s arour exhibitions an enjoyable [heir and rewarding cultural (vriting t and educational event. Centenary College to Present Woodrow Wilson Visiting Fellow
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  former U.S. Ambassador to the European Economic Community, writer, lecturer and business consultant, will be Centenary College's 21st Woodrow Wilson Visiting Fellow. His Nov. 1-5 visit is sponsored by the Gannett Newspaper Foundation. Mr. Schaetzel was to 1 ave visited the campus last spring, but was unable to come due to illness. Visiting Fellows are sucessful men and women from business, public service, and other non-acadameic professions who are recruited by the Woodrow Wilson National Fellowship Foundation and placed on the campuses of small liberal arts colleges for an intensive, carefully planned week-long dialogue with students and faculty. Mr. Schaetzel will meet with students and faculty both in and out of the classroom to discuss international affairs, the Common Market, international organizations, foreign economic policies, and congressional-executive relationships in the conduct of foreign relations. Serving 27 years in the State Department, Mr. Schaetzel served as Ambassador to the European Economic Community from 1966- 1972 and has continued to visit Europe frequently. He is the author of The Unhinged Alliance-America and the European Community, which he wrote under the auspices of the Council on Foreign Relations. He also has served with several organizations devoted to improving Atlantic relations, including the Trilateral Commission, the Atlantic Council, and the Council on Foreign Relations. Mr. Schaetzel is organizing and managing a jpint U.S.- European project between the new European Parliament and the U.S. Congress. He also 3erves on the advisory panels to the comptroller general of the U.S. and to trade and monetary and strategic and international studies. A v ; graduate of Pomona College, which he has also visited as a Woodrow Wilson fellow, Mrs. Schaetzel attended Harvard's graduate school before a four- year stint with the Bureau of the Budget. His State Department career began in 1945. Dr. Lee Morgan, Brown Professor of English and Associate Dean of Centenary College, is coordinator of Mr. Schaetzel's visit. For more information, contact Dr. Morgan at 869-5104. Papers, dissertations, thesis by word processor Quick, more flexible, more professional each copy can be an original Permanet record possible. Call 227-8282 Royale Reds —Wants You— Mon.-Wed. 25$ Reeb 3044 Youree 868-3249 —CALL FOR DIRECTIONS— SCHURMAN OIL AND GAS, INC. Salutes Centenary's All-American Athletes 2001 Beck Building RMAN OIL. AND INCaRPORATI Shreveport, La. 71101 425-7211 ampu nagazi Ibout her jot start Uan Ir sditor of old me nagazirn ping or md whe Though » mear irst litei t is cert rom (receded Until the pe Eng iraternit Delta, i vith t )epartm 1 mag; insights ncluded Wry, ] )ieces, ssays oi various writers. By sp ^sights fisappeai Mtempt pnothei Magazine Uj

  I 2 ! 0 • < Ul 3 Thursday, October 21, 1982 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Page 5 n Pegasus on shakey ground By Bess Robinson Features Editor w eges, art seums' Jnitedj It's that time of year rsonfeain... signs are going tation ip around campus, and rve to ieople are talking about of its ubmitting some of yable heir artwork and iltural mting to Pegasus, the event. :ampus literary magazine. Curious ibout how the magazine ;ot started, I talked to Uan Irvine, present Kiitor of Pegasus, who old me some of the magazine's past, what's ping on with it now, ind where it's headed. Though Pegasus is by » means Centenary's ral of ^ literar y ma g azine > t is certainly different rom those that preceded it. From 1962 until the early 1970's, he English Honorary Fraternity Sigma Tau )elta, in cooperation vith the English Apartment, published i magazine called insights. Each issue ncluded avant-garde »etry, pseudo-literary )ieces, and literary ssays on the works of various established writers. By spring of 1978, insights had long disappeared, and in an attempt to establish another literary Magazine, Dr. Michael trade and and udies. of which i as a ellow, ended duate four- i the ldget tment
• 'gan, r of ciate nary nator visit, ition, m at Hall's Creative Writing class published Icarus. Among its submissions were avant-garde poetry and difficult material that was well- suited for criticism and discussion. Like Insights, Icarus was a collection of pieces submitted by a small group. During the next year, there was only a weak attempt to continue Icarus. Dr. Hall was on sabbatical, and many people who had been involved with Icarus had since graduated. As there was only one person previously associated with the magazine who was interested in keeping it going, Icarus folded after the one issue. Fall of 1979 marked the beginning of Alan Irvine's freshman year. Irvine, who is working for the fourth year as editor of Pegasus, had discovered that Centenary had a literary magazine when he came up for high school weekend the year before. After working on his Baton Rouge high school's literary magazine for three years, Irvine felt he was qualified to work towards establishing a successful magazine here at Centenary. He and a small, fairly unorganized staff collected submissions- many from one of Dr. Hall's Creative Writing class, and some from people who were simply interested in contributing to the magazine. Out of the basic anarchy of the group came the first issue of Pegasus in the spring of 1980-a publication that was no longer confined to a small group, but was slowly becoming more the product of the campus. By the second issue of Pegasus (fall of 1980), Irvine was recognized as the publication's editor. The Communications Committee deemed Pegasus an official campus media, which meant that instead of being sold as the first issue had been, the magazine was funded by the SGA. It was at this point that the staff decided to put out an issue each semester. With each consecutive issue, the magazine has become more and more organized. The editorship is now an official position, and the publication has its own constitution. E o in o .

  <° < Ul CO CO LI^TEPTOTH^WIPO^OFVBT^ MAN BE ktfTITLEP TO CERTAIN 6DU6ATIONAL ANP HQVlB LOAW Contact nearest VA office (check your phone book) or a local veterans oroup. In order to insure a quality magazine, Irvine proposed a budget this year of $2,540 to pay for both the fall 1982 and spring 1983 issues of the magazine. But the SGA cut this-by more than 50 percent-to $1,200. The SGA feels that there only needs to be one issue of Pegasus annually, and that the publication should appear only in the spring of each year. Irvine and the Pegasus staff vehemently disagree with the SGA's sentiments. As the youngest media on the campus, people aren't as familiar with it as they are with the more established ones like KSCL, Yoncopin, and the Conglomerate. As familiarity has grown, however, so has the pool of contributors. Each issues brings with it more quality submissions--of artwork , photography , poetry, and prose. Should the number of issues be cut to one each spring, as proposed by the SGA, the Pegasus staff anticipates a loss of momentum and a decrease in the current large numbers of contributors. The magazine would lose important contacts-- with staff members, with those who now make submissions regularly, and with the professionals who, because of their familiarity with the magazine's technical aspects, are invaluable advisors. In response to the cuts made by the SGA, Irvine plans to publish "as usual" this semester, so as to capitalize on the enlarging pool of quality contributions. Again, the combined Pegasus staff intends to gear the magazine towards the Centenary community as a whole-to publish things by and for a wide variety of people. The publication will continue to be a showcase of creative work (like general- interest poetry and light stories as well as ponderable and avant garde material) as opposed to a "literary magazine" in the usual PEOPLE WHO CARE WHEN CARE IS NEEDED • Abortion • Unplanned Pregnancy Counseling • Free Pregnancy Testing • Birth Control Information • Speakers Bureau • Member National Abortion Federation sense of the term. SGA president Greg Blackman has implied that if there is a good turnout of submissions for the upcoming issue, there will be a possibility of increasing the Pegasus fund. Irvine sees transition as the main problem in the magazine's future (assuming it has one). Especially in the event that there isn't a spring issue, he feels it is imperative to start training a potential new editor now, as he and several of the experienced staff members will graduate next May. Irvine predicts that if Pegasus can survive the transition to a new editor, and hold on to or increase current production levels, the magazine will experience few other problems. Should you be interested in joining the Pegasus staff, contact Alan Irvine at 869-5405. The magazine is now soliciting submissions of artwork (pen and ink or charcoal sketches, pencil drawings, and photography, for example), poetry and prose. Contributions can be made to present staff members Alan Irvine, Mike Ragland, 4t 221-5500 Hope Medical^ Group Women 210 Kings Highway Shreveport, LA. 71104 Pam Edwards, Bryan Franklin, Guy Cassingham, and Bess Robinson. On Nov. 18th quitting is a snap. On Nov. 18th we're asking every smoker to quit for 24 hours. And we'll even help. Just ask us for a free "Larry Hagman Speeial Stop Smokin' Wrist Snappin' Red Rubber Band" You might find that not smoking can be habit-forming. The Great A me ri ca n Smokeout American Cancer Society This space contributed as a public service Graphic Arts and Printing 518 EAST WASHINGTON SHREVEPORT, LA. 71104 TELEPHONE (318)865-4394 / (318)868-0517 Page 6 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday. October 21, 1982 Greek Beat Chi Omega The Iota Gamma Chapter of Chi Omega would like to thank the SGA for sponsoring such a terrific Fall Ball. We'd also like to thank the KA's for their "wild" Jungle Party. Congratulations are extended to Lisa Chaisson, Cara Derrick, and Cindy Hawkins for their play performances over the last two weeks. You did an excellent job, girls! The Chi-0 football team also gets a round of applause for their success during intramurals. All of those interested in dancing lessons should contact Libby Taylor. She can be found wherever Earth, Wind and Fire is heard. And for those interested in learning the art of applying make-up, contact Missy Moore. One final note to John, spelled with an "H": when we get thrown in jail, we'll be SURE to call your dad! And hey, Stacy, have you lost all the touch in those hands of yours? We would like to extend a special thanks to two big men for their time and coaching expertise in flag football. They are Buffalo Don Ross and one shy retiring individual who asked not to be cited for his selfless contributions. He did however, want to see his name in print! JACQUES LOEB WIENERR III. Seriously, thanks for your help and support — it was rough, but lots of fun. Zeta Tau Alpha We would like to thank the SGA for a wonderful Fall Ball. It was really a lot of fun. A belated happy birthday wish to Donna Richardson who turned 21 last Saturday. Jungle Pary was great! We all had a fun time, especially our big brother, David Hodges. Thanks KA's for a really great time. We are also looking forward to our swap with the KA's, which is coming up real soon. See ya'll at the state fair. No, we're not selling meat pies there, but we are going to go and have a good time. Tau Kappa Epsilon This week we'd like to start with a big "Think You" to the SGA for a great FALL BALL! A great time was had by all! Also we'd like to mention that the cheers weren't in the halls of TKE this weekend but in the halls of the Regency (and everywhere else). Congrats, first, to Lisa Chaisson, one of our great little sis's for her tremendous performance in "My Sister in This House." Way to go Lisa! Also Congrats to the Centenary Soccer team for their 2nd place finish in the Bayou Soccer Classic in Monroe this weekend. Coming attractions — Graveyard Party the 29th and 30th. Also TKE- Sig Pledge football game. Hope you can afford that keg, Sigs i Kappa Sigma Alcohol is supposed to be a depressant, well we all got gloomy last Wednesday night over the hump party. Pledge of the week last week was James Harris. This week's pledge of the week is — envelope please — John Sanchez! Fall Ball was really nice as was Fight Night. Does the fact that cyanide is now found in Extra-Strength Tylenol have anything to do with the fact that everyone is trying to stay sober? John O. went to bat in Baton Rouge, twice and now has runners stranded at second and third. Todd, how does it feel now that you lost it? You do know that you will never find it again? Kappa Alpha Well folks, Jungle Party was a SWINGING time for everybody, and their dates. (Get it!) The pledges announced their Big Brothers after second band break. L.B. Kenny Gele and B.B. Ron Evans; L.B. Jr.

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  Biles and B.B. Bob Everett; L.B. Scott Pollock and B.B. Mike Talley. Congratulations! Thanks goes to "Pete Ermes and the RED SHOES" for a fine performance. Bob won the bumping into air molecule contest! Girls, beware, The Doc of Disgusting, Jay Greenleaf, came to Shreveport Saturday night and promises to come back next semester! Nick, did your date play golf and drink Icees till 5:30? Hey Crash, did you and your date have a frigid dip? Fuzzy said he'd pay ten "dollas"... H.C. showed up in his highly competitive jungle outfit. Tarzan and Jane went swinging and came back with Boy! Theta Chi The Brothers and pledges of Theta Chi Franternity are both proud and pleased to announce the pledging of three new men. They are Troy Cessna, Todd Keese, and Monty Smith. Congratulations men. We are eagerly looking forward to Demon Weekend with the Brothers from Northwestern State University. A good time will be had by all. Fall Ball was truly awesome. We hope Patti with a "H" finds her shoes. WHATSCOOKIN 9 Week of October 21-27 t by Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Lunch Cheeseburgers Tater tots Spanish rice w/ smoked sausage Fried fish burgers Onion rings Spaghetti The team's often g Sy the team i tforthe State 1 Meatloaf/creole gra Gents Mashed potatoes Chicken pot pie Supper Sliced turkey breai Mashed potatoes/ gravy Hamburger devan Bayou Touriu BBQ beef sandwiches Salisbury French fries Rice Bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich Univer: wasted as A assisted 1:14 inl Gents 1 did not Glazed ham Yam patties Buttered broccoli Shaved roast beef sandwiches Pinto beans, sausage, and rice BBQ pork chops German style potato salad Taco rolls w/chili and Fried catfish (all yot cheese can eat) Fritoes Chicken Dorito casserole Chicken fried steak sandwich French fries Beef porcupines w/ Creole gravy Scalloped potatoes Around campus Last Thursday's 25 cent Colorado Spring Water was a drunken mistake. Sorry. However, the party will be going strong tonight as a recovery from Jungle Juice hangovers! See ya there! Also, thanks goes to Jay Greenleaf fo the steak dinner Sunday night. Hiya H.C! CAMPUS VISIT Professor George Strickler of Tulane Law School will be visiting Centenary College to talk with interested students on October 26, 1982 from 2:00 p.m. until BELL CHOIR The Centenary College Bell Choir will be per- forming during recital hour at 3:30 p.m. Thur- sday, October 21 in the Chapel. DEADLINE NEARS The last day for drop- ping courses or changing enrollment status is November 3, 1982. \/ % ^{»J>> %1f %tm +1*} "7v T "T* "V* "T* •T* T t4 Shop at C.C. Bookstorei The fi faced PLAYE Ammar Sam S Jay P Jeff Keith Doug Scott James Gene Jack Jeff Char] Ron E Chris Pier i GENT OPP. G0AL1 THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH AT CENTENARY COLLEGE TheHerndon Canterbury House Woodlawn Avenue at Wilkinson Street (Behind KA House and Across from Playhouse) WEDNESDAYS 5PM— Holy Communion 5:30 PM— Free Supper Dan Mann, Resident Father Paul, Chaplain 865-0466 ALL ARE W ELCOME! REAL WORLD SEMINAR on OCCUPATIONS IN THE LIFE SCIENCES Centenary Room of the CAF, Tuesday, October 26, 1982: 1 1:15-12:35 DOROTHY AKIN CADY, C.C. 1959 B.S., Biology Professor of Biology, L.S.U. — Shreveport DR. STEVE JENKINSON, C.C. 1969 B.S., Biology Professor of Pulmonary Medicine, L.S.U. Med. Center RICHARD SEALE, C.C. 1969 B.S., Natural Sciences Vice President, Howard-Weil Labouisse-Friedrichs investment firm All students and professors in these and related fields are urged to attend all or part of the session - with or without taking lunch (Dutch Treat). Purpose: to inform students, via personnel experience of these speaker* and their knowledge of current job trends in their fields, about the currerf range of job options. Speakers will make 5-to-10 minute introductory remarks each, then field any and all questions. SPONSORED BY ALUMNI CAREER DEVELOPMENT COMMITTEE AND OFFICE OF CARE^ PLANNING & PLACEMENT YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO ATTEND. HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE! Oct. 19 - Physic. Scl. M.th Oct. 26 - Life Selene. Nov." 2 - Educi

  Thursday, October 21, 1982 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Pag e 7 Soccer Winning Streak Ends at Ten jackson named all conference by Soccer Fan The Gent soccer jgam's winning streak

  ^{ten games was ended} the sixth ranked team in the region- northeast Louisiana State University. The Gents entered the Bayou Classic Soccer Tournament with an unblemished 9-0 record. The first game, they faced Nicholls State •(^{University. The Gents wasted no time scoring as Matt Cardillo assisted Scott Davidson 1:14 into the game-- the Gents led 1-0. The Gents did not score again until tato yoi w/ e St. Phard assisted Amaar Anbouba on his ninth goal of the season. Minutes later Scott Davidson kicked a goal that St. Phard collected. St. Phard then outsprinted the defense of Nicholls and scored to put the Gents ahead 3-0, Surpise, surprise, the fourth and final goal of the game was scored by second string goalie Gene Oakes. The Gents won the game 4-0. On Saturday the Gents faced the Northeast team for the championship of the Bayou Classic Soccer Tournament. The Gents played valiantly as goalkeeper Bo Mangum's performance eared him tournament defense Most Valuable Player, and a slim chance a shot at All- American honors. The Gents were tied at the half 0-0. It was not until 25 minutes were left in the game that N.L.U. finally score. N.L.U was awarded a penalty kick minutes later because of a handball by the Gents, and the score became 0-2, N.L.U. N.L.U. scored two more goals before the final whistle and the Gents lost 0-4. The Gents set the record in the south this year for the longest winning streak, 10 in a row. They are not nationally ranked, but they are nationally known. The Gents will be traveling to Monroe Friday to face this same N.L.U. team at 7:00 p.m. All fans are asked to come support the Gents because they can beat this team. This Sunday at 2:00 p.m. here against Lamar University the Gents will play their Homecoming game-be there. The Gent kickers set the 1982 record for consecutive victories in the south. We are proud of you Gents. TAAC Makes Preseason predictions 1982 CENTENARY SOCCER 9 GAME RESULTS PLAYER Ammar Anbouba Sam St. Phard Jay Poss Jeff Foster Keith McPherson Doug Crone Scott Davidson James Breeding Gene Oaks Jack Conner Jeff Buseick Charles Warren Ron Evans Chris Hirsch Pierre Bellegarde GENT TOTALS OPP. TOTALS GOALKEEPERS GP-GS GOALS ASSISTS POINTS 9-9 10 2 22 9-9 7 5 19 8-8 6 3 15 9-5 5 3 13 9-7 2 0 4 9-8 1 1 3 9-9 1 0 2 9-5 1 0 2 9-0 1 0 2 9-9 0 0 0 9-7 0 0 0 9-5 0 0 O 9-0 0 0 0 9-4 0 0 0 7-0 0 0 0 9-9 34 15 83 9-9 13 13 44 MIN GP-GS SHUTOUTS SAVES GOALS GOALS ALLOWED GAME ■ Bo Mangum Opponents £10 810 9-9 9-9 81 104 13 34 1.4 3.7 Centenary College was picked to finish fourth and Willie Jackson was named to the all- conference team as coaches and sports informaion directors of the Trans America Athletic Conference named the pre-season all-conference team and announced the pre- season selected finish. Defending regular season champion Arkansas-Little Rock was picked to repeat its TAAC crown and the Trojans also had three players named to the 10- man pre-season all- conference team. Centenary College, which placed in a tie for third in the regular season race last year and second in the TAAC tournament, was picked to finish fourth this year, eventhough the Gents have never finished lower than third in four seasons. Junior forward Willie Jackson was the Gents only player nominated happy mid semester! Compliments of v Yokem Toyota ! happy mid semester! to the pre-season squad. Jackson was named as the top player in the league last season when he averaged 23.9 points and 9.8 rebounds per game while leading the Gents into the conference tournament finals. Two other Gents, Napoleon Byrdsong and Reggie Hurd were named to the honorable mention squad. Little Rock was represented on the team by guard Vaughn Williams, forward Mike Rivers, and 7-0 center Jimmy Lampley. Others on the squad include Kenny Hale and Johnny Martin of Northwestern, Tony Bolds and Tony Gattis of Mercer, Anicet Lavodrama of Houston Baptist, and Lanauze Hollis of Samford. Northwestern was tabbed to finish second, while the Huskies of Houston Baptist were picked to finish third. Mercer was picked behind Centenary, followed by Georgia Southern, Samford and Hardin-Simmons University. Centenary begins the 1982-83 season on Nov. 27 at home against Mississippi College. The Gents will open conference play on Jan. 13, at home, against Houston Baptist. The schedule favors the Gents down the stretch drive with the Gentlemen ending the season with five consecutive TAAC home games. The Gents will play an exhibition game against the Yugoslavia National team on Nov. 16, in the Centenary Gold Dome Complex, at 7:45. Pre-Season TAAC Finish}
• Arkansas-Little Rock
• Northwestern State
• Houston Baptist
• CENTENARY COLLEGE
• Mercer University
• Gerogia Southern
• Samford University
• Hardin-Simmons Intramural Flag Football Results Chi-0 12 ZTA 0 Sue Hayne ran the opening kick-off back for a touchdown. Chris Hummer scored on a sweep in the second half to clinch the win. Sexton 12 CSCC 6 Kim Staman scored first for Sexton. CSCC came back to tie the score at 6-6 on a touchdown pass to Linda Baker. Sexton took the lead to win the game on a touchdown run by quarterback Joyce Maurer . Interceptions were made by Lori Simmons, Joyce Maurer, Bonnie Brown, and Linda Baker. Chi-0 12 Sexton 0 Chris Hummer scored on a sweep to put Chi-0 ahead in the first half 6-
• Sexton's touchdown scored by Kim Staman was called back, and Chi-0 led after the first half 6-0. Chi-0 scored again in the second half on another sweep, this time by Sue Hayne. Order Your Party Pics from FALL BALL 1-3x5 - $ 2 00 1-5x7 - 4 00 1-8x10 - $ 8 00 4 wallet size- $ 4 00 Order — in the cat. lunch dinner, through Oct. 22 Interceptions were made by Lori Simmons, Bonnie Brown, Joyce Maurer, Chris Hummer, and Sue Hayne. Sexton 0 (won on penatration) Chi-0 0 Sexton appealed the first game and won their appeal to replay the game. Both teams defense was awesome and the score remained 0-0 at the end of regular play. Sexton then won by penatration in overtime by approximately a yard. Interceptions were made by Liz Selby, Mary Ann Minear, Lori Simmons, Bonnie Brown and Joyce Maurer. WOMEN'S PLAYOFF GAME WILL BE THURSDAY AT 5:30. I Page 8 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, October 21, 1382 Monday Night At The Fights It wasn't Monday night football, it wasn't the World Series. It was theOctoberfestFights in the gym. Forty-six of Centenary's brave (?) young men put on the gloves and had their chance at being Rocky for a brief moment of glory. The matches took place in Haynes Gym, and were sponsored by Cline Dorm. Each match consisted of three one-minute rounds, with a 45-second break between each round. The three judges, Drew Collins, Scott Davidson, and Paul McDowell, then chose the winner of each round, the competitor with the most votes was declared the winner. Referees for the night's festivities were Wayne Rathbun and Les Turk. The lovely round-girls were Julie Jordan, Rebecca McCart, and Carole Powell. Both of these fighters hit more of the air than each other. Donnie didn't even mess his hair up. Match 6 Curtis Westerfield v. Todd Anders (winner) These two guys really went for it. Todd's nose took a shot and bled, as a result Curtis will be doing caf duty for a week. Match 11 Monty Smith (winner)
• Phil Hornaday These guys really started swinging. Phil looked a little worried when he realized he was using his hands on a body rather than a piano. but he landed some good punches. Morton didn't think they fought that way in the states and lost by a T.K.O. Match 1 Del ton Abrams v. David Watkins (winner) A brief study break for Delton, this was a polite match that was interupted by a collapsing floor. Match 2 Bob Thomas (winner)
• Steve Watson An evenly matched fight in which the opponents exchanged several good blows. It lasted too long for Micky however. Match 7 Don Barnes (winner) v. Matt Jaycocks Matt would punch Don and then play ring around the ref. Don got mad at this ploy and at one point started to punch the ref instead of Matt. Match 8 Randall Gonzales (winner) v. Tony Leo Randall had a longer reach than Tony, so Tony just closed his eyes and let his nose bleed. Match 9 Robert Bennett v. Chuck Baker (winner) Robert couldn't decide whether he wanted to be inside the ring or ouside of it. So he fell down instead. Chuck thought he was on Saturday night wrestling. Match 12 Todd Jerrell v. Kenny Gele' (winner) These guys looked like they were in a street fight. Match 18 Frank Halk (winner) v. Dan Ducan Dan was really up for this fight, Frank was his usual calm self. The fighters had to be separated frequently, and Frank almost showed some expression when Dan's nose started to bleed Match 13 Kris Erickson v. John Duprey (winner) This was an exciting fight. John threw more backhands at Kris than punches. Marci just turned three shades of pale. Match 14 Jimmy Rodgers (winner) v. David Dawson David tried to be a piece of tapestry, he kept weaving in and out of the ropes. They went into a tackling session, before David lost a contact lens (or was it Don O'Byrne's) and the fight had to be stopped. Match 3 Greg Blackmail (winner) v. Steve Grinchik Pre-match entertainment was provided by Greg as he did his rendition of Gypsy Rose Lee. These fighters looked more like two wet noodles running a marathon. Greg did manage to bloody Steve's nose. Match 4 Matt Robinson (winner)
• Brad Lyon This was a rather one- sided match as Matt took Brad "to the ropes" figuratively speaking. Match 5 Robert Robichaux v. Donnie Adams (winner) Intermission Wrestling Larry McCammon v. Mark Moates (winner) Larry and Mark WERE on Saturday night wrestling, but neither contestant managed to throw the other out of the ring. Intermission Kung-Fu Mark Pealer v. Jim Moore (winner) This was an interesting demonstration, but unfortunately no one observing it (including the judges) knew what was supposed to be happening. Match 15 Tim Young (winner) v. Scott Yudin Scott's original opponent didn't show so Tim gracously stepped in to give Scott the change to prove how strong he really is. This was a match between two frat brothers, but that didn't stop them from trying to kill each other. Match 10 Dan Mann v. Michael Holt (winner) Dan played ring around the ref, and Michael got carried away and popped the ref instead of Dan. After match Michael beamed up, (thank you Scotty). Match 16 David Vroonland v. Mathew Tines (winner) David and Mathew decided that if the guys before them could hit hard then so could they, and it turned out to be a good fight. David didn't, especially at the end of the third round when he was seeing stars. Match 20 Ron Evans v. Bob Everett (winner) Two more frat brothers went at it (who didn't show up this time?) The Battle of the Stumps didn't last very long after Bob broke Ron's nose (and put Margo into false labor). That's what happens when you put a soccer player in the ring with a Golden Gloves boxer. Cross Country Results The Centenary cross country team competed the L.S.U. Invitational this past weeken Jentenary came in fifth overall. Individual tinj nd places are as follows : Match 19 Mike Garner (winner)
• David McGee Two close friends, and frat brothers went at it because Mike's opponent backed out at the last minute. Mike looked like he knew what he was doing, Match 21 Frank Jackson (winner) v. Mark Ades Two really big guys, a good fight, right? Mark spent more time doubled over than he did swinging. Frank was 4 'awesome." 12th Steve Grenchik 26:13 26th David Watkins 27:01 53rd Greg Blackman 28:(Xt 60th Bill Jones 28:2f 70th David Bellar 24:04 The Ladies and Gents cross country teams compete this weekend at the Northeast Louisia Invitational. ■CORRECTION. In last weeks article, "Ladii ■Getting Ready to Win" Cathy Lilly's name was le l out as one of our new players TKE Squeezes by Sigs By Joe Fan Tuesday, October 19, the stage was set for the battle between two prominent fraternities on the Centenary cam- pus: Tau Kappa Epsilon and Kappa Sigma. The winner of this game would prove who was the best of the two teams. Despite all the talk that TKE I did not stand a chance against the "big men" on campus, they did prevail. This motley groups of guys proved that diversity overcomes exclusiveness. In the game, TKE was the first to score, taking the opening kick-off and driving down the field to pay dirt. The extra point was unsuccessful, but TKE still posted a 6-0 lead. Kappa Sigma then received the kick-off only to have it taken away a few plays later by an interception. Later, Kappa Sig drove the ball down the field aided by their explosive running game, but their futile attempt to score was repelled by Kris Erickson's timely inter- ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ Match 17 Morton Carlson v. Junior Biles (winner) Junior looked like a Mexican jumping bean, ception. With little time on the clock, TKE has possession of the ball again. They connected on a long bomb from Quarterback Mike Gar- ner to Frank Halk to put them in scoring distance with 25 seconds remaining until half- time. However, time ex- pired and TKE was not able to capitalize. In the second half, Kappa Sig received the kick-off. It appeared that Scotty Caroom was going to run it all the way back, but David Magee had other ideas. He ripped off Scotty's flag just past mid-field. Kappa Sig scored a few plays later when Caroom 's lob pass con- nected to Jimmy Disbrow. The extra point attempt was unsuc- cessful and the game was knotted at 6-6. Both teams scored again, but Kappa Sig was leading 13-12 with less than two minutes in the game. In just a minute and 10 seconds, TKE drove |engtl^f^^field wr great arial display. The extra pont was suc- cessful and TKE led 19-
• On the following kick- off, TKE scored a safety on Kappa Sig to extend their lead 21-13 with 24 seconds remaining in the game. Kappa Sig then intercepted the ball for a score and an extra point to pull within one point with 16 seconds remaining. An on-side kick by the Sigs was un- succcessful and TKE pionship game again the Buffalos. The gan will be played Monda October 25, 5 p.m Hardin Field. Buffaloes 19 Theta Chi 6 Scoring for Buffaloes were T

  An ORiOli PICTURE iRNEA BROS O A * a,n <" Cor Needs Amateur Talent See "Doc" for audition Anyday after 4 p.m. 519 E. Kings Hwy. OCTOBER 22 9:00ONMCR DRAttHA COMING WED. OCT. *j 9:30 IN & SUB The Vol. 77, No. 9 Conglomerate

  Thursday, October 28, 1982 official publication of the oldest college West of the lU&kmipfri Students take pri de in College j In an interview with The Conglomerate, Dick Anders, Dean of Students, expressed his views on how the semester is going so far. He said that he is "real pleased with the residence halls' staff and the dorm councils." He said that he is pleased with the different ideas, such as the Monday Night fights to involve students. He mentioned that at the beginning of the semester there were some problems with minor violations involving visitation, "but we set our standards early, and they were cleared up." He said that the administration is not totally satisfied, but they are pleased. The major problem Anders sees witn students this semester is students moving off campus without getting things cleared up with the college. "This is taking up a lot of time of the students and administration," Anders said. The problem has become out of proportion this semester. Centenary ahs a very spelled-out policy regarding housing. He said there are two reasons the college has an on- campus living policy. One, the dorm rooms are real estate. When the college doesn't rent them, they lose money. Two, living in a dorm is "an important part of growth in a liberal arts education. You learn how to deal with a roommate." Anders feels that the real problem is the students do not become familiar with the policies of the college. He says, "the Student Handbook should be used as a road map to life at Centenary." The college has set up a committee to try and deal with these problems, and they are willing, "but they do intend to comply with the policies." Anders said that if anyone is planning to move off campus next semester, they should come talk to him or Joy Jeffers. Arrangements must be made before registration, and no exceptions will be made to the rule. On Student Life, Dean Anders commended Kathy Turner for doing a great job with student activities and for providing such a wide variety of them for students. "I'm really upbeat about the attitude of SGA," Anders said. "They have made so many improvement in the SUB, and Fall Ball was great!" As far as security goes, Anders said that most of the thefts that have been made were in students' rooms who did not have their doors locked or had their keys hidden in an obvious place. He urged students to read the security booklet, and take precautions with valuables. He is pleased with the improvements on the parking lots and lighting on campus. Anders said he sees "a lot of student involvement this semester." He hopes it will continue. In closing, he said, "Students are taking a lot more pride in the college this semester, and the college certainly has pride in the students." t All-American Lunch set for Wednesday Lunch on Wednesday. Nov. 3, will take a flip when Centenary's All-American athletes are , > honored in the bandshell with an al fresco lunch, served by the Caf . The honorees include the entire 1981-82 gymnastics team: Margot Todd Evans, Janet Stevens, Lisa Greer haw, Susan Gibson, Jennifer Forshee, and Jill Brown. Vannie Edwards is their coach. The 8th Air Force Band will play in the bandshell from 11 30 until noon. Alter lunch, there will be a brief ceremon> to recognize the six athletes. Representatives from the Shreveport and Bossier City mayors' offices > will be in attendance. The luncheon is for all students, faculty, staff, and friends of the College. The Caf will be closed unless it is raining, in which case the All-American Luncheon will be held in the North Caf. 'Rhapsody'' sets performances "Rhapsody in View." the debut performance of the 1982-1983 Centenary College Choir in the area, will take place Monday and Tuesday, November 1 and 2, at 8 p.m. in the Civic Theatre on the river front. This event has been held for 40 years. It is co-sponsored by the choir and the downtown Shreveport Lions Club. This is the choir's opening concert in the Shreveport area The choir will be directed by Dr. Will Andress, an alumnus of the choir in his ninth year as director. The program will consist of about 90 percent American tunes, from Steven Foster to Broadway Show tunes. It will be more entertaining this year due to the upcoming trip to Japan and China. Tickets are $2.50 each. They can be purchased from choir members or members of the Lions Club. Cultural Perspectives credit will be given. I Page 2 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, October 28, 1982 \ RANKLY SPEAKING phil frank Now is time From the Wizards Kettle for involvement Editors' Note! The following is a reprint of an editorial appearing in the October 29, 1981 issue of The Conglomerate. This week marks the half-way point of the fall semester. Mid-terms are over, that stranger in your room has become your friend, and everyone has settled into the Centenary routine. Now, with finals still too far away to worry about, is the perfect time to look around and find ways to become involved in campus activities. A great way to start is by participation in some of othe campus-wide events offered. The SGA Entertainment Commit- tee and S A. A C. sponsor weekly activities such as movies, concerts, and •parties. Other activities offered include lectures, recitals, and demonstra- tions by various departments of the college; Leisure Lear- ning Courses and in- tramural sports. Most of these activities are supported by the student fees we pay each semester. They are planned and organized by and for students. Ad- mission to these events is free and dates and times are posted around campus and in The Conglomerate. All you have to do to be involved is to be there. Another form of cam- pus involvement comes through disagreement. If you feel that changes are needed in some areas or that things should be done differen- tly — voice your opinion. Circulate a petition, talk to someone in Hamilton, write a letter to the editor. Student opinions do matter and can have results — but you must let them be known. The G&ntenury ( CONGLOMERATE Leigh W < eks Bonnie Brown Co- Editors Business Manager Warren Morales News Editor lackie Pop Features Editor Bess Robinson Sports Editor. . Kim St a man Layout staff Rachel Fugatt, Mike Keriitt.. Treasure Thomas Ad Manager Mareie Brvaiu Reporters. . . Pierre Bellegarde. Rick Anders, Lisa Thorton, Kathy Eraser, , Suzanne Lmulry. Cheryl Dring. .Janie Flournov, Hill Roberts Alyie Boudreaux, Carol Stephens Diane Fowler Around Campus Jeannie Clampit Head Photographer Chris Murphy Photographers Marcie Bryant. Rachel Fugatt, Rick Anders Managing Editor Craig Coleman Artwork Pam Edwards, Bonnie Brow i Columnists. Alan Irvin* Technical Advisor Janie Flourno; Printer The Bossier Tribune Publishing Company The Centenary Conglomerate is written and edited bv Students of Centenarv College, 2911 Centenary Blvd. Shreveport, LA 71104. The views presented are those of di- staff and do not necessarily reflect administrative policies of the college. The Centenary Conglomerate is published weekly except for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and examination periods. Subscription price is $9 per year. The Centenary Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other contributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence received and reject any xnd all contributions. Contributions become the priority of The Centenary Conglomerate. Letters must be accompanied with name. Deadline for copy is Sunday, 6 p.m. By J. Alan Irvine Halloween is almost upon us. Soon, very soon, darkness will settle on the land, broken only by the gleaming, watching Hunter's moon, presiding full and bright in the night sky. Dark shadows will flit in and out; the world will bend and warp. A new reality will take hold — one unbound by the rules and conventions of our drab, everyday one. Death and darkness will no longer be solid boundaries, barring the worlds of the unreal, of the imagination from entry into reality. No longer chained to nightmares and ancient myths, things-that-are- not will burst free. At least, so it will appear to children and primitive people. The rest of us know better. As we grow up we learn that reality doesn't shift and change. That what is, is. That nightmares are only dreams; that myths are only stories; that bumps in the night are only caused by water in the pipes; that everything has a rational, scientific explanation. And none of this changes merely because one certain night of the year rolls around. There's nothing different about the night — an excuse for a party perhaps, but nothing more. We smile smugly as the children delight in suiting up, in entering into the exposed reality. They're so cute and innocent. They don't know it's all make- believe. But, older and far wiser, we do. We know how the world works. The proof is all there. Western science has laid it all bare and exposed the make-believe and fraud. No one in their right mind has ever seen a ghost or vampire. Those who claim to, well they're by definition crazy and ought to be locked up. In any event, they have no scientific proof, not even a single, simple experiment to back up their position. But yet, if our reality is so secure, so utterly and unchallengeable, why then do we avoid graveyards at midnight and long forgotten houses in the dark 0 Why do we tremble when the floor creaks in an empty attic? Why do we sometimes feel followed and watched on cold, autumn nights when no living person's around? Why do we sometimes hear the trees whisper in the breeze? Why are wo so afraid to be alone in the dark? Science knows. Science has all the answers. But the children still believe. And sometimes, even rational, skeptical people avoid graveyards at night. Just in case. AND A/erf W^Q^ OrM 'jHAT'f iNCKtOtBl*" TH£ PR WtL M economic ?oi\c\B$. ( Hi a !l\ f Ml UIA SfRV l( I S Ho The Conglomerate welcomes, and enpourages letters from students, faculty and staff. Letters must be received before 7:30 p.m. Sunday. Subscribe to the Conglomerate '1 The CONGLOMERATE Centenary College Shreveport, Louisiana 71134-0188 Dear CONGLOMERATE: You put out a good paper. Each week, I can read in your pages informative and entertaining articles concerning Centenary, Shreveport , professors f students, aftenhours, and everything you always wanted to know about Centenary, How can I afford not to subscribe? Enclosed please find $ for subscription [s] P e semester Extra names are attached. $9.00 per year Send CONGLOMERATE to: Address City State Zip j Thursday, October 28, 1982 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Page 3 Parts open to students Auditions for the Gilbert & Sullivan Society's January 26-30 production of "H.M.S. pinafore" will be held at Centenary College's Hurley School of Music from 7: 30 to 9 :30 p.m. on Sunday, October 31, in the Recital Hall and Monday, November 1, in Room 107. The auditions will be conducted by Richard Schmidt, who will direct the production. One of the three most popular works of Gilbert and Sullivan, the operetta takes place aboard a Royal Navy frigate, the "H.M.S. Pinafore" . Josephine, the Captain's daughter, is in love with a lowly sailor (Ralph Rackstraw), but her father hopes to arrange a marriage for her with Sir Joseph Porter, K.C.B., First Lord of the Admiralty. The cast includes nine principal roles, six men and three women. The male principals are Sir Joseph Porter (baritone); Captain Corcoran ( baritone ) ; Ralph Rackstraw (tenor); Dick Deadeye, a repulsive able seaman (baritone); and sailors Bill Bobstay (baritone) and Bob Becket (bass). The female roles are Josephine ( soprano ) ; Hebe, Sir Joseph's first cousin (mezzo); and Little Buttercup, a bumboat (contralto). woman A large chorus of able seamen and Sir Joseph's sisters, cousins, and aunts is needed. Schmidt would also like to find a boy and girl about 12 years old who can sing and dance. Anyone auditioning for a principal role or chorus should be prepared to sing a number of his own choice. Those auditioning for principal roles should, if possible, sing something from Gilbert & Sullivan, preferably from the role sought. Each person auditioning is encouraged to have his own accompanist, but the Society will endeavor to provide accompaniment for those who cannot be present on October 31 or November 1 should call Richard Schmidt at 227- 1990 or 865-3853. Those wanting to work on the tech crew can sign up at the auditions. Further information can be obtained by calling or writing the Gilbert & Sullivan Society of Shreveport, 616 Linden, Shreveport 71104, telephone 869-1164. ASHLEY'S AMOCO SERVICE PHONE 222 «005 '^{jClOCJO 3040 Cwrtwwiy Bhd. at Kings Hgwj SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA 71104 WHAT'S COOKIE Week of October 2o-/Vn ember 3 Thursday Lunch Grilled cheeseburgers French fries Chicken and okra gumbo Supper Baked chicken Mashed potatoes/gravy Friday Tunafish and pimento cheese cold plates Halloween picnic in SUB 4:30-6 p.m. Conn, beef casserole ( No meal in Dining Room ) Saturday Pizza Bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches Sunday Roast beef Mashed potatoes/gravy Monday Chicken breast filet on bun Frito pie Lasagna Garlic bread \7 r% vv> r*v off l /\r i am paiiier. Tuesday Chef's salad buffet Shaved ham and cheese sandwiches Beef stroganoff/noodles Bacon wrapped sirloin steaks Baked ootato bar w/all the trimmings Wednesday Beef boys/cream gravy Chicken dorito casserole BBQ pork chops Stuffed bell peppers MLP takes top awards The recent production of "My Sister in This House" at the Marjorie Lyons Playhouse was performed at the Louisiana District American College Theatre Festival at Louisiana Tech this past weekend and was awarded top honors. The play tied with the University of Southwestern Louisia na ' s production of "Woyzeck" for the Director's Choice Award. "My Sister in This House" will be considered along with "Woyzeck" and the 'The Night of Baker's •End", which was performed by Grambling State University and awarded the Critics Choice Award, to be performed at the regional American College Theatre Festival at Fort Worth, Texas. Cindy Hawkins was nominated for the Irene Ryan Award for the second consecutive year. She will compete in regionals in Fort Worth. The following were awarded Amoco Awards for superior jobs: Lisa Chaisson for acting her role as Lea in the recent production; Chuck Drury for set and light design; Shelly Sumners for sound; Patrick McWilliams for costume design; and Elizabeth Haas for props. Mr. Robert Buseick was awarded the Amoco Award for directing. Real World Seminars Students contend for $1000 Centenary students can find out Oct. 26 and Nov. 2 when the Alumni Career Development Committee and the Office of Career Planning and Placement at Centenary College offer Real World Seminars on occupations in the life sciences and education. Centenary alumni who are currently working in these fields will make introductory remarks, then field questions from students. The seminars are designed to inform students of current job trends and the current range of job options and for the speakers to share personal on-the- job experiences. "Most of our students these days are very consciously career- oriented," said Chris Webb, director of alumni relations," and with the current prospects for employment after graduation being what they are, people have to do some serious planning. For more information, contact Chris, 869-5151. Directories are now being distributed to the resident students. Off-campus students and faculty departments may pick up their directories in Hamilton Hall, Room 131. ; WASHINGTON, Oc- tober - As part of an ongoing program to raise awareness of current housing issues on the nation's college campuses, Fred Napolitano, president of the National Association of Home Builders, today announced a national essay contest for college students. "More than any other group of Americans," Napolitano said, "today's college students have the most to lose if national priorities are not set to reverse a serious erosion in housing opportunities for the young." 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  ideas about the kind of housing they would like to find atier graduation and the trade-offs they would be willing to accept in order to make housing more affordable. Students entering the contest are asked to describe in 500-1,000 words: "What do you expect in terms of location, density, design and financing in tomorrow's homes and how will these affect your lifestyle." Napolitano said that although builders were already constructing less expensive townhouses, duplexes and walk-up condominiums to rduce housing costs, they welcomed new ideas and suggestions from members of the community who would be looking for affordable, yet dynamic housing alternatives in the next few years The first-place winner of the essay contest will receive $1,000 and a trip to Washington. Second and third place winners will receive $750 and $500 respectively. To be eligible, entries must be from registered full-time college students and received no later than November 30. 1982 by the National Association of Home Builders, Public Affairs/Student Program, 15th & M Streets, N.W., Washington, D C. 20005. Winners will be selected by an independent panel of judges and notified during the last week in December. All essays become the proper tv of NAHB. Sandwich Shoppe ' a

  Sandwiches, Salads, Ice Cream ? Domestic & Imported Reeb 637 E. KINGS HWY. SHREVEPORT, LA. 71105 PH. 869-2379 Page 4 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, October 28, 1982 Additional courses okayed Geology 1-99: Winter Field Camp in Big Bend National Park, Texas One week of the interim will be spent in the field collecting rocks, minerals, and fossils common to the Big Bend. Students will stay in cabins at Terlingua, Texas where food will be prepared by contract with cabin owner. The last two weeks of the interim will be spent on campus where the students will prepare thin sections, describe composition and features of the rocks collected and interpret them as to depositional environment. The final week of the interim will be spent writing the final report on the geology of the study area. Instructors: Shaw, Frey and Bennett. Enrollment limit: 25. Cost will be furnished as contract is completed with owners of cabins in Big Bend National Park. Chemistry 1-99: Basic Language for Microcomputer A series of lessons in the Basic Language carried out at the terminal plus one lecture period each day. Exercises at end of each lesson and a project program are required. Instructor: Dr. S. A. Taylor. Time: 8-12, or 12-4M-F. (2 or 3 students in each session of 4 hours). Place: MH304 Enrollment limit: 4 or 6 (Depending on number of computers available). Religion 1-99 — Work Camp to Helene Roatan, Bay Islands, Honduras. The Reverend August Aamodt, pastor of Lakeview U.M.C., Minden, Louisiana, formerly Dean of Students at Centenary, will lead the work camp group. Two students are signed up for this work camp and Mr. Aamodt will accept a few more students. It is proposed to give Religion 1-99 credit for this work camp. Time: December 26 — January 8,
• Costs: $800 from Louisiana covers all expenses. Additional air fare from other states. Economics 1-99: The Economy: How Do We Figure Out What's Going On? Gross national product, unemployment, consumer price index... these are some of the measures that economists use in forecasting the economy. But the value of forecasting is only as good as the information it is based on. Who collects this information? How good is it? If you become unemployed, how do you know you will be counted in the unemployment figures? This course will look behind the scenes of economic pulse-taking. Instructor : Johnnie Linn LB07 Time : 1 : 00-4 : 00 M-F Religion 1-99: The Wisdom Movement In Ancient Israel The course surveys ancient Near Eastern sources of wisdom, wisdom forms & motifs, the historical development of Hebrew wisdom and the wisdom literature of the Old Testament (Job, Prophets, Ecclesiastes and wisdom narratives of the Pentateuch). 3 textbooks plus Biblical test. Instructor: Pomeroy. Enrollment limit: 20. Time: 9- 12M-F. SB108. Political Science/History 1-99: Russian Studies — Travel Seminar Hendrick Smith The Russians Dimitri Sims The Corrupt Society John Reshetan The Sov iet Policy Alexander Solzhenitsyn The First C ircle Travel Jan. 7-17. Moscow, Leningrad, Kiev. Visit social, political and economic institutions, including Institute of American Studies at Moscow University. Also — the usual historical sights, museums, and theatres. Instructor: Royce Shaw. Enrollment limit: 30. Jan. 4-24. Place: 10 days Russia, 10 days of class in Shreveport. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! The following recruiters will be on campus during the remainder of October and November. Please make your appointments through the Placement Office - 869-5117. October 28 Stewart, Robertson and Co. 1 p.m. til 4 p.m. Austin Robertson Accounting Majors November 3 Aberdeen Proving Grounds
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  Ann Davis All Majors November 4 Libby Glass 8:30 til 3 p.m. Peter Williams Business & Accounting November 9 L.S.U. -Baton Rouge Graduate School — Information in fellow- ship and assistantship programs Ron Terry, Director All majors November 11 Southwestern Elec. Power Co. 9a.m. til 4 p.m. Mike Franz Business & Accounting November 12 South Central Bell 9a.m.til3:30p.m. Duwayne Bailey Business w/Marketing All interviews held in Room 212 of Library Interview — Resume' Workshop Thursday, October 28 Room 203 - Smith Bldg. 8 til 9:30 p.m. Miles Hitchcock, Dir. of Personne' P & O Falco, Inc. Come Join the Halloween Fun Friday, October 29 in the SUB 4:30 Dinner 5-9 VCR Movies in the Coffeehouse 9-? Horror Film Festival: The Mummy The Werewolf The Phantom of the Opera Dracula & The House That Dripped Blood

  to a11 survivors...coffee, donuts, hot chocolate & cartoons in the Coffeehouse! Tarot Fortune Telling & Palm Reading 25 c Thursday. October 28, 1982— THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE— Page 5 Bell Choir formed Do you hear what I hear? By Mickey Zemann Yes, Centenary College does have its very own hand bell choir. No, they weren't mentioned in last year's Yoncopin, nor were they included in the "organizations at Centenary ' ' pamphlet . But that doesn't stop them. The reason why so few people know of the bell choir's existence is because it is a fairly new organization on campus. Due to the increasing interest shown by students, faculty and administration, William Teague, Professor of Music, officially began the Centenary Hand Bell Choir last spring. The bell choir is an outgrowth of the sacred music department. After graduating, many sacred music majors looking for employment are questioned about their ability to handle the hand bells. This is why the hand bells can be taken as a class for one hour credit, although many members are in the choir for their own enjoyment, not for the credit. Presently, there are thirteen "ringers" in the choir. Some of the members have had many years of experience, while others are just beginners. Mr. Teague hopes that with further interest and enrollment, next semester there may be two hand bell choirs; one for beginners and one for the more experienced ringers. Mr. Teague requires two things of all the ringers: They must be able to read music, and must be willing to give total commitment. The choir meets every Tuesday during break. During this time, not only do they practice, but they also develop into a close-knit team which is extremely important when performing. According to Michele McMahen, "Mr. Teague is a good director. He's demanding in a good sort of way." Other choir members have also spoken highly of Mr. Teague. "When I first came to Centenary," says Suzanne Landry, a ringer for nearly twelve years, "I tried to join a bell choir at a local church, but it just didn't work out." Suzanne then spoke to Mr. Teague about a bell choir and was instrumental in the growth of the Centenary group. According to Suzanne, the bell choir's biggest problem is then when they do play, they are not always heard. "Last year when we played at graduation, none of the seniors heard us because we played before they came out. It was disappointing because we were playing for them and they couldn't hear us. " This summer Centenary will host the regional handbell convention. About 550 ringers are expected to perform in the Gold Dome. Hopefully, this event will increase the interest in Centenary's bell choir and possibly next year, more people will be involved in the choir. The bell choir performs at various times and places on campus. They have played at Hurley and at NOTICE LSU-Baton Rouge Graduate School Director, Ron Terry On Campus Interviews-Tues. Nov. 9 9 a.m. til 3 p.m.-Rm. 212 Library Information on fellowships and assistantships for those students interested in attending grad school. ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ 4 PAC hears president The first meeting of the new Presidential Advisory Committee's members was held Tuesday, October 19 in the north dining room. President Webb REAL WORLD SEMINAR on OCCUPATIONS IN EDUCATION Centenary Room of the CAF, Tuesday, November 2, 1982: 11:15-12:35 DR. ANTOINETTE TUMINELLO PRICE Centenary 1950 (Soc. Sciences) M.Ed., L.S.U. — Baton Rouge; Ph.D., Northwestern Educator; Supervisor of Guidance, Caddo Parish School Board SHIRLEY WILLMAN SKIPWORTH Centenary 1965 (Education) Former public school teacher; bookkeeper; homemaker MELBA SULLIVAN B.S., (Education), Northeast M.Ed., L.S.U. — Baton Rouge Principal, Stoner Hill Elementary Lab. School All students and professors in these and related fields are urged to attend all or part of the session — with or without taking lunch (Dutch Treat). Purpose: to inform students, via personal experience of these speakers and their knowledge of current job trends in their field, about the current range of job options. Speakers will make 5-to-10-minute introductory remarks each, then field any and all questions. SPONSORED BY ALUMNI CAREER DEVELOPMENT COMMITTEE and OFFICE OF CAREER PLANNING & PLACEMENT YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO ATTEND. HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE! Oct. 19— Physical Scl. & Math Oct. 26— Life Sciences November 2— Education discussed PAC input on various Centenary issues, which included what is best for the college, the much debated core requirements, the master plan for the beautification of the campus and passing along information about Centenary's activities. Jim Perkins, Director of Development spoke to members about the November 15-19 phone- a-thon and asked volunteers to help him. The CASE Conference November 11-12 was brought up for the group to consider attending. It is a conference made up of various student groups from surrounding colleges to discuss their campus' activities. President of PAC, Charlie Atkins reported that Janie Flournoy needed people to take pictures for the school magazine and other propaganda. He also reminded members of the new jackets that were ordered along with name tags. PAC was asked to help at the Centenary booth at the state fair. Save a Life Today! Blood Plasma Needed Cash Paid Appointment Made. Donate twice a week. Earn up to $64 per month. Bring this ad your first donation and Get $1 Bonus. BIOBLOOD COMPONENTS 802 Travis New Hours to Fit Your Schedule Effective Oct. 4,1982 7:30-5:30 Closed Wed. 222-3108 several convocations. The choir is a talented group of people-so keep- an eye and and an ear open for them. They're worth listening to! Pegasus taking creative work Pegasus, Centenary's either artwork or a own literary magazine, is accepting submissions of all types for its fall 1982 issue. All contri- butions of artwork, photography, poetry, stories and essays are being sought. Poetry and prose pieces should be typed if possible. Remember — there is a $20 prize for the cover photograph ! Turn your submissions to any staff member — Alan Irvine, Bess Robinson, Mike Ragland, Pam Edwards, Bryan Franklin, or Jeannie Clampitt by November 1. Submissions will be returned to contributors upon request. of the mag, which can be The soccer team would like to extend our gratitude to our loyal fans for their support throughout the season. We would especially like to thank those who made the trip(s) to Northeast University. It is unfortunate that we will not have any more home games, but we are looking forward to winning the TAAC tournament and partying with all you dudes after we return ! Thanks. The Centenary Soccer Team Graphic Arts and Printing 518 EAST WASHINGTON SHREVEPORT, LA. 71104 TELEPHONE (318)865-4394 / (318)868-0517 Page 6 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, October 28, 1982 Greek Beat Editors' Note: Greek Beat is intended for the use of fraternities and sororities — not the misuse. This column enables each organization to publicize its activities, plus add a little humor sometimes. The Conglomerate staff would like to see Greek Beat remain in the paper, but each organization must be willing to comply to our req nests. Please do not uso this column as a soap box; and we would appreciate if all material turned in to us i typed, double-spaced Zeta Tau Alpha Zeta wishes a vtry happy birthday to Jam i GarrouUe and big brother, Jim Gray. Thanks Theta Chi's for a great Demon Party. We have four new PAC members that we would like to congratulate. They are Audnanna Grisham; Nancy Fox, Julie Jordan, and Jill Cornish. We wish you the best of luck in your new job. April Hornbeak is ZTA Pledge of the Week and Nancy Knuckles is ZTA Lady of the Week. We would like to thank everyone who supported the slave sale, which is pledge class fund raiser. The sale was a big success ihanks to you. We would also like to thank Sexton Dorm for the use of their porch. Congratulations to the pledge class on the great job they are doing so far. Keep up the good work ! The pledge class is sponsoring a Mr. Leg's Contest starting on Nov.
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  will be donated to charity. We hope the student body wil support such a worthy cause. Chi Omega The Iota Gamma Chapter of Chi Omega would like to congratulate Cathy Amsler for being elected as Carnation of the Month. Thank goes out to the Theta Chi's for their "devilishly" awesome party last weekend! Congratulations also to those Chi-O's who "kept on truckin" at the walk- a-thon. Condolences are in order for Kathy Woods who has walked to resign from the "Non- Preppy Members of the World" club after it was discovered that she owns a (can you believe) POLO shirt. tsk!tsk!tsk! For those interested in learning the art of "How to Keep Your Breath Fresh, Even After Consu ming \ contact John, spelled with an "H." Boo Bags will be on sale in the caf until Friday. "Bewitch'' your friends and buy a few! Tan kappa Kpsilot Immediate recognition is in order for the TKE 1 football team which advanced to the intramural championship game after a two year absence from the big one. Donald Barnes has designated Kyle Labor as the strongest center in the league and Chris Murphy has at last acknowledged the superiority of Nolan Cromwell over Charlie Waters. We enjoyed the soccer game in Monroe although Northeast outscored us 6-1. Statistician Robert Robichaud asserts that "we did not really lose." But we really won Sunday, beating Lamar 3-1. Couchhead had two goals for the Gents. In the Oktoberfest Fights an upset was scored with little-known Tim Young viciously pounded the unexpecting favorite, Scott Yudin, for a unanimous decision. Scott, admirably known as "Apollo", has publicly announced that he will hang up his gloves so he can concentrate on his studies. Graveyard Party is this weekend, though it has been vehemently denied. "It's not this weekend!" O.D. kidnap is imminent, Enrique has pledged, and Franco is still looking for Jay. Kappa Alpha Well, the Ka'ss are trying to recuperate from Jungle Party. Mike says thanks to Bob, Jeff and the rest of the KAs who helped out at Humpfree's. The KAs would like to congratulate the TKE s in their fine performance on the field. The K.A.'s in general can't wait for Old South. Hiya DUMP! Theta Chi This Greek Beat writer has been banned by the Active Chapter of Theta Chi from using the term "truly a vesome."- Instead the term "Liz Selby" will be used in its place. Brotherhood Day last Thursday was a nice and polite party until we ran into an unusually violent episode of "The Three Stooges". Papers, dissertations, thesis by word processor Quick, more flexible, more professional each copy can be an original Permanet record possible. Call 227-8282 Demon Weekend began Friday night with the Brothers from Northwestern. Needless to say, the party was Liz Selby. Was everyone a party Garanimal or what? Thanks go out to D.L. for his Liz Selby imitation of Scandar Akbar. Everyone be sure to ask Mad where she woke up on Saturday morning. The Brothers and pledges of Theta Chi are pleased to congratulate Muffy Clarke on her overall Muffness. In closing, we at Theta Chi are extremely proud of our diversified exclusiveness... Kappa Simula We would first like to congratulate TKE I on its 21-10 victory over the Kappa Sigma I, in a game which was as sensational as the article indicated. The article was, to say the least, fascinating to say the most, a slanted fantasy. Question: What is the differnce between a diversified fraternity and a helicopter? Not everyone can get into a helicopter.. We are looking forward to P.J. Party as well as defending our basketball and volleyball titles which compl imen t the Sweepstakes trophy for over all intramural excellence which has been "exclusive 1 ' property of Kappa Sigma for the past eight years and nineteen of the past twenty-three years. Sig Plebes await the TKE plebe game and are looking forward to the arial display, but are not worried as a motley keg is easily affordable. Royale Reds —Wants You— Mon.-Wed. 25$ Reeb 3044Youree 868-3249 —CALL FOR DIRECTIONS— FINAL EXAMIATION SCHEDULE FALL, 1982 PERIOD (Time) EXAMINATION TIME NOTE Monday, December 13 Mo ( 10:20) 1 .UU FTvuminatinn timps nn EjAClIIllIlClLlUll tllllCo \Jll T4(2:00) 2:004:30 Tuesday & Thursday are M8(4:30) 6:00-8:30 different from those on Mon./Wed./Fri. Tuesday, December 14 M2(9:20) 8:30-11:00 Students scheduled for 3 M4 (11. Z0) IZ . oO-o . UU ovamc rin thp camp Hav nuiv cAaliio Uii uic acinic \xxxy may M7(3:00) 3:30-6:00 arrange to take one of T7(7PM) 6:30-9:00 them at a different time convenient to them and the professors involved. 117 1 1 Wednesday, December 15 Periods not listed: Select a time nearest a Tl (8:20) 8:30-11:00 corresponding period M5(l:00) 2:004:30 (e.g., 5-8M would select T6(5:30) 6:00-8:30 M8or M9). Thursday, December 16 When two courses are in the same period group Ml (8:20) 8:30-11:00 e.g. , one at 5 : 30 Tu and T3(12:35) 12:30-3:00 another at 5 :30Th), the T5(3:30) 3:30-6:00 exams can be scheduled M9 (6:30-9:00 atdifferent late hours) (t6 and/or T7 and/or M9 and/or M10). Friday, December 17 OTHERWISE, NO EXAM MAY t2(9:45) 8:30-11:00 BE GIVEN AT ANY TIME M6(2:00) 2:004:30 OTHER THAN THAT M10(8PM) 6:00-8:30 SHCEDULED EXCEPT BY PERMISSION OF THE DEAN. MAT testing here The Miller Analogies Test (MAT) is administered at Centenary on Thursday afternoons at 4 PM This a 50 minute test consisting of 100 analogies presented in a multiple choice format. The test is required by some graduate schools for admission and it is kind of fun to take. Dr. Bettinger recommends that applicants for graduate school take the test even if it is not formally required. The test is scored at the time of the administration so candidates know immediatedly how well they have done. If the score is high it can be used as a desirable supplement to the graduate school application. If the score is deemed not high enough to enhance the application it is simply not reported to the graduate school. The test i s administered at cost to students enrolled full time at Centenary. Thursday, October 28. 1982 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE— Page 7 Intramurals: Buf aloes win The Buffaloes continued their winning ways by soundly thrashing TKE 38-12 on route to the intramural football championship. The awesome Buffalo defense scored first on an interception. From there the team never looked back. The Buffaloes led 19-0 at the half, and it was 33-0 before the TKE's got their first score well into the second half. Each team scored one more time. The Buffaloes ended the season with a perfect 7-0 record. Intramural staff members are some of the biggest fans. Kris Erickson exhibits his "arial display." the ol ore igh the ply the is t to full TKE quarterback Mike Garner tries to find an open receiver.

  land Undefeated Mud doesn't dampen spirits By David Nelson On Thursday, October 21 a few hearty souls witnessed a football game not soon to be forgotten. It was the championship game for women's intramural football. The game between Sexton and the Bruisers was a superb game which went into overtime and ended with a last minute touchdown for the Bruisers. The game was a defensive battle, with the exception of a few offensive spurts by both teams. The Bruisers were plagued by penalties and the rain hampered the running games of both teams. Sexton had two outstanding catched by Lori Simmons and Suzanne Landry respectively. The Bruisers scored on a trick play on fourth down during overtime. Quarterback Edwina Walker pitched out to Penny Potter who connected on a' 'look what I found" pass to Janis Parnell. The Bruisers came out on top to take the championship. Ouch! Ron Letcher takes a tumble for his team. The 1982 Intramural Flag Football Champions. Every Buffalo needs a chipperoo. Page 8— THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, October 28, 1982 With Most-Improved record Kickers finish By Soccer Fan The Gents Kickers played their last games of the regular season this past weekend; a 1-6 loss to Northeast, La., at Northeast; and a 3-1 win against Lamar Univeristy at home. The Gents traveled to Monroe Friday night to play NLU. The Gents lost their second game of the season 1-6. Sam St. Phard scored the Gents' lone goal. The few bright spots for Centenary were Matt Cardillo, Keith McPherson, Doug Crone, Charlie Warren, and Jack Conner. Carsillo and McPherson showed a lot of promise for the future. Should Coach Enos Russell have a good recruiting year, the Gents could be a factor in next fall's regional rankings. On Sunday the Gents came home and beat Lamar University 3-1. Jay Poss and Sam St. Phard scored the goals. Jeff Buseick played a terrific game. Overall, though, the Gents had their worst day of the year. That's okay though, because the Gents finished their regular season with an 11_2 win— loss record. The Gents in one year turned their record around from 3-12 last year to 11-2; the most improved record of any college in the nation. In two weeks the Gents will travel to Abilene, Texas for the TAAC soccer tournament. The Gents will play either Hardon- Simmons or Houston Baptist the 10th and 6th ranked team in the mid- west respectively. The Gents established the longest winning streak in the south this year by winning their first ten games. The Gents are also the defending East Texas Shoot-Out Champions as well as the Bayou Classic runner-up. The team is comprised mainly of freshmen and sophomores. Next year, the Gents will be playing regionally and nationally ranked teams. It is imperative that the Gents have a good recruiting year in the off-season if they wish to be more competitive next year. Congratulations Gents; it was a great regular season. The soccer team would like to thank all the fans who supported them this season. For those who were at NLU — thanks for the cheers; "We've got spirit, yes we do, we've go spirit, how 'bout you?" Golfers win tourney On a day when former Centenary College Ail- American Hal Sutton became the top rookie in pro golf history, there was some glory for his old school's golf team. Centenary, training by seven shots going into the final round, came back for a one- stroke victory in the Razorback Invitational Tournament at Hardscrabble Country Club. The Gents edged by host Arkansas, avoiding a playoff as Razorback Bob Sauerberg's 4-foot putt rimmed out on the final hole. Centenary had a three-day total of 899 and Arkansas finished with 900. Mark Jordan and Souerberg came to the final hole together and faced 15-foot putts. Jordan got down in two, but Sauerberg took a three and the tournament was decided. Jordan and Dan Trahan both shots 73's for Centenary Sunday and tied for third in the individual standings at
• Mike Miller led the< Gents Sunday with a 71 and had 226 for the tournament; Lee Smith finished with 79-235; and Randy Wilmore had 83-
• Missouri's John Sherman took the individual title, finishing with a 71 Sunday for a 212 total that included a course record five-under-par 65 Friday. Oklahoma City's Will Neel finished second with a 217, including a 72 Sunday. Missouri, the leader after the Friday's first round, finished third with 904. Rounding out the team standings were Houston Baptist at 905, Oklahoma City University at 910, Wichita State at 912, Cameron University at 923, Nebraska at 928 and Tulsa at 937. Fourth went to Wichita State's Dave Henson with a 222. Souerberg was fifth at
• Jack Conner outdistances Lamar defenders Riflery team competes Ready, aim, fire Centenary's rifle team has competed twice in the past three weeks, once at Texas A&M, and once at Sam Houston State University. In the match at Texas A&M on October 9, individual scores were as follows, out of a possible 1200: Joe Jewel, 780; Suzanne Thompson, 789; Rick Kaiser, 810; Trey Harris, 870; and Steve; Watson, 915. Steve Watson also placed 16th out of 29 shooters in that match. Sam Houston this past weekend the Centenary Rifle Team fired again. This time Rick Kaiser was the team's high scorer with 848; Steve Watson, 814; Adam Harbuck, 798; and Joe Jewel, 781. Team standings for that match are not known as yet. On November 6 the team will travel to Monroe to match up against Northwestern, Nicholls State University, and other teams in the region. On November 3 the Centenary Gents will play their Maroon and White exhibition game. L.S.U. will also be playing their Purple and Gold exhibition game. There will be an autograph session at 6:00 with the games immediately after. Tickets will go on sale the day of the game. Admission price is $2.00, students with valid Centenary I.D. will get in free of charge. ( 'Nov. 18th is the day we're asking even' smoker to quit for 24 hours. And we'll help. Just ask your American Cancer Society for a Larrv Hagman Special Stop Smokin' Wrist Snappin' Red Rubber Band.' .Vor smoking just might be k habit- forming!' la - The Great ^ American Smokeout American Cancer Society I So says the VA... BIG GEORGE By Virgil Partch VETERANS SEEKING- INFORMATION ON VA DRUG- TREATMENT MAY CONTACT ANY VA OFEiCE. — Contact nearest VA office (check your phone book) or a local veterans group. The Congfomerate Vol. 77 No. 10 official puhlication of tin oldest vollv^v U est of the Mississippi Thursday, November 4, 1982 Wilhelm Scholarship Ground Zero: An educational alternative established by Bess Robinson Features Editor Homo sum; humani nihil a me alienum puto" is one phrase that describes Dave Throgmorton. Loosely, the expression translates "I am human; there is nothing about humanity that does not interest me." It was this concern for his fellow human beings that compelled the sociology professor to accept a position with Ground Zero, a nationally known peace- seeking organization. Throgmorton calls himself "a sociologist since birth." He received his B.A. at the University of Wyoming, and went on to earn his Masters and Ph.D. at the University of Illinois in Champaign-Urbana. He has been an Assistant Professor of Sociology at Centenary since fall of 1981. Throgmorton's interest in nuclear issues was first piqued back in 1977, when a nuclear power plant w as being built near the C hampaign-Urbana immunity. He and his wife Christine Sturm became members of Prairie Alliance, a group whose main concern was that the Plant would turn out to a great risk to the area. Between 1978 and l9? 9> with the fervor ° v er Progressive m agazine's right to Wish an article on ?°w to build an H-bomb, ^rogmorton ^ansferred his concern r om nuclear power j la nts to nuclear J^apons. He and Pristine became quite active in the legal battles that followed — donating money and organizing benefits to defray the magazine's legal expenses, and letter-writing campaigns to congressman. In retrospect, his involvement in those two public-awareness groups convinced Throgmorton of the public's general ignorance of the seriousness of the potential for nuclear war and of the effect of nuclear weaponry on our civil liberties. He also sees people as not wanting to get involved in the brouhaha over whether or not there should be a nuclear freeze. He attributes this ignorance and fear in part to three main tactics designed to promote nuclear secrecy and discourage public debate on the issues of nuclear war. The first of these is that the government, by simply classifying it as "Top Secret," effectively removes much of the material concerning nuclear weapoons from the public realm. As a result of the Atomic Energy Act of 1954, anything dealing with nuclear technology is immediately "classified" — until it is determined that the information need no longer be labeled so. Not only does this withholding of material allow the government an untold amount of power, it renders public awareness and debate on the subject virtually impossible since people can only speculate on what is really going on. Throgmorton terms this practice of withholding information that should be accessible for intelligent discussion "reprehensible in a democracy." Surveillance is another ta ctic Throgmorten cites an example of how nuclear secrecy impinges on our civil liberties by discouraging people from questioning nuclear issues. Of course, not every nuclear dissident or questioner can be watched, but there is plenty of documented evidence to prove that many groups and individuals who are interested in the mechanics of nuclear war ( or who are simply opposed to it) are perpetually under surveillance by both government and non- government agenices. Throgmorton contends that this is a gross encroachment on our freedom to gather together and promote a particular interest. Finally, Throgmorton condemns the irresponsible labeling of people who are opposed to official positions on nuclear issues as subversives or communit dupes for infringing on our civil liberties by discouraging people from speaking freely — by suppressing debate, in effect. Because they don't want to risk being branded as communist symphathizers or as puppets of other manipulative outside forces, people hesitate to get involved — to speak their minds. A bright star in the gloom of all this Dave Throgmorton, area representative for Ground Zero. uncertainty and suspicion is an organiation known as Ground Zero, for which Throgmorton is currently serving as area represenative. The group's executive director is Roger Molander, formerly a nuclear strategist for the White House's National Security Council. Basically, Ground Zero is a non- partisan organization which is opposed to nuclear weapons, and whose main objective is to make people painfully aware of the consequence of nuclear war -— to educate them ; get good, solid dialogues started; and to arrive at some kind of rational conclusion. Ground Zero does not claim to have a solution to the disturbing realties of today's nuclear issues. The organization holds that once these issues are brought out of secrecy and into the public arena, and the shackles of irresponsible, unfounded labelings are removed from attempted public debates, people will come up with answers. This belief is recognized and affirmed by thoughtful, intelligent people — like Bishop Thomas J. Gumbleton, our most recent Convocation speaker. Gumbleton referred to Ground Zero as a very responsible working towards stopping the arms race and denouncing nuclear proliferation. (Continued on page 3) Parents of a "very much alive and healthy" 1971 graduate of Centenary College have established an endowed scholarship at Centenary because of their daughter's love for the school. The Ann Margaret Wilhelm Scholarship established by her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Alfred D. Wilhelm of Little Rock, will be used to aid worthy students. The Wilhelm's gift of $2,500 will be matched by a like amount by the Southwestern Bell Educa tiona 1 Ma tching Gift Program. Ann Wilhelm, now married to Donald R. Sell and living in Sudbury, Mass., was a member of Chi Omega sorority, a senior class senator, and a resident assistant while in school. "Because of her love for Centenary and because her education has helped her to obtain many and various jobs, her father and I would like to establish a scholarship in her maiden name," wrote Mrs. Wilhelm. "This, of course, would be the name she would be known by best in the South." Bob Brown is director of scholarship development at Centenary. Scott Sexton campus news. catches up on the latest Page 2— THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, November 4, 1982 it Speakers Forum Nuclear freeze favored Every so often an issue enters the public arena in the U.S. and refuses to leave until it has at least been moved closer to resolution. Civil Rights dialogues centered around such as issue. So did the debates concerning the war in Indochina. Environmental issues may prove to be so tenacious that they figure prominently in our elections for the next few decades. The most important of these stubbourn issues in the one which Bishop Gumbleton addressed at the Convocation last Thursday: nuclear war. Those who missed Bishop Gumbleton's talk missed an eloquent (though low key) plea for nuclear disarmament. Perhaps more importantly, Gumbleton placed the responsibility for prevention of nuclear ,var squarely on the shoulders of each and everyone of us. He argues that the ey ; ^{tpnre of nuclear weapons is an implicit, statement of intent to use those weapons. He concluded by calling for a "moral about-face,"}
• e., a commitment to eliminate the possibility of nuclear war by eliminating the weapons which make such a war possible. I tend to buy into Bishop Gumbleton's argument, and heartily agree that we all have a moral responsibility to our fellow humans to work to diminish the potential for nuclear war. As an active member of Ground Zero, I vigorously promote that organizations' educational goals. Ground Zero basically works to 1.) stimulate public awareness of the threat of nuclear war,
• ) provide basic educational materials on nuclear war, 3.) promote better relations between the U.S. and the U.S.S.R. and 4.) create structures of international relations The Centenary CONGLOMERATE Leigh Weeks Co- Editors Bonnie Brown Business Manager Warren Morales News Editor Jackie Pop* Features Editor Bess Robinson Sports Editor Kim Staman Layout staff Rachel Fugatt, Mike Fertittn Treasure Thomas Ad Manager Marcie Bryant Reporters. . . Pierre Bellegarde, Rick Anders, Lisa Thorton, Kathy Fraser. .Suzanne Landr>. Cheryl Dring, Janie Flournoy, Bill Roberts Alyce Boudreaux, Carol Stephens Diane Fowler Around Campus Jeannie Clampit' Head Photographer Chris Murphy Photographers - Marcie Bryant, Rachel Fugatt, Rick Anders Managing Editor _ Craig Coleman Artwork Pam Edwards, Bonnie Brown Columnists Alan Irvin Technical Advisor janie Flournoy Printer The Bossier Tribune Publishing Company The Centenary Conglomerate is written and edited by Students of Centenary College, 2911 Centenary Blvd, Shreveport, LA 71104. me views presented are those of th»> staff and do not necessarily reflect administrative policies of the college. The Centenary Conglomerate is published weekly except for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and examination periods .Subscription price is $9 per year. The Centenary Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other contributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence received and reject any xnd all contributions. Contributions become the priority of The Centenary Conglomerate. Letters must be accompanied with name. Deadline for copy is Sunday, € p.m. which emphasize the necessity of peace rather than the visibility of war. In order to shoulder my portion of the moral imperative of nuclear disarmament, I have cast my lot with proponents of a nuclear freeze. A mutual and viable nuclear freeze, with the ultimate goal of eliminating nuclear arsenals, is both possible and mandatory. We can no longer afford to engage in a senseless arms race which wreaks havoc on the economies of countries sustaining a nuclear arsenal. In fact, the argument can be made that diverting resources from productive enterprises into nuclear arms (which we claim we will never use) further destabilizes the world economy and increased the possibility of nuclear aggression. If, or when, we have a nuclear war, it will be because it is "built into" the structures of our societies and our economies, not because someone wants to perpetuate such as holocaust. Humans have never constructed a toy that they did not play with. Likewise, we have never built a weapon that we did not use. Because of this simple fact, it is imperative that we halt the testing, production, and deployment of nuclear weapons now. We cannot afford to wait until we reach a mythical "parity" with the U.S.S.R. A nuclear freeze and eventual reduction in nuclear arms cannot be accomplished when citizens demand it. The nuclear debate in the Soviet Union cannot be expected to resemble that in the U.S., so it is incumbent upon American citizens to be the leaders in world opinion condeming the existence of nuclear weapons. Leaders of the Soviet Union and of the United States have declared that they do not want a nuclear war and are willing to negotiate in order to prevent it. It is up to us, as a free people, to lead them beyond mere rhetoric to a positive and permanent agenda for peace. This is, obviously, a very personal and partisan approach to the nuclear war issues. I do not think for a moment that my views are universally shared. On the other hand, I encourage every member of the Centenary community to meet the challenge which Bishop Gumbleton has outlined for us and examine how you will shoulder your share of the universal burden of nuclear weapons. Dave Throgmorton Assistant Professor of Sociology The Conglomerate welcomes am encourages letters from students faculty and staff. Letters must b< received before noon Monday. November Daze Hustling Spring and feverish Summer seem long past. There's a note of loneliness in the wild bird's song, hull S fading sunsets leave a chill in the air. Tin late Autumn, an occasion for Thanksgiving. Hut. at age threescore and more, Tm disposed to pause, and wonder: What will the Winter bring? -Maurice Ellington (Maurice Islington was editor of the Conglomerate in 191
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• Alan Irvine Note: The following are several short ideas rather than one longer column. An update from our intrepid explorer: I have quite settled in now and have begun my in-depth investigations of this strange and foreing land called Centenary. One interesting aspect of the natives that I have discovered is their almost fanatical adherance to their almost fanatical adherence to their religious rituals. Take their eating habits for example. Before they may even approach the food, they must present a small plastic talisman to one opf their priestesses to prove their purity and worthiness. The priestess then records their name to present to the god of harvests for blessing. However, if they do not have their talisman with them, they must submit to an elaborate, drawn-out purification ritual before being allowed to continue on. The odd part of this is that only the offender must undergo purification, but so must every other person waiting to eat, whether they have their talisman with them, they must submit to an elaborate, drawn-out purification ritual before being allowed to continue on. The odd part of this is that not only the offender must undergo purification, but so must every other person waiting to eat, whether they have their talisman or not! The priestess will allow no one else to enter or approach the food until the offender has been cleansed. I have seen the priestess hold up hordes who could've been peacefully eating for the sake of one unclean person. Apparently, the impurity of spirit is highly contagious and infects everyone coming after the offender and hence all must be cleansed. Many readers may no doubt remember last year's expose of the activities of the Enormously Vile and Insidious Legion. Well, recent investigations show that they are still lurking on campus, perhaps even a worse threat than ever before. A number of campus organizations like Alpha Chi and AKD have completely disappeared without a trace. Althea is seen less and less on campus. Everyone spends tremendous energy discussing this new core while truly important questions such as: what is the real purpose of Jeff Teter's home computer system? g 0 unanswered. The alleged greenhouse atop Mickle Hall goes unfinished. Could it truly be a super sensitive station Vsballistice missile launch point? Fortunately, the Gloriously Organized Order of Delirum has closely monitored E.V.I.L's progress and has moved to counter- attack. Installation of their new command center underneath the Library is almost complete. From this Guidance Unit in a Yurt they will decisively counter E.V.I.L.'s dastardly doings. Meanwhile, Dr. Taylor has proven that he can still rappel down Mickle Hall if needed. Centenary's Adopt-a- Freshman program has proven to be an overwhelming success. Stated the program's advisor, 4 'All the freshman involved in the program have progressed well. Many now have a viable skill to offer society — shoeshining, ditch digging, serving breakfast in bed and many more. All of the upper classmen who so selfishly donated their time have felt that the program truly accomplished something worthwhile." Anyone interested in joining in the program (there is still time) should not contact Dr. Throgmorton or Bess Robinson. They don't know anything about it. Shop at C.C. Bookstore I "Snap out off it on Nov.18th , "Nov. 18th is the day we" 1

  asking everv smoker to qui' for 24 hour's. And we II hdP Just ask your American Cancer Society for a Larry Hagman Special Stop Smokin' Wrist Snappin' Red Rubber Band. Not smoking just might be habit- forming:' American Cancer SoC^' ■ ■I I I I I I I I I I I I « I I I I Thursday, November 4, 1982— THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 Pride of Place The growth of a rose garden By Dr. Darrell Loyless Vice-President We will begin construction of a new rose garden near Hamilton Hall during the month of November. Our plan is to complete it before the end of the year. Let me apologize in advance for the minor inconvenience it will cause, especially for those of us who have worn the footpath from the cafeteria circle to thf administration building sidewalk. When the garden is completed, we'll have a more functional as well as a more beautiful place to walk, talk and, maybe even study. When we finish the garden, we will have benches for everyone to use. My hope is that the 1983 graduating class will provide one of the benches as a lasting reminder of their years here. The completion of the Rose Garden is an important project for our beautification program. Unlike parking lots or small plantings, the garden will set some precedents about the kind of pedestrian lighting we will used again at other campus locations. It will also be a major step in the beautification program because it will totally change the looks and use of an area of campus. This will be the first time this has been done since the completion of Crumley Gardens. I must close by saying that I enjoyed the Conglomerate entry in the pumpkin carving contest. "Pride of Pumpkin" just reinforced my belief that "beautification is in the eye of the beholder " So says the VA. KERRY DRAKE Alfred Andriola PONT COP OUT ON YOURSELF! VAWIU GIVE DRUG DEPENDENCY TREATMENT TO THOUSANDS OF VETERANS THIS AND NEXT! Contact nearest VA office (check your phone book) or a local veterans group. Ground Zero (Continued from page 1 ) Right now, 15 people from the Shreveport community are involved in the local chapter of Ground Zero The group's current project is a letter- writing campaign — to let Louisiana's congressman and Senators know that there are people in their districts who advocate a nuclear freeze. Tentative plans for the future include a benefit (to defray the costs of pamphlet and other materials about Ground Zero) and anti-nuclear art exhibit from Wisconsin. Whether or not you are interested in becoming a member of Ground Zero, or advocate a nuclear freeze, Throgmorton invites you to come by his Library Basement office to pick up some materials on the subjects. Whatever your opinions, qualify them by reading about and keeping up with what's going on with issues that surround both nuclear weapons and nuclear war. Willif ord to present recital Dr. Michael Williford, director of bands and assistant professor of music at Centenary College, will present a clarinet recital in Hurley Recital Hall Thursday, Nov. 11, at 8 p.m. The concert is free and open to the public. Assisting Dr. Williford will be Dr. Donald Rupert, professor of piano at Centenary, and Dennis Bell, principal cellist with the Longview Symphony Orchestra. Selections on the program include the Sonata in E Sharp for Clarinet and Piano by Brahms; Sonata for Clarinet and Piano by Leonard Bernstein; Fantasy for Unaccompanied Clarinet by James Kurtz; and Trio for Piano, Clarinet, and Cello by Beethoven. Dr. Williford, who joined the Centenary faculty last year, earned his Bachelor of Music Education and Master of Music Education degrees from Northwestern State University of Louisiana and his Doctor of Music Arts degree in performance and pedagogy from the University of Iowa. He is a member of the newly formed Centenary Woodwind Quintet and is principal clarinet of the Longview Symphony. WHAT'S COOKEV Week of Novem ber 4-10 Lunch Supper Thursday BBQ smoked sausage sandwiches Beef tips/egg noodles Chicken fried steaks Mashed potatoes/gravy Spanish rice with ground Friday Taco rolls with chili Chicken pot pie Salisbury steaks/gravy Rice Saturday Cheeseburgers French fries Meatloaf /Creole sauce Mashed potatoes ounaay Chicken breasts with mushroom sauce Yellow rice Monday Pizza Smoked sausage Red beans — rice Turkey breast/gravy Cornbread dressing Beef stew — rice Tuesday Chicken fried steak sandwiches French fries BBQ ribs Smoked sausage Potato salad Coleslaw Baked beans Wednesday Shaved roast beef sandwiches Tuna noodle casserole Fried chicken breasts filets Stuffed bell peppers FRANKLY SPEAKING phil frank Lewis Pharmacy —a neighbor and a friend. 102 E. Kings Highway 868-0569 TM5 GoOP /^EWj tt' lTS ( Kl AIIVI MIDIA SIKVK IS

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  Page 4 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, November 4, 1982 Alan Irvine of the Conglomerate puts the finishing touches on the winning pumpkin. "Pride of Pumpkin" won the newspaper staff a cookout from the caf. (By the way, last year's winner of the pumpkin carving contest was none other than The Conglomerate!) Little Orphan Annie and Adam Ant await the judges decision. Members of the Rotary Dorm "spruce up" their entry. Chi Omega salutes their mascot. 802 Thursday, November 4, 1982— THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE— Page 5 Around Campus Biennial National Exhibition at Meadows MA THCLUB A math club meeting w ill be held on Sunday, Nov. 14 at 7:30 p.m. in Mickle Hall, Room 110. Miles Hitchcock will be speaking and answering questions about careers in mathematics. All students and interested persons are invited to attend. YONCOPIN PICTURES Students who had pictures made for the 1982-83 Yoncopin may come by the Yoncopin office on the main floor of the SUB, Tuesday, Nov. 9 at 11 a.m. to order copies of the photographs. The 5x7 black and white prints will cost $2.00 each. MAT The Miller Analogies Test (MAT) is administered at Centenary on Thursday afternoons at 4 p.m. This a 50-minute test consisting of 100 analogies presented in a multiple choice format. Contact Dr. Bettinger for more information. DALLAS TRIP A bus will be chartered to the Centenary vs. S.M.U. Basketball game on Wed. Dec. 1. Thirty-six seats will be available for students and or faculty staff. The seats will be available on a first come first serve basis, and can be reserved through Kathy Turner, student activities director. The cost will be $3.00 for students and $12.00 for faculty staff. The money must be paid by Nov. 19, and if filled to capacity a waiting list will be started by seat vacancies. The bus will depart from campus at approximately 2:00 p.m. and return about 2:00 a.m. For more information, contact Kathy Turner. CAF COMMITTEE If you • have any comments — positive or negative — about the cafeteria food, talk to your Cafeteria Committee Representative, or put your remarks on the constructive comment poster posted in your dormitory. Cafeteria members Howell, Veronica Committee are Phil Chairman; McGuire, Recorder, Sexton Rep.; Mike Fertitta, Cline Rep.; Gloria Coclwan, James Rep.; Lorna Stringer, Hardin Rep.; Don Ross and Ron Letcher, Rotary Reps.; Scott Yudin and Connie Thode, SGA at large; Jim Gray, SGA Rep. for off-campus students; Dottie Deaton, Cafeteria Manager; Dick Anders, Dean of Students. The Shreveport Art Guild's 1982 Biennial National Exhibition is on view at the Meadows Museum through November 28. The purpose of the exhibition is to encourage all forms of visual arts in the Shreveport area and bring to the area an awareness and appreci- ation of contemporary American art. This year's exhibit offers the viewing public an excellent survey of the wide range of media and style being created across the nation today. The junior was Joe Shannon, Curator from the Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden, Washington DC. A nationally recognized artist and author, he selected 106 works for the exhibit from a field of over 1,300 entries from 41 states, truly 4 'national" in scope. There are two major categories in the 1982 exhibit : two-dimension- al or 4 'painting" and three-dimensional or "sculpture". Media included in painting are oil, watercolor, acrylic, etching, charcoal, pencil, and ink and crayon on paper. The sculpture includes such diverse media as soap- stone, marble, steel, wood, bronze, plexiglass, clay, paper, limestone. One artist accepted in the exhibit is visually handicapped, Dan Girouard, of Broussard, Louisiana. He says that "Art is a lifetime of investigating." He is not a "blind artist" but an "artist who happens to be blind." He works primarily in clay but has ventured into fiberglass and marble. Awards of merit totaling $4,850 were awarded to twelve artists. There were six Shreveport artists accepted into this exhibition. Many of the works are for sale. C. P. credit is given for this exhibit. Meadows Museum hours : Tuesday-Frida/ 1:00-5:00 p.m. Saturday- Sunday 2:00-5:00 p.m. Closed Monday.

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  02 Travis 222-3108 New Hours to Fit Your Schedule Effective Oct. 4, 1982 7:30-5:30 Closed Wed. Page 6— THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE—Thursday, November 4, 1982 Greek Beat Editor's Note: Hey Zsa Zsa — you need to invest in a package of "unruled" typing paper. T.L., you're off the hook this week, but next time I hope to hear a different excuse. The two sororities on campus need to take a lesson from the frats called "typewriting 101" since neither of them seem to be able to understand that Greek Beat MUST BE TYPED. And as for the TKE's and Theta Chi's you make my job less hectic. Zeta Tau Alpha We would like to thank the pledge class for a terrific Halloween party. A lot of time and effort went into this party and the actives appreciated every bit of it, right down to the last WIRE. It was EVER so CLEAR that the actives were supposed to have only a good time and a lot of laughs. We hope the TKE's and KA's enjoyed our ZTA choir which consisted of every creature from E.T. to Raggedy Ann and Broom Hilda. We even had a chance to practive some facts about ZTA, that we as actives should know. Even though being in an old barn, filled with horsedookyatll p.m. is no proper place to recite our creed, we all had a wonderful time. The flashlights and BUD helped. Suzie Corley is pledge of the week and Cass Hall is ZTA Lady of the Week. Happy birthday, Laura Montgomery. Congratulations to Cynthia Martin and, Elizabeth Hoffman who were initiated last Thursday. Gee! Elizabeth, you really go to extremes to brighten up our rainy nights down at ZTA house. Chi Omega The Iota Gamma Chapter of Chi Omega would like to thank our fantastic pledge class for giving us a Halloween Party last Sunday night. Ya'll are great! We'd also like to thank the TKE's for their Graveyard Party. It really brought the dead back to life. We'd like to extend hearty get well wishes to Cherie Winters who was in the hospital last week. Welcome back — we missed you. Congratulations to all three of Chi O's winning volleyball teams. We're looking forward to Parent- Daughter banquet this weekend, Kappa Sig P.J. Party and Theta Chi Mafia. It'll be, like, totally amazing. Kappa Sigma Kappa Sigma opened up defense of its volleyball crown with its convincing victory over TKE it It's V.B. this week, P.J. later this week, and V.D next week! Tonight before thepre-pre-P.J. bowling party, Marlin Perkins of Mutual of Omaha' Wild Kingdom (a.k.a. Joey Kent) along with Jim Fowler (a.k.a. Terry Dalzell) will take us in search of the wild and vicious Peking Mule. Pledge of the Week Matt Robinson, upon learning of the honor, Attention all second, third, fourth, fifth, and, yes, sixth generation Centenary students. The Office of Public Relations and Alumni Relations want to know who you are. And we would like to take your picture. Please assemble for a photography session Tuesday, Nov. 9, at 11 a.m. in the Hargrove Memorial Band Shell. At that time, we would also like to get the names of all those parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc. who attended Centenary before you. If it is raining, we will meet in the Student Union Building. And if you are unable to make it, please contact Janie Flournoy or Chris Webb before Tuesday. immediately got drunk, then tried to commit suicide by taking cyanide tablets. The tables were heinously replaced with Tylenol. Matt failed to commit suicide but did cure his hangover. Tau Kappa Epnilon Once again the active members of Tau Kappa Epsilon have done it. After listening to a great deal of chatter from the pledge class of the said fraternity, the actives crushed the impetuous youngsters 27-6. Subsequently, the pledges treated their elders to steak dinners. We are glad to welcome Karen Klusendorf as the newest addition to our Order of Diana. And our Graveyard Party was certainly a success in terms of fun, which was experienced vicariously by Franco and Robichaud. By the way, Franco has been accepted into the Ozarks School of Taxidermy in Jonesboro, Ark. Kappa Alpha This week not only do we have mystery pledges, but we also have mystery actives. Active of the Day is posted on the new active board. This week Warde's date Saturday night went to play tennis and went fishing in the graveyard. Nice date Warde! Burke really kept track of time this weekend; but he still had a midnight jungle juice binge with Tony. The KA's all had a good time at James' Bat Cave Party. And yes, Bob was bouncing off of air molecules again. Well, the KA's in general can't wait until jungle party next year. Mainly because the pledges say they're keeping the pool up. Hiya Woolfe love! Oh, by the way Jami, how's the water bed scene? Hey Kathleen, I heard you're trying out for the lead singer for the band, Steamer. Theta Chi Hello deh, We at Theta Chi are looking forward to the festivities of this weekend when the infamous Mafia Party takes place. The old Dean Martin records are being dusted off for casual play at the dinner on Saturday at that famous Italian restaurant, Mama Mia's. We are also looking forward to the pre-party on Friday night when we will trash yet another hotel suite. A swell weekend will be experiend by everyone. Congratulations goes out to President D.L. who was named to PAC. Does that mean that Missy doesn't have Pac Man fever? The pledge class theme song for this week is 4 'On the Road Again". Isn't that right Malcom? And one final note, as the white puff of smoke rose from the Chi-0 house last Sunday it was apparent that the Hooter Conclave had ended with the election of a new Head Hooter. Graphic Arts and Printing 518 EAST WASHINGTON SHREVEPORT, LA. 71104 TELEPHONE (318)865-4394 / (318)868-0517 When you say "Resiewdub," you've said it all! 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TAVCO EMBASSY PICTURES R*Im Thursday, November 4, 1982— THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE— Page 7 Soccer goes f or the TAAC West Title The Centenary College Soccer team be in Abilene, Texas, at Hardin- Simmons University this Saturday, Nov. 6, for the Trans American Athletic Conference Western Division Soccer Tournament. The Western Division is made up of Centenary College (CO, Houston Baptist (HBU), Hardin- Simmons (HSU) and Nicholls State (NSU). The Western Division voted to conduct their tournament on a one- day basis, while the Eastern Division schools, Georgia Souther, Mercer and Sanford, voted to hold their tournament over a (wo-day period. The winner of each division will compete for the TAAC Soccer Championship on Nov. 12, in Houston, Texas. The TAAC champion will have a good chance to receive a bid to the NCAA Soccer Tournament. The Gents take their best-ever overall record into the soccer tournament. The Gent kickers are 9-2 and are averaging 3.7 points per game, while their opponents have been held to a mere 1.8 points per game. The Gents are led by freshman goalie Bo Mangum. Mangum, a 6- 1, 165-pounder, from Shreveport, La., has four shutouts to his credit. In addition, he has played in every game, accumulating 92 saves and allowing only 20 goals. On the offense, Ammar Anbouba, a 5- 10, 155-pound sophomore from Syria, is the team's leading scorer with a total of 27 points. He has 11 goals and five assists to his credit. Sam St. Phard, a 6-3, 180-pound, freshman, from Baton rouge, La., is seond on the team with 26 points, while Jay Poss, a 6-1, 165, junior from Shreveport, La., is third on the team with 22 points. "I don't like having to play two games in one day," head soccer coach Enos Russell said about playing the Western Divsion Soccer Tournament in one day. "It's going to be hard enough for us to slip past one team, but to slip past both teams in the same day is going to be quite a challenge for our young men." Russell is referring to HBU's sixth place and HSU's tenth place rankings in the Midwestern Region. Both teams are favored to win the tournament and are seeded one-two, respectively. The games will start at 9 a.m. with HBU playing NSU. At 11 a.m. CC (the number three seed) will play HSU (the number two seed). The consolation game will be played at 1 p.m., while the championship game will start at 3:30. The Centenary Soccer Team kicking their heels up at their annual Halloween practice. ilent lition
• The savings are yours. Hand us your student I.D., and we'll hand you $5 in Depot dollars, hands down You can use your Depot dollars on purchases of any price. How lucky when the Depot has such a collec- tion of irresistibles. (Only one offer per student.) Page 8 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, November 4, 1982 Grenchik takes race Harriers finish second in TAAC November 1, the cross-country team traveled to Nachitoches to compete in the TAAC championship. The race was a 10,000 meter distance. The weater was warm and overcast, and the course was dry. Nine schools competed in the race but only two schools, Centenary and Houston Baptist were ever really in the running. Centenary was in first place after the first mile with runners in the first, fourth, sixth, seventh and ninth places. Houston Baptist was a close second with runners in the second, third, fifth places. After four miles Centenary was still in first place, but just barely. The lead was lost with a half of a mile left in the race. Houston Baptist won the race with a total of 25 points, with Centenary coming in second with 41 points. Steve Grenchik won the race for Centenary and was voted Runner of the Year. Grenchik along with David Watkins and David Bellar were placed on the All-Conference Team. Individual places and times for the Gent Harriers were : Steve Grenchik 1st David Watkins 6th David Beller 8th Greg Blackman 12th Danny Talley 14th Bill Jones 18th Nathan Joyner 19th 32:26. 33:53. 34:12. 34:48. 35:05. 35:29. 35:34. TEAM STANDINGS
• Houston Baptist
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• Northwestern State
• Georgia Southern 25 41 82 112 146
• Nicholls State
• Mercer
• Ark-Little Rock
• Hardin-Simmons

  QUOTES FROM HOUSTON BAPTIST COACH JERRY MARTINEZ: "We are very happy, feel fortunate to have defeated some of the other teams here, especially Centenary, which has a strong team. The key to us winning was the efforts of Carlos Ward and Scott Lucas. They have been out with illness and injuries and we didn't know how they would run. We expected our other three runners to do well and they came through. We ran six freshmen today and are looking forward to defending the title next year." QUOTES FROM CENTENARY COACH ROYCE SHAW: "Houston Baptist got its block together and ran as a team and struck together. Houston Baptist ran a smart race, we can do far better. We have alot of young runners and I think the heat during the last mile run hurt us. It was a slow race and our guys tightened up and Houston Baptist ran relaxed. We fell apart the last half mile. Usually we hold our position after the third mile, but today it wasn't our turn."

  REMINDER * .

  November 16 the Gents will play

  an exhibition against the Yugoslavian National team. The Ladies will also be playing an exhibition game against the woman's team from Barksdale. One of the easiest parts of becoming 18 II you're about to turn 18, if s time to register with Selective Service. Registration doesn't mean you're going to be dratted. It doesn't mean you have to give up any j rights to determents. Registration j just gives Selective Service a list I ol names our country can draw j from il there's ever a national emergency. Here's how to register. Within a month ol your 18th birthday, go down to the nearest US. Post Office. I Pick up the simple registration form and fill it out Then hand it to the postal clerk. Thaf s all there is to it It only takes five minutes Its quick. If s easy. And its the law. National Headquarters Selective Service System, Washingtoa D.C. 20435 Wallace Robertson "digs" the ball while TKE teammate Matt Cardillo looks on. f RANKLY SPEAKING phi I frank \TiJUST /MRDfDR MB TZ> (56T /MID A $P0*T WH€E THERE'S ALWAYS AN AmiLhxcB ( Kl \ I \ I MIDI A SfK\ l( I s Ladies in NAIA Nothing but good news flowed from the National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA) District 30 meeting at Bellhaven College in Jackson, Miss., the week of October 11. When the Centenary College women's athletic program joined the NAIA last August, head women's coach Joe St. Andre was worried his Ladies would not be able to play in the NAIA post season women's championship in Kansas March 17-19. That question was answered at the district 30 meeting when the athletic directors voted to allow Centenary to compete in the championship this year. ' This makes it very worthwhile for us," St. Andre said after learning of the news. "If they had not allowed us to compete in the national tournament it would have been very disappointing for the girls otherwise." The AD's divided the district into two divisions ., an east and west division, with Centenary being in the west division along with Dillard University, Louisiana College Southern of Nei Orleans and Xavie University. However, there is i scheduling problem because the schools in the west division have already finalized their schedules and the Ladies only have Louisiana College on their schedule. Therefore, the AD's decided to designate three team already on the Ladies schedule, all three NAIA schools, to count toward the necessary eight games to qualify for the district tournament. That means if the Ladies win theii division and then the district, then they will host the regional tournament in the Gold Dome Complex. Arkansas Tech, Wiley College and William Carey are the games designated to count towards the district crown. The district also announced that the two winners of each divison will play at the site of the team with the best record for the district championship, with tK winner of the district hosting the regional play offs. Shreve CLEANERS 127 E. Kings Highway Shreveport, Louisiana 71 1$ 868-5417 Ce By I Fe; if y about L intern you some overwh comple ever st them. I about i many ] ignore asked 1 these ] "rely" their misinfc Are y< person Cente: Michae DeVri( Directc Career might for yoi have t( PEOPLE WHO CARE WHEN CARE IS NEEDED • Abortion • Unplanned Pregnancy Counseling • Free Pregnancy Testing • Birth Control Information • Speakers Bureau • Member National Abortion Federation 221-5500 Hope Medical, G T>f Women 210 Kings Highway Shreveport. LA. 71104 liege Kavii s is i| oble: ols Hj 1 have; their the have ge on AD's ignate idy on ale, all K)lS, tO the games iistrict if the their en the ey will igional le Gold , Wiley illiam games count Iistrict ict also ;he two divison site of le I district nth the district igional The Conaomerate Vol. 77 No. 11 official publication of ihf oldest college Iff*/ of the Mississippi Thursday, November 11, 1982 Centenary students for Peace and Justice By Bess Robinson Features Editor If you ever think about local, national, or international issues, you probably sometimes feel overwhelmed by their complexities — IF you ever stop to think about them. Rather than learn about major problems, many people choose to ignore them. When asked what they think, these people can only "rely" on hearsay or their own un- or misinformed opinions. Are you this type of person? If so, Centenary student Michael Hayes and Tom DeVries, Associate Director of the Church Careers Program, just might have an answer for you: a group they have tentatively named Centenary Students for Peace and Justice. Hayes and DeVries have come up with'the idea of organizing a sort of clearing-house or forum where those interested can meet and learn about any number of issues, and then take an organized stand on them. The two cite the peace movement as an example. Instead of complaining about the apathy on campus, we could be joining forces to learn and perhaps do something about what has become a world- wide concern. As Hayes points out, peace is not just a Christian concern — it is a very human one as well. DeVries feels that as a a church- related school, Centenary College has certain basic values, and a campus-based peace-seeking should be an active and visible part of the school's image. Both Hayes and DeVries are enthusiastic that their proposed idea will not only make the Centenary community more aware of issues facing Americans today, but will allow participants to find avenues by which they can voice their opinions. The two hope that the organization will become a recognized institution of learning — about such topics as ecology, poverty, nuclear weaponry and war, world peace, hunger, sexism, and racism. They envision debates, rallies, letter- writing campaigns, petitions, and speakers as well as pamphlets and other written materials, as integral parts of the program. As of now, Centenary Students for Peace and Justice is still in the organizational stages. Before it can become recognized as an official campus organization, its two founders--and anyone interested in seeing it become a reality--must go through the proper channels to see that is established. If you are interested in this endeavor, you are invited to contact Michael Hayes (221-
• or Tom DeVries

  (5156) for further information. Literary award winner, Harlan Ellison will visit Centenary College November 18. (Photo by Michael J. Elderman) Brains, Guts, and Style! Rehired is Wayne Amerine's "Cows," which is on display in Meadows Museum through Member 29, as part of the Biennial National Exhibition. By John Whitworth Gayle There are those among us who are highly intelligent. There are those whom we deem courageous. Still others stand on their eloquence. But in the present days of television, junk food, and cheap thrills, we might have some difficulty in finding one person who displays all of these characteristics. Literate bookholders, we are truly blessed, for one week from today there will oe a man in our midst who is a fuming containment of brains, guts, and style. This elusive combination has made our guest a three-time winner of the Writer's Guild of America Award, winner of three Nebula aware s, and a six-time winner of the highly esteemed Hugo award-all of which is unequaled by any other writer. He is his own guinea pig. He has been everything from a bush salesman to a hired gun, and he has done so for one reason. ..the experience. From his experiences he has written some Oi the most explosive and prolific literature of our times. He is hailed by writers throughout the world, praised by politica and social activist* , loved the NOW, a i d scorned by Anita Bryant. He is Harlan E'llison. He is unique, and what is unique is controversial, and what is controversial deserves our attention. So for the love of stimulation, come see brains, guts, and style force Vs way into this placi J microcosm. Come experience the vigor that is Harlan Ellison. Turn to page 3 to see if "you" made The Grapevine! Page 2 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, November 11, 1982

  Speakers Forum Clean up the Caf Recently, several students gathered to discuss a dissatisfaction with recent cafeteria service. We came to the conclusion that immediate action should be taken to satisfy the needs of all cafeteria patrons. The cafeteria is not only a gathering place for students and faculty to partake of a meal, but also a place to relax and socialize. We as students find it difficult to do this when we discover such things as hairs in our potatoes, roaches in our corn and on our do-nuts, worms in our casseroles, and grease in everything from cheesecake to coffee. Periodically, cups, glasses, and utensils and found unclean which is quite unsanitary. Also, students are getting tired of a menu that is so heavy laiden with starches such as rice and mashed potatoes. Several students have complained about the above situations leading those of us who have complied with this letter to speak out. We are not trying to anger anyone or blame anyone for these occurences. All that we want to accomplish is a clean up of the cafeteria so that it may be enjoyed by all who use it once again. Jenny Loep, Larry Morse Tina Hackett Theresa Olah The Centenary CONGLOMERATE Leigh Weeks Bonnie Brown Co- Editors Business Manager Warren Morales News Editor Jackie Pop Features Editor Bess Robinson Sports Editor Kim Staman Layout staff Rachel Fugatt, Mike Fertitt; Treasure Thomas Ad Manager Marcie Bryani Reporters. . . Pierre Bellegarde, Rick Anders Lisa Thorton, Kathy Fraser , Suzanne Landry Cheryl Dring, Janie Flournoy. Bill Roberts, Alyce Boudreaux, Carol Stephens. Diane Fowler Around Campus Jeannie Clampitr Head Photographer Chris Murphy Photographers . Marcie Bryant, Rachel Fugatt, Rick Anders Managing Editor ^{Craig Coleman Artwork Pam Edwards, Bonnie Brown Columnists Alan Irvine Technical Advisor janie Flournoy Printer The Bossier Tribune Publishing Company The Centenary Conglomerate is written and edited bv Students of Centenary College, 2911 Centenary Blvd. Shreveport, LA 71104. me views presented are those of th*» staff and do not necessarily reflect administrative pol icies of the college. The Centenary Conglomerate is published weekly except for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and examination periods .Subscription price is $9 per year. The Centenary Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other contributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence received and reject any xnd all contributions. Contributions become the priority of The Centenary Conglomerate. Letters must be accompanied with name. Deadline for copy is Sunday, 6 p.m. From the Wizard's Kettle By J. Alan Irvine For the past few months the members of the Sociology Department and friends have spent some of their free time helping out with the Adopt-A-School program, as reported here in the CONLOMERATE b And throughout that time still more people have asked, "Just what do you do at Adopt-A- School?" Briefly, here's what I do: 8:45 a.m. Tuesday morning, or thereabouts, I set aside the morning paper and head on out. Since Creswell Elementary stands so close by, and since the morning air smells so fresh, I walk over. I reach Mrs. Davis's second floor classroom right about the time the kids come in from music or PE (I've never figured out which). As they come in they greet me rather enthusiastically with smiles, waves, hugs and gather round to show off some new addition to the room (a couple of weeks ago it was the hamster), something they've been working on, or just to talk. Everyone gets their stuff from their locker, finds their desk (which seem to be rearranged almost every time I come) , and settles down while Mrs. Davis takes care official business like calling the roll. I often exchange furtive whispers with whoever I'm close to as she does. The class is divided into three groups for language arts, spelling, and the like. Mrs. Davis gives some assignments; then, while she goes to work with one group, she has me work with another, after first briefing me on what they're doing. Usually we check homework, often spelling lessons. Or I may help with an assignment. Sometimes we discuss the latest reading assignment. Always something different. I get to circulate throughout the groups a good deal, so I know all the kids pretty well. If we finish our work early, and Mrs. Davis is busy with another group, I have an extra chance to visit. They tell me what's going on at Creswell, show me projects that they're working on, ask me all kinds of questions, or (now that they've discovered my storytelling talents) gather around and demand a story or tow. We hear a lot of talk these days that our educational system destroys creativity. In Mrs. Davis's class at least it just isn't so. Everyone seems to be interested in something; interests Mrs. Davis cultivates and encourages as much as possible. Several of the kids are rather accomplished artists. A lot are interested in music, many of them play the recorder. The entire class is excited about their upcoming play for the PTA, giving me a special, command performance since I can't make the real one. We're currently working on a creative writing (in fact, I presented a talk and some exercises on the subject a couple of weeks ago), trying to work it in where ever possible. Reading ranks high on everyone's list of things to do. 11a.m. rolls around all too soon. I've discharged my official "duty" and am free to leave. But I always stay late, involved in whatever's going on, enjoying myself too much to hurry back to studying, chores, and hassles. Without a doubt, Tuesday mornings are one of the highlights of my week. Letter to the Editor Dear Editor, It is my great pleasure to announce that Centenary College now has a chapter of one of America's most respected dinner clubs: The Atlantic City Supper Club. This club, based in New Jersey, has been exclusively East Coast (including Florida) and Great Lakes, but due to a typographical error on the part of their computer, Centenary College, through a most fortunate and surprised student, now has the K Chapter of this great supper club. Certain select students will be informed in matters of membership, the cost of which is $35 a month, and given the monthly newsletter (which more resembles a nautical magazine) and flown each month East to Atlantic City for the yacht races. This month Jacqueline Bisset will read Yeats on the Farnsworth Pier on Club property post race, and drinks will be served following hors d'oeuvres. The movie on the plane will be ''Captain Blood," starring Errol Flynn. The Atlantic City Supper club was founded in 1897 by Theodore Roosevelt, when he bought a yacht from the Nathanael Herreshoff plant. Backed by Cornelius Vanderbilt, he bought 640 acres of prime New Jersey waterfront, and built the gaunt, three- story clubhouse which stands there to this day. The club owns the only remaining lifeboat of the Titanic, the last four The Conglomerate welcomes aw m encourages letters from students faculty and staff. Letters must bi received before noon Monday. phi I frank FRANKLY SPEAKING bottles of Lafitte- Rothschilde wine, and a 1914 Stutz Bearcat. Members may race their own boats, yet rules and regulations for Twelve-meter yachts must bemet Last year the America's cup went to a rival club, and he who can recapture it for us shall receive 'The Gold Sextant." Let us make of this Club opportunity all that it is worth, for never has there been anything in our area — indeed, our whole state — like it. And Centenary shall be raised to the height of the easterr schools, and shall have a very definite advantage over other southern schools in recruiting. "Oceanus Atlanticus et totus mundus" M.R. 117 8/82 HAWT YOU HEAR?? THE OS tt>e>N'TP6Hr fliev feu agi hapi in al k RO0C i GOUJR (MA1IVI MEDIA SfRVK tS liox S4SS Herkelfv C A 44 70S Editors Letter Centenary should no longer be called a college. It should be called Centenary Nursery School. No — Centenary Junior High is more appropriate (nursery school students are more civilized than junior high students). It appears that a lot of students have adopted a few childish mannerisms. Case one: The video games and pinball machines were removed from the SUB. Why? Because they were being misused and vandalized by people from this 4 'institute of higher learning." Evidently the vandals couldn't comprehend the warning signs that threatened to take the toys away. Maybe I'm jumping to conclusions. It could have been an accident that one of the pinball machines lost its glass, pinballs, and money. Case two: Students seem to love to mal other people's busine their own. A lot people seem to td great pride in messii up their peers' li v< Remember those da in junior high when all had our cliq} e These cliques wot sometimes turn on ea other. If any membtf Clique A hurt a metf b of Clique B, the mefl b of A would then exalted by his cM Pretty soon, we w° l have a compel within Clique A to how many people 111 could be ruined soci* 1 There are more th^ couple of these typ^ competitions goint here. Grow up, k% Harmless fun ^{hurt, but the mentioned previ' do hurt, embarrassing to a} that we go to colleg^ place where P l machines and r are damaged f° r apparent reason. 0* ... Thursday, November 11, 1982 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 The Grapevine | The wait is over! \bu can thrill again to the happiest sound in all the world. I WJOCKRs.- HAMMER*TEIN> G The Conglomerate is experi: ^{nting with a new coh<£. n called "The Grapev%e". Last Monday % night, I collected $\ssified ads from people in the library between 8:00 and 11:00, and I was overwhelmed by the response. This week the ads were free, next week there will be small fee, 25 cents a line for each ad. Further details will be posted in the caf sometime this week. Mickey Zemann IN THE SUB FRIDAY 9:00 J.B. Don't forget that there's always room for twc.N.S. P.H. Thank your for being a friend. .Things can only get better, but as we all say, FT if they can't take a joke! ! H.C. He who talks about the snake shall be struck by the sword! R.G.T.: Have you looked up any dirty words recently?? D.M. — gotten any suicide calls lately? CONGRAOULATIONS Soccer team!! you had a wonderful season!! Love ya, D.P. GOOD LUCK SEXTON VOLLEYBALL!!!! LIAR: the door or the box? Does L.W. have her own box or does she have to sharee??? Condolences go out to all of "sugar's men", she's hard to catch. Monkey — who knows what lurks in the dark depths of the cave. M.M. What III' sis needs money more than she needs socializing?? Z.Z. J.O.M. Do you have a cyst or what?? F.A. Het H.C. — you're not (hiccup) drunk (hiccup) are you?? P.H. The same date for two weends in a row?? Maybe the snake is shedding his skin!! P.H. Spotted any good plants lately?? L.E.S., R.A.F., and K.K.S. - Ya'll lare great friends!! What would I do with out you?? B.T. — Wait a minute, WHO had yourl.D.??? To the daughter of ex-Kappa Sig pres: Thanks for this weekend. It was fun!! M.E.: Does anybody tell the truth?? M.S.: Long live WAM! ! We will prevail! 10% club is great!! H.C. L.S. Welcome home — Hope you scored low, in golf that is! N.S.}
• T. & J. P. Thou shall not play "go-carts" in the library!! M.Z. Good Luck Raiders Volleyball!!! Moonface: Chante-tu comme I'oiseau bleu?? R.S. D.B.S Thanks again for Mafia!! D.L.: Candy? Must be love! L.T. Shut your big fat mouth or you will drown on air! ! G.Q.
• H. Were your famous words "I am never coming back to Centenary"?? J.M. Alcoholics deny that they are alcoholics — Are you an alcoholic?? F.O. S.B. — Cold hands? Warm heart. J.K. We'll see who gets the WHO with the pie! L.w. (Conglo co ed) Blue lines? What blue lines?? I don't see any blue lines? Z.Z. Hey J.K. — I wanna parly with you!! P.H. Bobby — have you found your Visine yet?? Good luck D&L on 2 on 2 b ball. D.A.B. JR.: What's your other name? — a fellow yankee doodle. S.DP. Peace manMJ.L.
• C. Congrats on being elected new Chi-0 sec! V.L.S. B.T. How is that glass finger?? L.G. Did you forget your room number, pumpkin?? Monkey — what time did you get home after pre-party— or did you?? T.G. Did anybody follow your arrow and take it?? P.G. When are we gonna have our talk? Watch out for flying glass.. M.M.R. Thanks for th« flowers.— Guess how Good luck Magnate & Frankenfurter.. — D.P. B.B. What's pink and green and has a weak stomach — GAG — your date!! S.T. P.D. Where's the bathroom? F.A. OK B.B. — We want the real "untold story" of how you got off that bridge!! P.H. Hey K.W. (Olga) For ALL you do, this one's for you! P.H. B.B. When are you taking me out to lunch!? L.P. Shut your big fat mouth or you will drowp on air! G.Q. M.M. Good Luck with GREEK BEAT!
• O'B. History starts at 9:20, Kiddo, not 9:45! V.K. Where does a Peking Mulehunter go to the bathroom? Anywhere he wants !zz B.T. & J. P. Anyone for ice cream and omlettes?? J.P. Where's Diana???? D.M. Where's Joe???? K.M. Is it true that the hair falling off your head Is taking root on your back? Hello J.V.C. How are you doing? YBS J.B. Are you trying to break the "Happy Hour" record — or what?? P.H. Dinana: Pass Stewart a towel, PLEASE!
• with an "H" Cool it with the napkins — don't you think you're a bit old for those childish games? W.A. Can you part your hair below your ear?? j.h. & T.J. Who's gonna cat who dru ik??? P.H. L.B. When are w« golrg out in the blue B.M.W.?? 3.L Three cheers for Chi O's old and new officers! R.G.T.ILIT2UITS! M.Z. Question: What's bigger than T.L.'s ego? Answer NOTHING! Animal: If who's in right does that mean I get to hurt you? Squeeky Hello Darlin' Guess we keep missing each other. M G. Have you interrupted 96 times today? J.S. How's your frog?? Mel - It's 7:30 AM, do you know where your mother is?? Zsa-Zsa — You can show me yours, but I'm still not showing you mine! — P.H. CM. Wouldn't you almost rather have a Don Quixote than a Don Juan??-C.P. M.J.E. Will it be a bou or a gMW P.H. I had a great time Sat. nite. But I'm not sure about Fri. How's the brush??— J.L. C.A. (ex Chi-0 "GM"): Thanks for everything!! Love, your pledge class. M.G. Has "HE" asked you out again? — an envious friend D.L. Hat the motion gone out of your ocean?? J.H. — Can I still go out with you?? Please!! I love you J.S.P. — D.P.L. Who will receive the "Golden Hose"??? Hey D.L. — I'm gonna read to you, okay?? M.C. Be read to show your spirit for ChiO! -Y.B.S. CP. & A.F. - CONGRADULATIONS W.B. — How 'bout them Hogs!!
• F.A. G.L. Since you don't remember last weekend, I'll tell you that you did have a gool time! ! — N.P. PH. Love - Six. Was that the score of your last match or the number of your boyfriends??- N.P. OH MICKEY you're so fine ...I bet you're ready to SMASH 'hat record.. P.H. B.B. Russian Romance??? Betty Bouffant: Does the wind whistle as it blows thru your curls??-cHOR Good luck L.E.S. & D.N. -D.P. Hello 5.G. Take care of yourself! Love Y.B.S. To the Human Keg: Reported any fires lately?? P.H. Hope you did better on this BIO test than the last one!! J.P. How did you rip your pants???? Was Mafia Party a good time or what?? S.A. just how did that flask get into your car? Were you drunk, or what? — H.C. Bear — thanks for the great time at Mafia!! Love Monkey. Peppermint — how many times have y ou blown cookies this semester?? Nov. 18th is the day we're asking every smoker to quit tor 24 hours. And we'll help. Just ask your American Cancer Society for a Larry Flagman Special Slop Smokin' Wrist Snappin' Red Rubber Band. Sot smoking just might habit- forming!' The Great < American 1 Smokeout American Cancer Society * . A Of htbe P wil A math club meeting will be held on Sunday,; Nov. 14 at 7:30 p.m jMickle Hall, Room 110 Miles Hitchcock will speaking and answerin questions about career; ;in mathematics. Al students and interest' persons are invited t< attend. ex to ma) busine i lot to i messi •s' H vl ose when cliqu e s n none lembtf imem b jme^ then is cW xe mpet» A to ! ople ' j socia' re tm> etyp going kid* e ad 3 revic to olleg e d f 1 for on. if* The savings are yours. Hand us your student I.D., and well hand you $5 in Depot dollars, hands down You can use your Depot dollars on purchases of any price. How lucky when the Depot has such a collec- tion of irresistibles. (Only one offer per student.) Mall St. Vincent Page 4— THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, November 11, 1982 Movie Review "The Secret of N.I.M.H." By J. Alan Irvine Do not let yourself be put off by this movie's "G" rating. It is not your typical cute, "Disneyish" cartoon feature for the kids. Imagine instead a film combining elements of Watership Downs, Empire Strikes Back, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings (the book), Wind in the Willows, Chronicles of Prydain, Stuart Little and many more. The Secret of N.I.M.H. , a fantasy bordering on the realms of epic, centers on Mrs. Brisbane, a recently widowed field mouse. Mrs. Brisbane finds herself with a son who cannot be moved from hi$ bed due to pneumonia. However, spring has come early and the farmer is about to begin plowing the field in which the family lives. They must move at once or be killed. Mrs. Brisbane seeks out the terrifying Great Owl for advice. He directs her to seek the aid of the rats who live on the farm. These rats form a secret, mysterious society held in awe by the other animals, evoking the distrustful suspicions of the humans. When*. finally admitted to the spectacular fortress she finds not only unguessed marvels, but dark forces ready to use her for their own ends... The characters are lively and real, animals in form only, and as in Watership Down we quickly cease to notice the animalness of them, they become people to us. Mrs. Brisbane, Justin, Jenna and others, though at first glance lifted straight from the pages of innumerable stories come alive, each with his or her own quirks and mannerisms. How many "cartoon" characters actually curse when disaster strikes like Justin does? Mrs. Brisbane runs the gambit from pure courage, loving tenderness, utter exasperation, to paralyzing terror better than many "human" actresses do. Dom Deluiseas, Jeremy, the poor, lovelorn crow without a mate; is at his absolute funniest. Shakespearean actor Dereck Jacobi brings to Nicodemus the aura of power and majesty that should surround a sorceror, but all too often doesn't. Hardly a character here does not develop into a real, living individual. The artists who produced N.I.M.H. formerly worked for the Disney corporation, but all left in disgust at what they felt was the bastardization of the original artistry of Disney, at trading in creativity and its inherent risk for the safety of the old and tried successes, even shortcutting these methods in a sacrifice to economization. N.I.M.H. is their attempt to restore the beauty and magic to animation. They have, without doubt, succeeded. Beauty fills every picture, every frame of Pari Time Jobs Available MAJOR DEPT. STORE in Mall needs part-time salesmen. Beginning now thru holidays. Minimum Wage Nearby fast foods needs counterhelp. 11 a.m. til 2 p.m. Minimum Wage Wholesale Grocer needs Part-time sales person. Commission sales. Small Trucking Company needs a general office person. 24-28 hours per week. 1 p.m. til 5 p.m. Salary $3.50 to $3.75. Remember to come by Room 127-Hamilton Hall for help in obtaining a part-time job. the movie. Colors dazzle the eye in stunning effects — from the shimmering gold ancT, ruby amulet and the hazing light of the mystic tone in the first scenes, to the flustered Jeremy entangled in bright colored yarn, to the fiery spectacular climax. Darker shades and images fill the story too — the ancient, spectral Great Owl; the sorcerous Nicodemus in his dark, wizard's chamber; Jenna, the arch villian, dressed, as true villians should be, in dark robes and a flowing, jet-black cloak. Small touches of reality so often omitted in animation, abound. Mrs. Brisbane glances up as she backs through a door. Clothing grows darker when wet. Shadows follow a hand across the page of a book. Exquisite love and care has been lavished on every scene. Now on its second run, The Secret of N.I.M.H. may not be around long, so see it as soon as possible. Definitely not a children's movie, it's rather a fairy tale of the old kind, before fairy tales became the bland, watered down, washed out things of today; a fairy tale full of power, of evil, of black deeds, of shades of deep darkness, of rich textures, and most importantly — full of beauty. Don't miss it. Thursday WHATS COOK1W Week of November 11-17 ninnor Simnpr uiiuiei ouppci Duke of rib sandwich Spaghetti w/meatballs Tater tots Fried steak fingers Beef chow mein over chow Mashed potatoes w/gravy mein noodles Friday Cheeseburgers French fries l una noouie riomanoii Chicken Renaissance w/ cream gravy Saturday Fried fish burgers Chips Ravioli Glazed ham Yam patties Sunday Roast beef Mashed potatoes w/gravy Monday Corndogs Chips Beefy vegetables over rice Grilled pork chops Rice/gravy Turkey Devan Tuesday BBQ beef sandwich Chicken and spaghetti Marinated beef shish-kabobs Wednesday Sweet and sour pork over rice Meatloaf/Creole gravy Fried chicken breast fillets Mashed potatoes Starving Student By Cheryl Dring Have you ever been to Leon's? Oh, you don't know what you're missing. When you're tired of junk food and caf food, this is the place to go. Leon's is famous for smoked turkey, and with good reason, but their other food is delicious as well. Prices are not particularly low, but remember — you're getting food, not filler. Leon's offers wonderful sandwiches and po- boys, ranging in price from $2.50 to $3.05. They also offer hamburgers and barbeque on a bun ranging from $1.50 to $2.50. If you're more in the mood for sampling, try Leon's plate ($4.50) which includes your choice of two meats- beef, ham, turkey, hot links, pork, or ribs and two side orders — beans, potato salad, fries, or cole slaw. On my last visit I selected the turkey and hot links with barbeque sauce. The hot sausage and the hot sauce were just too hot for me, but my Texas friends loved it. The turkey was delicious, as always. Atmosphere is obviously not Leon's ar. main attraction. ' interior is small somewhat stark, there's always newspaper lying arouu and people can be see munching happily sandwich while readin the daily news. Leon'si open Monday throug Saturday at 303 Ear Kings Highway, next I Southern Ma Doughnuts. This is fl the place to spend romantic evening, h for good, filling food-ai lots of it — leon's can be beat. Hurley School of Music November Calendar of Events Monday, Nov. 15 Centenary Stage Band Concert Hurley Recital Hall 8p.m Thursday, Nov. 18 Centenary Wind Ensemble Concert Hurley Recital Hall 8:00 Royale Reds —Wants You— Mon.-Wed. 25$ Reeb 3044 Youree 868-3249 —CALL FOR DIRECTIONS— BECOME AN EXECUTIVE IN 21 WEEKS. An an Army officer, you'll have many responsibilities. And some special privileges. That's in addition to Army benefits such as health care and up to 30 days earned vacation a year. And there may even be a chance to travel or live abroad. If you're a college senior, you can apply early and get our exams out of the way. If you pass the exams, we'll guarantee your Officer Candidate School (OSC) in writing. Take your first step toward becoming an Army officer today by calling: SGT. 1ST CLASS PMIL BUCHANAN ARMY U.S. ARMY RECRUITING STATION MKIHl. 9036 MANSFIELD RD. SHREVEPORT, LA. DC All YAU f AM RE PHONE: 226-5323 »**Wfc IVW V,Mn So says the VA. . . KERRY DRAKE By Alfred Andriola Contact nearest VA office (check your phone book) or a local veterans group. Thursday, November 11, 1982— THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Page 5 Hal and Mickey A winning combination! lis gravy *nce avy
• Hi all an rk, h iys I arouD be see ily on readin :,eon's throug 03 Ea< , next i Ma: s is fl spend ing, h food-at n's can Centenary graduate Hal Sutton, shows off the trophy, representing his win at the Walt Disney Classic held in Orlando, Florida. Centenary students, along with other well-wishes welcome Hal back to Shreveport TO A Bob Griffin, from KSLA sports, talks with Hal about his first tournament win which earned him $72,000. Centenary President Dr. Donald Webb presents Hal with a plaque recognizing his accomplishments. Page 6 THE CENTENARY CONGLOEMERATE — Thursday, November 11, 198 2 Greek Beat Chi Omega The Iota Gamma chapter of the Chi Omega „ proudly announces its 1983 officers: President - Karen Klusendorf , Vice President - Jenifer Cook, Secretary - Crissy Clarke, Treasurer - Polly Greve, Pledge Trainer - Lisa Parker, Personnel - Lisa Chaisson, and Rush Chairmen - Sue Haynie and Jennifer Blakeman. Congratulations to the new officers and also to the new chairmen. A BIG thank you to Kappa Sigma and Theta Chi for the excellent Pajama and Mafia parties. Congrats also to Lisa Parker for being chosen P.J. Girl '82. Parent- Daughter Banquet was Saturday, and it was great to see all the parents. The slides will get to you every time. We are proud of Jennifer Blakeman who was selected as U.S. Dream Girl (whatever that is!). Everyone needs to support the winning Chi Omega volleyball teams. Happy Birthday to Ann Beaty, Bev Burton, Shawna Stotts, and Sally Whalen. Of course, everyone is anxiously awaiting the onslaught of the Barnyard festivities this weekend. Official activities begin tonight with the Pre-pre-party, hayride tomorrow night, and Barnyard Saturday night. The active chapter would like to thank the old officers for their somewhat different, if not completely entertaining, approach to meeting of last Sunday night. Amsler, where did you learn how to dance like that? Zeta Tau Alpha Happy Birthday to our big bro Dpvid Lawrence. Happy birthday also to Susan Keller- 11-9, Nobia Fox- 11/16, and Nancy Fox- H-9. We would like to thank coach Donald Barnes for a terrific football season. We hope Richard Wallace will prove to be such a fine volleyball coach. K.A. swap, Mafia party, and Pajama Party were a lot of fun. Right Tony Leo ? Congratulations are in order to Nobia Fox and Jim Grey who were chosen to model in a Holiday Fashion Show. Zeta pledge of the week is Patsy Fraser and Zeta Lady of the week is Donna Richardson. Congratulations to new Chi-'} officers and good luck in your new positions. Kappa Alpha The K.A.s would like to thank the Z.T.A.s for a wild swap. And Cindy said she didn't know there was one. Tony, Jimmy, and Nick had another Brotherhood Building session this weekend in Jimmy's room! Our alumni are keeping the fine tradition in getting kicked out of bars. Right James? Animal please call home if you're reading this, 865-
• Hodges if your're reading this, stop by home 106 Washington. Yokem if you see this check with daddy first to see which one of these you can do. This week was back to our old self with 25 cent Colorado Spring water. The K.A. volleyball team promises to get ripped that Thursday night, win, loose or draw. Why not come and join 25 cent reeb. Hiya, Buger Hair. Hey Liz I want my towel back. Theta Chi Was Mafia Party and assorted pre-parties a kick or what? All the party Garanimals were in rare form for the pre- party with Gov. Treen last Friday night. We would like to apologize to the Chi-O's for getting you so polluted just mere hours before your banquet. The dinner at Mama Mia's on Saturday night was really swell too. Volare. Some good spaghetti was eaten by all. The party itself on Saturday was — do I dare say — TRULY AWESOME. The Brothers and pledges of Theta Chi are proud to announce our latest pledge. He is Mr. Brad Davis who hails from Richardson, Texas (That's right outside of Texas' second city, Dallas). We would also like to announce that Carole 1 'Sweetheart" Powell and Andy "Who?" Freeman have decided to make things legal. A date hasn't been set. We are eagerly looking forward to Barnyard this weekend. And finally, no, the cat is not dead — yet. Kappa Sigma P.J. party week was great. The hunt for the Peking Mule was successfully completed with the capture of several mules. Leader of the hunt, Joey Kent (aka Marlin Perkins) felt the effects of the hunt in such a way that he is considering becoming a clinical refrigerator psychologist. This after his total destruction of the Hotel Livesay. The hayride and bonfire turned out to be just a bonfire. Despite all this a good time was had by most with the exception of a sick person who indeed proved he was not very breit (sic.) P.J. party capped all of this off with high spirts and loud music. Lisa Parker is P.J Girl, John 0. and Elmo came in matching p.j.'s and with matching dates. A great time was had by all who attended. ASHLEY'S AMOCO SERVICE PHONC 222 6005 3940 CMtMUfj BM. at Kinp Hprj SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA 71104 § a Sandwich Shoppe Sandwiches, Salads, Ice Cream 2 Domestic & Imported Reeb i 637 E. KINGS HWY. SHREVEPORT, LA. 71105 PH. 869-2379

  CD c a O Members of Theta Chi pose in their "truly awesome" clothes that they sported for their annual Mafia Party held last weekend. 1 One of the easiest parts of becoming 18. If you're about to turn 18, ifs time to register with Selective Service. Registration doesn't mean you're going to be dratted It doesn't mean you have to give up any rights to determents Registration I just gives Selective Service a list ot names our country can draw from it there's ever a national emergency. Here's how to register. Within a month ot your 18th birthday, go down to the nearest U.S. Post Office. Pick up the simple registration form and rill it out. Then hand it to the postal clerk. That s all there is to it. It only takes rive minutes. Its quick. Ifs easy. And ifs the law. ] Tr fash will Sato cent Mai conj Dep is sho Rho Fo> Tra Bla Sar Trc Zet (Br National Headquarters Selective Service System. Washingtoa D C. 20435 tuxedo suit by Liz Claiborne, satin collar jacket (150.00), slacks w/satin stripe down leg (70.00), blouse w/bow tie (55.00); tuxedo dress by Shangra-la, tafetta stripe w/solid blouse w/bow tie (90.00); Brothers' suit (79.00), white shirt (18.00-24.00) Hot looks for winter! The hottest new fashion looks for winter will be on display Saturday, November 14, center court, St. Vincent Mall! The Add Staff in conjunction with The Depot and Palais Royal is having a fashion show! Models are Rhonda Cobb, Janette Fox, Tania Garcia, Tracy Murrell, Jennifer Blakeman, Nobia Fox, Sandy MacMillan, Treasure Thomas, Zebber Satcher, James (Brother) Gray, Pierre Bellegarde, and Walter Klocko. Pictured are three of the featured looks modeled by Brother, Treasure, and Amy Slaton. Big for formal wear this year is the Tuxedo look! Treasure wears a Liz Claiborne tux which features a satin stripe down the pant leg and a cute bow tie; Amy models the tuxedo dress, by Shangri-la, a tafetta black stripe with a snappy bow tie, and Brother sports a black suit, dressed up with a black derby. Smart, classical looks will be also be featured. Shown is the basic suit worn three different ways. Dress up with a woolen, velvet, or corderoy blazer, and hat. Or dress down with a sweater and /or oxford blouse. Brother also shows off classic good looks with a casual jacket cotton shirt, knit tie, and knit slacks. For casual wear, The Depot steps in with bright mix and match corderoy slacks and sweaters. Saturday will feature formal wear, casual wear, contemporary and even a little leisure wear, and more, more, more! PLEASE, COME JOIN THE FUN AND WATCH CENTENARY SHINE! '.'.CENTER COURT, ST. VINCENT MALL, THIS SATURDAY AT 2 p.m.!! mix and match junior separates, skirt (13.99-19.99), sweaters (13.99-24.99), oxford blouses (18.99-26.99), corduroy blazer (24.99). Brothers jacket (49.99-69.99), shirt (18.00-24.00), slacks (14.99-32.00), sweater (14.99- 26.99) Liz Claiborne corduroy pants (50.00), sweater (46.00); Brothers corduroy slacks (15.00 29.99), cotton shirt (18.00-24.00) Page 8— THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, November 11, 1982 Gents close season The Gent kickers traveled last weekend to Abilene, Texas, to compete in the West Division Playoffs of the T.A.A.C. Thte Gents opened up against 10th ranked Hardin-Simmons in the 11a.m. game. Hardin- Simmons emerged the winner 3-0. H.S. scored quickly after 1:56 had been played in the first half. However goalie Bo Mangum's save of Peter Walker's penalty kick gave the Gents back some momentum. The Gents trailed at the half 1-0. In the second half the H.S. Cowboys wore the Gents down. Tim O'Leary scored the second goal for H.S. on a penalty kick, and then again scored with 8 minutes left in the game as he out-distanced Scott Davidson and kicked the ball past the outstretched arms of goalie Mangum. In the second game Centenary battled Nichols State to a 2-2 standoff for third place in the Western Division. Nichols State scored first 8:56 into the first half. Centenary came back 15:21 into the half to tie the score 1-1 on a goal by Jay Poss. Nichols went ahead 2-1 at 21:19 into the half to give them the lead at half time. Centenary came back once again to tie the game at 2-2 on a score by Scott Davidson, with an assist going to Amaar Anbouba. The Gents ended their season with at 11-3-1 record. Of the team coach Enos Russell said, "I thought our guys played extremely hard and had nothing to be ashamed of, however, we're only a couple of players away of competing for the T.A.A.C. championships. Next; year we will be top." Save a Life Today! Blood Plasma Needed Cash Paid Appointment Made. Donate twice a week. Earn up to $64 per month. Bring this ad your first donation and Get $1 Bonus. BIO BLOOD COMPONENTS 802 Travis 222-3108 New Hours to Fit Your Schedule Effective Oct. 4, 1982 7:30-5:30 Closed Wed. PEOPLE WHO CARE WHEN CARE IS NEEDED • Abortion • Unplanned Pregnancy Counseling • Free Pregnancy Testing • Birth Control Information • Speakers Bureau • Member National Abortion Federation 221-5500 Hope Medical', Group, Women 210 Kings Highway Shreveport. LA. 71104 LSU's and Cent enary's basketball teams put on a fine exhibition scrimmages held in the Gold Dome. Is there life after baseball- Find out next week. THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH AT CENTENARY COLLEGE The Herndon Canterbury House Woodlawn /\ venue at Wilkinson Street (Behind KA House and Across from Playhouse) WEDNESDAYS 5PM-Holy Communion 5:30 PM— Free Supper Dan Mann, Resident Father Paul, Chaplain 865-0466 ALL ARE W ELCOME! November 3 in intrasquad DON'T FORGET! f 'The Gents basketball A.F.B. The event isj team will play an sponsored by the ' exhibition game against Shreveport area Rotary one of Yugoslavia's Clubs. Student tickets national teams can be picked up at theV November 16. The game will be played after an lower level north gate exhibition game after 5:00 the day of the between the Lady game. The game will fee round-ballers and a broadcast on K.R.M.D team from Barksdale radio 1340 AM. RANKLY SPEAKING phil frank TM)E < WE ARE RRST fN "H4E LEAGUE ScMOCAS ARE F/EiLPlrt6 goat throwing ^aa*

  then The Vol. 77 No. 12 Conglomerate Thursday, November 18, 1982 official publication of the oldest college W est of t^e Mississippi A Reactionist's Feast Immutability. Is it a beast of our environment that slowly deadens our minds, or is it a matter of inheritance? Do we learn to suck it in with the smog, gasping quietly to ourselves, forgetting about in the onslaught of our daily pursuits, or is it innate? Sometimes I wonder if our country has adopted the attitude that it is better to be a pig satisfied than a Socrates dissatisfied. Many of us do attempt to remove the shackles from our minds, but few of us devote our entire lives and all of our energy toward that goal. Harlan Ellison is one of the few. He was born in Ohio in 1934 and began submitting essays and stories to his hometown newspaper when he was

  ^{years old. While yet a teenager, he ran away from home, joined a circus, worked his way fround the country, and ttan returned to study Ohio State University. Eighteen m °nths later, he was ^ked to leave for being to a short-sighted writing professor who told Harlan that he had no talent. (An excellent example of immutability) . He was in New York by 1955, writing feverishly, but selling little to nothing. During this time, he assumed a false identity and joined a gang in Brooklyn called the Barons. From his experiences he gleaned some important material for use in later stories depicting urban violence. A break came for Harlan in 1956 with the publication of his story "Glowworm." The event tore open the shutters of his career and by the end of 1958, he had published over 150 stories. Even more remarkable is the fact that he had been drafted in to the army in 1957. After his discharge in 1959, he moved to Chicago as editor of Rogue Magazine. Then in 1962, he moved west to Los Angeles where he has since remained. Harland Ellison has accumulated seven and half Hugo awards, three Writers Guild of America awards, three Nebula awards, and more. His vast repertoire of stories include "A Boy and His Dog," "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream," "Gentleman Junkie," "Repent Harlequin," "Said the Ticktockman," "Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes," and the list goes on. He has written a considerable amount of material for television including scripts for The Alfred Hitchcok Hour (1963), The Outer Limits (1964), The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (1966 and '67), and the Star Trek episode "The City on the Edge of Forever" (1967). But Harlan ceased writing for television eleven years ago because he didn't like what it was doing to this country and he longer wanted to be a part of it. He has stood firmly behind this conviction. In 1973, he walked away from $93,000 because a network butchered his original concept to the point that he disowned it. He turned down $285,000 when another network asked him to do mini-series with the stipulation that he include in his script the "state of the art equipment," (meaning flashly lights and explosions in space). Turning down that much money sounds incredible to students trying to scrape together two grand to pay off their college bills. But Harlan feels that his writing is the only thing in his life that has profound meaning and he won't sell out for any amount of money. When Harlan isn't writing (which, as you might expect, is a rare occasion), he his making public appearances. This serves two purposes: to help spread his ideas, and to pay his bills. Over the years, he has been in constant verbal warfare against every kind of political and social injustice. He has marched in civil rights demonstrations, joined with striking farmers in their picket lines, fought over ecological issues with condominium developers, and advocated gun control, prison reform, and the ERA. He absolutely ( Photo by Richard Todd ) cannot tolerate anyone who makes a profit off of someone else's misery. There is something in this man that each one of us can benefit from, something that is almost intangible, but powerful; something indescribable but moving. It is a force that compels a person to write 900 stories and hundreds of scripts. It is a root of motivation that makes a person focus all of his energy and ability to fight for what he believes. It is, as Dylan Thomas wrote, "The Force That Through the Green Fuse Drives the Flower." The SGA Forum has brought Harlan Ellison within reach of our privileged minds. He Nineteen students selected for Who's Who will speak to Dave Throgmor ton's sociology class at 12:35 p.m., talk in the SUB from 4 p.m. until 5:30 p.m., then speak once more in Kilpatrick Auditorium at 7:30 p.m. Come see Harlan Ellison today. Come experience the force of a truly motivated and decent human being. By John Gayje Who's Who Among , U( fents in American ^versities and j*ges, established in l ' is an annual °rs program goring our nation's con ho s Who sends the lle ge a quota of how a an V students can be ^Pted. The college sh?D Sends f orms to the ^nations. To be nsi <ered, a student must be a junior or a senior with at least a 2.5 grade point average. Seniors get priority over juniors. The committee looks for students with above average grades and have contributed to the college and community in leadership and service. The Student Life Commitee spends a lot of time and thought while reviewing the nominations, and the faculty members make the final decision after receiving feedback from the student members. The following Centenary students have been selected for Who's Who 1982-83: Greg Blackman, Bonnie Jean Brown, John Anderson Freeman, Donna K. Fraser, Lorin}

• George, Margaret M. Germann, Cynthia J. Hawkins, Jeffrey Alan Irvine, Earle Kyle Labor, Elizabeth R. Martinusen, John O. Moore, David D. Otto, Carol Poole, Margaret
• Robinson, K. Elizabeth Taylor Charles F. Williams, Barbara C. Amsler, Christopher D. Murphy, and (Carlos Munoz. Certificates of membership will be presented to the nominees at Honors Convocation on May 5,
• GTSF Phone-a-thon underway Twice a year Centenary conducts a phone-a-thon in connection with the Great Teachers Scholars' Fund to raise money for the college. The gifts received are unrestricted and are used for such things as salaries, scholarships, bills, etc. Students participating in the fall lphone-a-thon will be calling all alumni outside the state of Louisiana to ask for donations. In the spring they will call alumni residing in our state. This year the phone-a- thon has been set up and run by student chairman Richard Laing. He enlisted approximately 100 students to do the calling. Each night the students will compete by calling the alumni. Prizes will be given to the students who solicit the most funds for the college. The phone-a-thon will be held Monday through Thursday this week and Monday of next week from 6 to 9 each night. The phone booth stuffing contest held last week was in connection with this event. — I Page 2 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, November 18, 1982 Letter to the Editor ir Speakers Forum Students, clean up vour act Last year, Zebber Satcher, Ladies basketball center, was one of many students asked to write thank- you notes to her scholarship donor. This is something our scholarship recipients are asked to do each year both as a courtesy and as a commitment to donors and scholars in the future. Zeb didn't take the responsibility lightly and wrote such a warm and thoughtful letter that two things happened. The donor wanted to meet her on campus, and, as a result, the scholarship amount was substantially increased. While the result of this particular letter was noteworthy, our thank-you notes are sent only as an expression of gratitude. A letter from the student receiving aid is often more meaningful to the donor than the Administration's acknowledgment. With about 60 percent of students on some form of financial aid, our enrollment would not be what it is without this help. This brings us to the so-called "bottom line." Students on scholarship will soon receive a letter listing the names and addresses of their scholarship donors. Please take the time to send them a short note. It's a responsibility that is easily satisfied and will help you, other students, and Centenary College. Sincerely, Bob Brown Director of Scholarship Development Kay Madden Director of Church Relations The Centenary CONGLOMERATE Leigh Weeks Bonnie Brown Co- Editors Business Manager Warren Morales News Editor Jackie Pop Features Editor Bess Robinson Sports Editor Kim Stainan i Layout staff Rachel Fugatt, Mike Fertitt . Treasure Thomas Ad Manager Marcie Bryant Reporters. . . Pierre Bellegardo, Rick Anders, Lisa Thorton, Kathy Eraser. , Suzanne Landry. Cheryl Dring, Janie Flournoy. Bill Roberts, Alyce Boudreaux. Carol Stephens. Diane Fowler Around C ampus Jeannie Clampiti Head Photographer Chris Murphy Photographers Marcie Bryant. Rachel Fugatt, Rick Anders Managing Editor _ C raig C oleman Artwork Pam Edwards, Bonnie Brown Columnists Alan Irvine Technical Advisor Janie Flournoy Printer The Bossier Tribune Publishing Compan\ The Centenary Conglomerate is written and edited bv Students of Centenary College. 2911 Centenary Brvd. Shreveport, LA 71104. rne views presented are those of Up staff and do not necessarily reflect administrative policies of the college. The Centenary Conglomerate is published weekly except for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and examination periods. Subscription price is $9 per year. The Centenary Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other contributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence received and reject any xnd all contributions Contributions become the priority of The Centenary Conglomerate. Letters must be accompanied with name. Deadline for copy is Sunday. 6 p.m. Recently a few of us gathered to discuss the distasteful article about CAF conditions. We came to the conclusion that the article was written in poor taste and was exaggerated. It read as though it was written by students who had absolutely nothing else left to complain about. The article made it sound as though one could find a hair or roach in his food all the time. Granted, a hair is found now and then and is not very appetizing, but it is certainly not anything to collapse about. One may find a hair in his food at the most expensive restaurant in Shreveport. Maybe if students would not brush their hair at the table or in line, they would not find hair in their food. All you have to do is return the dish and get a new serving of food. As far as a roach in a doughnut, that seems to be an isolated case. The caf has not received but one complaint about a roach. I'm sure at one time or another we've all seen a roach in our homes and they've probably gotten into food that we've left open. Even though we did not intend for this to happen, it did; but we lived through it. There also seems to be no complaint about grease in the coffee from students, because they go through about ten pots of coffee per meal. True, one occasionally comes across a dirty plate or utensil. But every dish, knife, fork, spoon and glass is sent through a dishwasher. It just so happened that not every single solitary piece comes clean every time. All one has to do is return the dirty object to the washroom and go get another fork or whatever. We are not forced to eat with the first utensil we pick up. If still one is not satisfied with cleanliness, maybe we will volunteer to handwash all the dishes and utensils so that they will meet his his high standard of cleanliness. As far as the menu, one can't expect a meal all the time he eats at home. For the food to be so bad, there is an awful long line for lunch and dinner. Sometimes the line is all the way to the door. For dinner students lining up to eat at 4:05 or 4:10 and the CAF doesn't open till 4:30. What's the hurry if the food is so awful? Many times there is nothing left after meals, students have eaten everything that was cooked. As far as clean up the CAF, maybe the Well tdo jusi i for m From the Wizard's Kettle By J. Alan Irvine It's almost starting time. The horses stomp the ground, snort in eager readiness. The charioteers test the reins, eye the competiton nervously, try to judge the conditions of the waiting track. The crowd waits impatiently for the starting Hag. Circus Maximr«s is about to begin. Is this some bizarre publicity stunt for Louisiana Downs? Some new epic remake of Ben Hur? No, the scale is much smaller than that. Instead, a board game called Circus Maximus is about to recreate the chariot races of the Roman Empire. Saturday night — the appointed time. The players gather — drifting in from diverse points. Seme come in from a mo\ie. Others return from buying one of the most important elements of an evening's gathering : food. Tonight doughnuts won out over pizza, which calls to mind an interesting question. Why is pizza the favored food for most off-the- wall gatherings like this one? Is it because it needs no preparation; you buy it readymade? Perhaps it's because Domino's delivers? (But then, what about before Domino's?) Do more people like pizza than, say, hamburgers? You can eat pizza with your hands, get really messy without dishes to clean up, yet still set it down quickly without worry. Could this be why? Whatever the reasons, tonight's fare consists of doughnuts, which have about the qualities of pizza except dcughnut places usually cion't deliver, and doughnuts are, hopefully, sweeter than pizza. Once everyone's settled with food and drink the game can begin. Well, not quite. First the board must be set up, the chariots devised. Every gathering seems to suffer this setting up phase. In this case, the time involved is longer than that required for a poker game, but shorter than deciding what to watch on TV. The bets are laid; the chariots stand ready. The game begins. Despite the fact that the objective of the game is students should do the is found smeared on I same. After EVERY tables (toast meal the caf is supposed to be butter ^{mrsd thoroughly cleaned; and jellied, not tables,)! ^ten studentL 0V ed After the leave the caf, it loojJ£ r the more like a play ar^f eW bu for 2 and 3 year ol* The than of an eating place stu ffing for COLLEGE \ z STUDENTS. Maybe tbfoe she caf should also pass on j t was bibs, for many student} say the our trays and put them act as though they weq group in the washroom 2 and 3 years old. It isg people i window after we eat. shame FOR COLLEGE and i coffee pots are scalded out, the floor is swept, the salad bar is wiped down, and each table is washed. This has to be done because studnets leave the caf in such a mess. We as students are supposed to pick up After EVERY meal, workers find glasses, trays, and such on the tables, because students are too lazy to pick up after themselves. Salt is found poured all over the tables, food is stuffed in ashtrays, bread is smushed on the floor, coke and milk is spilt in puddles on the tables. Butter and Jello students to leave Hthemse CAF such a mess. « friends should start living up \ booth, those high standards o ft e boot cleanliness before J contort* ask someone else to. m & So before we staJ"hange] telling the CAF to cleJ action. , up their act, we a "Of ficia students should cleans Regulat our act first. Booth NameWithhei By Requtt The Atlantic Qty Supper Club, Chapter clearly stated in the rules (To cross the finish line first( almost everyone insists on establishing their own criteria. One follows the rules strictly — striving for the acknowledged victory. Another decided the objective is instead to have a rollicking good time viciously attacking the opposition — measuring victory by damage done. Torn between the two, a third tries to combine them, while a fourth just tries to get through unhurt and unnoticed. Everyone sets their own goals. Even the various spectators seem to be interested in different aspects of the game. For an hour or two the race goes on — sometimes exciting, sometimes dull. Finally, someone's chariot thunders across the finish line and the race is won. The other players figure up their losses, search for ways to prove that they really did bettert than ev- 'one seems to think the.y did. Once everyone's soothed their embarrassed egos, the next race begins. The Atlantic City to Galveston race concluded this week with the London in first, Donne running a close second by the bowsprit, and the Stevenson lagging a good three miles away to leeward for a third. After the tropical storm just off the Florida coast, eleven out of the fifteen boats were sunk, and one, the Manderley, grounded heavily on a reef. Colonel Bogey, captain of the sunk Drambui, was heard to yell, "I shall return and build the Drambui II!" But we have the famed Galveston Cup again, and what a disaster. Note to members: Beware of a swarthy, short man selling stock in an Egyptain gold mine. He has been chased off the property twice, but somehow managed to make it to the formal banquet after the race to give a speech. The Supper Club's annual "Search for the Northwest Passage" will begin Sunday after church. It is noteworthy that nobody has won this one yet, so here is your big chance. Here at Centenary, the K Chapter is springing for a small airplane, and with big hopes that we shall win (the prize is $50,000— a thousand a year for the past years, when nobody I won); and this she more than pay everything, since have arranged to the plane for $535. an old plane, but a g one. This entertainment will provided by Moil Fairchild, reading Sea Wolf during Over women, students in a ui called " Bound" Designei participi challeng in wilder all time Outward Wednesday evening'! take pla a dozen many cc Bound s< Formal attirel they'll p required, as us most wi Those interested in new un Atlantic City to fl themseli race have only A discover weeks to acquire afl capable out their Twelve- ^{they m i yachts. It is for be rough, for they having an unseasofl monsoon activity " there, and ice bergs moving north after warm spell last Those members want their pictutf the next edition & Encyclopaedia Britannica me in the SUB Tue at regular Remember that A only possible the Supper Club the company, and 1 your membership c and receipt to sho} you have paid dues. And try t0 nice! Until next "Urbs Atlantic* Grand Marnier!". M.R. 10/ 11 I e ach out and Touch Someone 14 Students Stuff Phone Booth Thursday, November 18, 1382 - THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Page 3 I Well, some people will on the ^{just about anything is for money! And last ttered Thursday some ibles,)| centenary students udentj proved to all just how look] for they would go for a ? arej few bucks! r 0I4I The phone booth » plac} stuffing contest was held last Thursday in fbet^fte shell during break, ass d was interesting, to

  tudenti say the least, to watch a sywaj jgroup of college age • It isj people shoving, pushing JLEQl squeezing ve tkl themselves and their 'ss. % friends into a phone lg uptf booth. And then after the booth was filled with contorted arms, legs, and torsos, the "hangers" were put into action. According to the "Official Rules and cleanij Regulations on Phone Booth Stuffing," a lards are 1 e to. e star to cl« we Vithhei Reque person is considered to be in the booth if both their feet and hands are touching the inside of the booth. So if you thought you could escape getting involved in this embarrassing (yet fun) event by claiming claustrophobic tendencies, you soon found yourself hanging by your hands and feet inside the booth! The President's Advisory Council (PAC) was the first group to fill the booth. Actually, they were just demonstrating some good tips and techniques for other groups. However, they did manage ■ to get eleven people in the booth within the specified time limit. The second bold and daring group to participate in the contest was Chi Omega. Within sixty seconds they managed to squeeze fourteen "hooters" in the booth. After the Chi-O's many other groups were discouraged because they didn't even have fourteen people to begin with! So for a while it looked as if the Chi-O's were going to claim the title. But, alas, Centenary's International Students Organization (CISO) managed to round up fourteen people, and fit them all into the booth! Once again referring to the "Official Rules and Regulations on Phone Booth Stuffing," when in the event of a tie, both groups are given a second chance — but are given less time (30 seconds) to get everyone in. However, since many of the Chi Omegas had already left, CISO agreed to call it a tie and split both the first place prize money ($25) and the second place prize money ($10) between Chi-0 and CISO. Along with the prize money came the glory of seeing yourself on the ten 0' clock news! Although Centenary students will do just about anything for a quick buck — they'll have a heck of a lot of fun doing it! t Outward Bound ipter past obodyl ds she pay since d to $535. butafl t will Moi ading uring yening attire is A itedin

  to only uire ad Over 8,000 men and women, both adult and students, will take part a unique program called "Outward Bound" this year. Designed so that participants will meet challenging experiences in wilderness settings at all times of the year, Outward Bound courses take place in more than a dozen states. While many come to Outward Bound seeking a taste of high adventure— and they'll probably get it— foost will leave with a new understanding of themselves after discovering they are capable of doing things elve-M they might previously foi r they iseason 1 tivity h after last mbers picture ition i lia please JB Tu< ar that tie Club y, and ership to sho* paid try t iext lantic* nier!
• 10/' have thought "impossible." Outward Bound believes many limits are self-imposed. Backpacking, mountaineering, rock climbing, canoeing, skiing, snowshoeing, sailing, cycling, rafting, and even caving form the core of the Outward Bound experience, depending on the environment in which the course takes place. Previous outdoor skills are necessary, as is special equipment other than personal clothing and boots. Each small group of students has one or more expert instructors and specialists who help them develop outdoor and interpersonal skills, culminating in a "final expedition, "with minimal instructor supervision, relying on what they have learned during the course. Academic credit is often available, as is financial aid based on need. In addition, several Outward Bound schools offer no-interest tuition loan plans, some for up to three years. Outward Bound courses are offered year-round and last from 5 to 26 days. For information, write Outward Bound, Inc., 384 Field Point Road, Greenwich, CT 06830, or call toll free 800-243-8520 (except in Connecticut) . Lisa tiling helps a fellow student stuff her way Into the phone booth! (photo by Chris Murphy) The Great American Smokeout Save A Buck on a small original double meat, double cheese sandwich or Save $1.00 on any 2 medium sandwich Good thru November 30th 5914 Youree Drive by Carol Stephens Features Writer If you happened to see lots of balloons floating over the campus yesterday, it was to help promote 4 The Great American Smokeout," which is today. This is the day when all smokers are asked to refrain from smoking all day — and maybe never start up again. This is the sixth consecutive year that "The Great American Smokeout" has been a national event. It originated in Monticello, Minn., by the local newspaper editor. In 1977, it was held on a nationwide basis for the first time, and since then, it has w new location at south park mall been an annual occurring on Thursday before Thanksgiving. The smokeout has been a success in past years, and its promoters (the American Cancer Society) are determined to make it a success again this year. The goal of the event is to have one out of every five smokers quit smoking for this one day. According to their records, they have had an even higher participation rate. A survey conducted in 1981 revealed that only 1.1 percent of all smokers did not participate in the smokeout. The survey went on to reveal that 6.7 percent of all the event people that did the participate had quit smoking permanently. So if you smoke, or if you know someone who does, why don't you join The Great American Smokeout — just take the pledge: I do solemly swear to give up smoking for The Great American Smokeout, Nov. 18. 1 promise not to smoke for 24 hours (and maybe longer), or to help a friend quit. Take the pledge and make many people happy — including your SGA and Larry Hagman, this year's National Chairman. J J if Q »»■ mmmmm mmmm a -■«■>■ 8 8 8 8 D D D D co co co co Page 4 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, November 18, 1982 Freshman roundballer Treasure Thomas is ready for anything but basketball in this grey crepe and sequin dress from Palais Royal. Winter Sizzles with Hot Fashions From Palais Royal and the Depot Centenary students became models for a day Saturday, November 13 when Palais Royal and the Depot sponsored winter wear fashion show in Mall St. Vincent. The models were, Treasure Thomas, Jim Gray, Tracy Murrell, Jennifer Blakeman, Walter Klocko, Sandy McMillan, Pierre Bellegarde, Rhonda Cobb, Janette Fox, Tanya Garcia, Nobia Fox and Zebber Satcher. (photos by Michele McMahen) Tracy Murrell models a brown business suit from Palais Royal perfect for a job interview. At the end of the show the models exchange gifts. Nobia Fox, ZTA model ready for a slumber party in a red flannel nightie with matching boots from Palais Royal. Mitchell Penzra, Centenary freshman models this classic sweater and jeans from the Depot. Walter Klocko, Treasure Thomas, and Sandy McMillan are ready for Christmas parties in formal wear from Palais Royal. . ...... j&k Centenary Lady Zeb Satcher isn't preparing for sleep, she's modeling a robe from Palais Royal. /. ••••• Jim Gray in Guerera wear from the Depot, perfect for around campus. Nobia Fox in a pen strip suit that can be dressed up or dressed down. m m loulst \JBm Jennifer Blakeman wears new Marilyn Monroe style jeans from the Depot. Page 6 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, November 18, 1982 Greek Beat Chi Omega The Iota Gamma chapter of Chi Omega would like to thank everyone involved with making Barnyard '82 a good time for all. Special thanks to certain pledge officers for their impromptu backdrop painting (it looked great) . Congratulations to the Chi Omegas who tied first place in the phone booth stuffing contest. The actives would like to thank Lisa Chaisson for sharing her pyramid-building skillls with us. We would like to extend our sympathy to Hilarie who is sitill recovering form last week's 4 ' mule" attack. Kappa Sigma Despite Chi-0 Barnyard which was a fab bash, a definite cool- out, certainly no db-gb, last week has been cancelled due to lack of interest. Volleyball was mediocre at best. !xx)king ahead to swamp and greek party, vawn, sigh, yawn, /.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Zeta Tau Alpha Happy birthday to Audrianna Grisham, Shelia Kennedy, and Shawn G rammer. We would like to thank the Chi-O s lor a fun Barn>ard. Zeta Swamp Party is this Friday night. We are looking forward to it and we hope everyone else is too Party Pics will be taken. Pre-party will be at the Shehee's. We would like to thank them for opening up their home to us. We would like to congratulate Ron and Margot Evans on the birth of their new baby daughter, Amber Christene Evans. We hope everyone will work hard on the Phone- a-Thon, Open Ear, and the Great Teacher's Scholarship Fund. Remember to watch those STANDARDS ladies. Kappa Alpha All the KA's would like to thank the Chi Omega's for a cookin' Barnyard. Bob Says "I do what I want to do and nobody's going to change it.' Hey Nick 4 'Did you give good directions to the cotton field?" Hey Animal, break into any rooms lately? Nice hat Bergstedt! Hey Burke you missed another Brotherhood Building Session. Woolfe continues to be in Woolfe land and so does Dumpsey. Hey Gele like sloopy 3rds! Hey Kathleen, I heard you're missing part of your dairyair because Mike has it lying on his desk. And last but definitely least J.J. you're two for two. Hiya Toyota. Oh yeah Tony's having a bed warming party this Friday night for this new boofo bed! Royale Reds —Wants You— Mon.-Wed. 25$ Reeb 3044 Youree 868-3249 —CALL FOR DIRECTIONS— -Around Campus- 'Campus Life" November 19, 1982, the chi-omegas will host a bible story called "CAMPUS LIFE." Robert Ed will be leading the ceremony. This will not be the typical bible study. Robert Ed wishes to make this a modern approach to bible verses. There will be a slide show set to John Denver music. This will be open to the entire campus, so we are hoping everyone can attend. Remember November 18, 1982, at the Chi-Omeca house. 12 Days The Third Annual Twelve Days of Christmas Tasting Tea and Boutique sponsored by the Centenary Women's Club will be held on Wednesday, Dec. 1, from 10 a.m. until 3 p.m. in the Bynum Commons Dining Hall. Lunch will be served starting at 11 a.m. Tickets can be purchased from any club member or from Janie Flournoy in the public relations office for $5 in advance or $6 at the door. Honor Court Opening on Centenary's Honor Court Qualifications : Must be a junior or senior with a 2.5 or better grade point average. Written applications should be submitted to any Honor Court member, Dr. Seidler (MH-306) or Dr. Shepherd (LB-22A) no later than Wednesday November 24 Opera Opera Centenary Performances will be held on Thursday, Nov. 18, at 3:30 p.m. and on Friday, Nov. 19, at 8 p.m. in the Hurley School of Music Auditorium. This year's program will present a variety of opera scenes. Second Chance If you are a 2nd generation Centenary student (or more) and have not had your photograph made by Janie Flournoy, please meet Tuesday, Nov. 23, at 11:10 a.m. in the lobby of Hamilton Hall. The photographs will be used in the upcoming issue of Centenary, the alumni magazine. When you come, please bring with you in writing the names of your parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, sisters, or brothers, who have attendCentenary College before you. Wind Ensemble Centenary's Wind Ensemble will present their Fall Concert on Thursday, Nov. 18, at 8 p.m. in Hurley Auditorium. Selections on the program include selections from West Side Story, Sousa's The Gallant Seventh March, Black is the Color My True Love's Hair, Aaron Copland's Variations on a Shaker Melody from Appalachian Spring. Dr. Michael Williford directs the ensemble. The concert is free and open to the public. SGA Platforms Wade Cloud Vital to the successful operation of Centenary College is an efficient SGA. Elected officers serve as important links between students and the administration. It is the responsibility of these representatives to not only seek the views and opinions of their fellow students, but also to voice these views effectively and enthusiastically. Presently, the office of Senior Senator is open. My name is Wade Cloud, and I am seeking that office, along with the challenge that accompany it. My reason for seeking the role of your represenative is simple. I would like to spend my final semester at Centenary actively working to improve campus life. For three and one half years I have benefited from my Centenary education and have enjoyed it for the most part, except for finals. I have recently had the opportunity to join the Centenary Public Relations Committee here. Centenary presented me with an opportunity to intern on Capitol Hill for four months last spring, which was a real learning experience. I was able to view our legal system firsthand. Now, with your help, I would like to contribute to Centenary campus life through government participation. By working for you, and by expressing your views, I can do this. I would appreciate your consideration. Sincerely yours Wade Cloud Thurndotte Boughman I am Thurndotte Baughman and „ J'm running for the position of Secretary of the Student Government Association. I became involved in the SGA this year, serving as Entertainment Committee Chairperson. This experience has given me insight into the workings of the Senate and ideas on how to make it run more efficiently. I am willing to put in the hours of LSAT On November 20, 1982 at 1:30 p.m. in the library basement, a sample LSAT will be administred to those students who plan to take the exam this academic year. work nefcessary tb fulfill the obligations of this office and assist the other officers and senators in making next semester a successful one for the SGA. I appreciate your vote on Nov. 30. BECOME AN EXECUTIVE IN 21 WEEKS. An an Army officer, you'll have many responsibilities. And some special privileges. That's in addition to Army benefits such as health care and up to 30 days earned vacation a year. And there may even be a chance to travel or live abroad. If you're a college senior, you can apply early and get our exams out of the way. If you pass the exams, we'll guarantee your Officer Candidate School (OSC) in writing. Take your first step toward becoming an Army officer today by calling: SGT. 1ST CLASS PHIL BUCHANAN ARMY U.S. ARMY RECRUITING STATION Wifil. 9036 MANSFIELD RD. SHREVEPORT, LA. BE ALL YOU CAN RE PHONE: 226 5323 Wm Come Catch the Movie in The Sub Friday at 9:00 Thursday, November 18, 1982 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Page 7 Choir sings in Christmas Season November 10, 1982 Roast beef, Yorkshire pudding, and Elizabethan carols sung the Centenary College Choir promise to inaugurate your Christmas holidays in the most festive of spirits. It's all part of the Choir's fourth annual Elizabethan Christmas dinners to be held Friday and Saturday, Dec. 3 and 4, at 7 p.m. in St. Mark's Parish Hall. The evenings' programs include a full dinner, of roast beef, Yorkshire pudding, vegetables, wassail punch, and dessert, all served to the pomp and ceremony of Elizabethan England. Choir members, who dress in period costumes, will serve the meal and give toasts to the Yule Log, the Great Boar's Head, and the Wassail Bowl. In the tradition of merry olde England, the Choir will perform Elizabethan songs and lead the dinner-goers in a sing-along of Christmas carols. Guests will also have an opportunity to learn Elizabethan dances, led by Edith Elliott and her Renaissance group. Tickets are $7.50 each and are available from all Choir members, St. Mark's Church, First Methodist Church, and the Hurley School of Music at Centenary College. Proceeds from the event will used by the Choir to help fund their concert tour to Japan and the People's Republic of China in the summer of 1983. For more information, contact Dr. Will Andress, Director of the Centenary College Choir, at First Methodist Church, 424- 4373, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. weekdays. LET US COUNT OUR BLESSINGS c Field Enterprises, Inc Contact nearest VA office (check your phone book) or a local veterans group. Phi Beta Adds Members Phi Beta Fraternity, Alpha Iota Chapter, initiated seven new members on Sunday, November 7, at the home of Edith Elliott on Richmond. New members are Madeleine Montgomery, Suzanne Matheny, Shelle Sumners, Mae Ann Owen, Suzanne Knoop, Cynthia Hawkins, and Elizabeth Haas. A wine and cheese party followed the initiation ceremonies. the Phi Beta is a professional fraternity for persons studying in the fields of music, speech, drama, dance, or art. The primary aim of the organization is to encourage high professional standards' and support all worthwhile creative and performing art endeavors. Phi Beta also seeks to stimulate use of its members' talents in service to their communities. great amencani smokeouti c °n cancel ° WHAT'S COOKIN' Thursday Week of Nov. 18-25 Meatballs w / brown gravy Pizza RutfprpH ptJ0 nnodlps OUUC1CU egg iiuuijU^o Fried chicken livers Chicken fried steaks Rice / gravy Stuffed bell Deooers Friday Shrimp Creole Cheeseburgers French fries Smoked sausage Hash browns Biscuits Nachos w / meat and cheese sauce Saturday Chili dogs Tater tots Beef tips y rice Fried chicken strips Au Gratin potatoes Ravioli Sunday fork roast Mashed potatoes / gravy Hot spiced apples Monday Taco rolls w / chili and cheese Chicken and okra gumbo over rice Roast beef AU JUS rice Shaved ham and cheese sandwiches Red beans, rice and sausage Thanksgiving Special Night Turkey Dressing And all the trimmings Tuesday Cheeseburgers French fries CLOSED UNTIL MONDAY AM BREAKFAST HAPPY THANKSGIVING! The GRAPEVINE We will try to have "Grapevine" ads on sale in the caf during dinner on Thursdays and Mondays. But you can mail them to me at the Conglomerate office WITH THE MONEY as long as it arrives by Saturday. Also, you can give them to me during the week, but please try to have your money with you. Thank you, Mickey Zemann THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH AT CENTENARY COLLEGE The Herndon Canterbury House Woodlawn Avenue at Wilkinson Street (Behind KA House and Across from Playhouse) WEDNESDAYS 5PM-Holy Communion 5:30 PM— Free Supper Dan Mann, Resident Father Paul, Chaplain 865-0466 AM* ARK WELCOME! HILL: 3 Peking Mules! GAG! At least you handled yourself very well (HEH-HEH) . PHIL L.B.D.S.: Have you done any more hunting for chipmonks? B.B.J.G. P H.: Hiya toots! PH M.B. : You're the greates! B. d.k.f.: Go For It! Jump him! Oh Mickey, I'm so fine, make me want to puke! (J.K.) Any day you need help in Eng. or Bio. just give ole brains Howell a call -I Know it all! PHIL L.B.J.H.: Come eye to eye with any more trees lately? B.B.J.A. J.L.: Mafia was a blast! The Beauty Salon will never be the same. Neither will that Y.V.W. PH. K.W.: Greetings from your bilingual boyfriend! P.H. K M : What's Happening?
• V. : Thank you for a great time at Barnyard. I'm looking fo rward to Swamp! B. M.C.: I had a great time at Barnyard — wish I could remember it! P.H. J.H.: Hey. Big Bro. How was Awesome Austin? Big Mouth: Why don't you give up nicotine AND ALCOHOL! S.B. : What the "L" happened to your hair?? Oh year, Nice Bumper — Guess Who! It's nice to have friends, but it's better if you know who they are Matt Jr. Matt J. M.Z.: me!" "Wristle me, wristle S.C.: Your answering service lies! B.H.: Letmeletyago! K.B.: Love hearing your fantasies in room 151-L. J.K. & K.G.: No more mules for me, thank you — I want that tape! H.C. WANTED: A girl to marry. Cut. . NO. . Great Looking guy — fun da te too! the grapevine is trash. M R. M R.: Who asked your opinion — but thanks for the quarter! Mickey P.H.: The men's bathroom at Cowboys — did you sneak a peak? B.T. for sale: tennis racquet, new, Save a Life Today! Blood Plasma Needed Cash Paid Appointment Made. Donate twice a week. Earn up to $64 per month. Bring this ad your first donation and Get $1 Bonus. BIO BLOOD COMPONENTS 802 Travis 222-3108 New Hours to Fit Your Schedule Effective Oct. 4,1982 7:30-5:30 Closed Wed. good price. Call Pat Downs at 869-5548. To the KB : Next time I'D be sure to get in the front seat! P.D.: I called Sun. nite and let the phone ring. I know you were there. What's the deal? S.W.: What color is brown?? H.C. 69: Thanks for screwing up dinner — no pun intended. Can you not hear your doorbell from the bathroom and not the shower? Mr. 714: Drunk means never having to say you're sorry — right? RIGHT????? Lisa G. : Thanks for bei ng you! L.S., LP., L.D., J.P., & D.B.: I'm very sorry for all the trouble. Please forgive me and give me another chance. D.B.N. T.D.: I hope you "get over it" when you have to leave Birmingham! L.W S.B.: (the dream machine), They say your subconscious "says it all!" M A. 1 1 love my Big Sis! H.C. S.B.: Wasn't "The Sphynx" an exciti ng movie??? K.W. : How are you today? Been partying with any baseball players lately?? H.C. S.C. : Where were you during the second and third quarters of the ARK. vs. A&M game? Your date (E L ) was ticked. K.W.: How 'bout a little 7 & 7 - EASY on the 7! The Theta Chi's thought that Barnyard was a blast — even though they didn't mention it in their GREEK BEAT. (Did they mention anything??? ) B.T.: Have fun this weekend — but not too much (if you get my drift)! I know Stacey will take care of you — but I don't know whether or not that's good or bad!ILU!2UITSrMZ FOR SALE: TENNIS RACQUET. New, good price. Call : PAT DOWNS 869-5548.
• A. (Bubbles) Thanks for being such a bad influence. B.J. & R.F. S.B. : A little birdie told me that wh en Kathy talks, you'd BETTER listen! Ziggy: Don't forget to turn around at 68.
• P. No problem getting dates — just don't schedule them all on the same nite! B.T. Patty: You're not supposed to stirit!M.Z. L.G.: How was the shell after tea, your boss and my cartwheels? T.D.: Wanna buy a pearl necklace? How was Houston — just kidding. Zsa-Zsa: blue lines? What blue lines? All I saw was yellow !
• M. & M.R.: Been locked up in the library lately?
• A., F.H., M.M. : Barnyard was great but it could have been greater with us there. CLOSED! Thanksgiving — you deserve a break. . And so does The Conglomerate. This is the last paper that will roll off the press before Thanksgiving. Page 8 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, November 18, 1982 Kickers ranked tenth The Gent kickers have been ranked in the top 10 of the Mid-west region of NCAA Division I. They are now one of the top 40 teams in the nation. "This is a great honor for us. It was a disappointment at the TAAC Tournament for us, but three out of the four teams in our division are ranked in the top ten. The Mid- West region is the strongest region in the country. This will be a great building block for next year. I had no idea that we would be ranked this year. My goal was to be ranked two years from now," said Head Coach Enos Russell. This season the Gents finished no worse than third in any tournament. They had the longest winning streak in the south U.S.A. this year when they won tljeir first ten' in a row. "We are only a few good players away from being nationally competitive," according to Coach Russell. Centenary is the smallest Division I college in the nation, yet out of 200 Division I schools, their soccer team is ranked in the top 40. Congratulations, Gents — we are prouder than proud of you. Mid-west Rankings NCAA Division I Soccer America Magaine Nov. 4, 1982
• So. 111. Edwardsville (12-3-1)
• So. Methodist University (13-1-1)
• N. Texas State University (11-3-2) (tie) E. 111. University (10-2-5)
• St. Louis University (9-7-2)
• N.E. Louisiana (11-4-
• Houston Baptist University (9-2-0)
• Hardin-Simmons University (8-5-3)
• Tulsa (14-1-1)
• CENTENARY (10-2-

• SPORTS Baseball Gents close season Why have a group of usually clean-cut guys suddenly started trying to grow facial hair? Because Centenary's baseball team has wrapped up its fall season— with a 14-10-3 record. The fall season is played to give Coach James Farrar a chance to see his team in action before the spring season, which is when the conference games are played. Of his team this year, Dewberry — First Recruit for '83 When the early NCAA national signing day for prep recruits got underway Nov. 10, Centenarysigned Andrew Dewberry as their first recruit for the 1983-84 basketball season. This is the first time the NCAA has allowed college's to sign high school recruits during the season. Supposedly, this is to take the pressure off the prep player having to go through the recruiting process while trying to concentrate on basketball and school. Dewberry, a 6-3 forward-guard from Doyline High School at Doyline, La., is an all- purpose player who can score from anywhere on the floor. After seven games into the 1982 season, he leads Doyline in scoring and rebounding, averaging ASHLEY'S AMOCO SERVICE PHONE 222 6005

  ^{MOCO 3040 Centenary Blvd. at Kinp Hgwy. - • SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA 71104 17.4 points and 11.7 rebounds per game. "Andrew scores and does it all for us," according to his high school coach Justin Sharp. "He plays a power forward and center for us. In high school he can play in the middle and I have been fortunate to use him there. But we're going to have to prepare him for college and play him some at the second guard so he can learn the face the basket." Last year Doyline compiled a 33-8 record and won the District 1-B title. They advance to the quarterfinals of the state playoffs, losing to Dubach High School 44- 43 in the final seconds. "He is the perfect example of hqw the early signing date will benefit some players," Centenary head basketball coach Tommy Canterbury said about Dewberry signing with the Gents. "His mind was set on Centenary a long time ago and he just did not want to go through the hassel his senior year. Needs Amateur Talent See "Doc" lor audition Anyday after 4 p.m. 519 E.Kings Hwy. Call Days Evenings & Weekends PEOPLE WHO CARE WHEN CARE IS NEEDED • Abortion • Unplanned Pregnane y ( o.tms.rjinf] • F ree Pregnane v Testing • Birth Control Information • Speakers Bureau • Member National Abortion Federation 221-5500 Ho|x*. Medical', Group Women 210 Kings Highway Shrevcport. LA. 71104 KflPUN Educational Center TEST PREPARATION SPECIALISTS SINC. 1938 Our Shreveport MCAT class is scheduled to begin in early February. Eight Saturday morning sessions. Call lor schedules and further information 318/221-4579 214/750-0317 11617 North Central Expwy. Dallas 75243 "We had Andrew in our basketball camp this past summer and he was voted the Most Valuable Player. He's an excellent player and student and can play either the big guard or small forward position." With the early signing date both coaches, Canterbury and Sharp, expressed positive feelings towards the early date. "By signing this position early, it allows us concentrate on the other two positions we want to fill and saves us money. Our budget was cut and it will help us in the long run," Canterbury said. "Myself, I think it's going to help take a lot of pressure off the high school seniors. They can commit to one school and not have to worry about the disruption. All they have to worry about is playing basketball and going to school. That's the way it ought to be," Sharp said. Coach Farrar said that they are better defensively up the middle— second baseman Jim Kubik and shortstop Jim Goldman will turn a lot of double plays, and Richard Sims is doing a fine job filling the' spot in left field vacated by David Coss. The team has a lot of depth and a better quality of pitchers than in the past: Jerry Winfield, Mark Mangham, George Fauber, Ricky Hardaway, and Ron Kelly all have E.R.A.'s under 3.00'. Offensively, the Gents are lacking in the long ball. There really isn't anyone who will hit a lot of homeruns, and to compensate, the team will play for more one- run innings. Even though there are no "big sticks," individual batting averages are running high: Jim Goldman, Jim Kubik, Billy Harwell, Lewis Parker, Richard Sims, and Rodney Smith are all above .400; Wayne Rathbun, Dean Cole and Steve Kolstead are all above .300. The Gents will start practicing for their spring season on Feb. 1— and our clean-cut guys will return to us once again. Graphic Arts and Printing 518 EAST WASHINGTON SHREVEPORT, LA. 71 104 TELEPHONE (318)865-4394 / (318)868-0517 STREET DANCE TO BE HELD Friday, November 19, a street dance will be held in front of James Dormitory. The street will be blocked off for dancing. Live music will be provided by the Resistors, a well-known group from Ruston. There will also be a disc jockey to play music during the bands breaks. Cokes and hot chocolate, along with refreshments will be sold outside the dorm. In case of rain, the party will be moved to the lobby of James. Tb* dance is co-sponsored by James Dorm, Student Activities, and The Deal* of Students Office. mm** Qrarnerate cxg ^} >Q\§5fl^ Thursday, December 9, 1982

  Pegasus: Hot off the press From the Wizard's Kettle By Bess Robinson Features Editor The fall 1982 Pegasus staff is proud to present what it considers to be the best issue of the campus literary Magazine to date. This semesters en- deavor is a 38-page medley of material- larger than any previous issue of the Publication. Pegasus VI features a w ider-than-ever s Pectrum of literary artistic works. The

  ^{gazine represents e efforts of 18 diff fe rent artists and Wr iters. It is a collection ° five short stories, thirty poems, five photographs, and twelve pieces of artv work (including the cover illustration, by Talbot Hopkins). The publication differs significantly from its antecedents. The staff devoted considerable time to the visual aspect of this issue — to make sure it looks especially good. Also, there is a greater variety of material; more and lengthier prose pieces ; a different type of cover ; and more photography than ever before. The magaziner's staff is especially proud to be jie first to publish a short story by Mike Ragland. 4 The Strange Adventure of Mark O'Dell" represents the culmination of three years of effort. Pegasus Editor J. Alan Irvine calls Ragland's piece "an excellent story — one of publishable quality in the com-i mercial market." Ir- vine is also pleased with the work of several new contributors to the magaine. He predicts that these people "will be important figures on the literary scene in the next few years." Pegasus IV is scheduled to come out tomorrow — Dec. 10,}
• Because the SGA

  cut more than half of the magazine's proposed budget (see The Conglomerate, Thurs sday,Oct. 21, 1982, p. 5), there weren't enough funds to print as many copies as were originally intended. Available copies will be distributed to various places around campus, including the library, Jackson Hall, and the playhouse. If you read and enjoy Pegasus IV ; t or if you can't find copies of the issue, let your SGA Represent- ative know, and ask them to restore the funding.

  Greeks help the needy Admission to the latest joint fraternity/sorority party at Centenary College was two cans of food. A total of 200 cans were collected and given to Sister Margaret to distribute to needy families this Christmas. Groups participating were Kappa Sigma, Kappa Alpha, and Theta Chi fraternities, and Chi Omega and Zeta Tau Alpha sororities. In addition, the Kappa Sigmas made their annual trip to Shriner's Hospital on Wednesday, Dec. 8, with Santa Claus and a sackful of toys for the children. By J. Alan Irvine Christmas. Even though the dim fog of tests, papers, studying, finals, and a billion other end of the semester crises, that one, heart-warming fact manages to shine out. Indeed, some would claim that it has become impossible to ignore it. Beginning, it seems, the instant after we carved our Thanksgiving turkeys we've been bombarded by the bastardized, commercialized version of Christmas. Christ- mas ads fill radio and TV time stories throw up the tinsel before the Great Pumpkin's been laid to rest, and on, and on. All of which prompts countless people to complain about how commercial Christmas has become, how big business has stolen it away even more thoroughly than the Grinch ever could, how the true meaning of it all has been lost forever. Indeed, the chorus of mourners and cynics has become as much a tradition of the season as anything else. Well, I for one, refuse to follow suit and join the mourners. Maybe a lot of people have "lost the spirit" and think it's all a frantic race to spend as much as possible and whatever. So what? If that's how they want to celebrate the season, so be it! I tend to agree with old Ebenezer Scrooge's observation on the matter — let them keep Christmas in their own way, and I shall keep it in mine. The season is simply too full of important things to worry about the backseat drivers of the holidays. Christmas cards need to be chosen — often an arduous task to find those that feel just right, but an en- joyable one. The scent of cut evergreen wafts through the air in sometimes unsuspected places. Suddenly the bright red berries on the holly bushes behind the shell demand notice, as do the quietly blinking Christmas lights in a dorm window as darkness slowly settles. Bright colored paper beckons cheerfully in the stores, only to reappear wrapped around some mysterious package half-hidden and carols evoking the quiet wonder of the season's essence. A special warmth fills the air if anyone cares to but feel it — a joy, a love crackling and blazing brighter than any fire ever could. Children come more fully alive than ever before — all children, not just those so defined by age. Smiles, laughter, a warm embrace... All these and more are the important things, the things worth noticing and reveling in — not the commercials, the plastic Santas, the tinseled smiles. But if the gloomy souls — the misery seekers wish to focus in on the glitter rather than the sub- stance, let them. Like -Scrooge's nephew, Til let anyone keep Christmas, or not, however they wish. But pardon me if I don't pay any attention when they proclaim Christmas dead. I know better. Page 2 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, December 9, 1982 Speaker's Forum To the student body, One of the most outstanding qualities of Centenary College is the warmth and frien- dliness of the student body. When visitors write or talk about our campus this is up permost in their mind. Without conscious effort we have created a unique quality that is a source of much gratification to students and visitors alike. Because this quality has come to us so freely we have perhaps overlooked its benefits. The school's nickname is the Gents and un- doubtedly the person who gave us this name was aware of the warmth and frien- dliness of the student body. This is a name to be proud of and a tradition to be upheld. Sometimes in the ex- citement of athletic events we overlook our responsibility to portray good sportsmanship to our opposing team. To our embarrassment we've had several complaints about student body behavior at the Yugoslavian, and Arkansas games. These people were our guest and we had a respon- sibility to make them feel welcome. They should have been treated with respect and dignity. Why not make Centenary the home of good sportsmanshp and fair play as well as outstanding athletic teams. We can do all and Centenary will be the beneficiary. So please help make all our guests feel welcome and help keep Centenary's fine tradition of good sportsmanship, fair play, and athletic ex cellence. Sincerely, Philip B.Howell (freshman senator) To the student body, We have a problem ! It involves a basic decision of whether we should have a sub or not. This year the S.G.A. has spent several thousand dollars to upgrade this facility for our enjoyment. Un fortunately their efforts have not proven very successful. The pinball and coke machines were broken into, the felt on the pool tables were carelessly ripped, holes were knocked into the ceiling by pool cues, and holes were knocked through the plaster of paris on the columns. Neither the S.G.A. nor the school can afford to keep paying for damages done to the sub. If we would all show a little care and responsibility with the facilities provided the money could be spent on further additions for our enjoyment. So its up to us (the student body) to help make our sub a place for everyone to enjoy. Please do your part! Sincerely, Philip B.Howell (freshman senator) To whom it may v on- cern, The weather at the beginning of the semester was ext tremely hot and so were our rooms. Then the air conditioner was turned on and the weather So says the VA.. KERRY DRAKE by Alfred Andriola PONT COP OUT ON YOURSELF! VAWIU GIVE DRUG DEPENDENCY TREATMENT TO THOUSANDS OF VETERANS THIS YEAR AND NEXT! © Field Enterprises, Inc Contact nearest VA office (check your phone book) or a local veterans group. became extremely cold, turning our rooms into the "Great White North. ,, Now that the Louisiana balm has returned, we have neither heat nor cold. Why, we ask through our perspiring faces, can the temperature not be regulated in our dormitory rooms? We are paying almost $1000 per year to live with our roommate in these cubicles and we can never have a comf fortable temperature. We find it next to im- possible to concentrate on our studies under these conditions. Uncle Ron says to keep our thermostats set on 74 degrees in summer and 68 degrees Q Tuesday in winter, but since we are having both seasons at once, maybe we could reach a happy median with the temps. We have noticed that Hamilton Hall is always at a comfortable temp- perature...So, how 'bout it, Don? Concerned residents of James Annex What's Cookin December 9-15 Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Monday Dinner Supper Taco rolls w/chili and cheese BBQ chicken Chicken pot pie SHAVED ROAST BEEF sandwiches Tuna noodle casserole Hot dogs French fries Spaghetti Glazed ham Yam patties Broccoli, rice and ground meat casserole Shaved ham and cheese sandwiches Chips Chicken and dumplings Hot German potato salad J French bread Meatloaf/creole gravy Mashed potatoes Cabbage rolls Charbroiled Salisbury steaks Steak fingers Mashed potatoes/gravy Stuffed bell peppers BBQ smoked sausage on bun Christmas Special Night French fries Steamship Rounds carvei Meatballs w/brown gravy and on line egg noodles Buffet C Wednesday Corndogs Chips Beef stew/rice Grilled pork chops Mashed potatoes/gravy Turkey devan NOTE: THE CAF WILL CLOSE SAT. DEC. 18TH AFTER LUNCH. MERRY CHRISTMAS! 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Blood Plasma Needed Cash Paid Appointment Made. Donate twice a week. Earn up to $64 per month. Brinfl this ad your first donation and Get $1 Bonus. BIO BLOOD COMPONENTS 802 Travis 222-31 0* New Hours to Fit Your Schedule Effective Oct. 4,1982 7:30-5:30 Closed Wed. u Thursday, December 9, 1982 - THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Page 3 ed3 Greek Beat kWItffRMTEIl "Mathophobia" Interim Zeta Tau Alpha We would like to thank the ZTA's for a rip roaring Swamp Party. Congratulations goes out to Pinhead for winning the Ginger Roger's look alike legs contest. Now we can call him bighead ins stead of Pinhead! Hey Nobia, your date wasn't drunk! Hey Tony, kiss any ... lately! Was it a girl or guy? Scott went home to Dallas for the first time this year to see Mom and Dad. Congratulations to J.R. for becoming a FLATHEAD! You rode a porcelin bus for the first time! Hey Duncan, I'm really sorry you broke the date! Hey BLOB, how's Chicita's banana? Dempsey, you know you were the only sober K.A. at the Swamp? Woolfy got a new hairdoo! Jeff learned how to make a bed last week but he forgot to make it this week, so he didn't mess it up. Mike is working on his third day of inebreation. (I guess that's how you spell it! ) . Zebra is coming! Hiya little H.C.! Chi Omega The Iota Gamma chapter of Chi Omega would like to thank Kevin and Bob for their service above and beyond the call... The actives and pledges who went to the University of Arkansas to see our roots came back with rave reviews. I hope someday we can all make the trip. Congratulations to Jean Magee and Ann Beatty on being pearls-of-the- week. Congratulations, also, to Teri and Parnell Holt on their nuptials and Carole and Andy on their announcement. A big thank-you to the Zeta's for the swampish festivities of week before last and to Robert Ed for his slide Presentation to the Sedges. Good Luck to foe choir Chi-O's on Elizabethan Dinner ^day and Saturday ev ening. Also, Chi-0 I II are in the layoffs, say a ^ayer!!! Don't forget foe house Christmas fcrty Sunday. Hope the Pledges can get past foat final meeting. Theta Chi We would like to thank theChi'O'S, ZTA's KA's and Kappa Sigs for their help and cooperation with the IFC food drive last Saturday. It is good to see people working together for the benefit of those who are less fortunate than selves. We are eagerly looking forward to the traditional Pledge Class Christmas party tomorrow night. It should prove to be a nice study break. We are also looking forward to the pledge class football game against the TKE pledges tomorrow aft ternoon. Congratulations go out to Andy Freeman on his acceptance to LSU Medical School. And finally, how about those Longhorns last Saturday — 33 to 7. Open to students who have experience one or more of the following: L A feeling of uneasiness with respect to mathematics
• A slightly sick feeling at the mention of the word "mathematics"
• Fear of asking

  questions or being asked questions or %\ being sent to the black- work

  £J_W board in a mathematics level The Grapevine P.H.: Who's going to buy you a TICKET to get home. H.H. YANG, YANG, YANG. SEETHING & LUSCIOUS: Hope y'all have a Merry Christmas. We'll miss you over the holidays. Herpes & friend KATHY: Congratulations on a tremendous performance! The play was FANTABULOUS! — The grapevine editor. These cafe lines are TOO LONG! Chris M.: You're a real Richard Head! F.O.
• lately? W.L. Afganistan Forever. Kappa Sigma Bong, bong, Pete.Poitup! , M.E. & T.D.: I do study in the Merry Christmas and a , ibrary _ not baseball players! Happy New Year to you all. Lassie come home, I'm zure. E.T. phone home, I'm zure! Ooouch! Rules to remember for dead week and the holidays.
• Dead week is not in commemoration of Jerry Garcia 2) Too much studying is like to much water in a glass — the overflow generated is worthless 3) Wait thirty minutes after eating before studying to avoid cramps 4) Buy a healthy supply of Doxidan to take in the A.M. for the B.M. in the P.M. and 5) Wake up and smell the coffee Message to John 0., if you don't give me my basketball before you graduate, you won't receive your degree. Burp, excuse me! How was Thanksgiving? WHO wears the family? Mr. W. pants in this M.Z.: Now that you know about D.A.F.B. Jr.. I must hear you Pjay! DOADVID: I want a shower at the same time. H.M. S.M.: Did you contract those fever blisters in the library, or what? K.W.: Flowers, what flowers??? Let's play shake in the deer-hole. Asguard chain mommas: We'll miss those happening concerts and profound discussions on the Bionic . neuter. JJSM, and life in general. We loveya. MDF& J.J.D.M. Christmas time is here again, and the pledges of Theta Chi will soon be as red as Rudolph's nose. Hey you tough Chicago Chick: When you're deciding what you're gonna do next year, remember that we'll miss you if you leave! ! ! You buddies. L.F.: What's been keeping you smiling recentlv — or should I say "WHO?" Animal & (i.O. — MADE TRAIN LATELY? FORBES: Noway! ! ! A.B.: Hope you have a wonderful Christmas. Try not to eat everything vou see!! Love ya. M.G. R.G.T.: My mother doesn't want you to come over during the holidays, so don't even try! Freud _ P.M.: Have you heard from B. or Big W.K. — Behave yourself while you're thousands of miles away from me. Penny for your thoughts! L.F.B. J.D.B. — I'm going to miss vou. K.K.S. For a good time — come see "the door" — (Sexton — 247). May have Mr. December? ASHLEY'S AMOCO SERVICE PHONE 222-6005 3040 Centenary Blvd. at Kings Hgwy SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA 71104 Happy Birthday Becca * ★ PEOPLE WHO CARE WHEN CARE IS NEEDED • Abortion ^{• Unplanned Pregnancy Counseling • Free Pregnancy Testing • Birth Control Information • Speakers Bureau • Member National Abortion Federation r 221-5500 Hopei Medicall Group! ...lor - Women 210 Kings Highway Shreveport. LA. 71104 THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH AT CENTENARY COLLEGE The Herndon Canterbury House Woodlawn Avenue at Wilkinson Street (Behind KA House and Across from Playhouse) WEDNESDAYS 5PM-Holy Communion 5 : 30 PM— Free Supper Dan Mann, Resident Father Paul, Chaplain 865-0466 ALL ARE WELCOME classroom}
• A feeling of having been cheated by not getting to know how to use mathematics
• Brainwashing by family or teachers or others into thinking that one cannot do well in mathematics or has no need for it
• A desire to get at what one's problem is with respect to mathematics and to see if something can be done about it Closed to student who fit into one of the following categories:
• Have little trouble understanding mathematics
• With the exertion of some effort can do average work or better in a freshman course in mathematics. In a supportive at- mosphere students will have a chance to determine causes of their own anxieties as well as those of others, to wonder about mathematical questions which they have always considered ridiculous, to examine how they approach solving simple problems, to use games and other techniques for developing a relaxed approach to the subject, i.e., to find out more about math anxiety and to discover ways of overcoming it. While there will be no tests (at least for grading purposes) there will be much discussion, much reading, and the writing of several short papers. The Centenary Honor Court has met four times this semester and has made four convictions for cheating. Yokem Toyota wishes all Merry Christmas ¥ X I 1 i 5 i i I 1 1 \ 2 — Your— Student
• Government Association and Good Luck durina finals ^1 if Schurman Oil wishes A Merry Christmas & Good Luck on Finals Vol t Wishes You A Very Merry Christmas P.S. Good Luck on Your Finals!! Then a prelir registr going after which v Februa (J missioi ( have a A Addin | student | number A yec dicat fecreas student which e pect<

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  ^ted u JWhe \ I I 1 T I I I t The Volume 77 No. 14 Corpomerate Thursday, February 10, 1983 itffu nl V«Mi, nlum ,>( Tkr tMthni ( Writ of the Hhfumifyi Enrollment report I I By Pierre Bellegarde Every year at the beginning of a new semester, whether spring or fall, Cen- tenary College receives a certain number of new students and the figures always differ from those of the preceding year. According to John Lambert, Director of Admissions and Financial Aid, last year at this time the total number of full-time undergraduates was 736 while this year it is 772; as John puts it, "We're up this year and we are still in registration, which is an excellent tJUft *gn for us." The number 772 is just a preliminary one since registration is still going on. Therefore, after registration, which will continue until February 17, the Ad- missions Office will have a definite number. Adding part-time jj students, the total "umber is at 895 for both kst year and this year, indicating a slight ^crease in part-time students from the fall, w hich is normal and ex Pected, said Lam- krt. The Admissions Office is very happy w ith these figures. *fed Lambert. Compared to the fall fester, enrollment is post always lower for ;} e spring semester.

  er e are many reasons

  } behi nd that, said 1 a m b e r t . Some Jj u dents have com- bed requirements for Jteir course study while

  he rs have changed eir majors and have ^ teci to attend college ^sewhere. There are £ 0s e that withdraw ^use of financial aid r n Ses due to grades j other factors and J 116 students leave for rs onal reasons, such as marriage. However, to compensate are the new students or those who have transferred from somewhere else to come to Centenary. Because of the tough economic situation going on nationwide, many private schools are experiencing declining enrollment . Centenary, however, has not experienced the same problem. Instead, compared to other schools, Centenary has reflected an almost constant increase in student registration these past few years. And there are chances that the increase might be slightly higher for this coming year. At the Admissions Office, the expectations are high for next year; they have a good reason for that because according to Lambert, the number of applications for next fall is 18 percent higher than last year and this is only for the freshman class. Lambert seems to be very confident about that as he adds, "We have more people to apply this year at an earlier time than last year." One of the key factors of Centenary Ad- missions Office's success is that Lambert and his staff are working very hard at what they are doing. They are, of course, aware of the current state of the economy which affects many students and their families. They are in- vesting a lot of energy in master planning to keep the enrollment always at a proper level with students of good quality and excellent caliber for whom a Centenary education will be profitable. Richardson appointed Dean of Business School By Bonnie Brown and Leigh Weeks Co-Editors After extensive searching, Barrie Richardson has been named Dean of the School of Business at Centenary College. Richardson was in- terviewed by the members of the Business Depa rt ment , Trustees, Centenary President Donald A. Webb, Dr. Dorothy Gwin, Dean of the College, and the Per- sonnel and Economics Policy Committee. Richardson's responsibilties as Dean will be numerous. He will be in cahrge of all areas of the Business Department, including curriculum, faculty and community relations. The Illinois native has aspirations which he believes the Business School can accomplish. He hopes that within 5 years people will regard Centenary as having one of the finest Business departments and "enterprises and graduate schools will seek our students." Richardson believes internships are helpful and would like to see program implemented in Dallas, Miami and London as well as the Shreveport-Bossier area. Dr. Richardson ob- tained a B.A. in History from Carlton College in Minnesota, and received his Masters of Business Ad- ministration and his D.B.A. in Business and Economics from In- diana University. He is presently the Professor and Chairman of the Department of Economics and Business at Hope College in Michigan. Prior to this, from 1968- 1973 he was Vice President and Dean of the Faculty at Bethany College in West Virginia. He has held a number of positions at other colleges and universities, including part-time and summer University ap- pointments. He has been active in transport research for teh U.S. Army and Market research and sales development for a refining corpora tin. He is a member of Omicron Delta Epsilon and Beta Gamma Sigma and his international education included work in Great Britain, Africa and Asia. Dr. Richardson and his family ; his wife Lucille and his four children, two of whom are attending college in Ohio, have always resided in the north, but the four family mem- bers who are moving to Shreveport are 4 'en- thusiastic" about the new culture they will be living in. Dr. Barrie Richardson has been selected as Dean of the School of Business. A great deal of Dr. Richardson's en- thusiasm is generated from his belief in the Liberal Arts education and his trust in the "wonderful leadership existing in Dean Gwin and Dr. Webb." Concerning leaving Hope College, Dr. Richardson feels that part of his heart will always be there (at Hope) but he looks forward to coming to Centenary and cap- turing "that special spirit." Centenary to be in full bloom By Melonie Raichel While walking to and from class and the cafe', or trying to find a parking space in front of the girls' dorms, you may have found it a bit more of a task than when you left campus before Christmas. All of this is due to "The Master Plan for Cen- tenary College" which was unveiled to the press in the Centenary Room by Dr. Webb this past Monday. In 1980 a Campus Improvement Com- mittee was formed consisting of com- munity leaders in- terested in the hor- ticultural development of Centenary. The first step of this 20 year plan is a $120,000 rose garden to be located in front of Hamilton Hall. Hodges Garden has been funded by William and Sarah James, endowing the garden in memory of Addie Hodges, Mrs. James grandmother, and Magee Hodges James, Mr. James' mother. The interest from the fund will supply the payment to keep Hodges Garden beautified. The feature attraction of Hodges Garden is Centenary's very own breeded maroon rose to represent the schools' color, being shipped in from California. Another plan of many is a 40,000 scheme to better the entrance area to Centenary College. A better walk system will be installed for the students. Plants and shrubbery will be established so that the views seen upon en- tering the college will be much more pleasing to the eye. How did all this come about? Mr. Harry Balcom is the man behind the plan. He was quoted to have said, "This campus has the potential of being one of the most beautiful spots in Shreveport." The firm of Townsley I Sch- wab and Associated, Landscape Ar- chitects-land Plan- ners was hired to develop a Master Plan for the Centenary College campus. According to Dr. Webb, President of Centenary College, funds are obtained through donors; and construction is in ac- cord to the availability of these funds. The rose garden and embellished entrance are only two of many plans contained in Centenary's Master Plan. Dr. Webb is holding an open meeting next Monday, February 14, for students, and the following Monday, February 21, for faculty to ask questions and express opinions etc. So, if you have questions to ask or statements to state, the opportunity is being given to you. Page 2 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, February It, KM Editorial Why roses? Ill tell you why James Dormitory is the largest women's dorm on the Centenary College Campus. Webb Pomeroy is one of the most distinguised and knowledgeable professors on the Centenary faculty. One man is respon- sible for the T.L. James Dorm and for establishing the T.L. James Chair of Religion. The same also generously contributes to the Great-Teachers- Scholars Fund as well as the athletic fund. Now, some man has donated to our college, a $120,000 rose garden to be situated in front of Hamilton Hall. He has requested that "The Hodges Rose Gardens" be in the memory of his mother, Maggie Hodges James, and his grand- mother, Addie Reynolds Hodges. The project is endowed, which simply means the beauty of the garden will be main- tained. The man who has given $120,000 out of his pocket is Bill James. He and his wife, Sarah, are supplying the funds for "The Hodges Rose Garden". Mr. James is the same man who gave us James Dorm and the endowed T.L. James Chair of Religion. Many have questioned, "Why Roses?" As evidenced, Mr. James has not given our campus 'just roses', but has actually changed the history of Centenary by his previous donation. He has contributed to student life, academics, and now the beautification of our campus. Centenary certainly could benefit from improved conditions in the science labs or the student union building could stand im- provements, but who are we to criticize a sizeable donation to the college? No matter which department receives the money or the stipulations that accompany a donation, we should be thankful that a person, a com- pany, or a group is interested enough in Centenary College to give of themselves. Don't we, as educated students, owe these donors a great deal of respect? And isn't it only fair that we allow them to donate their money with request that it be used as they desire? Somewhere, in the Shreveport -Bossier community, or beyond, there may be a person who will someday give us a swimming pool or help provide for soccer scholarships, or make renovations to Jackson Hall. But until this person surfaces, let us be glad there are people like Bill and Sarah James who have given us a dorm, a professor, and a rose garden. It works both ways, however. We have given the couple an op- portunity to see students, faculty and administration mem- bers, and visitors enjoy the sight of a rose garden featuring a specially breeded maroon rose — in memory of Mr. James' mother and grand- mother. We ac- complished this, merely by saying, "Yes, we'll accept your donation." That's why we have roses. Leigh Weeks Co-Editor Centenary Conglomerate Editorial Why we're not always happy There has been quite a lot of talk lately among Centenary co- eds and administrators about the purpose of the editorial page. The talk does not run rampant across campus but the talk exists. A mistaken belief is that this page is used to force beliefs onto the readers, however. It is the belief of the Editors that this page should be used to ex- press opinions and through these expressed opinions, raise thought. The reader of the editorials (and letters) is given the privilege to think about the editorials (and letters), to formulate his or her own opinion, and (if compelled) to write a reply. I would now like to respond to the headline. The content of this page is not always happy because of the simple fact that nobody is happy all of the time. Most of the editorials (and letters) are born out of concern over campus issues, issues that are not always pleasant. This page should not be a public relation device for the college but a voice for the students, faculty, and staff. It should not be used to attract high schoolers to enroll at Centenary nor should be used to attract donations to the college Now, if you agree or disagree with anything on this page, it is your privilege to respond. Bonnie Brown Co-Editor The OnUMiarv (loiiglmiierriie Leigh Weeks Bonnie Brown Co-Editors Business Manager Lynette Potter Managing Editor Craig Coleman News Editor Jackie Pope Features Editor Bess Robinson Sports Editor Kim Staman Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann Layout Editor Lisa I Ming Layout staff Mike Fertitta, Laura Glaze, Melonie Raichel Advertising Manager Graham Bateman Photographers Chris Murphy, Rick Anders, Rachel Fugatt Reporters Pierre Bellegarde, Veronica amels Alyce Boudreaux, David Inman Melonie ftaichel, Larry Morse, i tna Hackett, Jenny Loep, Emily Canter Columnists Alan Irvine, Betsy Camp Advisor Janie Flournoy Printer The Bossier Tribune Publishing Company The Centenary Conglomerate is written and edited by the students of Centenary College, 2911 Centenary Blvd., Shreveport, LA, 71134-0188. The views presented are those of the staff and do not necessarily reflect administration policies of the college. The Centenary Conglomerate is published weekly except for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and examination periods. Subscription price is $9 per year. the Centenary Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other contributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence received and reject any and ail contributions. Contributions become the property of The Centenary Conglomerate. Letters must be accompanied with name. Deadline for copy is Sunday, 6 p.m. From The Wizard's Kettle By J. Alan Irvine Winter winds howl past the cold glass of the windows as I toss the bagload of books on my bed. This load represents the third pile of books I've had to buy so far. And that after the hassles of registration; which were fortunately not too many this year. Except, of course, this bit about anything after noon being considered late registration, with the accompanying fees and fines. Yes, I realize that the whole matter was set out in the class schedules, but how many people actually pick up one of those and read it until halfway through registration? Besides, Real Men don't use instructions. But despite the Ad- ministration's best efforts I somehow made it through, actually finding myself fully officially registered and equipped. My bank account looked as if Jesse James had made a friendly withdrawal, my arms ached from carrying shipments of books and my feet cried from standing so long in countless lines, but I was ready to begin. Very ready! Those of us who have taken interims on campus know how long and boring those weeks can be — the campus lies dead; hardly anyone is around; even the most creative minds run out of things to do. But no matter how bad times get they still seem positively giddy and wild compared to spending the entire six- week eternity at home, especially when you've spent only scattered weeks home at the past couple of years. There is a definite statute of limitations on your status as a visitor. You soon cease to be "on vacation," parents quickly begin to view you as a hired hand instead. "While you're home, would you mind..." becomes a familiar refrain. Friends, although glad to see you after so long, begin to wear thin. How often can you talk over old times, or tell hilarious stories about pjeople they've never "Snap out off smoking! met? Eventually the fact that you're still on vacation while they've been back in classes for weeks and weeks tends to irritate them ever so slightly. (I can't imagine why...) Every conversation starts with "You haven't gone back to school yet?!" One quickly memorizes the explanation of how interim doubles the holiday length. Even going to the movies loses its glamour. There are simply not enough films out to fill up six weeks of vacation -— believe me, I tried. Yes, holidays are a nice, welcome break. But it is great to be back! "Whenever you feel like smokin' a cigarette, instea strikin up a match. striK* the band- the LarrvHag^ Special Stop Smokin" Wr^. Snappin'Red Rubber Ban 0 Get one free from your American Cancer Society- AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY* t; Thursday, February 10. 1983 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Page 3 Security system to stop theft "What is it?" "Where did it come from?" "Why is it?" "Is it dangerous?" Well, it's not dangerous as far as we can tell, but just what it is is a new security system in- stalled to improve library service by preventing theft of books from the Magale Library. According to Jim Volny, Director of Library Services, steadily mounting book losses are now costing the library about $5000 to $6000 a year. These losses will be greatly reduced by the new detection system. "The great percentage of patrons are honest, and would not intentionally take a book or periodical without checking it out," said Volny. "In most cases, it's just a matter of being forgetful. Of course, there are also those who will selfishly walk off with popular volumes and source materials in short supply," said Volny. "This is not only unfair and disappointing to other patrons, but strains the library budget as we attempt to replace lost material and also buy new books." So, to guard against forgetfulness and selfishness, workers from C-BARC are "sensitizing" library materials which will activiate an electronic device if patrons at- tempt to leave with materials that have not been properly checked out. A loud beeping indicates that a sen- sitized book is being carried out, and the exit gate automatically locks. While preferring to keep the details of the system secret, Volny did say that it involves markers hidden in the book. At the checkout desk, a book check unit deactivates the signal when books are charged out, and reactivates the signal as the books are BECOME AN EXECUTIVE IN 21 WEEKS. As an Army officer, you'll have many respon- sibilities. And some special privileges. That's in addition to Army benefits such as health care and up to 30 days earned vacation a year. And there may even be a chance to travel or live abroad. returned to the library. The system will not slow checkout procedures as the book can be deac- tivated in a fraction of a second by simply placing the book on the book check unit. "We know it is easy for a patron to inad- vertently mix up library material with personal belongings, particularly when he or she is in- volved in a major research project," Volny said. "For- tunately, this system will detect such material even when it is placed in briefcases, attache cases, or book bags." Volny noted that book losses are a major expense for libraries everywhere, and losses are greatest among books which are in heaviest demand — including newer materials and reference works. "Since the new system does its job quietly and without fuss, it has good ac- ceptance among library patrons," he said. "And our library becomes a more valuable resource center because we are able to devote our ef- forts to assisting patrons and our budgets to new materials." If you're a college senior, you can apply early and get our exams out of the way. If you pass the exams, we'll guarantee your Officer Can- didate School (OCS) in writing. Take your first step toward becoming an Army officer today by calling: Sgt. 1st Class Phillip Buchanan U.S. Army Recruiting Station 9036 Mansfield Road Shreveport, La. Phone; 336-5323 ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. SGA President trips the alarm on the new security system in Magale Library. The Cream of The College <3 The Dean's List for fall, 1982 has been an- nounced. The list is as follows : 4.0 students: Barbara C. Amsler, Todd Allen Anders, Amanda Lee Arnold, Stephen J. Atwell, Thurndotte B. Baughman, Richard A. Bennett, Jr., Jeffrey W. Blakeman, Kathryn Sue Bloomfield, Patrick Sammy Booras, Linda
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• Whitt, Ricky L. Willis, Jack B. Wise III, Robyn Elizabeth Young, Timothy \ Page 4 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, February 10, 1983 Overcoming math anxiety By Emily Carter Calcuphobics, take heart! During January interim, Centenary offered a class to help cure math anxiety. The course, taught ty Dr. Virginia Carlton, Chairman of the Math Department, featured Sheila Tobias as a guest lecturer. Ms. Tobias is the author of the books, Overcoming Math Anxiety, one of the texts used in the class. According to both the teacher and the students, the course was a success. All worked together to identity their fears of math and to find ways to become more confident. Cissi Fleming, a Math Anxiety class member, has had a phobia about math since early high school. "My family moved around a lot, and my math education was never consistent. My fears really hit me when I came in a month late to an advanced algebra class in ninth grade. I never caught up and never knew what was going on." everything tnat went on." Fleming also tried desperately to avoid dealing with the sub- ject. "I made bad grades and couldn't get out of the class. I even tried to flunk out," she said. Originally, Ms. Tobias had planned to write her book for the benefit of women, assuming that they were they were the only ones suffering from the anxiety. Later, she found that this was not the case. Beauford Frye said, "Men were sup- posedly the minority with this fear, but in our class the ration was fairly even with only a few more women than men." Frye, a Centenary psychology major and course member, added, "Everyone assumes that the anxiety is their own fault. They think they're dumb when it comes to math and for those who are good at it, it comes easily." Another class member, Jill Cornish, felt her anxiety stem- med from pressured study encounters with her father. "I'd always had problems with math and I'd ask my dad to help me. He is an engineer, and even though he was patient, he couldn't understand why I didn't catch on to his explanations." Many sufferers of math anxiety had the same trouble with parental help. As anxieties wor- sened, students tried to avoid math altogether. Cornish said, "I would not confront math. When I went to math class, I would mentally detach myself from The outcome ot the course was positive. Many student conquered their fears, and are going on to new mathematics courses. Beauford Frye says he will attempt Statistics in the '83 fall semester, and Jill Cornish is presently enrolled in a Finite Mathematics class. "I don't know how well my anxiety is overcome yet," she said, "but I think the class really helped." Dr. Carlton will present a report on Math Anxiety to the President's Round Table on March 16. Students are welcome to attend. We would like to convey our appreciation for all the expressions of love and sympathy extended to us by the administration, staff, faculty, and students during the recent loss of our loved one. Sincerely, Mrs. Arthur F. Williford & Dr. Michael Williford. ITS CARNIVAL TIME By Bess Robinson Features Editor Though they are on a probationary standing, theMardi Gras holidays are back on the Cen- tenary College calendar for the first time since the spring of 1979. Because Feb. 14 and 15 are now recognized as school holidays, more people are expected to make the trip to New Orleans this year than in each of the past three years, when absences on these days were most often counted "unex- cused." I talked with four Mardi Gras veterans who suggested several ways to make the experience all the more safe and en- joyable — for first- timers as well as for the more seasoned revelers. First and foremost, be sure to have reserved a place to stay before you make the five-and-a- half to six-hoiir trip down. Patty Hamilton predicts that by this time, motels or hotel will be hard to find — but suggests that you try looking on the West Bank, or if you have a car or plenty of money for cabs, in New Orleans East. Ford Williams adds taht besides being hard to get, accommodations will doubtlessly be very expensive — perhaps well over $100 a night. Both Hamilton and Williams recommend staying with a friend who lives in the area. Janie Imperial, who has lived in New Orleans for 18 years, warns, "Be extremely careful in the crowds — they're nothing but a bunch of barbarians!" She and Hamilton agree that picking up doubloons and beads can be really dangerous since many people wear football cleats or shoes with razor blades in their sides, "to slash you for doubloons," as Imperial puts it. The "right" way to pick up grounded trinkets seems to be this: step on them as soon as they fall, and wait until the float passes by before you kneel down to pick them up. There are at least two "strategies" for ac- cumulating lots of Mardi Gras "treasures" in a relatively short time. Greg Blackman suggests that you go to some of the parades in the more outlying areas (he says the Krewe of Diana is a good one) where the people may be only one or two deep. Imperial and Hamilton both recommend taking plenty of reeb with which to barter. The ideas is to get a place at the beginning of the parade, and trade your "goods" for beads, doubloons, and in the case of the Zulu Parade, painted coconuts. A place near the begin- ning is preferable to one at the end, they say, because by the time the float finishes, everyone on it will be drunk anyway, so your reeb won't make any dif- ference. A few more suggestions for safety: travel in groups of at least three (especially if you're there with just 2001 BECK BUILDING 425-7211 girls); don't get too close to the floats (since in its surge to grab for trinkets, the crowds could push you right underneath) ; and if you bring ladders, place them well away from the street ( where people are really crushed together), and don't tie them together. A Mardi Gras rookie may not — but should — realize that there are no bathroom facilities (one must order something in a bar or restaurant and use theirs); you can't go to the balls unless you are invited by someone in the Krewe (and even so, you're only allowed to watch the dancing); no glassware is allowed on the streets; and the famous all-Black Zulu parade makes a point never to follow the route it is scheduled to follow! So keeping all of this in mind, you should take advantage of the '83 Mardi Gras holidays — go experience New Orleans; catch the parades (Rex, Zulu, Endymion, Bacchus, Comus, and the truck parade are some of the most popular, but check the local papers for others); take in the French Quarter during the day (when most people are hung over in their rooms, so there's not such a crush) , and "Have a good time!" as Patty Hamilton says... just be back for classes on Wednesday, or this privilege will be taken away! HAPPY MARDI GRAS CENTENARIANS EARN YOUR WINGS IK 40 WEEKS. The Army's Warrant Officer Flight Training Program is a 40-week course designed to train you to become an Army aviator and a warrant officer. It's your chance to fly above the best. In the Army you'll enjoy many benefits like good pay, training, travel, 30-days paid vacation each year, and a chance to continue your education. And the privilege of wearing the silver wings of an Army aviator is an honor few can claim. To see if you qualify, call: Sgt. 1st Class Phillip Buchanan U.S. Army Recruiting Station 9036 Mansfield Road Shreveport, La. Phone: 226-5323 ARMY BE ALL YOU CAN BE. Page 5 Welcome Back to^peak ^{Music professor joins recording world Another year, another semester. Same old stuff you say? Well, not necessarily. Many things around Cen- tenary may be changing. For example, this year we have a Mardi Gras holiday. You better enjoy it because it may be taken off the calendar again. Note: if you want the holiday next year don't cut classes to extend your vacation; the faculty argued last year that if they gave us an inch, we would take 1.61 kilometers. Let's prove them wrong. Another change we may soon face deals with fall rush. The student life committee is looking into the possibility of a second semester rush. Also interim may go. The faculty will vote on next year's calendar before long. (The fate of the Mardi Gras holiday will be decided at the same time.) And don't forget Pegasus, it may die beause A. the SUA doesn't care B. the SGA doesn't have the funds}
• the Pegasus staff won't cooperate with the SGA, or D. the students don't care. You decide. Not all the changes are controversial, but they can be em- barrasing. Have you been by the library lately? There is a new security system there, and I can assure you it works even when it's not supposed to. Finally, to round off the list of things that are changing around Centenary is the seniors. Precisely, their presence will be altered; they will be gone. In a few months the seniors will be handed diplomas, and sent out in the world to discover how bad the economy really is. So it looks like there are a lot of new things around Centenary, but maybe it really isn't anything new. As an ancient philospher once said, "There is always change." Unless of course you want a coke or to play video. By the way, welcome back. Greg Blackman SGA President "Editing the Conglomerate in my sophomore year was a lot of fun, especially writing editorials that shook folks up." Pulitzer prize winner Paul Greenburg at- tended Centenary College for two years, 1954-56. He will return to his alma mater on Feb. 17 to speak at Con- vocation to be held at 11 a.m. in Kilpatrick Auditorium. Greenburg has come a long way since his days with The Conglomerate. Presently he is Editorial Page Editor of the Pine Bluff Com- mercial Newspaper based in Arkansas and has been a syndicated columnist since 1971. Recently Greenburg was presented the American Society of Newspaper Editors Distinguished Writing Award. In addition, he has received the Grenville Mallard Award and the Arkansas Journalist 1982 Award. IRS agents needed On Feb. 18th Mr. Bobby Wingard with the Internal Revenue Department will be on campus to interview students interested in ^coming an Internal Revenue Agent. If you have had 24 fours of accounting or if you have had 18 hours of accounting and 6 hours of Business Law, he would like to talk with you. Your application would need to be completed and in the Internal Revenue Office prior to March 1st. Please call Leah at 369- 5117 to make an ap- pointment. December or June graduates are urged to apply. Other recruiters are being scheduled for the last week in February and the 1st 2 weeks in March. The list will be mailed out soon with instructions for making appointments. Friday at 9:30 intheS.U.B. The Best Entertainment Picture Off 1977 PG SILVER STRERKfc "«! BENE WILOER JILL CLAYBURGH RICHARD PRYOR 1977 20TH CENTURY-FOX pii MS INCORPORATED By Veronica Ameis Has anyone heard of the new album entitled "William Teague Plays Willan, Franck, Ginastera? ' * Professor of Music William Teague has recorded the music on the organ at St. Mark's Episcopal Church in Shreveport. "That organ is con- sidered to be one of the finest in the world." Mr. Teague is a Gainsville, Texas, native and he attended Southern Methodist University and the Curtis Institute of Music, earning a Bachelor's degree in Music. He has been on the Centenary staff and on the staff of St. Mark's since 1948. He also holds membership in the American Association of University Professors, American Guild of Organists, American Hymn Society, Association of Anglican Musicians, Methodist Fellowship of Musicians, American Guild of English Handbell Ringers, and Royal School of Church Music. Professor Teague also spends time on the board of the Community Concerts, and Shreveport Opera Advisory Board. William Teague used his musical background to go through the lengthy process of recording "William Teague Plays Willan, Franck, Ginastera". The long procedure of taping, retaping the album, took time to make the microphones in the correct position and to make sure the organ was in tune continuously. Then the record jacket had to be designed — William Teague had help from two other men, Stan Williamson and Drew Hunter to make his record album complete. He went through the process of recording the album because he en- joys playing the organ, preserving its sound and sharing the music with as many people as possible. The album will be sold at the bookstore for $9.00 and may be pur- chased at the St. Mark's Gift Shop or through Professor Teague. Centenary anticipates special homecoming By Alyce-Elise Boudreaux This coming Feb. 26, Centenary College will experience a very different Homecoming than it has in previous years. And what is so different about 1983? Quite simply, Cen- tenary is coming two of its most important events: Homecoming and High School Weekend! Not only will our campus be teaming with alumni from our past, it will also abound with prospective students for our future. It will certainly be a major event, and many activities are being planned. One such activity is the revival of an old HC tradition — the decorating contest between the various fraternity and sorority houses on campus. One only need look through older editions of the Yencopin to find that this activity was an annual event, and was only recently discon- tinued. With the arrival of high school students, however, it will be an excellent opportunity for the Greeks to show their school spirit and involvement on cam- pus. The entire campus will participate in a pep rally sponsored by the cheerleaders in the early afternoon, where the winners of the House Decorating Contest will be announced, and the clues for the annual $100 hunt will be given. That evening, there will be a formal dinner a la caf — complete with white table cloths, fresh flowers, candlelight, and soft music. The actual HC game will begin at 7:45 p.m. and will include all the excitement of the an- nouncement of the Court, and the crowning of the 1983 Homecoming Queen. Immediately following the game, high school students, alumni, and our students will join together in the SUB for the Homecoming High School Weekend dance. It promises to be a good time for all involved. The SGA and the Admissions Office are responsible for these extensive plans. We encourage everyone to become involved in these activities, and to help the high school students feel at home here at Centenary as we anticipate the new facets and changing of Homecoming '83. The MCAT registration forms are in. This test is given April 9th and registration materials must be postmarked by the 4th of March. Other upcoming test dates to note: Test Register by GRE April 23rd March 18 June 11th May 6 NTE April 30th (Specialty) March 28 GMAT June 18 March 13 LSAT Feb. 19th walk in Coming Wednesday, Feb. 16: A story of envy, hatred, friendship, triumph, and love. Turning poinP ASHLEY'S AMOCO SERVICE 3040 Ontenanf Blvd at Kinp Hfwj SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA 71104 Graphic Arts and Printing 5i8 East Washington SHREVEPORT, LA. 71104 TELEPHONE (318)865-4394 / (318)868-0517 Page 6 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, February 10, 198: L.T.J. Gourmet By Larry Morse Tina Hackett Jenny Leop During the course of the semester, L.T.J. Gourmet will critique a restaurant in the Shreveport-Bossier City area, in each issue. We will visit eating establishments of various price ranges that are both familiar and unfamiliar to Centenary students. This week, L.T.J. Gourmet visited a favorite among Shreveporters ; Seven Sisters Restaurant, located in the Square. Seven Sisters is managed by Charles Lombardino and David Mock. The atmosphere here is an impressive cross between the late Victorian style and the modern style of today. The Menu consists of such spicy appetizers ranging from a delicious fried broccoli and cheese dish to oysters on the half shell and assorted cold seafoods. The entree's range from steaks to a very delicious but slightly tough Prime rib. They serve several succulent seafood dishes and a wide variety of gourmet burgers and sand- wiches. The prices range from moderate to expensive, dress is casual, and they accept MasterCard, Visa and American Express credit cards. No per- sonal checks are ac- cepted. The establish- ment is open Monday through Friday for Lunch at 11:30 a.m. It is open for dinner until 10:15 p.m Monday through Friday and from 5:00 p.m. until 11:15 p.m. on Satur- days. The restaurant is closed Sundays. Seven Sisters is perfect for a romantic Valentines dinner. So, go out for dinner at Seven Sisters and en- joy!. 77m / En tcrtain m en I

  Students kill time as well as video monsters on the new games in theS.U.B. Mini Movie Review By Melonie Raichel For those of you who enjoy action and excitement with a lot of far-out comedy, "They Call Me Bruce" is a movie you should hot miss. "They Call Me Bruce" is written along the same lines as "Airplane I" and "Airplane II." So if you want intellect and deep discussion, save this movie for another time. But, if you want to just sit back and laugh, don't miss "They Call Me Bruce." Art sale C€-C€CCC« Grapevine A special exhibition and sale of Original Orientall Art will be presented on Friday, February 11, 1983 at Centenary College, Jackson Hall, Studio 34, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. A representative from MARSON LTD of Baltimore, Maryland will be on hand to answer questions about the collection of etchings, woodcuts, lithographs, serigraphs and paintings. Liz S.: I hope you're as happy as I am now that my mothers has given me permission to marry you. Joe. HYPODERMIC IMPREGNATION!! Hey K.W.: you're a really swell guy. Let's go out and consume! May this page, by a small miracle, become just as prostegus (sic) as its editor. Hey John: How's your love life, or is it? Toe-head: Robbing the cradle nowadays — must be desperate!! L.S.: You had a fine date on Sat. night! I wish I could have been you. M.M.S.: 124! Love, K.E. CM.: What's happening toots? Night Owi was a BLAST! I can't wait till next Sat. night in Baton Rouge - Major Party! See ya there. Loe Phil. Lee: You'd better start praying because the next time that we play backgammon — I will kill you! — your old jogging buddy J.B.: Congratulations on pledging ThetaChi! STACY: ...in your opinion Hey B.M., CO., J.F., J.C, L.S., J.D., thanks for keeping me from missing my Animal too much. Love, K. Stacy, had any more "wild" dreams? HVD! Heart lines Pat: Happy Valentines Day! Is that a tree branch in his hand or what? Love Al ways, your Edna RGT: Psst! Click! Smack! Ahh! ILY12UITS! Mic Buni: I love y ou my snotgurgle! K.W.: Sorry about the plane. Happy V.D. Dinner Sometime? B.E.: Be my Valentine! WUV YA - M.C. Happy Valentine's Day. Sandpiper — Love you. $ Bill. I "Suitelove" you, Becca and Trace! HVD Ed. Love, Co. Eddie. How bout them hillbillies? HVD! Tania and Carmel N., Happy Valentine's Day, Love Bud! Jill, lock your closet on valentines Day! Love, Visitor. Happy Valentine's Day Mr. Grinch! I Love You, Tennybopper. BKS — Hey monkey, I love you! Tracey. Happy Valentines Day. I love you Mickey. B.S.D.: "I love you." Through all the rainy days our rainbow will shine. K.D.A. Wally: I LOVE YOU! Happy Valentines Day. This took approx. 1 1 /2 minutes to write — it took up a small portion of my time! Janette JOE PRATHER: Happy Valentines Day! From: Your Valentine H.C: Sorry about the other night! Have a qreat Valentines Day! S.W. Mr. Accounting — Short term needs new clothes. Happy Valentine s Day anyway! SLW — Happy VD and no more phone bills! Love, Trace. Happy Valentine's Day ? Bill! Love you. Sandpiper. Diana Marble — Good luck at LSU. Happy Valentines Day! You're the Greatest — Joe. Big Wee Knee Knows How!! Little Fat Bun and hopes the 14th will include some. EXCUSE ME, MI55...HA5 MY SWEET BABBOO BEEN IN THE STORE TOPAY? WHEN HE COMES IN TO BUY MV VALENTINE CANPK PLEASE TELL HIM THAT I PREFER CHOCOLATE CREAMS m Cynthia: Your big sis has not forgotten you! Happy Valentines Day! I love you always, Janette. Susan K. darling: Love of my life, I can't live with out you. Please be mine forever! Your secret Admirer A buttercup Uoutique WE MAKE IT PRETTY A COMPLETE FLORAL SERVICE CITY WIDE DELIVERY 865-6504 IF NO ANSWER 222-SS72 k SILK 8. DRIED ARRANGEMENTS • INTENSIVE CARE UNIT FOR YOUR SICK PLANTS 524 E KINGS HWY Night life 1 COWBOYS CLUB: 1005 Gould Dr. Bossier Fri.: Sat. 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  868-32* —call for directions— yy Thursday, February 10, 1983 - THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Page 7 Around Campus |s. Weekend Registration is now 0 pen for Centenary College's High School Weekend Feb. 26-27. Cost for the entire weekend is $5, which ncludes lodging, all meals, and tickets to the' Homecoming Game and Dance. Students are urged to register early as reservations are t limited. For in- formation on group reservations, contact Charlie Atkins in the Office of Admissions, Centenary College, 869-

• Sr. Adult Registration Registration for the expanded Senior Adult Education Program at Centenary College will ibe held Tuesday, Feb. 15, from 9 a.m. until 1 p.m. in the lobby of Hamilton Hall. Those who cannot come in person, may register by calling the Senior Adult Education Office, 869-5115, or by mailing in a registration form to the College, P.O. Box 4188, Shreveport, LA 71104. Movies "Silver Streak" will be shown Friday, at 9 : 30 p.m. in the SUB. The following Wednesday, the movie "Turning Point" will be on the screen. And don't forget the VCR showing each Saturday and Sunday evening. Mardi Gras Party Alex Snook Jones and his Club of Clouds will entertain at the SGA Mardi Gras Party to be held Thurso night in the Caf. The Jazz band will perform at the party which will be held from 4:30-8:30. Gymnastics Meet Students interested in attending an upcoming gymnastics meet at LSU-BR should contact Kathy Turner, Student Activities Director. If there is enough interest a bus will be chartered and the approximate cost would be $30. This cost included tran sportation, meals and lodging. Contact Kathy at 869-5266. Support your gymnasts! Greek Beat Editor's note: All copy for Greek Beat must be typed, double-spaced or it will not be accepted. Deadline is Monday, 1 p.m. Kappa Alpha We the brothers of Kappa Alpha are looking forward to Mardi Gras Pre Party Thursday. We are hoping to set a new record for keg con- sumption since we will be out of school. We hope everybody will make an appearance. For all of those brothers who went to New Orleans last week for Province Council, and enjoyed the exotic drinks at Nick's Bar we would like to say hope to see everybody at Nicks which will be our Mardi Gras headquarters and place of drunken refuge. Congratulations to Jr. on the christening of his Onrop pad. Well Dr. Disgusting is with us again only he's livng in the closet. Also we have two new permapledges Jr. Biles, and Scott Polock. Congratulations goes out to Yoken for pinning Suzy. Hope you enjoyed your date with the cannon, but hate to say it Old Joe but you looked like a sweep the kitchen pizza. Burke and Talley you know how to play basketball if you lose to Jay, Bob and Greg. Hiya Dr. Disgusting Theta C hi The Brothers and pledges of Theta Chi Fraternity are both proud and pleased to announce the addition of Jeff Buseick to our pledge class. Needless to say last weekend's Belated New Years Eve party was a blast with Red Death taking a tremendous toll in casualties. Night Owl was also a good time. We are eagerly looking forward to Mardi Gras this weekend. A fun time will be experienced by everybody. Chi-Omega The Iota Gamma chapter of Chi Omega would like to welcome Katy Stevens, our new affiliate from the Phi Gamma chapter at LSU. Congratulations to Cara Derrick and Cie Hawkins for their parts in the upcoming play. Also to Cie, congratulations for advancing to the regional finals in the Irene Ryan acting competition. Congratulations to the Chi Omegas on the homecoming court: Cathy Amsler, Lisa Chaisson, Missy Moore, and Libby Taylor. A good time was had by all at Night Owl last Saturday. It was good to see everyone out and hootin' around again. All I want to know, Ron V., you disco king, is where did you learn to twirl a scarf like that? Tau Kappa Kpsilon Tau Kappa Epsilon Greek Beat has returned after a long hiatus. We congratulate the TKEO.D.'s — Libby Taylor, Lisa Chaisson, and Thurndotte Baugh- man — who were named to the Homecoming Court. We are also happy for the other gals who have been honored. It will be a game we are sure the Fighting Gentlemen will win. The Tekes are looking forward to delivering SPRING SCHEDULE REVISED Spring Semester, 1983 Dorms open Registration!8:30 a.m.-6.30 p.m. Class work begins Mardi Gras Holidays Last day for enrolling, adding courses, or changing sections Mid-semester grades due Last day for dropping courses or changing enrollment status Spring recess begins Spring recess ends Pre-registration Dead Week Class work ends; last day for removing incomplete grades from preceding semester Senior grades due Semester examinations Baccalaureate and Commencement Dorms close 1 p.m. January 30 January 31 8:20 a.m. February 1 February - 4, 15 February 17 Noon March 18 March 23 2:10 p.m. March 25 8:20 a.m. April 5 April 13-21 May 14-19 May 19 4 p.m. May 17 May 20-25 2:30 p.m. May 22 5 p.m. May 26 canned goods for St. Mark's Church — we receive no proceeds. But we will achieve financial solvency after our doughnut sale. Rest assured they will contain little air. Springtime should also see a TKE-sponsored carnival as a fund- raiser. Marcus Clements' prize-winning Saab has received a new interior. Old Marcus had some installation help from Karen. It looks great Marcus! Also note that Robert has come back to Centenary and is enrolled for 16 hours. We are proud of the choir for its wonderful performance in Barry Manilow's final encore. We sure hope they do us proud in the Far East. Finally, we are looking forward to our intra-chapter foosball tournament. Thanks be to the Chi Omegas for a raucous Night Owl. AFTERNOON BABYSITTERS NEEDED — If you are available on Monday and Wednesday, 1:30- 5:30 and have a car, I have a job for you. Please call 869-5117. If you are interested in babysitting, M,T,W,F 11:30-2:30 and have a car I have a job for you. Please call 869-5117. THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH AT CENTENARY COLLEGE The Herndon Canterbury House Woodla wn Avenue at Wilkinson Street (Behind KA House and Across from Playhouse) WEDNESDAYS 5PM-Holy Communion 5:30 PM— Free Supper Dan Mann, Resident Father Paul, Chaplain 865-0466 ALL ARE WEHiMEl Page 8 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, February 10, 1983 Ladies qualify in N.A.I. A. The Centenary Ladies assists and 30 steals, reached their first goal The top four teams of the 1982-83 basketball from each division will season in Marshall, Tx., be in the NAIA District on Feb. 3, when they 30 playoffs. As it stands defeated the Wiley Lady the Ladies will play Kittens 60-58 on a 20-foot Spring Hill College in shot at the buzzer by Mobile, Ala., because Amy Slaton. they lead the eastern The win enabled the division with a 4-0 Ladies to qualify for the record. National Association of If the Ladies knock off Intercollegiate William Carey Saturday Athl^Hcs (NAIA) night, then they will Distr JO playoffs with wind up 4-4 in the a 3-4 conference record western division and with one game left finish in third place and against William Carey will play Tugaloo this Saturday. College in Tugaloo, The Ladies are Miss, on Tuesday, currently 9-11 on the March 1. season, excluding a "We're just ex game with Nor- tremely happy to be ir thwestern Louisiana on the playoffs," head Monday, and are coach Joe St. Andre said looking forward to three after downing Wiley straight home games to College. "The girls have end the regular season, worked hard for this Northeastern plays in and they deserve the the Gold Dome on chance to compete for Thursday, Feb. 17, the District 30 title." followed by Arkansas- Should the Ladies Little Rock on Feb. 19, capture the District 30 and Northwestern State title, then they would on Feb. 22. Tip off is 5: 30 host the first-round of for each game. the regional playoffs in Shreveport, La., in the After 20 games Zebber Satcher, a 6-0, Gold Dome. The winner senior-center, from of the regional playoffs Saline, La., leads the advances to the national Ladies in rebounding playoffs to be played in and scoring, averaging Kansas City, Mo , in the 0 rebounds and 13.9 Kemper Arena on points per game. She is March 17-19. ranked first in the NAIA The Ladies are 5-6 in free throw accuracy since Christmas. They making 44 of 53 for a .830 have been playing percentage. better offensively as a TempieRatcliff, a 6-0, unit and suffered three senior-forward, from of the losses by a total of iLogansport, La., is eight points. Twice they averaging 13.1 points fell to Arkansas Tech, and 7.0 rebounds per an NAIA team, 66-64 in game. Nancy Hultquist double overtime in leads the team in assists Shreveport and 59-56 in and steals. She has 92 Russeville, Ark. GAME BY GAME RESULTS OPPONENT SOUTHEASTERN LOUISIANA LSU 'LOUISIANA COLLEGE •WILLIAM CAREY EAST TEXAS BAPTIST EAST TEXAS BAPTIST SOUTHEASTERN LOUISIANA •LOUISIANA COLLEGE NICHOLLS STATE UNIV. ARKANSAS-LITTLE ROCK •WILEY COLLEGE HARDIN SIMMONS UNIVERSITY •ARKANSAS TECH NORTHWESTERN STATE McMURRY COLLEGE HAROIN-SIMMONS UNIVERSITY COLLEGE OF THE OZARKS •ARKANSAS TECH •WILEY COLLEGE NICHOLLS STATE UNIV. •NAIA DISTRICT 30 GAME RESULT L, 65-72 L, 41-105 L, 48-84 L, 60 70 W, 87-64 W, 61-39
• 70-72 W, 75-64 W, 86-67 W, 77-58 W, 66-59 W, 74-40 L, 64-66 20T L, 55-75 W, 69-59 L, 42-60 L, 55-65 L, 56-59 W, 60-58 L, 67-68 Lady Gymnasts: Winners again Papers, dissertations, thesis by word processor. Quick, more flexible, more professional. Each copy can be an original. Permanent record possible. Call 424-7610 Melville Associates The Centenary Ladies Gymnastic team is once again in the midst of a winning season. The Ladies have achieved this winning record without the help of one of last years top com- petitors, Margot Todd Evans, who is red- shirting this year. This year's championship team consists of returning A 1 1 - Americans Jennifer Forshee, Janet Stevens, Jill Brown, Susan Gibson, Lisa Greenhaw and three new com- petitors Katrina Kellogg, Jessica Soileau and Diana Marble. The Ladies opened the 1983 season with a win against the University of Southern Arkansas, 135.90-121-20, Janet Stevens captured first place in the all-around with a 34.20 score. Susan Gibson was third with a 33.85. Katrina Kellog came in fifth in the all around with a 31.40. Kellogg captured first place on vault with an 8.8, Stevens won on the uneven bars with an 8.7. Brown captured first on balance beam with an 8.7 and Gibson won on the floor with an 8.85. The Centenary Gymnasts won their second meet of the season exercising a 170.0-155.20 victory over Memphis State University. Memphis State is affiliated with the NCAA Division I ranks, therefore the Ladies used five scores instead of the required four by the NAIA to count towards the final team score. Adding the highest four scores, the Ladies defeated Memphis State 138.10- 127.10. Brown captured first place in the all- around with a 35.00. In the individual events Forshee, making her first appearance despite competing with a pulled lower back muscle, won on vault with a 8.75, Stevens on bars with a 8.70, Brown on bars with a 9.20, and Gibson on floor with a 8.95. In the first triangular meet of the season, the Ladies defeated Texas Women's University and the University of Southern Arkansas 136.30-125.65. In the all- around competition Centenary's Brown captured first place with a 34.35, while Forshee was a close second with a score of 34.30. In the individual events the Ladies on* again dominated the field with Brown win- ning on vault with 8.65, Stevens on bars with an 8.65, Forshee on beam with an 9.0 and Kellogg on floor with a 9.2 The Ladies next traveled to the University of Texas at El Paso where they completely over- whelmed the com- petition 139.35-64.60. Brown and Forshee shared first place in all- around with their score of 34.60. In individual competition on vault Brown tied Elizabeth Blake of UTEP for first place with a score of 8.90, Forshee came in first on beam with a score of 9.0. On bars Stevens tied for first with Blake with a score of 8.65, and on floor Kellog tied with Blake for top honors with a score of 9.2. The Gymnasts' five year winning streak came to an end as the Ladies traveled to the University of Arizona and went down to defeat 139.65-141.95. The loss came at the hands of a team that is ranked third in the nation. In an all-around competition Stevens placed third with a score of 35.25, and Forshee fifth with a score of 34.75. Even though the Ladies suffered their first setback in five years, head gymnastics coach Vannie Edwards was very happy with the Ladies' performance. Edwards said, ''Records were made to be broken and we will just have to start another one." After five meets the Centenary Ladies are 3- 1 in dual meets and 1-0 in triangular meets. Forshee leads the Ladies in the all-around with a 34.55 average. She is closely followed by Brown with an average of 34.47, Stevens with an average of 34.42, Gibson with an average of 33.64, and Kellogg with an average of 32.00. The Ladies will compete for the last time this year in the Dome Saturday night at 7:30 as they take on Auburn University. jThui GENTS BASKETBALL RESULTS 1 1 -27-82 Mississippi College 1 1 -29-82 Southeastern Louisiana 12-1-82 Southern Methodist 12-4-82 Univ. of Arkansas 12-6-82 Ouachita Baptist Univ. 12-9-82 Louisiana Tech 12-1 1-82 North Texas State Univ. 12-18-82 Southeastern Louisiana 1 2-20-82 Louisiana College 1-5-83 Louisiana Tech 1-8-83 Northeast Louisiana 1-13-83 Houston Baptist 1-15-83 Oklahoma State Univ. 1-1 7-83 Northwestern State 1 -20-83 Arkansas Little Rock 1 -22-83 Hardin Simmons 24-83 Georgia Southern 1-26-83 Mercer University 1- 28-83 Central Florida Univ. 2- 3-83 Samford University 2-5-83 Georgia Southern Centenary is now 3 -5 in | ^{j a -9i5.?2!?!j{!l££}

  W, 85-68 L, 73-76 L, 75-76 L, 51-79 W, 81-66 W, 69-65 L, 93-113 W, 96-79 W, 81-62 L, 59-78 W, 99-85 L, 53-58 L, 65-78 L, 75-77 L, 77-89 W, 82-67 W, 78-58 W, 68-65 W, 83-74 L, 74-85 L, 65-82 Save a Life Today Blood Plasma Needed Cash Paid Appointment Made. Donate twice a week. Earn up to $64 per month. Bring this ad your first donation and get $1 BONUS. BIO BLOOD COMPONENTS 802 Travis 222-3108 Open 7-3:30 Mon.-Fri. 2730 LINWOOD 636-9851 Welcome Back and Have A Good MardiGras! D ByJ. Have for the d you coi federal As pa tolling i young r not yet foe dra governrr niled th; foancia Studei a Pply f c " sch<

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• Centenary Trustees To Head GTSF Drive Shreveport oil men William G. Anderson and Don H. Duggan will chair Centenary College's 1983 Great Teachers-Scholars Fund. The an- nouncement was made recently by Dr. Donald
• Webb, president of the college. Anderson, a former Centenary student and member of the Board of Trustees, will be the active chairman of the drive, while Duggan, an honorary alumnus and member of the Board of Trustees, will serve as honorary chairman. The 1983 goal has been kept at $750,000, the amount raised last year. "The College is working extremely hard to hold the line on all its operating expenses, which are funded by monies raised in the Great Teachers- Scholars Fund," said Anderson. "With our proven record of sound money management, we will continue to provide quality education and services within this budget." Anderson, co-owner of Anderson Oil & Gas, has also served on Cen- tenary's Alumni Board and Gents Club Board. He is active in professional organizations and a number of civic groups including the March of Dimes (He was the recipient of the G. Peyton Kelley Award in 1974); Goodwill In- dustries; Boy Scouts of America; the YMCA, and Shreveport Rotary Club. Duggan, chairman of last year's successful fund, is founder and president of Duggan Machine Co. He is a member of the Caddo Levee Board, Shreveport Chamber of Commerce Board, Committee of 100, and the International Association of Drilling Contractors for which he has served as president. The 1983 public portion of the fund will be held Feb. 22 through March 8. Its theme is "keeping a great teacher teaching." Jim Perkins, director of development at Cen- tenary, will help co- ordinate the Fund. Boze's Mean Business For Centenary Next fall, a new teaching team, Ken M. Boze and Betsy V. Boze, will come to the business department at Centenary. At this time, they are both Ph D candidates at the University of Arkansas in Fayetteville. Mrs. Boze grew up in Shreveport. Her father was a dean at Cen- tenary. Her main in- terests lie in in- ternational marketing. Her dissertation topic is Strategic Marketing in the U.S.: A Survey of European and Japanese Expatriates. She got her B.S. in psychology at Southern Methodist University in Dallas. While attending S.M.U., she was active in KSMU Radio, Delta Delta Delta Sorority, AWS Women's Symposium Group, S.M.U. Sustentation Drive. Ken Boze is a C.P.A. and will have a Ph.D in Finance in May 1983. He will be teaching ad- vanced accounting and finance courses. Mr. Boze has spent two years part-time teaching at the un- dergraduate level while he was a Ph.D student, two years full time teaching graduate level overseas, two years teaching full time un- dergraduate, one year full time regular business experience, and three years full time self-employed in small business. Both Ken and Betsy Boze have had overseas teaching experience. In an interview, Dean Gwin commented, "We feel they will be able to bring special things to the classroom from those experiences." TTiey have lived in the U.S., Mexico, Swit- zerland, Japan, West Germany (and Berlin) and Italy. Page 2— THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, February 17, 1983 1 THE CATALOGUE NEVER % MENTIONED THIS . . TSarSUidenrEdltor^ My name is David Rockwell, and I would like very much to be able to write some one who can find the time to. I don't have any one now that would take the time. I guess some people don't understand what being alone with out Mail, could be like. I would really appreciate it, if you could put my request in your Correspondence section of your School Paper. Thank You I would like to be able to receive letters only from people who are serious about writing. I have no one to write to. I'm 28 with a mature personality in letter writing. Write to: Dave Rockwell 82C-744 Collins C.F. Helmuth, N.Y. 14079 Letter To The Editor Dear Editor: Why A Rose Garden? It has been remarked throughout history that people have tendency to look upon their own situations and predicaments idealistically while holding all others to the scornful abrasion of reality. So let us be realistic... just once. Perhaps it would be too coldly realistic to state that the in- stil Id t ion and dedication of the rose garden is a political maneuver to ensure the financial as well as political loyalties of the parties donating the impress:\ e sum of mone\ n

  Leigh Weeks Bonnie Brown Co Editors Business Manager Lynette Potter Managing Editor Craig Coleman News Editor Jackie Pope Features Editor Bess Robinson Sports Editor Kim Staman Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann Layout Editor Lisa tiling Layout staff Mike Fertitta, Laura Glaze, Melanie Raichel Advertising Manager Graham Bateman Photographers Chris Murphy, Rick Anders, Rachel Fugatt Reporters Pierre 3eilegarde, Veronica amels fkhtce Boudreaux, David lnrnar Melonie Raichel, Larry Moi^e. : :na Hackett, Jenny Loep, Emily Canter Columnists Alan Irvine, Betsy Camp Advisor Janie Flournoy Printer The Bossier Tribune Publishing Company The Centenary Conglomerate is written and edited by the students of Centenary College. 2911 Centenary Blvd.. Shreveport, LA, 71134 0188. The views presented are those ot the staff and do not necessarily reflect administration policies of the college. The Centenary Conglomerate is published weekly except for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and examination periods. Subscription price is $9 per year. the Centenary Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other contributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence received and reject any and all contributions. Contributions become the property of The Centenary Conglomerate. Letters must be accompanied with name. Deadline for copy is Sunday, 6 p.m. Open letter to all Centenary students who helped with the Louisiana Academy of Sciences meetings : We wish to thank you for the help you provided on Friday, 4 February for the LAS meetings. Your friendliness and cooperation toward everyone who attended the meetings made the day a success, which it would not have been without you. You took your assigned duties seriously and performed them efficiently and pleasantly. We were very proud to tell other meeting participants that you are students at this college, and we believe the entire Centenary community should be proud of you? conduct during these meetings. Dr.BethE.Leuck Dr. Edwin E.Leuck Dr. A. Bradley McPherson from The Wizard's Kettle By J. Alan Irvine While fooling around in the Physics Lab recently, Allison Bailes managed to ac- cidentally create a warp in the space-time continuum contacting to a point approximately 50 years in Centenary's future. The warp un- fortunately proved to be only temporary, but before it completely swallowed itself up, we managed to retrieve as an artifact from the future, a glimpse of what is to be — a small guidebook for future visitors touring the future college campus. Extracts from this guidebook follow: Welcome to CEN- TENARY GARDENS: Official Beauty Spot of the Ark-La-Tex. All of us here at beautiful Centenary Gardens wish to welcome you to our newly opened facilities and invite you to tour them at your leisure. Here at the tour's start, you see the world famous Memorium Memorial Gates — two 25 foot titanium steel columns stabbing up into the sky, great hot- pink fingers topped with a swirl of flashing neon lights; erected by H.I. Memorium is memory of himself. Once asked why he donated the erection to the gardens, Memorium reportedly replied, "well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..." Over to your right you will see the ruins of old Jackson Hall, which lead a touch of eerie, Gothic atmosphere to the gardens. Despite many stories of spectral inhabitation, the mysterious lights frequently seen in and around the decaying pile are really only students attending late night classes. Our Biology professor estimates that the colony of bats infesting the ancient skeleton is the largest such colony in the South. Other such ruins dot the gardens, but not possessing the elegance of a classical ruin which helps Jackson Hall fit in so well with the master design, they have been tastefully hidden in the center of the numerous groves of trees and shrubbery, well out of sight and do not detract from the beauty of the grounds... At this point we would like to remind our guests to please remain on the sidewalks and off of the flower beds. Sidewalks have been placed every ten feet or so and connect all conceiveable points on campus to preserve our grounds... Here in the center of the gardens you will notice our spreading, perfectly tended bowling green. The installation of this lawn represented the last phase of our highly successful program to remove all the unsightly parking lots con- taminating the grounds and replace them with silence... The phenomenon of Centenary is silence. This week, only one letter to the editor was submitted by press time. Is life so dull that nothing deserves comment? Or, are the students so inarticulate that they cannot verbalize their thoughts? Realizing that these are not the only possible explanations, I hesitate to refer to student apathy, a trite refrain on this campus. Silence. The world is in turmoil. The nation is dividing into camps of liberals and conservatives, old and young, left and right, right and wrong - and Centenary is silent. Social, political, ecological, philosophical debates are raging every where... but here. Is silence bad? Is noise good? Some geologists might answer, no; noise pollution is a severe problem indeed, and any alleviation from it is to be commended. Nevertheless, out of disagreement comes compromise and change. Have we already made life so good that we cannot hope to change it for the better? Our Silence tends to imply contentment. Our contentment with everything would imply insensitivity. Are we totally insensitive to our environment? Are we unconcerned with everything 0 Is there nothing left to do? Have we nothing more to say? Taken from a 1!K>8 issue of The Centenary C onglomerate beautiful beds... To your left you will note the recently renovated Patron's Union Building which houses, the offices of the Garden's official publication The Hamilton

  ^{Conglomerate. This journal, once run by students, was taken over by the Garden's staff some years ago after they decided that since the publication's most important purpose is attracting more funds to the upkeep and- ex- pansion of the Gardens, only people most in touch with the lofty ideals of the project should be allowed to participate in publishing its official journal. The Conglomerate is now a highly successful publica tion oDera ting religiously under the maxim "Bad News is No News."... Now we arrive at the climax of the tour — The Centenary Rose Garden. Home marigold, the Cen- tenary dandelion, the Centenary oak tree, and the newly arrived Centenary squirrel, all, a dazzling array nature's own maro and white... This concludes oi tour of the Gardens, hope that you have been bothered by ai students during yoi visit. As students tend favour a dress of jeans and T-shirt entirely out of place i our immaculal grounds; as well often wanting to thro frisbees, footballs ai engage in other a tivities harmful to delicate gardens ; it deemed necessry to b them from campi during visiting how However, once in awb one will wander usually mutterii something about livi here, but they « generally harmless ai easily removed... We hope you ha 1 enjoyed your tour of ( beautiful and justi famous Centena' Gardens. Please 1# your donations plans for the memori you would like us build for you with}

  Groundskeeper. Tha 1 you. B As my s one dered mate) deroj wear. Shre Haug ning, KRM any static woulc the ot articl in a I Back woulc the smilii and "The Counl Music my ', opene I h thoug the fi up f cours psych Dr. IV alw< listen D coi c&w natun seeme way tc day m Iwor the cl first d many Center enroll After i room i some on the Wl The Conglomerate welcomes j encourages letters from stud*" Thursday, February 17, 138E-THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE-Page 3 uary vard ch it usly nd to , and your I love Country & Western " Fatbacks Capture Coveted C&W Title By Leigh Weeks Co-Editor As I stood staring at m y sparse wardrobe one morning, I won- dered if my boots would match the white cor- deroys I wanted to wear. As I drove into Shreveport from Haughton each mor- ning, I listened to KRMD, KWKH, and any other country station my car radio would pick up. And just the other day I read an article on Floyd Cramer in a local weekly paper. Back in December I would have glanced at the picture of the smiling country singer and turned the page. "The Psychology of Country and Western Music" certainly turned my life around and opened up my eyes! I have to be honest, though. I was no doubt the first person to sign up for the interim course offered by psychology professor, Dr. Mark Dulle. I have always enjoyed listening and dancing to answer: 54. From that day forward, we met in the Student Union Building. I was under the im- pression that I held a considerable amount of knowledge when it came to C&W music. Did I ever learn otherwise. For example, Dr. Dulle, himself an avid fan, gave us the history of C&W music beginning with the first record; "Sally Goodin," a tune by Uncle Eck Robertson and Robert Gillian, recorded in the RCA label in 1922. We learned that Vernon Dalhart was the first singer to sell a million records; how the Nashville sound originated, and that in 1929, the Coon Creek Girls were the first country act to perform in the White House. Patsy Cline crooned "Faded Love" to us, and Hank Snow told us of his travels in "I've Been Everywhere." . Tex Ritter (father of Three's Company's John Ritter) confessed Dr. Dulle taught us things we couldn't learn in a honker tonk' C&W music, so naturally the course seemed like an ideal way to spend my week- day mornings. I wondered, as I sat in

  ^{e classroom on the first day of class how m any of my fellow Centenary students had trolled in the course. After every desk in the room was occupied and ^nie students lounged 011 the floor, I had my his problem to us with "Rye Whiskey," and Slim Whitman, a former mailman from Shreveport yodeled, "Bandara Waltz." Yes, we even had a test over the many (15 pages in my notebook) facts Dr. Dulle presented us with. The multiple choice was a snap, but identifying the titles or the singers of the songs he played was a little more challenging. We moved on to ex- plore the actual psychology involved in country and western music. We listened to cheatin' songs; "She's Up to Her Old Tricks Again, and "Cheater's Prayer"; drinkin' songs; "Whiskey and Gin," and "Barstool Mountain" to name a few. We heard Conway Twitty sing a love-plus song in "I'd Love to Lay You Down" and with "Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground," Willie Nelson showed us love-minus. Other categories explored were social issue songs, train and truck songs. The class included dance lessons as well. Led by Betsy Body, the meetings could have been called, "Country Dancing Made Easy in 2 Lessons." We cotton- eye Joed around the SUB and stepped all over our partners' feet. Dr. Dulle determined whether we students passed or failed the three week course by our first test, and analysis of 15 C&W songs, which included main themes, defense mechanisms, and overall rating. The third factor at- tributing to our grade was an assignment which ended up like talent day for the fifth graders. The class was to divide into small groups and perform I6S y PEOPLE WHO CARE WHEN CARE IS NEEDED • Abortion • ( inpl.innrd PrcfttiaiU'V ( otmsrlmq • f ree Pregnane v Testing • Birth Control Information • Speakers Bureau • Member National Abortion I edrration 221-5500 How, Medical!, Glt |« U >r - Women 210 Kings Highway Shreveport. LA. 71104 some type of skit, presentation or song. The winning group would receive four tickets to the David Frazzell and Shelly West concert which was scheduled for the end of January. I teamed up with Peggy Middleton, who was as equally reluctant to do the project. As a way of "escaping' ' we joined another group consisting of Paul McDowell, Helen Jernigan, Becky Timbs and Allan Todd. They were going to write and C&W song. We were scheduled to perform on a Thursday. On Tuesday we took the easy way out by near, the four female Fatbacks lost it to giggles also. After we sang our last doo-wah, we scurried to our seat, relieved it was over. As for the other groups, well; two groups wrote their own lyrics and music and were accompanied by guitars, drums and a piano. "Wow!" said the Fatbacks. What talent! Dolly Parton was in- terviewed on "Meet Nashville," and sang "Here You Come Again/' At least a 10 on my score sheet for comic appeal alone. A presentation on the life of Merle Haggard was given as well as one on Hank Williams, Jr. and two for second, and one for third place. Peggy and I discussed our decision and discovered we had chosen the same top three. What I am hesitant to admit is that neither of us voted for the "Fatbacks." The remaining members of our group were astonished. But we were insistent. We felt there were three other groups who devoted more time to their projects. Besides, how could a song about dieting win over "Your Selfish Pride" and original composition? As Dr. Dulle tabulated the votes, Peggy and I crossed our fingers in the hope that "You Really Screwed Up My Life" May Soon Be Topping The Charts we deserved to win? Peggy and I were dumbfounded. If we had actually believed we would have won, we would have voted for ourselves. Meanwhile, Allan, Becky, Helen and Paul were overjoyed. They, who had been faithful and believed in "You Really Screwed Up My Life." It was they who attend the concert, not because of our backstabbing, though. Peggy and I had relented our chances since we had joined the group late. I've heart talk that Grand '01 Opry will be in Louisiana soon to audition aspiring musicians and singers. Is it possible? Could it be that Nashville is ready for a song with lyrics such as: borrowing Kenny Rogers, "You Decorated My Life." We somehow strayed from the traditional mild country tune and ended up with a ridiculous ballad dieting. After a total of an hour and a half of practice, we took the stage; as Skinny Rogerzs, Wirey Nelson and the Fatbacks. With nothing but a tape recording of the original song, we performed, 4 'You Really Screwed Up My Life." The audience laughed, just as we had hoped, but as the last chorus drew the Louisiana Hay ride. As far as preparation, these three groups had it made. D and Gang, sang a touching tale of "The Lonely Cowboy" and Blondie and the Bud Boys" bared their souls in "You Can't Learn Country and Western in No School." To round off these and other presentations, one group summed up the entire three week class with a slide presen- tation of the history of C&W music that was both informative and amusing. Then the ballots were cast ; three points for first place, we wouldn't place in the top three. Not because we didn't want to win, but because we didn't want our lack of support to make a difference between first and second place. Blondie and the Bud Boys took third. Band Ana and "Your Selfish Pride" captured second place. Peggy and I glanced at one another with an understanding smile; whew! we're out of the race." "...And first place with 55 points is THE FATBACKS!" No, not us! You mean this class of supposedly cultured people thought Like some grnh with mt seastm Or a slttle ilittfl tlonp There was no Inutility Yo hi sr ui Is. no me ) on ihitn 'l eat for so long Then von took off yon r leris M hat an awful surprise \oir I'm ahle ht see ill the hones sin king me If here the it S - " are vonr thighs? All in all the interim was just plain fun. And Dr. Dulle believes he accomplished what he set out to do; create a new world for those who previously didn't realize the importance of country and western music. Mark Your Calendar! Homecoming Saturday, February 26th Lecture Series To Focus On Britain Graphic Arts and PruitH* 518 EAST WASHINGTON SHREVEPORT, LA 71104 TELEPHONE (318)865 4394 / (318)868 0517 A special six-week lecture series by Oxford Scholar and professor Michael Hurst will be offered at Centenary College beginning March 8. The lectures are open to Centenary students and to persons not enrolled in Cen- tenary, who may audit the classes. The course, which will focus on Modern Britain, will be offered on Tuesday and Thursday afternoons from 3:30-5:45 in Room 06 in the basement of Magale Library. The first class is March 8; the last, April 21. March 29 and 31 are holidays. Dr. Hurst was educated at Magdalen College and St. An- thony's College, Oxford. In 1956 he was appointed to lectureships at St. John's College and Magdalen College, and in 1971 he was appointed to a fullrtime research Fellowship at St. John's College, which is his current post. He is a Fellow of the Royal Historical Society, a Fellow of the Royal Society of Arts and Sciences, and a Fellow of the British Middle Eastern Studies Association. He has lectured widely in Britain, in Europe, and in American where he has taught at the Universities of Georgia and Virginia and at Yale. Persons interested in auditing the lectures for non credit should contact the Registrar's Office; persons wishing to enroll in the College to attend the lectures for three hours credit should contact the Office of Admissions. Page 4— THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, February 17, 198 3 The Grand Illusion Suspended from the ceiling, secured by two straps, Doug Yelverton performs the work he enjoys doing the most; cutting hair. This practice is not a new one, although the Shreveport area may regard this method of hairstyling as un- conventional. Yelverton, the 23 year old co-owner of the "Illusions" salon began his topsy-turvey hairstyling as "basically a rebuttal." Many hair designers were claiming they could produce a better haircut for their clients if they hung them up- side down. Yelverton realized this as a gimmick and decided to go one step further; he hung himself upside down. Between 200 and 300 newspapers picked up the story and the picture of Yelverton in action, including "The Shreveport Journal" , and the "scandal sheets", "Globe" and "The Star." Don't be startled into thinking ''Illusions" caters only to those who desire extreme hair- styles. According to Yelverton, "we try to establish a difference in hair, something out of the ordinary for Shreveport." He adds, however, that although the salon keeps up with the latest in hair fashion, they do basic, traditional cuts. Their market is mainly a younger group, age 16- 28; those who like to "stay up with fashion." "Illusions" is open Monday through Saturday, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. and is located on Line Avenue. Yelverton and his staff provide many facets of styling besides hair care, including make-up and apparel, giving proof to Yelverton's definitions of his salon as an "image" studio. By the way, Yelverton has only hung himself from the ceiling on a few occasions, for publicity stunts. Hoever, if the price is right, he could be persuaded to hang from the ankles and cut your hair in his unusual fashion! Aspiring Cartoonists Take Note Some student car- toonist or comic strip artist at Centenary College has a chance to win considerable fame, a little fortune, and even a contract with a national feature syn- dicate. All these are prizes in the 1983 Campus Car- toonist contest being conducted for student artists at every U.S. college and university. The sponsor is Tribune Company Syndicate, fourth largest in the U.S. It distributes comics, editorial cartoons, and other features to 2,000 newspapers across the U.S. and around the world. Each of the 10 winners will receive $500 plus a chance to qualify for a contract with the syndicate. Entries may consist of up to 12 comic strips, 12 editorial or humorous cartoon panels, or both. The deadline for mailing is March 7. Entry requirements are available at the office The Conglomerate The syndicate is looking for new talent, according to Robert S. Reed, its president. "Bright creative talent, young men and women who well may be attending college somewhere today," he said, "can be the syn- dicate stars of tomorrow." The campus was the starting point for many of today's most famous cartoonists, Reed pointed out. Jeff MacNelly, creator of "Shoe," started at the University of North Carolina, and Garry Trudeau's "Doonesbury" was born when he attended Yale. If there's another of these talented artists, "we'd like to help that person become famous nationally," Reed said. Yvlvrrlon [performs his "Nwsy'tuwY" nuigic. Men Turn Tables With Pageant Los Angeles — The first annual televised United States Men's Pageant is holding auditions in Los Angeles, California, for single high school and college students between the ages of 18-26 to compete for scholarships, prizes/awards, a trip to Manila, Philippines and Las Vegas, agent representation, appearances, and more totalling more than ten thousand dollars. This televised event is scheduled for August 20, 1983 at the world famous Coconut Grove in Los Angeles; preliminary try-outs on August 1-6. Deadline for entering is March 31, 1983. Contestants nationwide will be notified in early April after being selected into the semi-final round. Of these contestants, one will be chosen to represent his state to compete in the United States Men's Pageant Finals. Points will be awarded for talent, swimsuit, evening attire and interviewing categories. Academic and social achievements will also be considered. A financial bonus will be given to the contestant displaying the most original and creative state costume. Contestants will be critiqued by a panel of competent judges; some being celebrities. All interested in this glamorous opportunity are to send two recent 8x10 black & white photographs (one full body shot, one facial), height, weight, biography or resume and type of talent to be showcased to: The United States Men s Pageant C/O Larry York Productions P.O. Box 6478 Beverly Hills, CA 90212 A self-addressed-stamped envelope and two reliable phone numbers must be submitted for contact purposes. There is no fee required to submit photos and resumes, however, an entry fee of $50 is required from selected semi-finals. Additional information will be forwarded to those selected. picas iuiicj Centenary freshman Jill Cornish, sports her new hairstyl hm to compliments of "Illusions", standing with a member of 1 "Illusions" staff. _ Walker and Pop Psychology We live in the age of pop psychology. We have been told how to be our own best friend, everything we always wanted to know about sex, and the location of our erroneous zones. We've learned the games people play, that we're okay, how to pull our own strings and win through intimidation. If we're tired from looking out for number one, we can cool out with TM, TA, EST or NLP. Un- fortunately, since most psychiatric advice books or programs have been incomplete, all this self-help data hs led to confusion, if not actual harm. Alas, one man has attempted to clear up some of the confusion of our era through his new book Everybody's Guide to Emotional Well-Being. The author- psychiatrict, J. Ingram Walker, wrote Everybody's Guide not to provide advice, but to present a sensible map to the ever-expanding territory of emotional care. "I wrote this book because so many of my friends kept asking me questions about psychiatry," said Dr. Walker, an assistant professor of psychiatry at the Duke University Medical Center and Chief of the Mental Hygiene Clinic of the Veterans A d - ministration Medical Center in Durham, N.C. The noted psychiatrist will appear here courtesy of the Mental Health Association of Nor- thwest Louisiana and Centenary College on Friday, Feb. 27, at 4 p.m. in Kilpatrick Auditorium of the R.E. Smith Building on Centenary's campus. Topics in Everybody's Guide* (will the real crazy person please stand), depression (singing the blues and how to stop), psychosomatic illness (tired blood and broken hearts), childhood emotional problems (mental health begins at home), emotional problems of the elderly (surviving being old), as well as chapters on sleep, drugs, overwork, To painl ^tureof i flcagow< ipossible one irre sexual problems afticle. Th psychotherapy. Learned, informed, Guid* will d abou witty atasion, Everybod owledge be personal reference hlained a for years to come. any fond In the 220-page ti expei which has also Winded. Ir released in paperba j shining form by Harherim w Publishing, Inc.JVALUA] psychiatrist answonomic \ sucj? questions as: inking, needs to see d sports psychiatrist? What the cl normal? How teivene neurotics differ ft 'the gro Psychotics?Whatcaui6e quari And I* timidness? more! The whole point the book," explains C ] Walker, "isforpeop 1 learn how to themselves get w For more inform 11 about Dr. Walk* appearance, c° nts Daphne S. Rushe at}
• COMING FEB. 23 & FEB. $ sneak round Mrak ri to our d light er m Thel Cantert *oodia w "This school is our home/ we think it's worth defending TAPS i9fii TWENTIETH \ Washington Students 'Capitalize' On Sports Thursday, February 17, 1983 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Page 5 By Joey Kent r're getting college dit for that?!" feed my father's hnritative voice is easy chair. His continued in "of "good Lord, „ have I raised?" "the chatter fell on fears. I knew what j in store for me in days ahead. After I was a veteran of "Economics of Sessional Sports" 5rim jaunt to Chicago [year. You can bet I ■wall that I needed to jw about the up- ning "Business of ""ofessional Sports" airstyl rim to Washington, of t To paint a complete IO*\' :ture ° me mter m ° £V»cago would be a near [possible task as well one irrelevant to this ems article. The good times d abound and, on itty £ casion, learned erybod owledge was allowed be ome. )age b i Inc., And 1 to et hell formal Wa* conta she at sneak in and be ence b lained along with the any fond memories of expedition well ilso winded. In my opinion, Daperbaeshining star of that Harfcrim was not the VALUABLE answ onomic knowledge of s as: Inking, marketing, see d sports franchising Whs t the closeness and low teiveness achieved fer ft 1 'the group from the riat caupe quarters of forty- roundtrip hours of ttt rak riding to and to our destination. It ]J fi this closeness and lighter times that I THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH AT C TENARY

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  Paul, Chaplain 86^0466 looked for again in the days soon approaching. "Don't be late," warned the man behind the moustache. "The plan leaves at precisely 8:04 in the morning — with or without you." And so concluded the ten RIGOROUS hours of classroom study that preceded the trip to D.C. AndD.C. it was — that is, the man behind the moustache. Dr. Christensen, "Harold" to his wife; "Doctah C" to the rest of us, was the humble genius... the fearless leader... the guy to blame for all this mess! It was through his ef- forts a year earlier that a careful bridge was crossed — a bridge few have successfully conquered. I am speaking of the struc- ture that exists to cover the gap between the aloof faculty and the wayward students. Not necessarily a pioneer in this area, Doc tan C has definitely earned his place in this unique hall of fame and in the hearts of his students. Having said enough praise to ensure straight "A's" in all my remaining economic courses, I will press on with the topic at hand. The 8:04, the pride of American Airlines, bowed its head and crawled out of Shreveport at 10:37. "Ice on the wings and no equipment to dissolve it" headed the list of excuses for our sluggish departure. The flight out of Dallas to Washington was due to leave at 10:51. Odds we wouldn't make it! "I don't need this Joann! I don't need this! " steamed the good doctor upon learning that our "confirmed" reservations on a later flight to Baltimore were anything but that. Through a series of "talks" that rivaled the Hostage negotiations in Iran, Dr. C. procured boarding passes for all but four of our thirty member group. Being no fool, Mrs. C hopped on the plan and left Doc with a troupe composed of Kirke Goff, Adam Harbuck, and myself to stick it out. And stick it out we did — right into four vacancies in First Class, afforded us by the strong boot of American Airlines... our good friend ! A mix-up of boarding passes left me with Patsy Fraser's but that was my little secret. Sorry, Patsy! A pleasant trip for some (!), we at last reached Baltimore. After a short bus ride via the "Toby Ex- press", we arrived at the Baltimore Civic Center and immediately set about in our quest for knowledge. The evening's indoor soccer match proved a fair match for our in- lligence. Soon thereafter we were shuttled to our hotel in Silver Spring, Maryland. The nation's innkeeper became our home base for the en- suing week. The Metro, Washington's subway system, was the main transportation link between the hotel and downtown Washington. We'd just hop on and within minutes be Save a Life Today Blood Plasma Needed Cash Paid Appointment Made. Donate twice a week. Earn up to $64 per month. Bring this ad your first donation and get $1 BONUS. BIO BLOOD COMPONENTS 802 Travis 222-3108 Open 7-3:30 Mon. Fri. dumped out in the hear of the governmental metropolis. Aside from four assigned sporting events (a soccer game, two basketball games, and one hockey game), the D.C. agenda was wide open for sight- seeing. Day after day, much to my surprise, we'd all rise and shine (?) and spread out in various groups to canvas the sights of the city. As a group we toured the White House and the Bureau of Engraving. All other sightseeing was done in smaller groups. I was pleased with our class in that everyone got out early everyday. We had no "sleep-til-nooners" . As for TV, it was put off until the late hours when the group as a whole would converge on the Christensen suite for a little HBO and laughter. I could go on and on about the evenings spent in Georgetown and of the good times had by all, but for a lack of space (and courage) I'll leave that knowledge shelved with all of the pleasant memories of the good times had and the good friends made. Yes, despite our ef- forts, it cannot be said that this was not a learning experience. From the Smithsonian to Arlington Cemetery, the events experienced and the knowledge gained will stick with us all throughout our business careers and throughout our lives. And yes, Dad, I'm getting college credit for that. . Seniors LAST CHANCE You must order your robes Wed., Feb. 23, and Thurs., Feb. 24, 1 1:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m and 6:00 p.m.-8 p.m. Room 203 SUB Who In The Sam Hill Is Sam Hill? Samuel S. Hill Jr., described by his colleagues as a brilliant and charming scholar, will be a visiting lec- turer at Centenary College Thursday and Friday, Feb. 24 and 25. Dr. Hill, a professor in the Department of Religion at the University of Florida, will speak on Southern Religion at a Con- vocation Thursday, Feb. 24, at 11 a.m. in Kilpatrick Auditorium of the R.E. Smith Building. The event is free and open to the public. He will also address faculty and staff of the College at the President's Roundtable that day at noon, and will meet in the classroom with advanced students on Friday. A native of Richmond, Va., Dr. Hill earned his A.B. degree magna cum laude from Georgetown College and his master's degree from Vanderbilt University. In 1953 he was awarded his B.D. from Southern Baptist Theological. He completed post graduate studies at Cambridge University before earning his Ph.-
• in religion at Duke University. Dr. Hill served as a Baptist pastor before entering his career in education. He has taught at Stetson University, the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, and the University of Florida where he served as chairman of the department from 1972-
• He has taught Patterns of American Religion; Religions of the West; Religion in Contemporary American Culture; Religion in Southern Culture; Modern Western Religious Movement, and Recent Western Religious Thought. He was won numerous awards and fellowships and has published a great many books and articles including The South and the North in American Religion, Southern Churches in Crisis, and NRPR: The New Religious-Political Right in America (written jointly with Dennis E. Owen). Dr. Hill enjoys travel, cycling and summering in the North Carolina mountains. He is a lay reader and chalice bearer in Holy Trinity Episcopal Church in Gainesville. For more information or to set up an interview with Dr. Hill, please contact Dr. Sam Shepherd (not THE Sam Shepherd) at 869-
• Dr. Royce Shaw, assistant professor of history and political science at. Centenary College, has had his latest paper, "U.S. Policy Towards Central America," accepted for publication by Indiana University Press as a chapter in a major scholarly text entitled "Latin America and the Caribbean:' A Contemporary Record." Dr. Shaw earned his B.A. at Harvard University and his M.A. and Ph.D. at the University of Virginia. Page 6 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, February 17, 1983 Night Life COWBOYS CLUB: 1005 Gould Dr. Bossier Thurs.: Fri.: Sat.: Mon.: Tues.: Wed.: $2 Cover charge after 9:00 $1.25 drinks and 75 reeb & eniw from 5-8 p.m.

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  •* usuall} around a $:t-l cover charge. Interim Bus) For MLP Gre Paul Greenburg, Pulitzer Prize winner will speak at today's convocation to be held in Kilpatrick Auditorium. L.T.J. Gourmet By: Larry Morse Tina Hackett Jenny Loep This week L. T. J. Gourmet enjoyed a wonderful evening at The Gazebo in the Mall St. Vincent. The Gazebo |is owned by Roy Cage and is managed by Brian Butler and Craig ,Ashenbrenner. The atmosphere in this distinguished cafe is that of a garden porch or a gazebo. The walls are covered with prints by several modern artists and all are on sale at moderate prices. The enticing menu ranges from croissant of chedder cheese and mushroom to omelets and eggs Benedict. Other favorites on the menu are seafood and spinach salads and a wide selection of gourmet hamburgers. The two favorites of L.T.J. Gourmet have to be the exquisite Veal Parmingiana and the Chicken Supreme which consists of chicken on a bed of ham and swiss cheese. we are sure you will also. The establishment is open from 11 a.m. until 10 p.m. p.m. on Friday and Saturday. They are closed Sun- days. Visa, Mastercard, and American Express credit cards are ac- cepted and they do not take checks. This restaurant ranges from moderate to inex- pensive. Try it and The Gazebo is a very enjoy! good restaurant, however, we recom- mend that those would like to try it go to this fine place for lunch or early supper as the surroundings here are not quite right for the dinner hour. L.T.J. Gourmet enjoyed our visit to the Gazebo and "Whenever you feel like smokin' a cigarette, instead of strikin up a match, strike up the band- the ' Larry Hagman Special Stop Smokin' Wrist Snappin Red Rubber Band! Get one free from your American Cancer Society." AMERICAN 4> CANCER ? SOCIETY* By Mickey Zemann While interim may have been a relaxing time for most Cen- tenary students, this past month has been filled with an unusual amount of excitement for those involved in the theater department. During January 1983, this department held a "Professional Theater Interim." Ten Cen- tenary students, and Mr. Robert Buseick, Chairman of the Theatre/ Speech Department, went to New York to get a first- hand view of some professional acting. While in the "Big Ap- ple," they attended 11 Broadway plays, seminars, and field trips. In addition, the group was given per- sonal talks from directors, producers, and state managers, and got to go on some back stage tours. Ac- cording to Mr. Buseick, the interim proved to be educational as well as lots of fun! After interim, Cen- tenary students Cie Hawkins, Cara Derrick, Lisa Chaisson, and Anna Chappel from the Shreveport community, were asked to perform "My Sister in this House" at the Regional College Theater Come On Eileen! Let's Not Buy This Album "T-Rve- Yv" Kevin Rowland & Doxy's Midnight Runners HIK2 Ph«M>gra m /Mercury Imports, imports, ! imports! For the past year, the U.S. has been innundated with multi- national imports of varying degrees of quality. Kevin Rowland & Dexy's Midnight Runners is simply another in a long series of low-quality British I bands. Rowland's debut U.S. I album, "Too-Rye-Ay," was a million-seller in | Europe, and the single, "Come on Eileen," was the number one song of 1982 in England. But album sales do not | always ensure quality -as evidenced by John Cougar's monster hits "Jack and Diane," and "Hurts So Good/' Rowland is vastly different from Cougar, yet the bland repetition is the same. "Too-Rye- Ay" is full of misplaced horns and unintelligible lyrics. 4 Too-Rye- Ay ' ' opens with a bouncy tune called 4 The Celtic Soul Brothers." I don't know what a 4 'Celtic Soul Brother" is, but the song is fun and dan- ceable. Helen O'Hara and Steve Brennan accompany Rowland's bizarre vibrato with cheerful violins. This decent cut is quickly followed by a cut that belongs on a "Greatest Hits of The Tonight Show'" album "Let's Make This Precious" is a confusing song with the following elements mixed together in a ridiculous fashion: Big Band horns, disco beat, hand clapping, and rap- style break. The majority of the cuts on this record is just as unneccesary as this one. However, there is one more mediocre song which must be discussed. 44 A11 in All" is a direct ripoff of a Kate Bush tune called "Army Dreamers.'' Bush is one of England's top female vocalists and songwriters, and ap- parently it is profitable to steal her ideas. Almost every element of "All in All" was previously recorded on Bush's 1981 album. It is bad enough to com- mandeer an idea, but to do it badly is a crime. The best cut on the album is actually good. The hit, "Come on Eileen," is a peppy, preppy, pop tune that really sets the ol' toes to tappin'. It is easy to see why this particular song fditor's Festival at the ®*f Theater in Fort f ^{Texas. Cie Hawkin w !l selected as one if adl,ne twelve finalists Irene Ryan Competition foU performance in fassir is psycho-drama. rna t *s Mr. Buseick anjyeryor entire cast is hopj |ardi C be asked to bring rr i ting production to rticle. Kennedy Centei appenin Washington, D.C, # pre ar dime, jimmy iow m jimmy dean" tjjj ey Graczyk. Mr. \ ce[ McWilliams, a p j tenary student fo)p 0 ff| G class of 78, willsa e 5 ack j guest director ardon m comedy-drama, McWilliams has ^ the past few ye New York desi [ costumes for Bro a productions, for the new plj eludes Cara IX jh Cie Hawkins, ! 3 Sumners, Janett«)>. Lee Morgan, and ) < Humpfry. u c • Uj d Id k is . II iu was such a hit. Tl£ z is good and the are impossible derstand. seems to be "Eileen" to 4 that pretty dress In short, thea> a poor effort by of good musici} 11 a half-baked i* not worth $ needed to drive record store. So- on, Eileen. 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  ^{a. that's happening, ck Everyone's gone for s hopajardi Gras and I'm bring siting this stupid to ^icle. That's what's Cente^ppening. Making a D.C jew predictions, I will collegteume an outrageous e invitee was had by all in in fiew Orleans and iccordBaybe I'll go out on a Cent rob and bet that at 1 Chan east one person got olved runk at some point in me and that some urry soul lost lunch Man V the duration of the L ) Dopla that is called Fat wiU P'liesday by the pom- 1 t0} ous and ignorant. im y 'low me so far? m " ^{Hey, we got a} r Pl replace! So what! Get IS ' a door plumbing, then ent fr >off! Guys, it's good to willsef e5ack in the ;tor fa ^{rdon me while I weep •ama.jpenjy s h ew ya kins, Around Campus— Campus beauty- Edgar Cayce Program The film "Edgar Cayce," a program on America's most documented psychic, will be shown in the science auditorium, Room 114, Mickle Hall, on the Centenary College campus at 7:00 p.m., Saturday, February 19. Admission is free. The program is sponsored by the Shreveport Study Group of the Association for Research and Enlightenment, the organization which makes the more than 14,000 transcriptions of Cayce's psychic readings available to the public. Campus Beautification The Campus Beautification Com- mittee began con- struction of a new rose garden which is part of a 20-year plan to beautify the campus. The master plan, which is under the direction of the Campus Im- provement Committee, will be presented to students, faculty and administrators over the next several weeks. The rose garden has been funded by Mr. and Mrs. William James of Rutson. Mr. James, an alumnus and member of the Board of Trustees, made the endowment in memory of his mother and grandmother. The new deep maroon rose named the Centenary Rose has been specially bred for the garden which will be named The Hodges Rose Garden. Students are invited to have their turn Monday, Feb. 21, lunch in the Centenary Room to go over the entire campus plan with Dr. Webb and members of the Committee. Faculty and staff will have their turn Monday, Feb. 28. Art Exhibit Native American Paintings from the Amarillo Art Center will be exhibited at the Magale Library Foyer Gallery from February 13-March 27. STRANGER TO MYSELF At 20, 1 knew naught about myself. At 30, 1 began to ask, who am I? At 50, 1 concluded I would never know. At threescore and more, I'm wiser, perhaps. But who am I? I don't really know. —Maurice Ellington WE WANT REPORTERS! The Conglomerate needs a staff of writers, and in return for your story — we'll give you money. Meetings are held every Monday at 6 P.M. on the third floor of the SUB. Contact Bonnie Brown— 495 or Leigh Weeks— 496 Deborah Greer, a senior music major at Centenary College was chosen as first runner-up in the Miss Shreveport Pageant held Feb. 5, at the Civic Center. A story of envy, hatred, friendship, triumph, and love. BP 1 1/1 Yfl JPG}

  FRIDAY, FEB. 18 IN THE S.U.B. Margaret N. Maxey and Lloyd N. Unsell were the speakers for the Eighth Annual Free Enterprise Conference held last Thursday In Hurley Auditorium. Both spoke on topics concerning "Oil and Our Energy Future." Joust Tournament atMRJ's (formerly Roth's Restaurant) winners will receive free STEAK DINNERS BIG SCREEN TV FEATURES Monday— Camelot Tuesday— Excalibur Wednesday — Dragonslayer Movies for the Week Midnight Features Page 8 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, February 17, 1383 Gents Return Home For Good Shreveport, La. — The Centenary Gentlemen aren't exactly sitting in the drivers seat, but sitting shotgun isn't bad either. The Gents concluded the 1983 TAAC road season in fine fashion Saturday night upsetting Houston Baptist University in Houston 56-55 in overtime. The win enabled the Gents to finish with a 3-4 TAAC road record. Centenary concludes the season with five straight TAAC home games and that's bad news for their opponents where the Gents are 7-2 in the Gold Dome Complex this year. Only nationally ranked Arkansas and the second place team in the TAAC Houston Baptist have been able to upend the Gents on their home court this season. The Gents meet Hardin-Simmons Uni- versity on Thursday and league-leading Arkansas- Little Rock on Saturday. Both games start at 7:45 p.m., and can be heard on KRMD 1340 AM with Tracy Jackson handling the play-by-play beginning with the pre- game show at 7: 30. The win in Houston Saturday night evened the Gents overall record at 11-11 and raised their TAAC record to 4-5 (.444). The Gents are in sixth place, one game behind Northwestern State (5-5 TAAC, .500) and Samford (5-6 TAAC, .454). u The win in Houston was an important win for several reasons," head basketball coach Tommy Canterbury said. "First of all we beat an excellent basketball team and stopped their 13-game home court winning streak. And secondly, it was a great confidence booster coming home for five straight home games. We've been on the road a long time (9 of 10 games) and we've paid the price." There's a heavy TAAC schedule this week beginning with a single TAAC game on Wednesday where Northwestern is at Georgia Southern. On Thursday Arkansas- Little Rock is at Houston Baptist (8-3 TAAC) and Northwestern is at Mercer (4-6 TAAC). A Centenary win Thursday coupled with a Northwestern loss would vault the Gents into sole possession of fourth place. With the TAAC playoffs only two weeks away, the pressure is mounting for the top four seeds. The first four place teams host the first-round of the TAAC tournament on March 5. In the first meeting this year the Gents downed Hardin- Simmons in Abilene 82- 67 but lost to Arkansas- Little Rock in Little Rock 89-77. The Cowboys enter Thursday night's game with a 2-20 overall record and 1-10 TAAC mark. The Cowboys lost to M H Baylor in Abilene Monday night 84-77. Centenary leads the series 26-10. The Cowboys field the youngest team in the TAAC, and at times they play with four freshman and one sophomore on the court at the same time. They will start Craig Sladek (4.3 pts., 3.8 rebs), a 6-10 freshman, at center, Donald Johnson (12.3, 4.1), a 6-6 junior, and Willie Maree (14.3, 6.8), a 6-6 junior, at the forward slots, and Alex Harris (3.6, 2.4), a 6-2 freshman, and Kendrick Lewis (10.1, 2.1), a 6-5 freshman, at the guard positions. On Saturday the Gents host the hottest team in the league, Arkansas- Little Rock. The Trojans ARE YOUR COLLEGE FINANCES CRITICAL CONDITION? Joining the Army Reserve can reduce your college costs. If you qualify, our Educational Assist- ance program will pay up to $1,000 a year of your tuition for four years. If you have taken out a National Direct or Guar- anteed Student Loan since October 1, 1975, our Loan Forgiveness program will repay 15% of your debt (up to $10,000) or $500, whichever is greater, for each year you serve . If you'd like to find out more about how a Reserve enlistment can help pay for college, call the number below. Or stop by. ARMY RESERVE. BE ALLYOU CAN BE. SFC Terry Bass — 742-2495 SFC Willie Brown — 226-5555 SFC Betty Anderson — 226-5323 Ask about the 4013th USA Garrison enter Saturday nights game, excluding a game at Houston Baptist on Thursday, with a very impressive 15-3 overall record and 8-1 TAAC recod. The Trojans lead the six game series 4-2. Little Rock will probably start Mike Rivers (13.9, 4.5), a 6-9 junior, and Dan Coddington (4.2, 1.8), a 6- 7 sophomore, at the forward slots, while Jimmy Lampley (14.4, 7.6), a 7-0 senior, will start at center, and Vaughn Williams (14.9, 2.5), a 6-2 senior, and Myron Jackson (5.1, 2.9), a 6-3 freshman, at the guard positions. The Trojans feature the tallest and strongest team in the league. They are talented throughout and are blessed with a strong bench with the likes of Jerry Small (6.6, 3.2), a 6-9 senior, who is bigger than anyone on the Gents roster. The Gents will start Willie Jackson (22.7, 9.5), a 6-6 junior, and either Vance Hughes (8.7, 3.2), a 6-4 junior, or Albert Thomas (8.5, 5.3) at the forward slots, Eric

  Anyone interested in playing women's soccer

  » with a group from Centenary is welcome to join

  members at the Centenary Field. Practices will

  be Monday and Wednesday evenings at 5 p.m. Centenary's team will be competing against other women's teams in the Shreveport league. For more information, contact Michele McMahen, 869*5483. Bonner (13.0, 7.2) a 6-7 junior, at center, and Reggie Hurd (11.4, 2.4), a 6-1 sophomore, and Napoleon Byrdsong (5.2, 2.0), a 5-11 senior, at the guard positions. Jackson is ranked 13th in the nation in scoring this week with a 22.7 per game average. He leads the TAAC in both scoring and rebounding. The Ail- American candidate from Heflin, La., has scored 1,676 ( 21.4 career average) points and grabbed 714 (9.1 career average) rebounds in his collegiate career. Tommy Canterbury is going after his 75th collegiate coaching victory Thursday night against Hardin-simmons University. Canterbury, a 1970 graduate of Louisiana Tech, is after his fourth consecutive winning season at Centenary and his second TAAC tournament champion- ship. His 1980 squad won the TAAC tournament championship and his 1981 team finished third and his 1982 team finished second.

  The men's Shreveport Soccer League will » begin its season Sunday, Feb. 20. Three games will be played starting at 10 a.m. on the » Centenary field. *

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  ^{Hampers Korner g 3435 W. 70th St. 686-7116 Centenary Gent Eric Bonner was nai TAAC player of the week of Jan. 25th 31 Bad News Is Goo( News For Gents Eric "Bad News" Bonner, Centenary College's 6-7, 215-pound, junior center, from Shreveport, La., has been named the Trans America Athletic Conference Player of the Week for the week of Jan. 25-31. Bonner led the Gents in two road victories during the week, a 68-65 win over Mercer University and a 83-74 win over Central Florida, scoring 35 points, including a career-high 27 against Central Florida, and 20 rebounds in the two games. Bonner averaged 17.5 points and 10.0 rebounds per game. In addition he shot 16 of 28 from the field for .571 percent and three of four from the charity stripe for .750 percent. He also handed out two assists, blocked three shots, and had two steals. "I don't think I have ever seen Bonner dominate a game like he did at Central Florida," head basketball coach Tommy Canterbury said. "I said from the beginning of the season that Willie Jackson (Centenary's A 1 1- American candidate and 10th leading scorer in the nation with a 23.2 average) could not carry us every night for us to be successful. Eric has proved he can score in the 20- point range and he's been the reason for B B Cente station, still ( dergoin serious those u fall the Stu ment As our success." Bonner has led Gents in scoring times and rebouifc wor} s

  six times. He has five 20 point-oH tfle 0 arn( games this year allocat€ grabbed a career 15 rebounds p Casl ( manage la station. Southeastern Louis problem Three times Bonne grabbed 10 or rebounds. After 19 games year Bonner averaging 13.7 and 7.3 rebounds game. He lead team in blocked with 30. This i second such honor Centenary player last two weeks. Bonner only eight points Mercer but he P 10 rebounds andsN the Bears inside game to i students commur issing] Jaxon Manage: and c

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  Centenary pWj , honored with " , the Week st^ 1 Centenary's Jackson was the honor two ago. Allege "sanity. o ^{old M ond, ^sda i Of 12 r l*« Pi the . r dio edie Pre this Thursday, February 24, 1983 Congbmerate " Vol. 77 No. 16 Offirittl l*uM*rtrthm of Th Ithh-xi i nlh-w U ,rt uflhr Mi»«»»i|»/« iKSCL'S EVOLUTION snai 5th-31 By Pierre Bellegarde 0(l Centenary's radio station, KSCL 91.3 FM, |} - c is still evolving — un- LlS dergoing even more serious changes than those which occurred last fall. At that time, as led the Student Govern- corin 8 jnent Association, since reborn^ le has works with a limited budget, had to decrease nt " or '1the amount of money allocated for the management of the station. Despite many 1 Loui fproblems, it was un- BoDMJderstood that the station to improve its image for the students as well as the community. Next, Guy year career is or mner bounds ^{ssin S nam replaced}

  ocked 'his I i honortj layer eks. )nly its he andsW po*| ne, onn game ;ame, :,but*< to m sofl 1 ' i, so yOU his core, dded linst plus s the sta' /as a two J axon Baker as Manager of the station, an d Cissi Fleming became the new Pr ogram Director KSCL has managed to ^survive all these Ganges, thanks to the ter d work of both Guy

  d Cissi, who have Mped to improve the . on's image in a onny 0 T^ re attem P t t0 meet ' needs of both the

  loll ege and the com- munity. ' forking closely with

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  ^{e ies are also in the | ar Programming. So tni s semester, they effof have aired pieces such as 4 The Shadow," and "Jack Benny.'' "Superman" is currently being presented. Future broadcasts will include "Burns and Allen," "Amos and Andy," "The Gang Busters," and "The Lone Ranger." KSCL is the only station in town which has classical music as its prime time show (every Monday from 5 to 8 p.m.). With this special programming, the station hopes to attract classical music lovers from both Centenary and Shreveport. This par- ticular slot will also feature live recordings of the Chicago Sym- phony Orchestra. Jazz is played on Sundays (5 to 8 p.m.), Wednesdays (8 to 11 p.m.), and Fridays (5 to 8 p.m.). On Wednesdays, a special 4 'Centenary Hour" — from 7 to 8 p.m. — will feature the recitals of talented faculty and students, as well as regional artists, from the Hurley School of Music. The station is anticipating an opera feature on Tuesdays. Tune in for the "Cen- tenary Update" on. Fridays at 4 p.m. For the baseball fans, there will eventually be a baseball comment show by James Farrar, Head Coach for the Centenary Gents baseball team. Finally, reggae will be aired on Saturdays while any remaining free spots will be filled with album rock — to be more or less along the line of a "Top 40" for- mat. These past two months the station has gone under some "heavy reorganization," says Cassingham, who adds that KSCL has become more of a genuine business outfit than it ever has in the past. Cassingham and Fleming see a bright future for KSCL, and although they have spent a lot of time working on this new format, they will not be around for long to enjoy its fruits. Because of academic reasons, they will leave the station management, and soon KSCL will have a new manager as well as a new music director. "I have been in the management of KSCL for more than two years, and I really hate to say goodbye to the station," says Cassingham on a final note. "It is sad to leave the station," says Fleming, "but I just changed my major and I feel like I am going to need more time to study. However, I feel positive about the change - it will probably be the smoothest change of management that there has ever been at the station." With its new programming, KSCL will need more DJ's. Anyone interested in becoming one can contact the station at 869-5296 or 869-5297 in order to be trained. Homecoming '83: Definitely Different By Mickey Zemann This year, many Centenary students feel that High School Weekend is going to over-shadow our own Homecoming. However, Kathy Turner, the Director of Student Activities, along with Susan Lambert, Ad- missions Counselor, and the Student Govern- ment Association, have really tried to spice up the festivities planned for Homecoming 1983. Although many of the events planned for Homecoming intertwine with the events planned for High School Weekend, Kathy Turner feels that "Homecoming will be very different than it has been in the past, partly due to the fact that the SGA has taken over." Though official Homecoming events do not begin until the pep rally, which is scheduled for 3 p.m. Saturday, all students are encouraged to at- tend the Organizational Fair in the Student Union Building prior to the rally. The rally will feature Charlie Atkins as the Master of Ceremonies, along with the Centenary Gents Basketball members and coaches. Plans for the Centenary Ladies to attend the rally are not complete, but Susan Lambert "hopes they will be able to attend and participate." Also, the cheerleaders will try to raise some spirit with costumes and cheers. A special "enthusiasm contest" will be conducted by the Head Basketball Coach and some team members. At the con- clusion of the rally, the first clue for the $100 Hunt will be announced and all Centenary students are en- couraged to pair off with a high school students and join the search. All clues, with the exception of the first one, will be announced over KSCL, Centenary's radio station. The Caf is also in- volved in this year's . Homecoming. A special Homecoming Dinner with tablecloths, candles, and a special buffet dinner will be served from 5-7 p.m., and everyone is en- couraged to eat dinner in the caf. The Homecoming Game will begin at 7:45 p.m. in the Gold Dome, and immediately af- terwards there will be a dance in the Student Union Building. Jeff Edman will be disc jockey at the dance and some refreshments will be served. The dance and the Homecoming festivities will conclude around 1-1:30 a.m. Work on the Hodges Memorial Rose Garden has been hampered by the recent storms. GREAT TEACHERS.. Dr. Michael Willi- ford's review of a recent McGill University (Montreal, Canada) Wind Ensemble recording was published in the 1982-83 winter journal of the National Association of College Wind and Percussion Instructors. Dr Williford is assistant professor of music at Centenary College. GREAT SCHOLARS.. Senior mathematics major Linda Dobson has already received three fellowship offers for graduate work next year. The University of oNebraska has offered $7100; Arizona State University has offered $6400, and the University of Colorado has offered $5700 plus an additional scholarship of $1000 because of "excellence of undergraduate record." In addition each school has waived tuition costs. Linda is senior at Centenary College and the daughter of CMSgt. and Mrs Donald Dobson of Barksdale Air Force Rase ■ Page 2 — THE CENTENARY COM U A )M K R ATK— Thursday , February 24, ISK3 Letters To The Editors =— From The Wizard's Kettle Dear editors. We students are being deluged with so much irony and hypocrisy that it's getting hard to cross campus without a boat. Are our alumni, supporters, and ad- ministration so blind to our needs that they can financially support a beautification program that ignores many basic necessities including the slow demolition of Jackson Hall by time ar.d insects, the decay of the foundation of Cline Dorm, the flooding of the basement of Haynes Gym following almost every rain, the tremendously inept management of the Caf which allows menus to repeat ad nauseum, the slow migration of the hill behind Mickle Hall to a final resting place against the retaining wall formed by Haynes Gym, the steady in- crease in tuition, room and board which pushes parents to the point of bankruptcy or the cheap job done on the parking lot behind Hurley which is already beginning to warp? All this is over- shadowed by a beautification program which builds a Rose Garden in a place which physically and geographically doesn't need it, while leaving a huge pile of trash stacked behind Haynes Gym for months. A program which builds a lake ( of all things ) while leaving the grass un- mowed for weeks at a time. I could continue but it would be poin- tless. The idea that the students are getting and railing against is not the beautification of the campus, but rather the irony of great amounts of money being spent on things which in the long run will do nothing for Centenary's supposed main goal of educating young people. We see it all as a boondoggle designed to glorify the names of those who give the money. After all, how visible and historic would it be to shore up a foundation, redecorate a student union, endow a scholarship, or create a workable drainage system 1 would urge future contributors to think about these things when giving money to Cen- tenary, because in the long run, your names will be remembered by the monuments you've built, but will it have any meaning if Cen- tenary becomes just a beautiful park full of ■engraved stones, i and flowers? Name Withheld By Request The Centenary Conglomerate Leigh Weeks Bonnie Brown Co-Editors Business Manager Lynette Potter Managing Editor Craig Coleman News Editor Jackie Pope Features Editor Bess Robinson Sports Editor Kim Staman Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann Layout Editor Lisa tiling Layout staff Mike Fertitta, Laura Glaze, Melanie Raichel Advertising Manager Graham Bateman Photographers Chris Murphy, Rick Anders, Rachel Fugatt Reporters Pierre ftellegarde, Veronica amels v Alyce Boudreaux, David Inmar Melonie Raichel, Larry Morse, 1 ina Hackett, Jenny Loep, Emily Canter Columnists Alan Irvine, Betsy Camp Advisor Janie Flournoy Printer The Bossier Tribune Publishing Company The Centenary Conglomerate is written and edited by the students of Centenary College, 2911 Centenary Blvd., Shreveport, LA, 71134-0188. The views presented are those of the staff and do not necessarily reflect administration policies of the college The Centenary Conglomerate is published weekly except for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and examination periods. Subscription price is $9 per year. the Centenary Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other contributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence received and reject any and all contributions. Contributions become the properly of The Centenary the Conglomerate. Letters must be for copy is Sunday, 8 p.m. accompanied with To The Editor: After reading the Conglomerate of last week, I discovered Messrs. Irvine and Bailes once again failed in their own inimitable style to properly analyze a political issue and place pertinent facts in their correct perspectives. I have indicated my displeasure of their viewpoints only verbally, but the 'Wizards Kettle" column demands formal and widespread attention. Thus, I have little recourse but to address the Centenary populous through you. Yes, I speak of ' ' Webbga t e " , ot herw ise known as the great Hose Garden Caper. My understanding of the situation is that Centenary College received a rather large donation to plant a rose garden in honor of a relative of the donor. The size of the expenditure for the project seems to distress several individuals entertaining a plethora of thoughts concerning uses for which the money may be more appropriately invested. I suggest a few facts be viewed carefully before the Inquisition convenes. Overlooked entirely is the fundamental right of individuals to spend money as they desire. When engaged in purchasing, a college is as much a consumer as a single person. Were the funds drawn from student fees, I would agree to the legitimacy of the complaints, but such is not the case. I certainly am angered by people telling me how to spend my money, especially if the source was in no manner related to my all- knowing, interfering advisor. Furthermore, the donation was made specifically for one purpose as designated by the donor. The wisdom of accepting such a donation is obvious; it is an improvement to the campus, and could lead to future donations earmarked for more vital areas. Support for scholarships occurs in this manner, but no one seems to possess arguments against this usage of funds; as long as it helps them, people remain silent. I am shocked and appalled at this selfish behavior exhibited by students who profess that their chosen careers are "to benefit their fellow man". As a Business Major, my chosen profession is branded as 'selfish" and "discriminatory", but at least I admit it . I detest hypocrisy! It seems ironic that these self- serving individuals receive paid educations from people employed by the very industries they condemn. The comments of Mister Irvine were needless, I am sure the Centenary Administra- tion is fully aware that several departments could be enhanced with additional funding. Mister Irvine singles out the somewhat dilapidated condition of Jackson Hall, a site with which he seems particulars familiar. As a Business and Economics Major, I feel obligated to remind him that despite possession the largest enrollment of any department at Centenary, the Business Department has no building and is forced to occupy the library basement. Mister Irvine should be ecstatic to have windows; the basement has pink rooms, black-outs, and ant invasions. I now know how dark a hallway without windows or lights can become. Also. I will trade my ants for his bats any day. I found Mister Irvine's attitude concerning memorials to be particularly revolting. The column suggests that only illogical reasons lead to these projects, such as foolish pride in one's accomplishments. I fully agree, and wish to go on record promising that after I am unleased on an unsuspecting world and make my fortune, I have every intention of erecting the Forrest Wendell Parlette Memorial Hall of Business and Economics. And I assure you. Mister Irvine. I will be damned proud of it! Forrest Wendell Parlette Editor's note: all letters are printed as received. Dear editors. Isn't there something basically wrong with reasoning which forces businesses to advertise in the Conglomerate by spelling the word BEER, REEB, while allowing a local medical facility to advertise it's services by stating that they perform ABOR- TIONS, rather than SNOITROBA. After all, you can walk across the street to get either one. Sincerely, John W. Trigg Letter to the editors The student body at the past Gents game really stunk. Warde Leisman really tried to get the student section crazy but there was no reply. That's why Centenary is Centenary because people don't stand behind the teams the school represents. So a note to the fraternites •let's raise a little hell at the next Gents game. Centenary students, don't worry nobody will turn in the Honor Court for screaming at a game. At least nobody yet. Signed KA chapter By J. Alan Irvine The following is yet another report from the explorer who has for some months now, been living in our midst, making observations and reports. Spring is coming, bringing with it the mating season, the birth of the young, and fer- tility rites. That natives of Centenary are no exception. Even now, they are readying themselves for a bizarre ceremony in which they endeavor to reproduce themselves. Rather than engaging in physical reproduction, they rely on a magic ritual they call High School Weekend to mystically entrance members of lesser races and bind their souls to Centenary. They bring these people, undoubtedly prisoners captured in war, into one grand arena where they parcel them out to the in- dividuals of the tribe as hostages. It is the job of the hostage-masters to indoctrinate their wards into the ways of the tribe. They escort them around, making sure they not only know where the good places are, but also the taboo areas; for example, the place where their Great King parks his vehicle to be tended by a dozen nubile young maidens every day (why, even to cast a longing glance at this space, whether or not the Great King is using it, is punishable by their ultimate ture — Being Called j or the great trench , dug as a line of def} against the demon an of Roses. Sometime during day they will gather sacrifice the Sacr r Pineapple. Although have not been able find out much about I ceremony, I think it is insure the success oft Weekend, thus bring closer the day ^ their now drab andq country will be officii | beautified. The height of ceremonies will con on the field of battle the entire tribe gathe to watch their army forth against that ofi enemy tribe. Coral involved unarmed m on one clashes, centering around small, rather resilic pumpkin. They involve the concept extravaganza waste in all of this as!' object of the bafl seems to be to thn away the pumpkin often as possible. 1 even here they maw to bring their religion small group priestesses gathers one end of the field a attempts to invoke sfl magic through a sen of timid dances gestures. Howev< k theirs must be a cult for no one in tribe pays attention them, and priestesses them* hardly seem to about what they doing. < The Conglomerate welcomes and encourages letters from students, faculty and staff. Letters must be received before noon Monday. 0 Q coll, ano tuit ant( Loa deb fort Hes< nun E D I T O R I A L It's Time For Homecoming Thursday. February 24. 198:— TIIK C'KNTKNARY CONGLOMERATE — Page 3 Hardin Field To Get Zoo This weekend is homecoming; A time for alumni to gather in remeberance of their days at Centenary College and a time for students of '83 to promote the spirit that is so vital to our basket- ball team. I myself did not bother to attend last year's homecoming game. As a freshman, what this college offered in the way of homecoming activities was hardly what I was accustomed to. I had been spoiled with the homecomings of high school past. This year the Student Government Association and the admissions office took the matter of Centenary's homecoming into their own hands and reshaped the event into a happening that may be the best homecoming Centenary has experienced. That is, if you the students see fit to participate. The fraternities and sororities, along with the occupants of James, Hardin, Sexton, Rotary and Cline are encouraged to decorate their houses and dorms. Saturday at 3 p.m. the cheerleaders will bring back to Centenary something that has been missing each year: a pep rally. All students are urged to gather in the shell and show the Gents that we support them. All of this may sound good, and proper for a homecoming, but there is more! Prior to the game, the cafeteria will undergo a "drastic" change. White table- cloths and candles will set an atmosphere usually foreign to the students who dine in Bynum Commons. Invitiations have been sent by the SGA "cordially" inviting you to a Formal Candlelight dinner from 5:30-7 p.m. The Queen and Her Court will highlight the evening basketball game between the Gents and Samford from Alabama. The game will begin at 7:45 and the court will be presented at halftime. Let's not go elsewhere Saturday but to the cafeteria, the basketball games and the SUB. Support the efforts that the SGA and the Admissions Office have made. By J
• Last but surely not least, our alumni association, operating under the guise of the Great Teachers — Great-Great Grand- parents Fund, has secured $4 million for the immediate con- struction of the Alumni Drag Strip along what is now the 100 block of Wilkinson Street. Termed "a much needed vent for hostilities ', the strip will feature full-function traffic signals, REEB concessions, video games for the aged (Heart Attac-man>and even come complete with two competition dragsters. How awesome can you get? ! So, there you have it — but a partial list of the greatness yet to come. It's projects like these that make one proud to say "Cen- tenary-my Centenary!" What a school! What a budget! ARE YOUR COLLEGE FINANCES CRITICAL CONDITION? Joining the Army Reserve can reduce your college costs. If you qualify, our Educational Assist- ance program will pay up to $1,000 a year of your tuition for four years. If you have taken out a National Direct or Guar- anteed Student Loan since October 1, 1975, our Loan Forgiveness program will repay 15% of your debt (up to $10,000) or $500, whichever is greater, for each year you serve. If you'd like to find out more about how a Reserve enlistment can help pay for college, call the dumber below. Or stop by. ARMY RESERVE. BE ALLYOU CAN BE. SFC Terry Bass - 742-2495 SFC Willie Brown — 226-5555 SFC Betty Anderson — 226-5323 Ask about the 4013th USA Garrison Minutes From The Senate The Senate was called to order at 11 : 13 a.m. by President Greg Blackman, with all members present. The minutes of the previous meeting were approved with a minor revision concerning the spelling of Alyce Boudreaux's name. President Black- man announced that the SGA had about $3800 allocated to various projects with an un- budgeted reserve of about $3500. The Senate received reports today from the Entertainment, Forums, and Elections Committees, along with reports from its Ad Hoc Committees, on Homecoming and on Course and Faculty Evaluation. The En- tertainment Committee announced for- thcoming SUB movie - "Taps" - and declared the Mardi Gras party in the cafeteria to be a success. The Forums Committee was unable to report on a possible forum with Gymnast Kurt Thomas, but hoped to have further information by the next meeting. The election for Judicial Board will be March 3, due to the Senate's waiving of the three-week notification rule on a motion by Senator Nancy Fox. Senator Boudreaux's Homecoming Committee will receive $500 from the Senate — $350 for a DJ and $150 for decorations in a package motion offered by Senator Trey Paulsen. Neither of the Fox nor Paulsen motions received any opposition. Senator Mike Ragland's Course and Faculty Evaluation Committee announced that preparations were being made to begin gathering information for the "Course and Study Guide" for freshmen. Under the heading of "Old Business," two issues came before the Senate 1) the Mardi Gras Forum and 2) Pegasus. The Mardi Gras Forum is tentatively scheduled for March 10 and will consist of a multi-media presentation led by a professor or the Senate. A motion to fund a Spring issue of Pegasus at a cost of $1500-$1600 for 400 copies was passed by a vote of 7-6, with President Blackman casting the deciding vote. The motion was overridden, thanks to parliamentary maneuvering by Senator Bobby Brown, and eventually the Pegasus issue was once again tabled until the next Senate meeting. No new business was brought up, and the Senate was adjourned at 12:15 p.m. Page A — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday, February 24. \ 518 EAST WASHINGTON SHREVEPORT, LA. 71104 TELEPHONE (318)865-4394 / (318)868-0517 TAPS SMan 8K Thursday. February 24, 1 9X3- Tl IK ( FATFAARY CONGLOM ERATE— Page High School Weekend '83 By Leigh Weeks Co-Editor ^js weekend, 200-250 , oS pective students HI take a close look at Ijat Centenary college to offer when the schoolers par- te in Centenary's ia l High School end. e event, which is r the direction of Admissions Office, an ideal way for high t hool juniors and gniors to see the allege first-hand and pone step further than Imply reading the atalogue. Students will begin leir orientation to the am p u s with egistration beginning iturday morning in the oore Student Union uilding. They will iteive packets con- : ining information that ill be helpful for the » days that they will i able to "browse" irough the academic arriculum. Each rtment and "am will be ented, allowing stive students to e familiar with particular field of erest. Simultaneously, the Merits of the dor- itories, and the THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH AT KNTENARY COLLEGE pThe Herndon ^nterbury House '^awn Avenue at Vinson Street in
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• M High School Weekend Schedule SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1983 9:00 a.m. - 11:30 a.m. Registration Coffee, donuts Academic Browsing Financial Aid Sessions House decorations (Dormitories. Fraternity Sorority Houses) 10:00 a.m. - 1 1:30 a.m. Auditions for School of Music Church Careers Interviews Bookstore will be open Campus Tours Lunch Organization Fair Welcome — President Webb Choir Performance Choir Auditions Auditions for School of Music ROTC Open House Pre-Med Open House Pep Rally Hundred Dollar Hunt Dinner Student Union Building (S.U.B.) & 10:00 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. 10:30 a.m. 11:30 a.m. - 1:00 p.m. 1:00 p.m. - 1:30 p.m. 1:30 p.m. 3:00 p.m. 3:30 p.m. 5:30 p.m. - 7:00 p.m. 7:45 p.m. Basketball Game (Homecoming) Centenary vs. Samford Hurley Music Building Smith Building Bookstore (S.U.B.) Student Union Building North Cafeteria - Bynum Commons South Cafeteria - Bynum Commons Hurley Auditorium Hurley Auditorium Mickle Hall 4th Floor Hurley Music Building Haynes Gym Mickle Hall 2nd Floor Amphitheater Amphitheater North Cafeteria - Bynum Commons Gold Dome 9:30 p.m. - 12:00 a.m. Homecoming Dance Student Union Building Juniors and Seniors : All interviews will he held in Room 212 of the Library. Please review the schedule and nunc b\ Room 1 27 Hamilton Hall to make your appointments. Many of tin* companies have provided information lor your use prior to the interview. Please ask for them when you make your appointments. You may call Kf»!)-.>1 17 if you have quest ions. Feb. 21 March 2 March 2 March :{ March 7 March 8 March <) March 10 March 18 Commercial National Hank Henrietta Herndon— Appts. 'Mil :j::jo Leadership Management Mr. Morriss — <)til:j INTERVIEW AM) KKSIW1K WORKSHOP Mr. Austin Robertson, Accountant Brown & Williamson Tofeacco Co. Sales Representative in La. Stennis Shotts— !)til:i:!i0 South C entral Bell Marketing Sales- Account Executive I)u Wayne Bailey 9 til :\ Boots Pharmaceuticals Herb Jennings — J) til 3 p.m. Singing River Ranch Summer jobs — Mr. Young P&O Falco— 1-4 p.m. La. Dept. of Civil Service Rod Zimmerman— Infor- mation Sessions 10, 11, 1, 2 Accounting & Business Majors All majors interested in sales Room 2<>:j. Smith Mdg. H-!>::J0 p.m. -Open to all students Business preferred : Any Liberal Arts interested in Sales Business Majors preferred : Any Liberal Arts interested in sales Major— TBA AH majors Accounting All Majors Page 6 — THE CENTENARY CONGIX)MERATK — Thursday, February 24, 1983 Night Life COWBOYS CLUB: IMS GouW Dr. Than.: $2 Cover ckarge after t:«t $1 .25 drinks and 7S* reeb A enhv from 5-« p.m. $3 Cover charge after S p.m.. Free hor» d'oeuvres from s-:to. 13 Cover charge after 8 p.m. Free non d' oeuvres from 5-8 :0». 8! Cover charge after t p.m . " A-Train" at t p.m. 31.28 drinks and 75«reeoAeaiw and free hers d'oeovres from 84 p.m. I Western dance lessons I 81 Cover charge after 1 reeb & eaiw. Iff oysters on the half -shell land 25< shrimp. 82 Cover charge after 9 p.m. Ladles Night — ladies drink free from 3-K p.m. free hers d'oeuvres for all. fashion show at 7 p.m. I I Fri.: Sat.: Men.: Toes.: Wed.: eeh at eaiw and free hers W
• Free Coontry & ♦ m from 7-8 p.m. ♦ r 9 p.m.. 91.28 drinks and 7Sf a) TIIKr'KITZ 108 Texas Ave. Thurs.: rri.: 82 cover charge. ••Que!." 2 U*r I drink*, until II p.m. cover charge $1 drinks until 1 1 p.m. first 2 drinks free with student I.I). St rover charge, II drinks until 1 1 p. in., first 2 drinks free with student I.I). $3 cover charge, l adies drink free until 12 p.m. STEAK AND LOBSTER H20S'port-Barksdale llwy. Thurs . : 2 for I drinks and free hors d'oeuvres from 5-7 p.m. "Hot Sauce" at 9 p.m. Fri.: 2 for 1 drinks and free hors d'oeuvres from 5-7:00. "Hot Sauce" at 9 p.m. Sat.: "Hot Sauce" at « p.m. Mon.: 2 for I from 5-7 p.m. Mark Mills at 9 p.m. Tues.: 2 for I and free hors d'oeuvres from 5-« p.m.. 3 for 1 from 6-7 p.m.. Alicia Kogers at 9 p.m. Wed.: 2 for I from 5-7 p.m.. "Hot Sauce" at 9 p.m. ROYAL RF.I>s:h»:m Vonree Thurs. : 2 for I from 7-19:88. 50T rerh until they run out. ( entenary Specials "Magnum." :>oc drink specials during hand breaks. "Magnum." 5o« drink specials during hand breaks. 2 for I from 7-10:00. 25c reeh 2 for I from 7-10. Indies Night —3 for 1 from 7-9:00. 2 for I from 7-10: tM). $1 .50 drink specials. t Fri.: Sal.: Mon.: Tues. Wed.: Rt'srn n \n Thurs .10 K Kings II* >. Sat.: Wed.: Charles dah\ . Ladies day — 95c drinks and free hors d'oeuvres until 5 p.m. It (over charge. 2 for I from 5-7 p.m.: "Rum & Coke. $1 Cover charge. "Hum 8t Coke." Ladies Hay — 95c drinks and free hors d'oeuvres until 5 p.m.. 2 for I from 5-7 p.m. Ladies Hay — 95C drinks and free hors d'oeuvres until 5 p.m.. 2 for I from 5-7 p.m. 2 for I from 5-8 p.m.. .1 for I from 8-7 p.m. (.reen Light If L'MPFKERS BEST IN THE SQUARE 114 Texas Thurs.: |:i Cover charge. 11 drinks for Ladies. Fri. : 33 Cover charge, (ireen Light Specials. Sat.: Mon.: Tues. Wed.. $3 Cover charge. Specials. $2 Cover charge. $1 drinks for Ladies. $2 Cover charge. $1 drinks for Ladies. 32 Cover charge. 81 drinks for Ladies. LIONS'S DEN 5155 N. Market Thurs. : Hart Night. 25C reeh. Fri. : |5 cover charge. Sal : |:t cover charge. Mon.: Men s Night - 2 for I drinks from 7:30-9::tOp.i Tues. . Dart Night. Wed . Ladies' Night - 81 drinks. CIRCLE IN THE SQl'ARE 839 Commerce Thurs.: Ladies night from 7::tO-9:30p.m.. 59C reeh Fri.: 33 cover charge. " 50c reeh from 8-19 p.m. Sa I . : 13 co\ er cha rge . " 50* reeh f ront H- 1 0 p.m. Wed.: 33 cover charge. "Smith l»a*," 25c reeb. 71

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• ooto-r care vjho -co , Hot shot, MLP Opens "Jimmy Dean... " Cara Derrick, Cindy Hawkins and Shelle Sumners head the cast of "Come Back to the 5 and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean," a play by Ed Graczyk. The comedy-drama, to be guest-directed by Patric McWilliams, opens March 10 at the Marjorie Lyons Playhouse. "Come Back to the 5 and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean," is set in an antiquated five-and- dime in a Texas back- water, where a group of women have gathered, in 1975, for the twentieth anniversary of James Dean's death. Mona, played by Miss Derrick, claims to have had Dean's child while wokring with him on the movie "GIANT." She is the chief celebrant of the Dean cult and has gathered the remaining club members together to rehash the broken dreams and memories the passing years have destroyed. Miss Hawkins plays Sissy, a club member who has remained in Texas working at the five-and- dime and Miss Sumners is the mysterious Joanne, a stranger who appears and exposes everyone's illusions. The play was recently on Broadway with Cher, Sandy Dennis and Karen Black in the leading roles and is currently enjoying success as a film, winning Best Picture at the Chicago Film Festival. Cher and Miss Black are both said to be contenders for a supporting actress "Oscar" nomination. McWilliams has previously directed "Ring round the Moon" for the Centenary theatre and is the resident costume designer for the Mac- Hayden Theatre in New York City where he now lives. His local credits as a designer include "Madame de Sade," "No, No Nannette," "Masterpieces" and "The Unsinkable Molly Brown." His acting credits include "Summer and Smoke," "Harold and Maude" and "Vieux Carre." He's won two TIMES DRAMA AWARDS for "The Visit" and "Ap- plause." Rounding out the theatrical cast is Nancy Humphrey as Juanita, the store manager; Janette Fox and Suzanne Matheny as Dean club members and Lee Morgan as Joe, a town misfit befriended by the Dean cult. Chuck Drury has designed the setting with Julie Edwards designing the lights and Miss Hawkins handling the costuming. Pam Ebarb is in charge of props and stage dressings and Tripp Phillips is serving as Assistant Director. The Centenary production runs March 10-12 and 17-19 at 8 p.m. There will be a Sunday matinee March 13 at 2 p.m. Tickets are $6 for adults and $3 for students. Tickets may be reserved by calling the theatre box office at 869-5242, beginning March 7, between the hours of 1 and 5 p.m. daily. L.T.J. Gourmei By Larrv Mors* Tina Hacked Jenny Loep As the restaurant business continues, so do the many adventures of L.T.J. Gourmet. This week we attempted to visit the Orient by dining at the Bamboo Restaurant, located at 2004 Centenary Blvd. For the time it took for dinner, we could have traveled to the East and experienced a truly authentic meal. Con- sidering the type of restaurant the Bamboo is, the service was unbearably slow. The waitresses also tried too hard to converse with us throughout our stay. May be the pressures of school had something to do with our lack of in- terest in the "small" talk in which we were forced to partake. I»M MAGAZINE M*A* leadow: The On the positive fuseum we soon realized th ^orksho] arrival of our nterpre petizers, the wait .m. ur llforksho well worth it, feasted on the Platter which con$k vid E of fried shrimp, tn rolls, spare ribs' togram Won-Ton; somethin ,e 0ffic highly recommend B f y ar also recommend iducatii Chicken Foo Young ^{ithson Pepper Steak entrei} 12 these don't appeal aster menu also inch each such favorites as to™ 011 1 GooGaiPan, andS^ ent and Sour Pork, as ,niversl as American dishes teme - ^{The Bamboo is p 98 S iverl very reasonably, D( vo u offer daily luncl lorksh ° s specials Mond rainm S Friday. So, if youri stabhsh the mood for a g} 1011 dose of the Orient, rograms the Bamboo Moo lnited Saturday from 1L J> rksho l until 12 p:m i ;'" ?i W! lnteer leadows cepted.) ^{ei[TS raining n » the grc SPOTLIGHTS tasted Jay call Bice at I S*H Monday, February 28, the fin episode of M*A*S*H will air on CR PM Magazine will meet the casta they look back at their time togette They'll find out why the show can on after eleven successful years watch the historic last episodes/ shot. Attorney Ken Hur will loofc at what life was like when the Korean war ended in 1953. Centenary Honor Com 1 The Centenary Honor Court has met fl times this semester and once during} week of last semester for cases turned in at J end of the year. The court found three m for giving and/or receiving aid on final exal one guilty for plagerism on a term paper. 1 four not guilty. j ASHLEY'S AMOCO SERVICE 'HOW 222 SOOS 3040 Onteturf BM. at Kinp Hpn SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA 71104 Royale Reds —WANTS YOU- CENTENARY NIGHT THURSDAY — 50

  cation Youm^ thsonian 12 years, has faster of Arts leadows Museum fhe Mea dows ;itiveiluseum will host a zed tK workshop on Museum our nterpretation Wed- wait fsday, Feb. 23 from 9 it rn. m ffl 2:30 p.m. the | forkshop moderator i eonsi& vid Estabrook ' rimp fas tne ribs' Warn Coordinator in Office of Elemen- and Secondary at the Institution I r°?> A has a ippea ,Master of Arts m ) incieaching and K as iirnculum Develop- andSlJ ent from the rk as Iniverslty of Notre dishes )ame Mr ' Estabrook

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  idows Museum and ithe firsst professional raining made available the group. Any other ; HT^erested individual Jay call the musuem Bee at 869-5169. are Magale Library Native American Paintings, which are on view at the Magale Library Gallery until March 27, comprise 45 paintings spanning the years 1865-1980. This exhibition summarizes the development of American Indian painting. Beginning with an anonymous Cheyenne's painting on an army issue ledger page, the show winds through the expression of the important 4 'Five Kiowa Artists'' of 1920- 1940 and ends with contemporary Indian statements by Dennis Belindo and Aquaso. Sigma fan Delta The first meeting of the spring semester will be held at the home of Mrs. Anne Rogers on Sunday, February 27, at 6:30 p.m. If you wish to go, please call Mrs. Martin in the English Department ( 5254 ) so that enough repast can be prepared. She will also have copies of a map (or can give you directions over the phone) to Mrs. Rogers' house. After dinner, we will try to figure out what to do in the way of entertainment for the rest of the semester. At preliminary un- derground meetings held so far by interested members, rough plans for appropriate motion pictures, high-class meeting places, and even live writers have been made. Such things lie within our grasp, and you are free to take part — indeed, encouraged to do so, for there cannot be too many ideas. Summer Job Openings Several churches have contacted Cen- tenary College asking for students to help in a summer youth program. If you are interested, contact Rev. Bentley Sloane (5156) in the Smith Building. Average salary is $1500 for 10 weeks plus room and board. our 1 Rafting, Rapelling and Rock Climbing Trip to Dover, Arkansas Piney Creek during Spring Break — March 29-April 1 For information, call 869-5194 \J cost minimal Cut off date March 23 §§ I 'Greek Beat Editor's note: AH copy for Greek Beat must be typed, double-spaced or it will not be accepted. Deadline is Monday, 1 p.m. Tan Kappa Epsilon The previous week has with no amount of uncertainty been one of the cwaziest this dedicated scribe has ever witnessed. The arrival of Henrite was the zenith of the said seven-day period. Henrik Herskind is a former Centenary student of the Fall semester, 1980. Welcome back, Ricky, did you bring any brots? Kris Erickson ignited a city-wide doughnut sale, which brought in $900. Scott Rickles, for his immeasurable devotion to the doughnut drive, was named Active-of-the- Week. But after the sale Scott was quite bat- tered. And thanks be to Scotty Yudin who was up at daybreak baking the darn things. We would wish to thank all of the consumers who contributed to our project. Hearty birthday of- ferings extended to Frank Jackson who turned into a 24-year old Saturday. Frank, who previously attended Duquesne, was delighted with the doughnut celebration for this birthday. Taken aback by the sen- timentality of the scene, rYank remarked, 4 'I am enjoying myself. Thank you." We just can't stand having to wait for High School Weekend and Homecoming. Be aware that the Machine and the Abacus will be featured at halftime of Saturday night's game. Our vote for Homecoming Queen is, of course and as usual, Miss Phoebe. Chris Murphy still leads in the balloting for the Franco Award. them ( hi Mardi Gras was a blast with several Theta Chi's doing their Dean Martin impersonations. Pledge Howell gave of himself in helping to decorate the streets of the French Quarter. D.L. was heard to say something along the lines of "a good time was had by all." We are eagerly looking foward this coming weekend to the arrival of the high school children. The infamous Punk Party will take place Saturday night directly after the Gent's game and should turn out to be a really swell party. Congratulations are in order for three of our lovely daughters. Cathy Amsler, Jill Brown and Sweetheart Carole Powell have been named to the Homecoming Court. One sad note, the cat is dead. Sorry Bobby. KAPPA Sigma Telly Savalas is 58 today.. Aristotle Onasis is dead. Socrates wrote some killer lines. John Yianitsas says "Hi, mom!'' Oops, sorry... wrong Greek Beat. Moving right along... Did you know Save a Life Today Blood Plasma Needed Cash Paid Appointment Made. Donate twice a week. Earn up to $64 per month. Bring this ad your first donation and get $1 BONUS. BIO BLOOD COMPONENTS 802 Travis 222-3108 Open 7-3:30 Mon.Fri. let's all get ready for a great high school weekend. Chi-Omega The lota Gamma chapter of Chi Omega is pleased to announce twenty-four new initiates: Holly Andries, Ann Beatty, Bev Bur- ton, Wynn Burton, Laurie Clegg, Shelley Colbert, Melanie Crane, Meg Curtis, Mindy Dunn, Molly Goodrich, Colleen Kelly, Laura Land, Lee Lewis, Jean Magee, Connie Man- ning, Peggy Middleton, Donna Monk, Christy Morgan, Robin Roberts, Libby Rogers, Nancy Shurgarman, Cynthia Vanderslice, Cherie The KA's would like to winters, and Mickey thank the people who Zemann. came to last quarter reeb night — it was a blast. Would someone mind telling us what happened at Mardi Gras, none of us remember. Judging from their week-long hangover, we awarded that the quickest way to embarrass an ocelot is to play "connect-the- dots" on his back? — Just a little-known fact I thought you might want to jot down. Whaddya mean, "jot this!"? "What's any of this got to do with Kappa Sigma Fraternity?" you ask. How should I know? What do I look like, Joe Caduceus? Hey look, fry-brain, if you'd get off Uranus and quit veg-ing on M TV and do something worthwhile, then maybe I'd have something to write about. A.E.K.D.B. Brother! Excuse us ladies.... KAPPA Alpha Congratulations and thanks to Karen Arm- strong: new RA and old GWO. Good luck to tennis girls in next weekends' tournament in Jackson. A pat on the the Brooks Walker back to the new Mardi Gras inebriation members into the Pre- med fraternity, Alpha Epsilon Delta: Jennifer Cook, Lisa King, Liz Selby, and Lisa Thorn- ton. Good luck to the new ZTA officers. award to Mike and Bob though it was a very close drunk. Dr. Disgusting has moved into his room a la closet. This weekend was devoted to skanking and other drinking ac- tivities. The ""p question though was"" what was Jeff doing all \ college Newspaper weekend? Pinhead has found his one true love -should mirror the and is planning this life of the campus. The marriage for this Conglomerate tries to do summer. Good luck just this, and upon this Nick. Hiya Papa basis, solicits the Melvin. Jimmy don't let support and good will of your zits bleed on the the students. skanks anymore please. Congrats to the newly initiated Chi-O's and rapevine Co— You're such a radical person! T.M. tell us about the guy's dorm at 3 a.m.!! J.C. Delton — Now we know the real you! L.M. I want your bod! S.S. LFB, I'm looking forward to our "cheap" date this weekend. Wet Noodle! DA, suspenders in the mail, Bruce Somewhere over the payhouse lives, D.F., D.K., L.G., J.E., F.S. Reg, You were great Sunday morning. MAT. Been in any closets lately, BUD? j Spanish Fly — love that roommate or should I say roommates? } Is there an Adam's Dorm here I D.F.? 1-4-3 JMG. or do I mean, "Fudgecake?" Teenybopper Allyson, how about those| pitstops? J.C. Sandpiper — don't you wish you were in Charleston? CN. SB ill — m-m-m-m, biscuits. Frank — we're still waiting for you to cut the cake. J, I heard Tulsa's grass is greener| because of you. T.M. Tracey — Let's go see "L of D' and get hysterical! T.M. Delton — touchy aren't we? T.M. Snugglebunny — You're the only one for me! Love, your skunkebons. Page g — THE CENTENARY C ONGLOMERATIC — Thursday, February 21, 1!>8:$ Gents Reach Century Mark Centenary College used the combined scoring of Willie Jackson (32 points) and Bobo Thomas (23 points) and score a 102-76 win over Northwestern State here Tuesday night in a Trans America Conference basketball game. The win, which avenged an earlier loss by the Gents to the Demons, leaves Centenary at 13-12 on the .M'-(> in the TAAC Northwestern, losing its fourth straight game, is 7-18 on the season and ends conference play for the Demons with a f>-9 mark. The game was close throughout most of the first half until foil trouble caught up witn the Demons near the end of I he half and Centenary led 49-

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  (he midway pom!: With six minutes left in the half Demon Calvin Madlock picked up his fourth foul and less than a minute later Johnny Martin collected his third. Madlock had scored 10 points in the first half before his third and fourth fouls came back to back before he could be removed from the line-up. Centenary wasted little time once the second half got started in putting the game away. While Bobo Thomas had scored 15 of his 23 points in the first half, Jackson took control in the final 20 minutes for the Gents. Jackson scored 20 points in the final half and ended the game with 32 points. While those two controlled things at the offensive end for the Gents, center Johnny Martin led the Northwestern attack. Facing a sagging Gent defense, Martin still managed to score a season-high 20 points before fouling out of the game with over five minutes to play. Martin got scoring hell from Madlock with '5 points and Kenny Hale added 10 points, just one of those in the second half. Madlock did not foul out of the contest despite the early foul problems. Centenary took advantage of the foul situation to hit 30 of 38 free throws in the game while Northwestern managed to hit just 20 of 30 free shots. Kor the game four Gents scored in double figures besides Jackson and Thomas. Reggie Hurd Gymnasts Face L.S.U. The Centenary gymnast battle the nationally ranked Louisiana State University Lady Ben Gals in a dual meet Saturday night at 0:30 in the LSU Assembly Center. The Ladies 0-1 dual meet victories meet their second nationally ranked opponent this year. The Ladies visited the University of Arizona in Tucson two weeks ago and came aw ay two points short. Jennifer Forshee leads the Ladies in the all- around with a 34.55, followed closely by Jill Brown with a 34.47. and Janet Stevens a 34.42. Susan Gibson is averaging a 33.64 in the all-around. The Ladies are coming off an impressive 138.20- 134.85 dual meet victory over Memphis State last week on the road. Brown led the Ladies in the all- around with a 35.40, while Stevens was second with a 34.70, and Gibson third with a 32.70. The Ben Gals of LSU are led by Sandra Smith who is averaging a 36.09 in the all-around, followed by Pam Reither with a 35.25, Paula Stansbury with a 35.12, and Lisa Benn with a 34.4$. As a team the Ben Gals are averaging a 170.70 and their season high is a 183.75 against Texas Womens University. Because this is an NCAA meet five scores will count towards the final team score. The Ladies highest team score counting five scores is a 172.90 against the University of Arizona. The Ladies finish their regular season at LSU and will prepare for the NAIA National Gymnastics playoffs March 11-12 in Pueblo, Colorado. Ladies Lose By One The Centenary Ladies suffered a loss in their last home game of the year, 71-72 at the hands of Northwest ern's Lady Demons. The Ladies were behind the entire first half but came back in the second half with two minutes left in play to take a one point lead 07- 66 on a four point play by senior Nancy HuHquist. The one point lead was switched off three more and Vance Hughes each added 11 for the Gents. Alter 25 games Jackson is the leading scorer averaging 23.0 points and 9.2 rebounds per game. He leads the TAAC in scoring and rebounding and is ranked 14th in the nation in scoring. Three other (tents are scoring in double figures. Eric Bonner is averaging 12.4 points and grabbing 0.7 rebounds, Hurd is averaging 1 1 .0 points per game, and Thomas is scoring at a 10.2 clip while pulling down 5.8 rebounds per game. The Gents close out their regular season against Samford University (13-11 overall and 0-0 in the TAAC) on Saturday. Game time is set for 7:45 p.m. Saturday night's game is homecoming. CENTENARY COLLEGE 1983 WOMEN'S TENNIS SCHEDULE Date Opponent / Vb. 25 Mitlsaps College 1,1, 26 Mississippi Women's Unit ersity I ,h. 2h McNeese State University Man h I University of Arkansas Little Hock March 9 Oklahoma State University March 1 1 Southern Illinois University March 14 Mississippi State University March 15 Memphis State University March 1 7 Rice University Man It 23 Stephen F. Austin University April 6 Louisiana Tech University April X Tyler Junior College April 9 Tulane University April 14 Northwestern State University April 1 7 University of New Orleans April 19 Northeast Louisiana University April 20 Northwestern State University April 22 East Texas State University April 23 Millsaps College May 31 - June 4 NAIA NATIONALS Site Jackson. Miss. Jackson. Miss. Jackson. Miss. Shreveport. La. Shreveport. La. Shreveport. La. Shreveport. la. Shreveport. La. Shreveport. La. Shreveport, La. Huston. La. eport. La. veport. La. eport. La. shreveport. La. Monroe. La. Natchitoches. La. Shreveport. La. Shreveport. La. Shrei Shn Shrei Shr, Time 6.00 p. m 9 00 Q ni J . 00 p. m 1:30 2:00 p.m. 100 p. m . 1:00 p.m 2 30 p. m 2 00 p.m. 2 00 p.m. 2 00 p. m 2:00 p.m. 100 p.m. 2:00 p.m. 2:00 p.m. 2 00 p.m. 1:00 p.m. KANSAS CITY. MO. TBA CENTENARY COLLEGE 1983 MEN S TENNIS SCHEDULE Date Feb. 24 Feb. 27 March 2 March 7 March 8 March 10 March 15 March 16 March 18 March 19 March 22 April 7 April 8 April 9 April 1 1 April 13 April 14 April 16 April 18 April 21 April 23 May 2-4 Opponent Site Time Oklahoma City Shreveport, La. 1:00 p.m. To Be Announced TBA Shreveport. La. 1:00 p.m. McNeese State University Shreveport, La. 1:00 p.m. Arkansas-Little Rock Little Rock, Ark. 1:00 p.m. Northwestern State Natchitoches, La. 1:00 p.m Tyler Junior College Tyler, Tex. 2:00 p.m. University of Northern Iowa Shreveport, La. 9:30 a.m. Kansas State Shreveport. La. 1:00 p.m. McNeese State University Lake Charles. La. 2:00 p.m Lamar University Beaumont, Tex. 1:00 p.m Louisiana Tech University Shreveport, La. 2:00 p.m Northeast Louisiana University Shreveport, La. 1:30 p.m. Nicholls State University Shreveport, La. 12.30pm Tulane University Shreveport, La. 9:00 a.m. University of Texa$/ Arlington Arlington, Tex. 3:00 p.m. Millsaps College Jackson. Mitt. 1:30 p.m University of Arkansas/ Little Rock Shreveport, La, 1:00 p.m. Northeast Louisiana Univenlty Monroe. La. 2:00 p.m Louisiana Tech University Ruston, La. 2:00 p.m. Northwestern State University Shreveport, La. 2:00 p.m Millsaps College Shreveport, La. 10:OOo.m TRANS AMERICA ATHLETIC CONFERENCE TOURNAMENT SHREVEPORT. LA. TBA jSpring Baseball Schedul PEOPLE WHO CARE WHEN CARE IS NEEDED • Abortion • I Jnplrinneri Precjncincy ( ounsrlinq • f ree Pregnancy Testing • Birth Control Information • Speakers Bureau • Member National Abortion Federation times during the remaining minutes with Northwestern ending up with the victory. Leading scorers for the Ladies were seniors Zebber Satcher with 27 points. Temple Ratcliff with 19 points, and Nancy Hultquist with 13 points. The Ladies travel to Mobile, Alabama to play Spring Hill College (who finished 8-0 in their division) on Tuesdav. IV 221-5500 Hope Medical'. Group Women 210 Kings Highway Shreveport. LA. 71104 zzzz DATE OPPONENT (No. of Games) TIME SITE Mon. February 28 East Texas Daptist (2) 1 PM Marshall , Texas TUES. MARCH j CENTRAL MISSOURI (2) 1 PM CENTENARY PARK Sat. March 5 Grambl ing (2) 1 PM Grambl ing, Louisia« MON. MARCH 7 LOUISIANA COLLEGE (2) 1 PM CENTENARY PARK' V " TUES. MARCH 8
• WISCONSIN/STEVENS POINT (2) 1 PM CENTENARY PARK Tues. March 15 LeTourneau (1) 4 PM Longview, Texas Thur. March 17 South Arkansas (2) 1 PM Magnolia, Arkansas FRI. MARCH 18 UNIVERSITY OF MISSISSIPPI (1) 1 PM CENTENARY PARK SAT. MARCH 19 NORTHWESTERN STATE (2) 1 PM CENTENARY PARK TUES. MARCH 22 STEPHEN F. AUSTIN (2) 5 PM CENTENARY PARK FRI. MARCH 25 NICHOLLS STATE (2) 5 PM CENTENARY PARK SAT. MARCH 26 NICHOLLS STATE- (1) 1 PM CENTENARY. PARK SAT. MARCH 26 BETHEL !>

  6:30 PM CENTENARY PARK Mon. March 28 Millsaps (2) 1 PM Jackson, Mi ssissipP Tues. March 29 Bel haven (2) 1 PM Jackson, Mi ssissipP Wed. March 30 University of Mississippi (1) 2 PM Oxford, Mi ssi ssiPP 1 THUR. MARCH 31 EAST TEXAS BAPTIST (2) 5 PM CENTENARY PARK Mr. J's Restaurant Breakfast anytime Lunch specials Weekend all-u-can eat specials. Open 24 Hrs. (across from Cline) The Thursday, March 3, 1<)83 Conglomerate Vol. 77 No. 17 SGA continues debate on Pegasus The March 1, 1983 meeting of the Student Senate was called to order at 11:10 a.m. by President Greg Blackman. The minutes of the previous meeting were approved without objection. Senate Treasurer Wade Mc- Cutcheon reported that figures were still unavailable concerning the cost to the Senate of the Mardi Gras holiday. Under the heading of "Special Business", the Senate allowed the earlier absences of Senior Senator Wade Cloud, following a brief statement hv Cloud. 'Tuesday the Senate heard reports from its standing committees on Entertainment, Forums, and Elections, and its ad hoc committee on Course Evaluation. Thurndotte Baughman's Entertainment Committee reported that SUB Week would be from March 18-24, and would raise money for the SUB fund. The Forum Committee reported that gymnast Kurt Thomas had turned the Senate's offer down and Senator Mike Ragland suggested author Lawrence Meredith, but no definite plans were made. The Elections Committee reported that the election for the Judicial Board vacancy will be held Thursday, in the Cafeteria during lunch and supper. President Blackman recognized the work of Senator Alyce Boudreaux's Homecoming Committee. Work will now proceed on the course evaluation guide, thanks to the work of Senator Ragland's Course Evaluation Committee. Under the heading of "Old Business," the Senate approved a forum on Mardi Gras to be done by Brad Hoge. And according to Senator Boudreaux research is proceeding con- cerning a campus nurse and all looks favorable. The hottest topic of "Old Business" was once again Pegasus. After much discussion concerning the merits of a student literary magazine and the original funding of Pegasus for the 1982-83 year, with input from the Senate gallery, the debate centered on the money available to the Senate. Eventually, Senator Bobby Brown made a motion that a committee of three be formed to decide how much money was ac- tually available for Pegasus funding. Senator Mike Ragland declared the idea of such a committee to be "outrageous" and refused to kke part of "a delaying ploy." Pegasus

  itor J. Alan Irvine stated that unless the ^nate made a decision within three weeks u nne, constraints will make publishing a s Prtng edition impossible. Senator Brown's c ommittee will consist of himself, Treasurer ^cCutcheon, and Senator Boudreaux and will m ke its report at the March 8th Senate Meeting . Following the decision that the student bl °od drive would be held on March 24th, * r ing SUB Week, Vice President Kyle Labor

  Motioned that all further talk of allocations be ^bled until the next Senate meeting, and at 12 P m the Senate was adjourned. (piHPfJhvr lhtn l;<>\< Graham Bateman sheds a tear while witnessing Monday night's departure of the troops of the 4077th M*A*S*H unit Photo by Bob Thomas Deadline for FAF forms near By Veronica Amels Students that are in need for financial aid should meet with Jeff Teter, Financial Aid Counselor, because the process of receiving financial aid is long and time consuming. That is why it is very important to meet the financial aid deadline. Centenary students have a chance to receive some kind of scholarship, whether it is on a need base or an academic base. To find out if you qualify for a scholarship, go to the financial aid office and fill out the FAF (Financial Aid Form) accurately. It is a good idea to make a copy of the FAF for your personal files. Sometime afterwards you will receive a Student Aid Report-take this report to the financial aid office. The student aid report will determine your award Scholarship. It could include the need or (and) academic scholarship, federal government money, work- study payments, and school loans. After the scholarship reward has been processed it is important for you to sign your award. Jeff Teter has stressed the importance to meet the financial aid deadlines. You must submit your FAF and Centenary Financial Aid applications before the deadline, May 15, 1983. It is also very important to keep copies of all the financial aid applications you have mailed or turned in to the Financial Aid office. Starting for the year of September 1983-August 1984, all Centenary male students over the age of 18 must have proof that they have registered for the draft. This is a new policy through the Federal Government. If you have any questions or changes that need to be made on your financial aid application or award, make an appointment to talk to one of the officials at the financial aid office. They could be a great help to your college career! Changes antieipated in Curriculum By Jackie Pope* The Centenary College faculty is considering a new set of core requirements. If this new core package passes, there will be several changes in students' core requirements. One of these changes would be in the Interim Studies. The new package, as of now, would include the six hours required from Interim studies in the regular core instead of requiring the students to take courses in January in order to graduate. Dick Anders, Dean of Students at Centenary College, has suggested an alternative plan. Students would return to Centenary in early January, finish the semester in early May, and still be able to take trips with professors like the ones offered in January. As of now. the ten- tative schedule has In- terim scheduled in January with no core changes. None of these new plans have been approved yet. The faculty will meet soon to discuss further these changes in core requirements. Convocation to feature BBC Minister A Methodist minister who works with the BBC ( British Broadcasting Corporation) will be a Willson Lecturer at Centenary College Thursday, March 3. The Rev. Meech has worked for the BBC since 1975 doing religious and sports broadcasting, specializing in cricket. He also presents programs of music. He edits the British Council of Churches' Magazine " Vision One" and contributes to a number of other religious and secular publications. He has the distinction of being listed as a lecturer and after- dinner speaker by Foyles, the well-known London bookshop, and in this connection is in much demand at clubs and conferences all over Britain. He is widely traveled, most recently visiting Greece with the BBC. The Rev. Michael Meech of London will speak at 11 a.m. in Kilpa trick Auditorium; his appearance is open to the public without charge. He will also be making appearances at First United Methodist Church during his visit to Shreveport. See pages 4 and 5 + + a look at Homecoming Page 2 — THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Thursday. March & ! same got r bet; tirr Hig J>andHc ec it wor handle insteac Office' work. Homec cam pi alcoho ved? work, dleligh caf? I work, of the ideas Homec fact succesi Begi prior Centei watche petitic variou! sororit ZetaT; took f their s Raggei Congrs We km $150 to place Kappa tin Dear Editors : BEER. Ha. Ha. How do you like that? Guy Cassingham From The Wizard's Kettle Hv J. Man Irvine Homecoming and High School Weekend wrapped together. A rather impressive package. A successful package. Although the "Weekend" officially began Saturday mor- ning, a number of high schoolers decided to jump the gun and get an early start on things — some showing up even late Friday afternoon. Not entirely thrilled with the prospect of catering to them so soon, I tried to convince myself that I really didn't see them. Ob- viously, I said, I was imagining things. No such luck. (I don't have anything against High Schoolers, I just wasn't quite ready to start playing host.) Saturday morning the main event began, with streams of them con- verging on the SUB, then dispersing again towards the dorms or trooping about, touring the campus in great companies. The registration and academic "fair," better organized than in many a year, provided more of a mingling place for Centenary people than High Schoolers, but that seems to be the rule for all such events. This year the Organization Fair was actually that — organized, and some High Schoolers even attended! Still, the most enjoyable part of it consisted of writing notes back and forth with the folks manning the other ables. Of course, working the Fair meant that I had to miss all the official speeches, welcomes, etc. during lunch. Darn. I've always found chaos a great spectator sport; thus, the Hun- dred Dollar hunt made to order with hundreds (well, scores anyway) of people dashing back and forth all over the campus. Every time a new clue was un- covered, people stampeded in that direction, emptying the rest of the campus. Through the middle of all this charged a bizarre parade that looked as it got lost on the way to Mardi Gras. The Homecoming Activities generated a good deal of excitement and energy, starting with the Pep Rally, then a dinner which differed drastically from the usual Saturday night fare with a delightful change of pace and atmosphere, through the game which we actually won (the first Homecoming game we've won in awhile — good work, Gents! ) and to one of the best on- campus dances eve (Congratulations toj corp of decorators an excellent job.) In all, both week events ended up the best they've beeni several years. Personal note to Forrest Wendell Parlette: Yes, I H that the windows Jackson Hall are nicj only wish I had 1 opportunity to ™ them. Being a SocioW Major, most of my' is spent in that s same dungeon witnP rooms, blackouts, ants. Several sern^l I have had no <1 above ground at Also, I am glad y° u be donating slid 1 useful building t0 t campus. That is the type of dona^J, advocated in the cflj, which you so vig

  objected to. Thursday. March 3. 1983-THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE — Page 3 on Homecoming '83: It worked

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  ton. instead of the Alumni friem office? No way will it 1 work. Have a norn in Homecoming Dance on poeni] c ampus where no alcohol could be ser- ved? No way will it WO rk. Have a can- dlelight dinner in the caf? No way will it work. Surprisingly, all of these 4 'far-fetched" ideas did work, and Homecoming '83 was in fact a tremendous success. Beginning the day prior to Homecoming, Centenary students watched as the com- petition between the various fraternity and sorority houses began. Zeta Tau Alpha sorority took first place with their slogan "Run 'Em Raggedy." Congratulations, ZTA! We know you'll put that $150 to good use. Second place went to Tau Kappa Epsilon with eat tin ary no

  I a gre< eel gofl 3l that d time larethi ege. their slogan "Bone the Bulldogs." (Clever, guys.) Rumor has it that several dedicated TKE's were up 'til the wee hours of the mor- ning completing their masterpiece. Hope that $100 helps with RCB, guys. In third place was Chi Omega sorority. The Chi-O's will surely put their prize to "wise" use. Congratulations all! The cheerleaders boosted the Gents to victory at one of the most well-spirited pep rallies ever at Cen- tenary! With special help from star basketball player Napoleon Byrdsong, the cheerleaders allowed the crowd to show their own spirit. This provided comedy and entertainment to the success of the pep rally. How 'bout them cheerleaders? Keep up the good work, ladies! The pep rally concluded with the first clue to the $100 Hunt given by the Master of Ceremonies, Mr. Charlie Atkins. The candlelight dinner in Bynum Commons added a touch of class to the evening. With the help of the two maitre d's, Charlie Atkins and Kenny Gele, the usual caf was made into a place of elegance. Students were treated to roast beef, delicately carved by two experts, and to homemade rolls. We hope this will be a continuing tradition at Centenary. Thanks to all who worked so hard on this dinner — especially to the staff in the caf. Finally, the climax of the whole evening — the actual Homecoming Game. The crowd was as spirited as has ever been seen this year. It was a game of anxiety and excitement, and all involved (except of course, Sam ford) found the game to be one of the best yet. Great job, guys! The game itself was highlighted by our own Centenary beauties. School spirit swelled as each of the ladies took ;heir walk. A very ipecial note went to iMiss Jill Brown of the court who, due to prior commitments with the gymnastics team, was unable to attend the half-time ceremony. Julia Van Tiem of the Athletic Department read Brown's im- pressive resume, and wished her the best of luck at the LSU meet. Congratulations to all our beauties and especially to Carole Powell, announced Second Maid, and to Cathy Amsler, First Maid. A very special congratulations goes to Miss Libby Taylor, who was announced the Homecoming queen at Centenary for the second time. The Dance honoring Queen Libby and her court was held im- mediately after the game. High school and college students alike joined in the victory celebration. The decorations provided by Student Activities Director Kathy Turner and her committee added glamour to the evening. Residents of Sexton Homecoming 83 did work, and it provided the final episode of M fun for all involved. gather in

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When a band has a "different" sound — different, that is, from the Top Ten bands — most people never get a chance to hear them. One new band with a different sound that is getting airplay is Art In America. Art In America does not try anything new musically, but in- strumentally they are very good. They have a mellow sound which is enhanced by Shishonee Flynn's harp playing. Vocaslist-guitarist Chris Flynn, Danny Flynn on drums and percussion, add just the right touch of jazz-rock fusion to give this band a well-rounded sound. While almost every cut is good, the group's concessions^) the Top- Forty song format does slightly dim the light of this album. The best cut is "If I Could Fly," an upbeat, breezy tune with an excellent guitar solo that really adds to the musical picture. Usually, a guitar solo is an excuse for a guitarist L.T.J. Gourmet to show off, but this group does not need to show off. Every song displays their talents to the fullest. The title track, "Art In America," is currently getting air- play nationwide. It, too, is an excellent cut and one can only hope that other cuts follow this tune to the airwaves. Listening to this album is an enjoyable experience — it is definitely worth the gas it takes to drive to the record store. Art In America is a kaleidoscope of sound that can be enjoyed by everyone. By Larry Morse Tina Haekett Jenny Loep The Italian Garden restaurant is located "somewhere" on Lakeshore Drive. L.T.J. Gourmet made the mistake of turning down North Lakeshore Dr. instead of going straight on South Lakeshore. After one hour and forty-five minute search around Cross Lake, we finally found what we were looking for. Inside, the Italian Garden has a small, conservative setting much like any other Italian restaurant. The menu offers no specific appetizers, but the dinner salad rates a "10" because of the homemade Italian dressing, and the garlic bread is a must. L.T.J. Gourmet devoured two loaves before our en- tres arrived. For all you lasagna lovers, La Giardino di Italian offers the best. Layers of noodles, imported cheeses, and specially seasoned meat make up this European delight. , w glove; <0 lyourse £ Thai The spaghetti wag well prepared meaty tomato samg^ a bit too meaty, some patrons like it ing way. The menu offf e,ime! P wide range of favorite Italian dj* 6 00 1 such as Petti Alfredo, Veal migiani con pasta Linguini with either or white clam sj The 4 'Garden' serves specialty p with such topping shrimp, crab meat clams. The prices are oc steep side. The times are 10 p.m. J thru Thur., 9 p.B Sun., and 11 p.m.d and Sat. Closed! days. Before settq to the "Garden", I your appetite ml map. Bon Appetit! 18 21 Mini-Movie Review By Melonie Raichel The best comes with age. 69 year old Jackie Gleason proves this to be true in his remarkable new movie, The Sting II, also starring Mac Davis. The movie is a follow-up an i sibilitic to The Sting Paul Newman Robert Redford. For genuine tertainment, see. Sting II. All you do is sit back ai and let the talent] rest. Meadows features watercolors An exhibition of more than 30 watercolors and oils by Emil Holzhauer will open at the Meadows Museum of Art, Centenary College, on February 26, 1983 and continue through March 31. Emil Holzhauer, who now resides in Niceville, Florida, was born in Schwabish Gmund, Germany, in 1887. He came to the United States when 19 years old and by 1909 was studying under Robert Henri (1865-1929) leader of the Ash Can School. Emil Holzhauer became a part of the New York art world during a very exciting period in America's art history. The first three decades of the twentieth century represented ex- traordinary invention and change — Stieglitz and his "291", the Ar- mory Show, the influx of European artists, the first wave of American abstractionists. Holzhauer exhibited at many New York galleries and the Metropolitan Museum and his work received favorable reviews in the New York Times. For over a decade, Holzhauer held a position in the front rank of American watercolorists. This retrospect covers his work from 1901 through 1980. The exhibition was organized by the Pensacola Museum of Art, and is circulated by the Southern Arts Federation, of which Louisiana State Arts Council is a member made possible by funds from the National Endowment for the Arts. Graphic Arts and Print* 518 EAST WASHINGTON SHREVEPORT. LA. 71104 TELEPHONE (318)865-4394 / (31 Royale Reds —WANTS YOU- CENTENARY NIGH^ THURSDAY - 50

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  « exs Oidate : T >ke yi "ticer U S.A J036 1 Shrev f Phone. Thursday. March X lWCJ-TIIK ( KNTKNARY CONGLOMERATE — Page 7 Grapevine ig Heard you broke the Don't drink, don't smoke, what do J iflg gloves Saturday! you do? Love. Short Term. 1 Wag Thanks for everything! P H. & K.W. — Hope I didn't keep j f vou uo too late! M Z ° JnlveM.AP. nea ty, H - Let s have some Sunday 1-4-3 JMG! Meting breakfast again r time! P. You sure made a fool Theta Chi's Jj! yourself Saturday night Thanks for a wonderful "Punk Party!' you up too late! M Z. Sunday morning was O.C. — You lived up to your The o p.m. ASHLEY'S AMOCO SERVICE fie) l ng st* vman Iford ;nuine t, see lyou ck talent' PHONE 222 6003 3040 Centenary Bhrd at Kings H|wy SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA 71104 BECOME AN EXECUTIVE IN 21 WEEKS. As an Army officer, you'll have many respon- sibilities. And some special privileges. That's in addition to Army benefits such as health care and up to 30 days earned vacation 'year. And there may even be a chance to travel or live abroad. ds 368' 3! Wre a college senior, you can apply early '" S«t our exams out of the way. If you pass " le exams, we'll guarantee your Officer Can- ld9 te School (OCS) in writing. T »ke your first step toward becoming an Army W| eer today by calling: j 9 J-1st Class Phillip Buchanan o ft , Arm y Recruiting Station 3* Mansfield Road Ssport, La. ^ne: 336-5323 s^ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. Greek Beat ChiAhiwpa The Iota Gamma chapter of Chi Omega would like to congratulate the Centenary Gents on their excellent victory over Samford. Congratulations also to Libby Taylor, who was crowned Homecoming queen, and Cathy Amsler - 1st maid. Thank you Alyce Boudreaux for putting the Homecoming ac- tivities together. It seemed that everyone has survived the in- vasion of the HS children. (Are we getting older or are they getting younger?) It was nice of Donna M. To beam down for punk party and show us her true color. How about green for next year? Speaking of parties, thanks to all the fraternities for the deviant festivities of the weekend past. Among the rah-rahs this week: Polly Greve is the new Panhellenic President and Lynette Potter is the new secretary; Jenifer Cook was initiated into .//Win Clii . Karen Klusendorf is the new president of that organization and Connie Manning the new vice-president. Cie Hawkins, Cara Derrick, and Lisa Chaisson will be traveling to the Kennedy Center in Washington to perform My Sister in this House. I hope the future Dr. Christine Hummer can forgive me for neglecting her name last week from the list of new Alpha Epsilon Delta Initiates. This Sunday the Chi ( )mega . we-got spi ri t — yes we-do," basketball . team has a game. Don't miss it! A special Thank you to the Sigs for Thur- sday's mixer. Sorry to hear the recent crime wave that has swept over you. Maybe y a' II should keep a sharper eye on those prized possessions. KAPPA Alpha The baseline bums will be back this weekend for the return game against Mercer. We would like to send a warm thanks to Dr. Webb for stopping down at the K. A. house during high school weekend. Thanks Dr. Webb. Pinhead brought the ring this weekend and it's gorgeous. Jimmie's zits are better now. Hiya smittie. Tlwta Chi Homecoming was a real killer this past weekend. Congratulations go out to Daughters Cathy Amsler and Carole Powell on being named first and second Maids on the Homecoming Court. Was Punk Party a riot or what? The term Red Death has now been replaced by the term "F-Punch" which stands for 4 Tun Pun- ch". Thanks go out to Cindy Garrett for her help with the party. One female guest was heard to say "This party is great, just great.' The cat would have loved it. Once again Theta Chi demonstrated its amazing athletic ability last Sunday in In- tramural basketball by soundly defeating the faculty. We still stand undefeated. As a result of the game, Kelly Allison will now be the poster child for Lucky Strikes. The pledge class is regressing well as are the Junior Actives, thank vou. KAPPA Sterna "AAANNHHUNNHH" came the cry from the victims of the hungry wolves at the Sig House this past weekend. High schoolers — what high schoolers? Oh, you mean the reeb-sucking guebes that took up space at all of the frat houses. Yeah, the wasted weasels that sold buicks, tossed tacos, worshipped porcelain, and gave us so many technicolor yawns with which to remember them by. Sure, I rem ember... but do they? "Whaddt? Whaddt? C'mon, Whaadt?" Niiiiccee barbecue, Floyd! Haven't seen many dogs around your house lately! The Kappa Sigs would LIKE to congratulate the Zetas on their great sign and thank the spirited KA's, punk Theta Chi's, boney TKE's, and partyhouse Chi-O's for a great weekend. We'd LIKE to, but we're out of room! IN HILARIOUS '. Friday, March 4, at 9:30 a.m. THE Stake Your Claim ToThe Musical Goldmine! PARAMOUNT PICTURES pmn

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  i love it," espoused Franco time after time while High School Weekend was in full swing Saturday night. Jean said that Hank knew what he was doing. Franco said, "I love it." And we all did. The most recent weekend of our college careers has just pased and we had a rollicking time. The planning for High School and Homecoming Weekend was truly marvelous and a sincere note of thanks is extended from the head honcho, Chris Murphy, to all who made it possible. And, say, congratulations to former TKE Sweetheart and O.D. Libby Taylor for her second reception of the crown of Homecoming Queen. She did it under the guise of Kyla. We are still proud of Lisa and Thurndotte who graced the gymnasium with their presence on the court. We are mourning the loss of Phoebe, having recently learned she was put to sleep a couple of years ago by Jay. It is a wonderful thing that the Gentlemen won Saturday night's game and we hope they can perform as well this Saturday against that rugged Mercer crew. They're a tough bunch, but we can beat them, eh? And one final milestone in history should be properly recognized. After coming from behind to defeat a foreign team in fussball, Brad and Kyle fought off a heated rally by Kirk and Robert to stake their claim as the number one duo. No one will know for sure because the dogs are out of town, sir! An ALAN JAY LERNER m™ panavision* TTCHNICOLOR'H A R\RAMOl'NT PICTURE Zrla Tau Alpha The Beta Iota chapter of Zeta Tau Alpha would like to thank everyone who helped in the preparations for Homecoming and High School Weekend. Congratulations are in order to all who helped make the Zeta house a winning success in the house decorating contest. Congratulations to all of the other house winners as well. A special note of thank you goes to Nancy Fox who was in charge of the weekend's festivities for our chapter. We appreciate all of our alumnae and everyone else who dropped in for a visit during our open house. We especially ap- preciated Dr. Webb's visit. Congratulations to the basketball team for a victorious Homecoming game. Thanks go to the TKE's for use of their ladder. We all enjoyed the fraternity open houses and had a blast at the Punk Party. Congratulations to Patsy Eraser for winning the Reserve Championship for Equestrian Arts. Chumley deserves a special congratulations for making Sunday's Times. Junior, we appreciate you taping
• A. S. H for us. Thanks to all the Big Brothers for helping clean up our house last week. We are all looking forward to our up- coming pre-party and formal. The pledges will hold a car wash Saturday March 5 from 1-4; see posters around campus for details. A special reminder goes out to all our members: we DO have meetings on Sunday nights at 8 : 30 ; wear pin clothes to meeting next Sunday, March 6. of the Wednesday March 9 9:30 p.m. in the SUB Pages— THE CE NTH NARY CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, March :!. I!ix:i Homecoming '<83 Gents Win In Double O. T. If you were not in the Gold Dome Saturday night for the Homecoming game against Samford you missed the game of the season. The game went on forever (or at least the two over-times seemed like forever) before the Gents pulled ahead of the Samford Bulldogs on free throws by Willie Jackson and Napoleon Byrdsong to win the game 82-79. The game was close all the way to the wire. At the end of the first half the score was tied 38-38. At the end of regulation play the score was tied 73-73. After one over- time the score was tied at 75-75. It was during the second over-time that the Gents finally found the edge that put them on top. Samford led 77-75 with two minutes left but with two minutes re ma i n i ng Bobo Thomas was fouled. Thomas made the first free-throw and missed the second which gave Jackson the opportunity to soar down the lane for the board to set up a Thomas jam which put the Gents up by three. Jackson was fouled and made both shots to give the Gents an 80-77 lead. Byrdsong made two free-throws to put the icing on the cake and make the Bulldogs final bucket meaningless. The Gents won the game 82-79. The win gives the Gents an over-all record of 15-12 and puts them in a tie for third place with Georgia Southern in the TAAC and sets up a Saturday home against Mercer. High scorers for the Gents were Jackson with 27 points on the night and 10 rebounds, Eric Bonner with 20 points and 7 rebounds, and Bobo Thomas with 18 points and 6 rebounds. Netters Swing Into Action The Centenary Lady and Gent tennis team swung into action last week as the Gents laced Qklahoma City and Auburn Universities in two separate dual meets, and the Ladies traveled to Jackson. Mississippi to compete against Millsaps, McNeese, and Mississippi University for Women in a quadrangular meet. The Ladies opened up the two day meet Friday, February 25 with a 9-0 victory over Millsaps. Saturday was no less productive for the Lady netters as they defeated McNeese 8-1, and MUW 7-2. The Gent netters competed at home on February 24 against OCU and lost 0-9, and again on February 26 against Auburn and lost 2-7 with Joe Prather chalking up wins in singles and again in doubles with Shawn Livesay. CKNTFNAKY 9: MILSAPS o SINGLES: Lautfen Cotter Ingram d. L. T. Hull fi-3, Hamilton d. J Collins -<); Tammic KelJev d. C. MeCauley (>-7, 5-7, Cynthia Vandersliee d. A. Boyd 0-3, 0-1; DOUBLES: Ingram-Carell d. Elliot-Collins 0- 2, 0-2; Hamilton-MaeMillian d. Vegas-Boyd 0- 3.0-0; CENTENARY 8: MCNEESE 1 SINGLES: Lauren Cotter Ingram d. C Fernandez 0-2, 0-3; Pat tie Hamilton d. K. Buck 0-0. 0-2; Sandy MacMillian d. I. Faegin 0-0, 0-1; Cynthia Vandersliee d.J. Soulier 0-0, 0-1. DOUBLES: Fernandez-Buck d. Ingram- Carell 0-4, 0-4; Hamilton-MaeMillian d. Tegerstrand-B. Petty 0-1, 0-0; Kelly- Vanderslice d. Faegin-Kyson 0-0, 0-0. CENTENARY 7: MISS. UNIV. FOR WOMEN 2 SINGLES: M. Bolster d. Lauren Cotter Ingram 7-5, 0-4; Pattie Hamilton d. L. Dilon 0- 3, 6-0; Edie Carell d. T. Kuntz 0-1, 0-1; Sandy MacMillian d. K. Ochmanski 0-0. 0-1 ; Tammie Kelley d. M Viger 0-1. 0-2; Cynthia Vandersliee d. . W. Reynolds 0 -1. O-o. DOUBLES: Bolster Dilion d Ingram-Carell 7-5. 0-0; Hamilton-MaeMillian d. Kuntz Ochmanski 0-2. 0-0; Kelley-Vandersliee-d. Vitier V. Pierce 0-1. 0-4. 0: OKLAHOMA CITY CENTENARY UNIVERSITY 9 SINGLES: P. ODonoghe d Joe Prather 0 4. 0- 1; G. Trost d. Pat Downes 0 4. 0 2; M Murphy (1. Randall Gonzalez 0-2. 0-2; W Sluice
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  Shawn Livasay 0-3, 0-0; P Casidy d. Terry Dalzell 0-4. 0-4; R. Tekenbroek d. Mike EllemanO-0, 0-0. DOUBLES: Dias-Moir d. Downes-Gonzelez 0- 4, 0-2; Prather-Livasav d. Tekenbroek- Ha mpe 0-4, 3-0, 7-0; H. Herr-VanDerMerine d. Dalzell- EllmanO-2,0-2. Mr. J's Restaurant Breakfast anytime Lunch specials Weekend all-u-can eat specials. Open 24 Hrs. (across from Cline) Ladies End Seaso Five Centenary seniors gave it their all in an NAIA District 30 playoff game in Mobile, Alabama Monday night, but Spring Hill College shot a torrid of 18 of 22 shots from the free throw line to defeat the ladies 00-52. For the Ladies, Tempie Ratcliff turned in a fine performance, scoring 19 points, Carla Hutchins scored 12, and Zebber Satcher, who fouled out with 6:07 left in the game scored 8 points, Nancy Hultquist scored five and Penny Davis scored two. The game was tied, 28-28, after the first half as the Ladies penetrated the Lady Badgers' defense and used 12 first-half points by Ratcliff. The Badgers jumped out to an 8-0 lead, but the Ladies caught Spring Hill with 8:05 to play in the half, tying the game 20-20. The Ladies went up 22-20 on a Satcher turnaround jump shot, but the Badgers scored the next time down to tie it up again. The teams traded buckets the rest of the first half. In the second half, Ratcliff hit a 10 foot jumper and Hutchins added a 15-footer to put Centenary up 32-28. But the Ladies could a basket for the nei minutes. Spring Hi 12 to go up 40-32 Ladies were 0-9 in stretch. The loss ended Ladies year with! overall record, tenary's Coach Jo Andre said of ha "I felt our girls j as hard as they and they have nothi be ashamed of. I had to do it a again, there is not we would change group. I'll rem* 1 these girls forever* wish them hick" ARE YOUR COLLEGE FINANCES IN CRITICAL CONDITION? Joining the Army Reserve can reduce your college costs. If you qualify, our Educational Assist- ance program will pay up to $1,000 a year of your tuition for four years. If you have taken out a National Direct or Guar' anteed Student Loan since October 1, 1975, our Loan Forgiveness program will repay 15% of your debt (up to $10,000) or $500, whichever is greater, for each year you serve. If you'd like to find out more about how a Reserve enlistment can help pay for college, call tn e number below. Or stop by. ARMY RESERVE. BE ALLYOU CAN BE. SFC Terry Bass — 742-2495 SFC Willie Brown — 226-5555 SFC Betty Anderson — 226-5323 Ask about the 4013th USA Garrison Princ; tenar Draw Town ciates schen c amp c °mp

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  Provij tystei h th( Gym. Gan iects ] W e , c °rdi n si dent flc ati 0 ^e 0 Per] i ■ Conglomerate ^^^^r Thursday, March 10, 1983 "...Jimmy Dean," Opens Tonight at MLP ended with cord, ach J« of histi girls pi they /e nothi i of. I it all ? is n« :hange remei oreven luck V r ssist- Dur 3uaf ur /our :aterc J the Master Plan to Be Complete in 10 Years By Emily Canter "Form follows function" is the Principle around which the Cen- tenary master Plan is designed. Drawn up in the spring of 1982 by Townsley, Schwabb and Asso- Cla tes, the plan is a detailed Sc heme of the proposed college Ca mpus. This plan should be c °nipleted over a period of ten ye *rs. The Master Plan makes Divisions for gardens, pedestrian ^sterns, and a pond to be located

  the low area behind Haynes Gym. . hardens and landscaping pro- mts like the Crumley Gardens ave all been financed through end owments and donations. Ac- c °rdi ng to Dr. Loyless, Vice Pre- side n t of the college, no beauti- ;at on will be done without this ^ e of funding. er haps the most controversial project at this time is the Hodges Garden now under consturction. The rose garden will be planted and maintained through an en- dowment from G. W. James of Ruston in honor of his mother and grandmother Hodges. The James family has previously given money for a dormitory, tennis courts, and the T. L. James Chair of Religion. The present plan makes no provisions for additional build- ings for the campus. Dr. Loyless said, "I feel Centenary has enough of a physical plan now. Our needs are well met as far as buildings are concerned." Even though land is donated every year to the college, Centenary's land usage remains practical. "Centenary's business is education, not land specula- tion," Loyless said, "Eventually we would like to enlarge the school's boundaries to run co- terminous with King's Highway, Woodlawn, Wilkinson, and Cen- tenary Drive, but this will be in the future." Maintenance costs for existing buildings come from the General Fund. Some improvements, such as Mickle Greenhouse, refurbish- ing the Marjorie Lyons Playhouse, and a new ceiling for Haynes Gym have also been paid for from the General Fund. Additional im- provements to buildings are made when endowments accumulate enough interest to pay for the changes. James Dorm and Rotary Hall are Centenary's only en- dowed buildings. Dr. Loyless said, "We have to plan and be more deliberate in the upkeep of our buildings." Landscaping and renovation plans in the immediate future include the new rose garden, the planting of sweet oliver trees, and the redesigning of the Jackson Hall parking lot. By Mickey Zemann Cara Derrick, Cindy Hawkins and Shellie Sumners head the cast of "Come Back to the 5 and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean," a play by Ed Graczyk. The com- edy-drama, to be guest-directed by Patric McWillaims, a graduate of Centenary College, opens to- night March 10, at the Marjorie Lyons Playhouse. "Come Back to the 5 and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean" is set in an anti- quated five-and-dime in a Texas backwater, where a group of wo- men have gathered in 1975, for the twentieth anniversary of James Dean's death. Mona, played by Cara Derrick, claims to have had Dean's child while work- ing with him on the movie "Giant." She is the chief celebrant of the Dean cult and has gathered the remaining club members together to rehash the broken dreams and memories that the passing years have destroyed. Cie Hawkins plays Sissy, a club member who has remained in Texas working at the five-and-dime and Shellie Sumners is the mysterious stran- ger who appears and exposes everyone's illusions. McWilliams has previously di- rected "Ring around the Moon" for the Centenary theatre and is the resident costume designer for the Mac-Hayden Theatre in New York City where he now lives. Centenary graduate (1974), Leigh Elen Holloway has replaced Chuck Drury as the setting di- rector for this play along with the production of "My Sister In this House." Mr. Drury' s untimely re- signation from his contract left the theatre department in somewhat of a bind until Mrs. Holloway agreed to replace him. For a short while it looked as if the new play might have to perform without a setting director. According to Mr. Buseick, he and Drury never dis- cussed the matter, but he believes that Drury could have handled the situation in a more "professional manner," by waiting until the end of the semester to finish his con- tract with the school. Luckily, Mrs. Holloway is able to accom- pany the crew of "My Sister In This House" to the National American College Theatre Festi- val in Washington this April, work with the production of "Come Back to the 5 and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean," and take over Mr. Drury' s classes at the playhouse. After the current successes of the theatre department, "Come Back to the 5 and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean" will sureyly prove to be another smashing production! The Centenary pro- duction runs March 10-12 and 17- 19 at 8 p.m. There will be a Sunday matinee March 13 at 2 p.m. Tickets are $6 for adults and Centenary students are admitted free of charge. SORRY WE'RE LATE We apoligizc for the delay in the distribution the The Conglomerate. The paper's new look is due partly to the fact that the Pied-Typer C ompany in now publishing it, and partly because we have returned to the easier-to-read five-column style. The paper will be out later than usual, but you can still pick up a copy in the dorms, the caf at dinnertime, Magale Library, Meadows Museum. Hamil- ton Hall, and the SUB. Thanks for waiting.! Page 2-THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE-Thursday, March 10, 1983 Pride of Place Dr. Darrell Loyless Vice President The Master Plan For Campus Improvement I want to thank the students, (acuity and staff who participated in our meetings where we review- ed the master plan for campus improvement. It is in the forma- tive stages and we will use your constructive comments to refine the plan. Let me review again the thrust of the program. The plan is to make the grounds more functional for our students and staff. In most all cases, form has followed func- tion but with a commitment to make the areas of campus prettier than before. All projects will be started only after construction and endow- ment money is in place. This will ensure that such projects do not detract from our ongoing budget- ed program. It will also ensure the improved areas are properly fund- ed for upkeep. Certainly the drawings on dis- play are not exhaustive. As time passes, other areas may be given priority and drawings developed on them as well. Those of you who have provided comments on areas badly needing improvement have helped turn our attention to such priorities. It has been my conviction, for sometine, that we need to plan for our college's future. I believe we have all seen the development of such a plan for campus improve- ment. 1 1 will change over time as form will follow different functions, but a broad, rational outline is in place. With present consideration of our curriculum and a possible plan for our physical plant, we will go a long way to setting out our future on a rational study basis. With constant review and updat- ing, we will make Centenary a place of even greater pride, If you have further ideas or comments, I would appreciate hearing them. No John Hancock's Please By Leigh Weeks Co-Editor In last Thursday's mail, The Conglomerate received a letter for the editorial page. This person (or persons) had quite a lot to say about issues discussed in The Conglomerate, and opinions ex- pressed in the paper by staff members or Centenary students. We would have no reservations about printing the letter had it been accompanied by the name of the submitter(s), and not simply a pseudonym. It is the policy of The Conglomerate that all letters and material submitted be signed. It is the submitter's prerogative to request that his name be with- held. Therefore, Captain Benbow and Eric The Dog, we request that you send us a note revealing your true identities, and your address, (so we'll know for sure it is you). The Centenary Conglomerate Leigh Weeks Bonnie Brown Co-Editors Business Manager Lynette Potter Managing Editor Craig Coleman News Editor Jackie Pope Features Editor Bess Robinson Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann Sports Editor Kim Staman Layout Editor Lisa Illing Layout staff. Bonnie Brown, Leigh Weeks, Kim Staman, Mickey Zemann Advertising Manager Graham Bateman Photographers Chris Murphy, Bob Thomas Rick Anders, Bonnie Brown C olumnists Alan Irvine, Betsy Camp, Larry Morse, Tina Hackett, Jenny Loep Reporters Pierre Bellegarde, Alyce Boudreaux, Veronica Amels, David Inman, Melonie Raichel, Emily Canter, Clay Robertson Advisor Janie Flournoy Printer Pied-Typer Printing Company The Centenijry Conglomerate is written and edited by the students of Centenary C ollege, 291 1 Centenary Blvd., Shreveport, LA, 71 13 1-0188. The views presented are those oTthe staff and the students and do not necessarily reflect administration policies of t he college. The Centenary Conglomerate is published weekly except for summer school semesters, holidaj S, dead week, and examination periods. Subscription price is SJ per year, The Centenary Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editors and other con- tributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence received and reject any and all contributions. Contributions become the property of The Centenary Conglomerate. Letters must ix- accompanied with name. Deadline tor copy is Monday, l p.m. The Conglomerate requests that all contributions be typed, double-spaced. . A Strange Story In the spring of 1999, a resolute explorer trekked into the heart of that vast tropical undergrowth, the Rainforest, located deep in the central southern portion of what formerly was called the United States. "Come back!" he cried when his askari abandoned the expedition upon sighting a giant, spaghetti-like monster. A few rounds from our heros repeating rifle netted them all an Italian dinner, for which they paid dearly with indigestion. It had grown dark, and with the morning they found themselves in an enormous entanglement of titanic rose bushes. Fortunately the plants had evolved to where they didn't have any thorns. After a breakfast of "Cosmic Flakes," brought with them from civilization, our adventurers began exploration. "Look!" cried Alec Skidrow, "I think I have found some- thing!" Three days of furious hacking with machetes showed to sunlight a mouldy brick wall; and far down in the maze of foliage, near the ground in near- darkness of shadow, was a sign with criptic letters: CLINE HALL. Moral: "Twas just a garden in the rain, But when the sun came out again, School closed, students gone to war With monster rose-bushes- And God help the right!"
• R. From the Wizard's Kettle By J. Alan Irvine Since my car started acting up and becoming increasingly trou- blesome, I have relied more an more on walking as my means of transportation. However, due per- haps to the winter weather, as of late I've stayed close to campus, not getting out nearly as much. Spring weather has been with us for some time now, so, lured by a pressing engagement, I set out Sunday morning to walk to my destination rather than casting about for a ride. In so doing I rediscovered the beauty of walk- ing, the whole world that people dashing past, locked up tight in their cars, never experience. Sunday morning, even mid- morning, the streets are deserted for the most part. What traffic there is sticks to the main routes, leaving the other streets fairly empty. Not even many people are out. This emptiness creates a quietness over everything in which one can hear the wind blowing through the trees, setting the limbs to dancing and bobbing. The wind, often rising in strong gusts, tossles and tumbles the hair and any loose clothing, enjoying its almost sensual game. In addition to the rush of the wind, an occasional bird sings. Not nearly as many as will soon be here, but enough to form a light, low- keyed chorus. Suddenly, colors abound. Light green fringes branches that but a week ago were brown and barren. Sprinklings of white stars, dark blue, purple, nestle deep within the deep, lush growth found only in spring before the lawnmower's first assault. Traveling like this, one meets many different fellow wanderers. An old lady and a young girl go by, perhaps just coming back from purchasing the fixings of Sunday dinner. An old man stands outside his house, playing with a white, energetic cat barely older than a kitten. A roving dog falls into step with me, tagging along for a few steps until destracted by some- thing in the leaves. I will, of course, be glad to get my car back and in working con- dition; the freedom it offers is a much needed luxury indeed. But even so, I think I'll continue like this one when I can. Letter to the Editors PAC and Proud Dear Editors: This is written in reply to last week's letter on P.A.C. It sounded like the author was a discontented member of the Admissions Force. Maybe the Admissions Force has nothing to do, but I would like to speak up in defense of the Devel- opment Force. We have had at least five meetings with our group and two of them were with the President concerning campus is- sues. We promoted Centernary College at the Louisiana State Fair and helped to raise over $30,000 at the Great Teachers' Scholarship Phonathon, in addi- tion to ushering at the basketball games. With all of this work I feel like I have earned my P.A.C jacket, and it means a lot to me. P.A.C. member and proud of it! The Concert By Betsy Camp You've been waiting for month. . One whole month 0 f having those tickets stare at y© ^{begging to be used. Finally, the big day arrives and you prepare for... THE CONCERT! You arrive at the huge concert hall 30 minutes before the show begins. The air is heavy with a sickly sweet scent. Thousands of people mill around. You realize "THIS IS IT!" You examine the crowd through binoculars, buy a program and a T-shirt You are hit on the chin by a tennis ball. Someone who looks like a 1960's reject tries to sell you something that has a name you can't even pronounce. You duck through the crowd only to .find your seat already taken by a bearded man with a Harley- Davidson emblem branded on his forehead. Suddenly, the lights dim, the crowd roars, and 5,000 Bic lighters glow in the darkness. The show has begun! Through a tangled forest arms and heads, you can see the stage 100 yards away. Tiny men leap about singing and playing instruments which are amplified by 60-foot speaker stacks. Your arms wave in a mad frenzy brought on by your hair, which is now on fire from a match care- lessly dropped from a balcony 30 feet above your head. You think. "Wow! This is FANTASTIC!" The lights come up and now you must wait for the headlining band The person sitting on your left turns his (her?) head and drools on your lap. You notice that the bearded man has left your seat and you quickly make your waj there. As you sit, you notice he ha* left a present for you on the flo° r You pull your feet out of the digested mess and scan the a for an empty seat. You see one and it's...IN THE FRONT RO} You've made it. Your lap is w et your shoes stink, and your chitf hurts, but here you are! The lig nts dim again, and in the light of t^ e now 10,000 Bic lighters, you se« that the girl next to you has bee 11 reduced to a mass of quiverM flesh by the excitement. The band hits the stage keeping with tradition, the next to you slumps to the fl<$ gurgling happily. The band and it's better than it has Vji been before. The music! ^{fj lights! The performers! The $ nibbling on your left shoe! After a rousing encore, the sn is over. You head home} enough memories to last a , time. Your favorite band M 1 cert! You will never forget it J hair is gone, your jeans Jt soaked, your chin is bruised, ^{your shoes are ruined. You sft} yourself, "I'm coming back year. That was GREAT!!!" Thursday, March 10, 1983-THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE-Page 3 pAC Leaders Respond to Editorial By Lisa Illing The President's Advisory Coun- cil, better known as P.A.C., was organized in 1979. This council, which is made up of selected Cente- nary students, gives the President input on students' feelings regard- ing campus issues. The council is divided into two task forces: 1) 'The Admissions Task Force, and
• The Development Task Force. Each group has specific jobs. Ad- missions is supposed to assist with campus visits, participate in High School Weekend, promote Centenary in a booth at the Louis- iana State Fair, raise money in phonathons and assist in the an- nual Quiz Bowl. Development is supposed to provide a forum for advising the President on current campus issues, promote Cente- nary to all interested people, and assist in gift projects, phonathons, and fairs. In response to last week's letter to the Editors which specifically attacked the Admissions Force of P.A.C., Charlie Atkins, president of the council, siad, "This is my job; this is what I am paid for. A student would not be able to give a completely unbiased picture of the campus to a visitor; for exam- ple, he hates the CAF food, does not like the library, or a certain fraternity house. Also, one needs to know the history of Centenary most of the students know very little." He also said that he be- lieved that there would be more work for everyone if P.A.C. re- duced its membership and merg- ed into one group. This view was shared by Chris Webb, Coordinater of the Devel- pment Force. His concern was for the loss of Missy Morn, who was chairman of the Development Force, and graduated last Dec- ember, and the two secretaries from both forces. These positions are still open and need to be filled. Any P.A.C. member who is inter- ested please check with either Charlie Atkins or Chris Webb in Hamilton Hall. Dr. Webb, President fo the col- lege, was apologetic for the loss of contact between P.A.C. and him- self. He said that he wished the student who had written the letter had come to him first. He wants student input-even if it is nega- tive. After the election of a new chairman for the Development Force, he would like another meet- ing to continue talk on the beautif- ication project. With a little bit of reorganiza- tion, the council should be back in business again. However, this can- not be done without the help of P.A.C. members. Kicking off SUB week this year will be the annual foodfights on Hardin Field. There will be teams of 5 people with an entry fee of $10.00 per team. All campus or- ganizations are encouraged to participate in this activity. For more details contact the Student Activities Office. All entry fees should be in by Wed., March 16. The foodfights will be held on Friday, March 18. Thanks After all is said and done, please allow me to say this. High School Weekend was quite successful. Both in terms of potential students and the school spirit that was established by our student body. On behalf of my staff, I thank all of you who helped us with the most important event. John L. Lambert, Director of Admissions and Financial Aid. 518 EAST WASHINGTON SHREVEPORT, LA. 71104 TELEPHONE (318)865-4394 / (318)868-0517 No matter what same you play. I G 'aphic Arts and Printing e ^ a I WANT HIGHER GRADES? Develop a trained memory with
• Superior Memory Systems - (lasses held Monday Nights. Limited Seating. For reservations call: 865-8634 Stacy Brown, a Centenary Junior, gets the jump on mid- term exams by studying early. (Photo by Bob Thomas) Auditions Being Held at MLP By Mickey Zemann Auditions for the play "Whose Life Is It Anyway" will be held on Wednesday, March 16, at 7 p.m. in Marjorie Lyons Playhouse. The cast consists of nine male roles and five female roles. All positions are open except for the male lead, which has already been filled by John Gayle, an English major. "Whose Life Is It Anyway" is about Ken Harrison, a successful sculptor, who is paralyzed in a car accident and kept alive by sup- port systems in a hospital. Out- wardly he's cheerful and often very funny but he's overwhelmed by the fact that he has lost control of his own life. As the play begins, he is coming to the decision that if he can't live as a man, he does not want to exist as a medical achievement. His physician, how- ever, also a brilliant man, is utterly determined to preserve Ken's life, regardless of its quality. Finally, despite the pleas of the doctor and his involved nurse, Ken invokes the law of Habeas corpus and a judge joins the battle to dtermine
• whose life is it anyway? Mr. Robert Buseik, chairman of the Theatre/Speech Department, hopes to see as many people as possible at the auditions, and added that "you don't have to be a theatre major to audition for a role in any play." "Whose Life Is It Anyway" will be opening this spring on May 5. As was announced, the Centenary chapter of the English Honorary Fraternity Sigma Tau Delta convened at the home of Dr. and Mrs. Anne Rogers for supper and a business meeting Sunday evening, Feb. 27. Officer elections followed a most delicious home-cooked meal (thanks again, Mrs. Rogers!); Todd Moore, Talbot Hopkins, and Mike Ragland were unanimously elected President. Treasurer, and Secretary, respectively. The group discussed possible future events, which tentative- ly include hosting Lawrence Meredith, a renowned writer, speaker, and film critic; holding evening poetry workshops aim readings in the Coffeehouse; showing some vintage films; and having more social gatherings. FIVE There are five good reasons why the new Centenary Wood- wind Quintet is a great success: Janet McKinney Scott, principle oboist with the Shreveport Sym- phony and a member of the music faculty; Stan Savant, principal flutist with the Shreveport Sym- phony and a member of the music school faculty; Henry Hooker, principle horn player with the Shreveport Symphony and mem- ber of the music school faculty; Andrew Brandt, principal bas- soonist with the Shreveport Sym- phony, who would be a member of the music school faculty if we had any student bassoonists, and Michael Williford, director of bands and assistant professor of music at Centenary. The quintet has been f ormed to help recruit students for the in- strumental program at Centenary. They performed several times this past fall and earned a stand- ing ovation at the Louisiana Music Educators Association state meeting held in November in Laf- ayette. If you know of a high school group interested in having the quintet perform, please con- tar Michael Williford, 869^5235. Mr. J's Restaurant Breakfast anytime Lunch specials Weekend all-u-can eat specials. Open 24 Hrs. (across from Cline) Page 4-THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE-Thursday, March 10, 1983 Centenary Introduces Communications For those of you who are interested in a liberal arts education with an emphasis in communication, the new communications program at Centenary will have special appeal. Like the pre-law and pre-med programs, the communications program is not itself a traditional academic major, but a sort of umbrella for a diverse selection of related courses. These courses emphasize the many aspects of communicating ideas and information, and may be combined with any of the traditional liberal arts disciplines to increase the number of career choices within your major. Dr. Michael.Hall, Chairman of the English Department, says that "to be 'in the program, students will need to take at least four of the approved courses," which include: COM 200: Public Speaking (TSP 200) COM 207: Business and Technical Writing (ENL 207) COM 211: Debate and Argumentation (TSP 211) COM 220: Discussion Practices (TSP 220) Introduction to the Mass Media (ENL 251) Advanced Public Speaking (TSP 300) History of Public Address (TSP 309) Broadcasting: Radio (TSP 310) Broadcasting: Television (TSP 312) Print Journalism: Reporting and Feature Writing COM 251: COM 300: COM 309: COM 310: COM 312: COM 352: (ENL 352) COM 352: (ENL 353) COM 354: COM 400: Print Journalism: Editorial and Critical Writing Advertising and Public Relations (ENL 354) Internship in Communications (ENL 400) Several of the courses-all of which are currently offered at Centenary-- will continue to be taught by local professionals like Art Shriver, producer of KSLA's PM Magazine; Lane Crocket, Amusements Editor for The Shreveport Times, and advertis- ing executive Bill Bailey Carter. It was Carter who initiated this last course- the Internship- which, in Hall's words, "holds the whole program together by giving the student a chance to try out a career while still in school." The hands-on experience that the Internship affords may spur the student on to pursue advanced study or to get a job in that area-or it may show him that what he'd thought he was interested in wasn't all that he had imagined. "We've had students working at the Shreveport Chamber of Commerce, in the Mayor's Office, at hospitals, and in our own Sports Information Office," says Hall. "The students work between five and ten hours per week and earn college credit and on-the-Job experience. The employer gives the student train- ing, supervision, and a grade for the course. It's great for everyone involved." The variety of activities in Internship could involve 15 illustrated by the diverse jobs performed by three students who are currently taking advantage of the program. Junior Emily Lewing is working in the promotions department at Channel 1 2 -
• KSLA, promoting news, PM Magazine, and new series from the network (CBS), and sometimes doing Public Service Announce- ments for the community. Senior Todd Moore is interning with Carter Advertising, where he performs a number of different jobs. Most recently, he has been involved in a market research program. Bess Robingson, also a senior, is currently working at the Shreveport magazine. For the undergraduate interested in the media, Hall recom- mends a liberal arts education with experience in communica- tion, emphasizing the worth of a broad background in a lot of subjects. The new communications program at Centenary is flexi hie enough to be easily combined with any major, and broad enough to offer a wide selection of coursed in whatever aspect of the field In which you may be interested. WE WANT REPORTERS! The Conglomerate needs a staff of writers, and in return for your story — we'll give you money. Meetings are held every Monday at 6 P.M. on the third floor of the SUB. Contact Bonnie Brown— 495 or Leigh Weeks— 496 Fowler Tells Students To Avoid Voter Apathy Baton Rouge... Commissioner of Elections Jerry Fowler told 100 students at the University of New Orleans voter apathy is one of the greatest problems in today's elec- tions. Fowler led the voter registra- tion workshop at the Louisiana Student Association's Annual Convention in New Orleans Sat- urday and urged students not to contribute to this voter apathy. The Commissioner of Elections had previously held a meeting with college student representa- tives in January to help in organ- izing college- age registration. "Registering to vote is easy," Fowler explained, "and is handled by the Parish Registrars of Voters." Reviewing voter registration requirements and procedures, absentee voting and voting on the voting machines with Fowler was Nat Bankston, Registrar of Voters in East Baton Rouge Parish. Fowler's staff illustrated registra- tion and election procedures with a film presentation. Demonstra- tion model voting machines and the new absentee voting equip- ment were made available by Fowler to give the students ex- perience in the operation of voting machines and absentee voting. "I'm delighted to see the in- terest these students have shown in wanting to promote registration and improve voter participation," Fowler concluded, "and I hope they will continue to be involved." Back a Fighter GIVE TO s East£r Seals 1> 9:30 in the SUB Senate Approves Pegasus Funding By Clay Robertson The March 8, 1983 Senate meeting was called to order by President Greg Blackman at 1 1-08 AM. Following the approval of the minutes from the previous meeting, Treasurer McCutcheon announced that the Mardi Gras holiday would cost the Senate $1327, which was the cost of keeping the Caf open one day. Tuesday, the Senate heard reports from three standing committees: 1) Entertainment; 2) Forums; and 3) Elections, and two ad hoc committees: 1) Course Evaluation; and 2) Senator Brown's Committee of Three. The Entertainment Committee announced that this week's SUB movie would be "Raiders of the Lost Ark," and Chairman Baughman urged everyone to attend. The Senate approved the rescheduling of Mardi Gras forum from March 10 to April 7. Diane Fowler of the Elections Committee announced that Molly Goodrich won the recent Judicial Board election, which had a 31% turn-out. Senator Ragland's Committee on Course Evaluation presented the Senate with sample copies of the letters to be sent out to gather information for his committee's course guide. The Senate then authorized the distribution of Senator Ragland's letters. Once again, the hottest topic before the Senate was Pegasus. Senator Brown's Committee of Three, formed to ascertain the Senate's financial situation with regard to Pegasus, reported that $1500 was available from the Forums budget, i.e. the now defunct Kurt Thomas forum. His committee's recommendation was for the Senate to allocate $1300 for Pegasus. Following a Rebate concerning whether to fund Pegasus for $ 1 300 or the full $1500, Senator Karen Klusendorf introduced a motion to allocate $1400 for Pegasus. Senator Klusendorfs motion passed the Senate by a 10 to 3 vote. Under the heading of "Old Business" it was decided that the ^ blood drive would be rescheduled for April 7, and no decision was reached concerning a campus nurse. Under "New Busi- ness" the Senate discussed the Conglomerate's advertising policy at this time. President Blackman announced that Centenary had been invited to compete in the Holiday- in-Dixie raft race. And a decision concerning the hiring of Julie Edwards as KSCL's station manager was put off until Ms. Edwards' standing as a full-time or part-time student could be determined. The Senate was adjourned at 12:06 PM. "The Camper's General Store* 1626 Barksdale Blvd. Donald L Huguley Bossier City. La. 71 1 1 1 Nancy W. Huaulev Phone 318/227-0308 WE HA VE ROCK PICKS of the LUST HRK COMING: Wednesday, March 8 URBAN 40WBOY Thursday, March 10, 1983-THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE-Page 5 In Intramural Play, Competition is Rough Sain St. Phard and Jimmy Disboro tip off intermural season. (Photo by Bob Thomas) Scotty Caroom demonstrates his leaping ability.... but where's the ball? Charlie Atkins "drives the lane for two" against the TKE's. (Photo by Bob Thomas) The Sun Devils shoot over the Main-Men. (Photo by Bob Thomas) Page 6-THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE-Thursday, March 10, 198 River Town Player Do It Again! By Mickey Zemann Hard work and long hours really do pay off - at least for the cast of "My Sister In This House" it has! After having a successful run at the Marjorie Lyons Playhouse, Centenary took its performance of "My Sister In This House" to the Louisiana State College Theatre Festival in Ruston. At the Fes- tival, the directors of all the competing plays awarded "My Sister In This House" the DI- RECTOR'S CHOICE AWARD. Katie Robinson, the Louisiana State Director of the American College Theatre Festival, went to the regional meeting where she recommended that the perform- ance be viewed at the regional Festival. After performing at the regional level, the cast was once again awarded with the DIRECTOR'S CHOICE AWARD and selected to perform at the National Am- erican College Theatre Festival in Washington D.C. Only ten pro- ductions were asked to perform at this national level - which shows how talented the cast, crew and directors really are. "My Sister In This House" features two of Centenary's out- standing actresses, Cindy Haw- kins and Cara Derrick. The play introduces newcomer Lisa Chaisson. Along with all of this: Centenary talent is Ana Chappell, one of Shreveport's finest actres- ses. The performance of "My Sister In This House" will be viewed at the Terrence Theatre in Wash- ington, D.C, on April 20. The cast crew and directors are being provided transportation, lodging, and expenses. According the Mr. Buseick, Wendy Kesselman, the author of the play, plans on attending the Washington performance. L.T.J. Gourmet By Larry Morse Tina Hackett Jenny Loep L.T.J. Gourmet gathered to- gether once again to visit yet another eating establishment. When deciding where to go, we thought, "what do you think of when you hear the words, "TS Steak and Lobster?" Well, if you thought like L.T.J. Gourmet, you probably think of the words "Happy Hour!" However, we did think one step further to what this establishment is also known for, its food. T.S. Steak and Lobster is lo- cated on Kings Highway just across from Wal-Mart. It is the ideal setting for an intimate dinner before that all important Fraternity or Sorority Formal. Yes, you can dine by candlelight on such dishes as Prime Rib or Alaskan King Crab Legs. The menu also includes such delec- table items as marinated chicken and sumptuous lobster tail. Ex- tras include baked potato with all the trimmings, or sauteed mush- rooms. Also included with your entree is a trip to the ever- so- pleasant salad bar. Although the food is excellent, we suggest that patrons visit the popular pub before dinner as this could make one's long wait worthwhile. The service here was really slow (and we mean REALLY slow!) Dinner is served from 5:00 Monday through Saturday. Visa, Mastercard, and American Ex- press credit cards are accepted. No checks are taken. Till next week, HAPPY EATING from L.T.J. Gourmet! Cara Derrick is one of Centenary's stars in "Come Back to the Five and Dime Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean," which opens tonight at 8 p.m. (Photo by Bob Thomas) PEANUTS® BEFORE WE LEAVE, 5FIKE, TELL ME WHY THE COYOTES WERE SO MAP AT YOU... YOU TRIEP TO 5ELL OCEAN VIEW CONDOMINIUMS IN THE MIPPLE OF THE PESERT? RECORD REVIEW NIGHT LIFE COWBOY'S CLUB Thurs.: $2 cover charge after 9 p. m. $ 1 .25 drinks and 75« reeb & eniw from 5-8 p.m. Free Country & Western dance lessons from 7-8 p.m. Fri.: $3 cover charge after 8 p.m. Free hors d'hoeuvres from 5-8 p.m. Sat. : 3 cover charge after 8 p. m. Free hors d'hoeuvres from 5-8 p.m. Mon.: $i cover charge after 9 p.m. "A Train" at 9 p.m. $1.25 drinks and 75C eniw & reeb from 5-8 p.m, Free Country & Western Dance lessons from 7-8 p.m. Tues.: $i cover charge after 9 p.m. $1.25 drinks and 75e eniw & reeb from 5-8 p.m. 10c oysters on the half shell and 25c shrimp. Wed.: $2 cover charge after 9 p.m. Ladies Night-Ladies drink free from 3-8 p.m., free hors d'hoeuvres for all. Fashion show from 7-8 p.m. STEAK AND LOBSTER Thurs.: 2 for 1 drinks and free hors d'hoeuvres from 5-7 p.m. "Hot Sause" at 9 p.m. 2 for 1 drinks and free hors d'hoeuvres from 5-7 p.m. "Hot Sauce" at 9 p.m. "Hot Sauce" at 9 p.m. 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. Mark Mills at 9 p. Tues.: 2 for 1 drinks and free hors d'hoeuvres from 5-6 p.m. 3 for 1 drinks from 6-7 p.m. Alicia Rogers at 9 p.m. Wed.: 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. "Hot Sauce" at 9 p.m. ROYAL REDS Thurs 2 for 1 drinks from 2-7 p.m. CENTENARY NIGHT
• 50c reeb. Fri.: "Magnum" 50 l A 1983 Chrysalis Records Once again, Ultravox have proved their superiority in the field of synthesizer rock. Their latest album, "Quartet' 1 follows "Vienna" and "Rage of Eden' 1 as some of the best syntho- rock around today. "Quartet,' produced by George Mail in. picks up where "Vienna" left off. The cuts rangefrom upbeat to ethereal, and every one is a delight in itself. The best song on the album is "Visions in Blue," which flows smoothly from a frightening begin- ning to a vocal/ instrumental cres- cendo that threatens to blow even the best speakers. This is Ultra- vox at its best. The first cut on the album, "Reap the Wild Wind," is the tune that is destined to make A- merica sit up and take notice of this tip English band. Airplay and a new video on MTV will bring this song to the attention of mass-market America. Every cut on this record has something different to offer. "Seranade" is a dance tune. "Hymn" will make Jerry Falwell cringe. "We Came to Dance" is the album's token sarcasm. Ultra- vox does not seem to have any problems with repitition. Now that the Human League has paved the way for syntho-rock, Ultravox (who were big in Eng- land before the League was ever thought of), can move into the foreground in the U.S. and take their rightful place at the top of the charts. Any credit given to this album is well deserved. Run to the record store if your car is out of gas. Hey, McCarthy Texas! Break- A- Leg Tonight ALL MY LOVE, James Dean GRAPEVINE L.L.: Have you had a case of "the tune" lately? R.R. & B.B. P.W.B.: How are you doing in your astron- omy course? (twinkle-twinkle). Holly: Where the "hale" are RT apart- ments? Wynne: How's you health lately? Phil: I love my shirt and Billy Jean is NOT my mother. BASEBALL TEAM: Congradulations on your victory!! Keep it up! Mickey. Royale Reds —Wants You— Mon. -Wed. 250 Reeb 3044 Youree 868-3249 -CALL FOR DIRECTIONS- Thursday, March 10,. 1983-THB CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE-Page 7 Greek Beat Around Campus Kappa Alpha We would like to announce the return of quarter this thursday night parting begins at 9:00. Ala closet has been broken in and yew, it was Jay. The Grey Ghost had to j^ep their losing streak so they na d to have an honorary forfit to the K.S. Nice try K.S.! The base- jj ne bums made our final stand Saturday night and will return ne xt year. Would somebody tell us where our flathead is? He remains to be undrunk and sleeping on Saturday nights. Jimmie we would like a flathead meeting before the year 2000. How about before the Z.T.A. formal? Good luck basket- ball team. Hey Sarah what good looking guy did you take to the cotton fields this weekend? Pin- head is WHIPPED, WHIPPED, WHIPPED, WHIPPED, WHIPP- ED, WHIPPED, WHIPPED, WHIPPED. Hiya, Dr. C Zeta Tau Alpha The Zetas would like to start this week's news off on a good foot: Congratulations to our Pledges of the Week - Patsy Fraser and Cynthia Lowry. Thank you both for help above and be- yond the call of duty during the Homecoming festivities. The Beta Iota chapter is especially pleased to have entertained our Province President, Cyndi Smith this past weekend. We can't wait to properly welcome in Spring with our formal, March 19, 9:00- 1:00. Birthdays this week include Allyson Cook, Monday; Kathy Snelling, Tuesday;' and Belinda Miciotto, Friday. (You know the saying: "You're not getting old- er '...). Congratulations to the Gents for winning another excit- m g game. Executive committee w ill meet next Sunday at 7:30, Ambers at 8:30. (The rumor that meetings are mandatory is TRUE, folks!) Themis says to hang in there, Pledges, it won't be long now! Chi-Omega The Iota Gamma chapter of Chi Omega would like to congratulate Libby Taylor who is the recipient of the Cristelle Ferguson award. Congrats also to Molly Goodrich who is the newest member of the judicial board, and the we've- got- spirit-yes-we-do basketball team for their victory over the Crewe of Drew.... A sad note: Jennifer Blakeman is in the hospital recovering from an appendectomy. Our thoughts are with you, Jenn, and we love you. Get well soon. Congrats to the Gents basket- ball team in their defeat of Mercer. Good Luck against UALR Congrats also to the new Sig Initiates. Theta Chi Talk about an anticlimatic week- end.. ..we're all still breathless from that stunningly successful High School Weekend. Wow!! Congratulations to Theta Chi basketball for two wins and, well, we won't mention Sunday. Welcome back Kevin who's just returned from the Chisolm Trail and the cat says "Hi" from purgatory. THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH AT CENTENARY COLLEGE The Hemdon Canterbury House Woodlawn Avenue at Wilkinson Street (Behind KA House and Across from Playhouse) WEDNESDAYS 5PM — Holy Communion 5:30 PM— Free Supper Dan Mann, Resident Father Paul, Chaplain 865-0466 AtL ARE WELCOME! Tuesday Film The "Styles of Film" series will screen RULES OF THE GAME, a film directed by Renoir in 1939 on Tuesday at 7:30 p.m. in Mickle Hall 114. There will be an ad- mission fee of $1 for Centenary students and $2 for non-students. Friends of Music World famous organist HEINZ WUNDERLICH will present a Friends of Music Series Concert in Brown Chapel on Friday, March 1 1, at 8 p.m. This is not for CP credit. MLP Production "COME BACK TO THE 5 AND DIME, JIMMY DEAN, JIMMY DEAN" a comedy-drama nostalgic look at the Dean cult, will be performed on March 10-12 and 17-19 at 8 p.m. Matinee performance will be on Sunday, March 13, at 2 p.m. Tickets are $6 for adults and $3 for students. Tickets may be reserved by cal- ling the theatre box office at 5242, beginning March 7, between the hours of 1-5 p.m. daily. Watercolor Exhibit An exhibition of more than 30 watercolors and oils by EMIL HOLZHAUER, one of America's foremost watercolorists, can be viewed at the Meadows Museum through March 3 1 . The retrospect covers his work from 1901 HAPPY 6 MONTHS SNUGGLEBUNNY! HAPPINESS — A POINT OF VIEW I don't claim to be a sage, But happiness at any age, No matter what you say or do, Oft' depends on your point of view. If you always seek the bottom line, And let tomorrow's clouds hide today's sunshine, Perhaps your perspective is out of focus, Or else your act's just hokus pokus. If, due to an inflated ego, You always try to play the hero, Critics who "know you like a book," May cast you in the role of crook. If you always expect perfection, But show no love or affection, True happiness isn't for you, 'Til you change your point of view. 1 —Maurice Ellington Save a Life Today! Blood Plasma Needed Cash Paid Appointment Made. Donate twice a week. Earn up to $64 per month. Bring this ad your first donation and Get$1 Bonus. BIO BLOOD COMPONENTS 802 Travis 222-3108 New Hours to Fit Your Schedule Effective Oct. 4, 1982 7:30-5:30 Closed Wed. through 1980. A student under Robert Henri, leader of the Ash Can School, Holzhauer became a part of the New York art world, and his works were exhibited at many galleries including the Whitney, the Corcoran and the Chicago Art Institute, Phi Alpha Theta ATTENTION! - anyone who was a member of Phi Alpha Theta as an undergraduate. We are be- ginning to organize a local chapter of Phi Alpha Theta, the national honorary society. We would like for you to join us. Please contact Kyle Labor, Dr. Alton Hancock, or Dr. Sam Shepherd. "Gods of Metal" The film "Gods of Metal" will be shown in Kilpatrick Audito- rium on Thursday, March 10, at 7:30 p.m. The film, which recieved an Academy Award nomination for the Best Documentary, con- cerns itself with the nuclear arms race. All faculty and staff are in- vited to take this opportunity to view the film. Modern Britain Lecture A special six-week lecture series on Modern Britain by Ox- ford Scholar and professor MICHAEL HURST will be of- fered at Centenary beginning March 8. The lectures are open to Centenary students, and to per- sons not enrolled in Centenary, an audit fee of $60 will be charged. The course will be offered on Tuesday and Thursday after- noons from 3:30-5:30 p.m. in Room 06 in the basement of Magale Library. The lecture top- ics include the United Kingdom Scenario, Thatcherism, the "wets", The Labor Pry, The Liberals, Britain and the World, the United Kingdom Peace Movement, Uni- ted Kingdom Education, the Ulster Challenge, and the British Public Psychology. FIBERS, DESIGNS AND SYMBOLS A program featuring the tra- ditional quilts and techniques of Alice Pearce and the contempo- rary church wall hangings and cloths of Ann Gardner will be presented at 9:30 a.m., Wednes- day, March 9, at the Meadows Museum. The use of traditional symbols with contemporary fibers will be discussed by both artists. Mrs. Gardner will give an illus- trated lecture on the symbols in Christian art and discuss the power, purpose, and development of symbols. Some of her original creations in which she has com- bined ancient religious symbols with today's fabrics and designs , will be displayed. Learning to communicate Special equipment used by speech pathologists help develop communication skills for children with language impairments. Your contribution supports this important Easter Seal service in your community. Back a Fighter Give to Easter Seals CLEANERS 127 E. Kings Highway Sjireveport, Louisiana 71 104 868-5 41 7 ASHLEY'S AMOCO SERVICE PHONE 222-6005 jjfe 3040 Centenam Blvd. at Kings Hgwj. SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA 71104 Page 8-THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE-Thursday, March 10, 1983 Jackson Unanimous Choice For All-TAAC Team Centenary College's junior for- ward Willie, Jackson, the only unanimous choice for the second consecutive year, heads the All- Trans America Ahtletic Confer- ence basketball team for 1982-83. The announcement of the team, which consists of two five- man teams, was made by the TAAC commissioner Bob Vanatta. Jackson is a 6-6 All- American candidate from Heflin, La wh was named to the first team for the third straight year. He was also voted Newcomer of the Year as a freshman and Player of the Year last year as a sophomore. Jackson lends the TAAC in both scoring and rebounding, aver- aging 23.5 points and 9.4 rebounds per game. Jackson also ranks fifth in free-throw shooting, making 145 of 189 from the line for a .767 percentage. Jackson also ranks 10th in the nation in scoring ac- cording to the NCAA Statistics Service. Even though 'no other Cente- nary teammates made the first of second team, 'Eric Bonner and Reggie Hurd made the honorable mention squad Bonner, a 6-7 junior center from Shreveport, La., ranks 14 th in scoring, eighth in rebound- ing, and fourth in field goal per- centage, averaging 13. points, grabbing 6.8 rebounds, and shoot- ing .525 percent (145-276) from the field, respectively. Albert Thomas, a 6-3 freshman forward from Macon, Ga., is the running for the Newcomer of the Year-along with Samford's Craig Beard. Thomas has helped the Gents down the stretch averaging 20.6 points and grabbing 8.4 re- bounds per game in his last five games. Jackson has been outstanding in his last five games averaging 26.7 points and grabbing 9.2 re- bounds per game. He individually won two games for the Gents, making a 14-foot jumper with four seconds left in an 86-85 win ovei Mercer and he made two free throws in the final seconds in the 82-79 double overtime victory over Samford University. After 27 games this year, Jack- son has now amassed 1 ,8 1 0 career points and 758 career rebounds, averaging 21.5 points and 9.0 re- bounds in his three-year career. He is ranked third on Centenary'.' all-time career scoring list behind Tom Kerwin who has 1,910 caree: rebounding behind George Lett who has 820 career rebounds, and Robert Parish who has 1,820 ca- reer rebounds. Voted the Most Valuable Play- er in Louisiana last, year Jackson continues to be snubbed by coaches and sports writers across America for All- American honors. Just ask any coach in the south who the best player is and they will tell you Willie Jackson of Centenary College. Jackson is a multi-purpose player who inlisted as a forward but plays every position on the floor. He is a "can't- miss" player in the NBA, and when Jackson fits into a program where he only has to play one posi- tion, his talents will make him one of the best players in the country. "There is no limit to his ability," head basketball coach Tommy Can- terbury said about Jacksoa "He goes out there and puts on an incred- ible show and I think that's the best he can do, but then he comes back the next night and tops that per- formance. If there is a better forward around Yd like to see him" Centenary Gymnasts Seeking FirstNAIA Title Centenary College's power-lad- en women's gymnastic team, eight strong, will be in Pueblo, Co., March 11-12 looking for their first National Association of Intercol- legiate Athletics (NAIA) gymnas- tics title. The Ladies finished the regular season with a 6-2 meet record and are tabbed as the team to beat for the team title. Already seeded number one with an all-around team average score of 139.65, the Ladies boast five holdover All- Americans in seniors Jill Brown (a three-time All-American and beam champ- ion in 1980), Jennifer Forshee (a three-time All-American and Re- gion IV beam champion in 1982), and Lisa Greenshaw, sophomores Janet Stevensand Susan. Gibson, plus redshirt Diana Marble and Jessica Soileau, and newcomer Katrina Kellogg. The ladies, winners of the last four of five AIAW Division II titles, strongest competition will come from second seeded Winona State University of Winona, Minn, with an all-around team score of L38.62, and the number three seeded the College of William & Mary with an all-around team score of 135.20. Coming into nationals, Sylvia Ponce of Winona State leads in the all-around competition scor- ing for the season with an average of 36.15, followed by Cindv Greer of Tarlerton State University of Stephenville, Tx., with a 35.70, while Centenary's Brown is third with a 35.12 Stevens fourth with a 34.95, Forshee sixth with a 34.85, and Gibson 12th with a 33.72. It's going to take a combined total team effort to bring home the national title this season with the barrage of injuries that has beset head gymnastic coach Vannie Edwards in the last two weeks. Forhee has been bothered by a sore back throughout the season and Soileau is still recovering from knee surgery she went under for torn cartilage damage last year, but Greenhaw dislocated her right big toe two wiiks ago in practice and Gibson tore her knee up and is questionable for the all-around competition at Pueblo. "We will definitely be after the JACKSON'S CAREER STATS: (Photo by Rick Anders) YEARS G-GS FGM-FGA PCT FTM-FTA PCT PF-DI ASSIST REB-AVG PTS-AVG national title," coach Edwards said. ''Two of our all-around girls, Forshee and Gibson, are injuried, but I can assure you they will perform up to the best of their abilities. "Forshee and Gibson are hurt- ing but I expect a tough perfor- mance from both of them," Ed- wards added. "All we can do is go out and do the best job as we are capable wounded or not, and we will be happy. The Ladies went through a tough pre-season schedule and went head up with two teams ranked in the top five in the NCAA Division I rands. The Ladies first traveled west to the University of Arizona in Tucson where they suffered a 141.05-139.65 setback and then went south to face Louis- iana Stat University where they fell 174.75-169.60. At the time Arizona was ranked third and LSU fifth. "We have proved we deserved to be there," coach Edwards said. "It will take a positive perfor- mance from all eight of our girls to win the title, but I'm confident they can handle the pressure. 3 84-84 709-1386 .oil 39 549 .714 304-19 123-1.5 758-9.0 1,810-21.5 Centenary golf team gets 7th Centenary College finished seventh plane in the University o( New Orleans- Marriott College Golf Classic in New Orleans. The Gents finished with a team score of '932, 25 shots behind Mississippi (907). Centenary's individual scores included Mike Miller 75-74-77- 230; Dan Trahan 77-82-77-236: Joe Davis 83-79-82—244 and Dean Mayfield 79-86-89—254. Miller was the No. 6 medalis' while Alabama's Lee Rinkertoo^ top honors with 221. 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  Permanent record possib' 6 ' Call 227-8282 erate Vol. 77 No. 19 Thursday, March 17, 1983 College Has Parking Problem By Jackie Pope Parking has become a very big problem this semester. Dean of Students, Dick Anders, says that there "has always been a problem with parking" on this campus, but this year "it has been worse." Anders said that one of the main problems is the visitors we have on campus every day. Most of them do not know the parking rules. This overloads students' parking lots, causing them to park in spaces that were not provided for them. Senior Adult students cause a parking problem on Tuesdays. This program will end April 1 so this problem should be alleviated soon. Another problem is the over- selling of parking spaces. Dean Anders said that a parking sticker does not guarantee the student in his lot The parking spaces have been over- sold 5-7%. The policy has been spelled out in the quick list which is an addition to the student handbook. "Students are provided with overflow lots for the fanes that they cannot find a space in their lots," Anders said. The main problem, Anders commented, lies with students parking their cars in the wrong lot for the sake of convenience. "If everybody parked where they're supposed to park, we would have minimal problems." Anders said, "When I left the cafeteria at 12:45 today (Friday), there were eight unauthorized vehicles in Lot 4. After 4:30 p.m. students are al- lowed to use the faculty lot if they move their cars before hours the next day. In three years as Dean of Students, Anders has only had one car hauled off. For security reasons, Dean Anders will void a ticket if a woman on campus gets a ticket for parking in Lot 4 if she were afraid to walk from Lot 3. In return, they must move their cars by 7:30 the next morning. Dean Anders has included several spots for new parking lots in his plan for Campus Improve- ment. These locations include the north side of Marjorie Lyons Playhouse, the north side of the cafeteria, between Mickle Hall and Haynes Gymnasium, and in front of Rotary Dorm. Anders said that parking is "a big problem with the ten year plan." He agrees with a student who voiced his opinion at the Forum. "Parking lots are ugly but necessary." SGA Holds Weekly Meeting The Senate meeting of March 15, 1983 was called to order by Vice-President Kyle Labor at 1 1: 10 a.m., and the previous meeting s minutes were approved without objection. The Senate heard reports from its standing Entertainment Committee and its ad hoc Course Evaluation Committee. En- tertainment Committee chairpersons, Thurndotte Baughman, turned her portion of the meeting over to Kathy Turner Activities Director, who told the Senate about the events scheduled for b. U.H. Week. Miss Turner also explained that S.U.B. Week would have a country and western theme and run from March 18-24. Senator Mike Ragland's Course Evaluation Committee announced that it

  ould begin organizing its information shortly after spring break.

  Under the heading of "Old Business," the Senate announced that *e Mardi-Gras forum would be on April 6, and the Blood Drive *ould be held from 9 to 4, April 7, in the S.U.B. Tuesday, the S.G.A. approved the constitution of a new student organization, Students Concerned with Social Issues. Senator Carolyn Benham announced th at she and Dean of Students Dick Anders were continuing to Search the feasibility of placing first aid kits in the dormitories. No n ew s ws available to the Senate concerning the Holiday in Dixie ratt rac e at this time. ..... . Under "New Business," the Senate discussed the possibility ol P'^ing additional lighting in front of James Dormitory. Secretary T hurndotte Baughman, a James Resident Assistant, was charged

  »th ascertaining student feeling on the matter. The meeting was adjourned at 11:32 a.m. Centenary's valiant security personnel never fail to guard our parking lots from trespassers. (Photo by Chris Murphy) Computer Age Reaches Caf By Clay Robertson The cafeteria is currently con- sidering going to a Vali-Dine/3 System computer to replace the current meal ticket system. The new system would consist of: 1) a Central Processing Unit, which could contain up to 10,000 account numbers, 2) a Program- ming Console, which provides a means of accessing a student's account, and 3) A Card Reader, which would read the card num- ber encoded on the meal card. According to Mrs. Dottie Dea- ton, Centenary's Food Service Director, the proposed system would benefit the caf by im- proving financial efficiency by an estimated two percent. This money would then be put back into the cafeteria's food budget. The system would also serve to reduce both replacement costs and the amount of food lost to non-cardholders. Despite its advantages, the Vali-Dine system is not perfect In the words of Mrs. Deaton, "It's expensive!" The initial costs of the system would total almost $12,000, and would continue to cost about half that amount in each subsequent year. The con- tinuing costs of the system would consist of equipment rentals and card processing costs, both of which would go to Griffin Tech- nology, the manufacturer of the system It is still unknown by Dean of Students Dick Anders or Mrs. Deaton where the money for the system would come from or if the system's costs would be offset by the savings created. The Vali- Dine system would also restrict the caf to being solely a dining hall, rather than the student gathering place it currently is. A final problem with the system involves the meal cards contain- ing the meal ticket numbers. These would have to be processed in New York, which would mean a one- to two- week delay in the issuance of the cards. New RA's Announced The R.A. Selection Committee finished its work this past week. The students receiving Resident Assitstantships for the 1983-84 Academic Year are: Hardin Hall - Lisa King, Sexton Hall - Nancy Jones, Roni Amels, James Hall - Thurndotte Baughman, Karen Armstrong, Kelly Crawford, Carolyn Benham, Laura Montgomery, and Wynn Burton, Rotary Hall - Tom Wuenchel, Don Barnes, Pierre Bellegarde, and Dale Pynes, Cline Hall - Alan Todd, Todd Anders, Chris Murphy, John Yianitsas, and Satbir Singh Bhatia. All R.A.'s will be attending the Spring Workshop April 5th and 6th to begin the initial phase of their training. They will return a week early in the fall to continue their training and to ready the residence halls for occupancy. NO NEW CORE Monday, March 14, the Cente- nary faculty voted on a new set of core requirements. After long discussion, the faculty failed to pass the new curriculum. In- coming students will continue to use the same care listed on page 24 in Centenary's catelog. J Page 2-THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE-Thursday, March 17, 1983 From the Wizard's Kettle Dear Mom & Dad, I can hardly believe that the semester is so far advanced. Why, it seems like just last week I was home for Interim. And now it's almost time to come home for Spring Break. I can't wait to get back to mv own room, my own bed, real food, washing my clothes for free, cleaning up.. .mowing the lawn... digging the garden... paint- ing the house... Uh, are you sure it's time for me to come home again? . When I get home, could we have some ice cream for dinner? I love ice cream, but even though they have it in the Caf it's incredibly hard to get any of it. Why, just the other day I saw this guy named Mike Rikke trying to get some out of the freezer. The stuff was so hard he had to use a hammer and chisel. And he broke the chisel on it! Oddly enough, just the day before the ice cream was so soft people poured it into cups and drank it straight from the freezer. Remember how bad parking was around here last year? Well, can you believe that it's actually worse now? It seems that while building this new rose garden, the administration decided to get rid of piles of parking places, even though they've already sold par- king decals for them, creating an incredible mess. I know that the rumours that this was done de- liberately to finance the garden via parking ticket fines can't be true. In fact, I just heard that Dr. W T ebb, being the immensely warm-hearted and generous soul he is, plans to start bicycling to work and give his parking place to Bonnie Brown. Bonnie is current- ly engaged in a desperate search for at least one legal parking place. I have told you about the new rose garden they're building haven't I? Part of the New Beautification Program, it pro- vides quite a gathering point on campus. Almost every weekend you see people out enjoying it- climbing around in the trenches, tossing dirt clods at odd targets, playing guitars. Just yesterday Bess Robinson went out there and-but I'd better not tell you just what she did, little brother might be reading this. Anyway, when it rains, the trenches double as our long-awaited swimming pool. I just hope the garden provides nearly as much entertainment when finished. Guess that's about it. You did say the check was in the mail, didn't you? Love, Your Son. Pegusus is now accepting contributions of art work, photography, poetry, stories, essays, etc. for its Spring issue. Submissions should be given to Alan Irvine, Mike Ragland, Bess Robinson, Pam Edwards, or Clay Robertson by Monday, March 21. A $20.00 prize will be awarded for the artwork or photograph used for the magazines cover. The Centenary Conglomerate Leigh Weeks Bonnie Brown Co- Editors Business Manager Lynette Potter Managing Editor Craig Coleman News Editor Jackie Pope Features Editor Bess Robinson Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann Sports Editor Kim Staman Layout Editor Lisa Illing Layout staff. Bonnie Brown, Leigh Weeks, Kim Staman, Mickey Zemann Advertising Manager Graham Bateman Photographers Chris /lurphy, Bob Thomas Rick Anders, Bonnie Brown Columnists Alan Irvine, Betsy Camp, Larry Morse, Tina Hackett, Jenny Loep Reporters Pierre Bellegarde, Alyce Boudreaux, Veronica Amels, David Inman, Melonie Raichel, Emily Canter, Clay Robertson Advisor Janie Flournoy Printer Pied-Typer Printing Company The (YnU'narv ('onglonuM alo is written and edited by the students of Centenary College. 2U1 1 Centenary Blvd.. Shrevepott, I .A. 7 II 3 CO 188. The views presented at e Ihose of the staff and the students and do not necessarily reflect administration policies • if the college. The Centenary Conglomerate is published weekly except for summer school somestcrs. holidays, dead week, and examination periods. Subscription price is$9 per year. The Centenary Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editors and other con- tributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence received and reject any and all contributions. Contributions become the property of The Centenary Conglomerate. Letters must be accompanied with name. Deadline for copy is Monday. I p.m. 'I he Conglomerate requests that all contributions be typed, double-spaced. LETTERS TO THE EDITORS Benbow & Canine (Eric) Speak Out Dear Editors, In this day and age it seems that we are quick to criticize and slow to compliment. Well, I would like to change this standard and say that in the February 24 issue of the Conglomerate, there appears an article by the Kappa Alpha Fraternity of Centenary. This article shows the brilliance of that chapter and the rousing theme of southern gentlemenship that this chapter so vividly portrays. Thank you Warde Leisman for being the man that I never could, and believe me, your fiasco in front of the student body can never be matched. Your right, that is why Centenary is Centenary. What a brilliant statement! That is why KA is KA. Well, 1 11 stand behind the team. In fact, I would have been on that very team, but I wouldn't have gotten to play very much because my parents couldn't have paid for a new athletic parking lot or for my own scholar- ship, even though I did play al- most two years of high school ball. Right Joe? By the way Tommy, how many players had to drive to Missouri because your family would rather fly? Oh, I'm sorry, didn't mean to let it slip. Anyway, back to the basic theme. Ok KA chapter, I'll raise some hell at the next home game I attend, but you've got to promise you wont turn me in to the Honor Court. At least not yet. By the way Mr. & Mrs., or collection, or group, or body of editors, I hope I spelled everything right. I've heard tales that some of the letters are so hard to read and have so many mis- spelled words that it is truly a reflection on the person or group itself. Don't worry though, the people reading this with anger can be consoled by the thought that whatever is said, nobody can take away the fact that the cannon in the front yard looks sooo nice and very impressive. Boom, Boom. Yours truly, truly, truly, Captain Benbow & Eric the Dog %3 S. Northeast St. Blue Muffin, Arkansas 8675309iyine P.S. Let's all get some reeb and get knurd and go have an noitroba. Eyb, Eyb. Caf Personnel Criticized Dear Editors, The inconsistency concerning the presentation of student I.D. cards in the cafeteria is appalling. Some people can slip by while others are harrassed, even in the case of illness. One day the caf- eteria workers are hunting for cards and the next they are nowhere to be found. The tone and rudeness of the lady's voice is unnecessary, es- pecially since those are the first words one hears when entering the caf. Just imagine, that harsh voice will give anyone an upset stomach. Why can't a little courtesy and consistency be shown at the door?
• L. Master Plan Dear Editor: I was wondering if, like, the school's Ten Year Master Plan is, like, two Five Year Plans, or what? Gary Cunningham CP. Director Apologizes To: "Conglomerate" Subject: Letter of Interest "CP." Students Dear Students: I am sorry you were incon- venienced by the way in which the Convocation of March 10 was cancelled. We can't give an at- tendance credit for events that don't occur. Thank you for trying. To remove some of the disap- pointment I have credited the film "Gods of Metal" as a convocation Because of the change in char- acter of the "Mardi Gras" gram, the postponed substitute program in April will not be a C.P event. Sincerely yourt Stanton A. Taylor Course Director More on P.A.C Dear Editors, A word to Mr. Pac-man, Nl^ JACKET. What's a thon, and | wants to phone one anywa) Could we please have anoth ef editorial on what Pac does how you become a member. E Thou recogni exist I develop objecth tivities. student sumes fining si campus sibility concerr citizens tivities fraterni Life C College that aff sing, re The overall many \

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  ^{active i(1 eas b °mmit' Yours tn Name withheld by req»> Unprofessional? To the Editors: Just an interjection to thos e your readership who can lookP the cosmetics of a stated There are those who question Mr. Buseick's rig nt , term the behavior of any faculty member as being 4 ' un} fessional." Name withheld by req* { est to incon- lichthe 0 was an at- ts that trying. disap- the film )cation n char- s'' pr°- 3stitute e a.C.P- j yours- Taylor director .C. ., NI< aid«j ,ny» anotii eI 3 es a" 1 ier. rs tr^ req" e iatf thos« ookP* -unP' , q ue« Committee Considers Woes of the Student By Veronica Amels Though it may not be a widely recognized committee, it does exist. It exists to help with the development, philosophies, and objectives of student related ac- tivities. It is concerned with the student government groups, as- sumes a leadership role in de- fining standards of conduct on the campus, and takes on the respon- sibility for formulating policies concerning student government, citizenship, and recreational ac- tivities including sororities and fraternities. In short, the Student Life Committee at Centenary College takes care of all matters that affect student life (e.g. hou- sing, recreation, health). The committee can help the ov erall function of the campus in toany ways. For example, if stu- ^ e nts wish to form a new organi- zation or want an organization instated because it has been Active, they must bring their lde as before the Student Life Committee. Students may also want to propose a new school holiday - the latest example being the two- day Mardi Gras holiday. The Committee's faculty and student members discuss the proposed suggestions and any problems they may entail. The committee develops guidelines for the control of the official activities calendar, including a charge to the person who keeps the calendar to decide within those guidelines which events may preempt times, dates and places. The committee's four faculty members includes Dr. Virginia Cralton, chairman of the group, Dr. Bedard, Dr. Hugh Cox, Mrs. Ella Edwards, and Dean of Stu- dents Dick Anders who acts as a non-voting advisor. The five student members are Greg Black- man, Jenelle Deprez, David Nel- son, Carole Powell, and Rishard Wallace. One member from the Board of Trustees, Katherine Cheesman, is also on the com- mittee. ASHLEY'S AMOCO SERVICE PHONE 222-6005 3040 Ofltenam Blvd. at Kings Hgwy. SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA 71104 Save a Life Today! Blood Plasma Needed Cash Paid Appointment Made. Donate twice a week- Earn up to $64 per month. Bring this ad your first donation and Get$1 Bonus. BIO BLOOD COMPONENTS 802 Travis 222-3108 New Hours to Fit Your Schedule Effective Oct. 4, 1982 7:30-5: 30 Closed Wed. Thursday, March 17, 1983-THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE-Page 3 Ground Zero to hold Peace Games By J. Alan Irvine You are one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Russia has just invaded the Mid- East oil fields, com- pletely sweeping aside the scant U.S. forces in the region. The President awaits your advice as to how to react Are nuclear weapons warranted? What do you tell him? Next month you'll have an opportunity to decide exactly that. During the four weeks of April, the organization Ground Zero will conduct a game called Firebreaks to enable people to confront situations such as the above first-hand. Dr. David Throgmorton, a Ground Zero representative in Shreveport, explains that the game is an attempt to introduce people to the issues and options involved in the various interna- tional crises that continually make headlines today. The game, like Ground Zero itself, neither sup- ports nor caters to any particular political position. It endeavon merely to educate and promote further thought All the participants in the game will be divided into two groups, each functioning as an advisory council like the Joint Chiefs of Staff, one for the U.S. one for the USSR, Each group will posess three types of stratgic informa- tion: some only their group will have, some both groups will have, and some both groups will have, but each group will have a slightly different version and interpreta- tion of it Each week the players will -eceive a packet of information from Ground Zero detailing some international crisis designed arouncT real world events-actual or projected. Acting on the in- formation they possess, their Visiting Fellow Dick Clark, former U.S. Senator from Iowa, will come to Centenary College as our 22nd Woodrow Wilson Visiting Fellow. Sponsored by the Gannett Foundation, his March 21-25 visit will include meeting classes and special groups to bring the "real world" to the "ivory tower." Among his topics of discussion, in addition to international education, are Foreign Policy, How Congress Works, and Power of Special Interests in Politics and Government, to name a few. personal judgement and ideolo- gies, the members of each group must respond to the situation; and consequently to the other group's actions, until the situation is settled. The next week, they will receive not only the next crisis, but also the official version of the former crisis and its "real" solution. The situations will escalate in intensity and danger until the fourth and final one. The name Firebreaks comes from the firelanes cut through forests in attempts to contain possible forest fires and prevent them from spreading and be- coming uncontrollable, the objec- tive of the players in the game.

  Anyone interested in participa- ting should contact Dr. Throg- morton before April. Clark to Speak onlnternational Education In an informal lecture spon- sored by Centenary International Student Organization (CISO), former U.S. Senator Dick Clark, Centenary's twenty - second Woodrow Wilson Visiting Fellow, will speak on the importance of international education. During the span of his impres- sive political career, Clark has been a U.S. Senator (from Iowa) and a leader in the areas of foreign policy; he has chaired subcom- mittees on African Affairs; and he has served on the Foreign Re- lations Committee and as Ambas- sador- at- Large. Of special interest to CISO is the fact that Clark, too, was a foreign student, having attended Wiesbaden and the University of Frankfurt (both in East Germa- ny). Specific topics that Clark will discuss include the role of the host college and the responsibilities of students while studying in a foreign country. You are cordially invited to attend Clark's lecture, which is scheduled for Monday, March 2 1 . at 4 p.m. in room 15 of Jackson Hall. CP. credit will be given for attendance. Mr. J's Restaurant Breakfast anytime Lunch specials Weekend allu-can eat specials. Open 24 Hrs. (across from Cline) I Page4-THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE-Thursday, March 17, 1983 Tennis, everyone? Ace Your Afternoon at the Tennis Complex, East of the Gold Dome for the dedication of Centenary College's new courts. Wednesday, March 23 1:30 p.m. Our service Tennis everyone ? Light refreshments Centenary vs S.F.A. The ball is in your court. Please reply: 869-5275 Sandy MacMillan Patty Hamilton The 1982-83 Ladies tennis team at Centenary College Lauren Ingram - Before a match V Edie Carroll Thursday, March 17, 1983-THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE-Page 5 Greek Beat Tau Kappa Epsilon This sure has been a nutty week f or the Centenary College TEKE's. At our car wash Sat- urday we raised almost $500. Isn't that great? Many thanks go to O.C. and STIGS! By now TKE basketball is probably flounder- ing, about to be bashed against the intramural refs. However, we are anxiously awaiting the Softball season when we will take the place by storm or be taken by storm. Don't forget, track fans, that Mice Races are this Friday and the line-up looks good. We went out and caught all the mice so they are fresh off the natural turf. We want to encourage everyone to attend our infamous den of in- iquity and engage in a night of raucous behavior. Oh yeah, congratulatory memos have gone out to our new initiates. They survived the rigorous trek and we are so proud of them. Come on you guys, let's all get together and promote good cheer. And there was much rejoicing. I reckon the highlight of the week was Scott Yudin's having received the Active of the Week. Disdainful of the peril, Scott stood up to Karl's incessant ri- dicule and gave him what for. Karl, who has now been reduced to a quivering blob of insecurity, had finally gone too far when he tried to antagonize The Kid. One final complimentary note is ex- tended to Scott Davidson who was promoted to Assistant Man- ager of Clancy's Restaurant. Don't bother him, Kris-not now. Zeta Tau Alpha The Zetas would like to wish each and everyone a happy St. Patrick's Day. We hope the Luck 0' the Irish comes to all today! The Zetas are sponsoring a party for the Wheeler Dealers tonight at First Methodist. We all excitedly await our White Violet Formal this Saturday. To start things off n ght we are throwing a hoe- down

  ^{e-Party at Cowboys Friday ni ght starting at 7:00. (Ya' all come 0n down, here?) All pledges and ^embers are cordially invited to pP decorate for formal Saturdy f /°m 1:00 -3:00. (That means UU!!) Upcoming birthdays in- elude Cynthia Martin, 20th and v alerie Marsh, 21st. We eagerly await a long-needed Spring Break (just don't catch Spring Fever TOO soon, girls!) The Suds Queen Award goes to Jaque Pope} our Pledge of the Week Chi-Omega The Iota Gamma chapter of Chi Omega would like to congratulate Lisa Parker who is the Carnation of the Month. Can you believe the "we've- got- spirit-yes- we- do" bas- ketball team is now 2-1? Looks like a Cinderella story in the making... We are anticipating Crush party and ZTA formal, not to mention house clean-up which is always a jamming time. We love you spring pledges, hang in there!! Theta Chi We are eagerly looking forward to Chi-0 Crush Party tonight as well as ZTA White Violet Formal this Saturday night. Both should be a blast with table dancing being a featured attraction. Let us clear up one miscon- ception right here and now. Daughter Crissy Clarke does not work in the pantsuit department at Sears. She works in the power tool department. We just had to quiet that nasty rumor. That slime Tommy James will be in town this weekend. Be sure to ignore him. David says that "Florida is almost here." Kappa Alpha Big Greg B has been hurt but is on the way to a fast recovery. Party, this Thursday, at 8:00 - be there or be sober. Everybody's welcome to come. Green REEB St. Patricks, day party YEA! Hey Warde when are we going to go riding in your car? Next time let's put four in the front seat. We can honestly say Grey Ghost and KA I are equally equivalent in talent, for we both have perfect records - o wins and many losses. WE, the KA's have been requested to participate in a kite flying contest, we are sad to announce we accept, and regret the free reebs Coors is forcing us to consume. If the kites don't get up we will. We are looking forward to participating in the ZTA formal this week-end. PEOPLE WHO CARE WHEN CARE IS NEEDED Groupi Women" 221-5500 • Abortion . • Unplanned Pregnancy Counseling • Free Pregnancy Testing • Birth Control Information • Speakers Bureau 210 Kings Highway Shreveport, LA 71 104 J T.K.E.'s clean up at fund-raising car wash held on March 12. (Photo by Chris Murphy) Kappa Sigma Like the sands through an hourglass, so are the days of our lives.... Today we find that the Brothers have initiated seven new mem- bers. They are: Rick Anders, Bobby Brown, Mark Moates, Trey Paulsen, Matt Robinson, Les Turk, and Scott Gammill. Re- placing them in the ranks of plebehood are: Tom Bevins, Mike Fertitta, and Joe VanHorn. New Little Sisters include: Gloria Cochran, Dawn Calhoun, Laura Montgomery, Emily Lewing, and Dina Bennett. Meanwhile, back on campus... Joey confesses to parking sticker forgery and is banished from campus. Rick is almost poisoned by "loaded" brownies. Three high- schoolers mysteriously turn- ed up dead. Dick Anders faints during a "Viet- Nam flashback" about Charles Malloy. Another hard blow from life drives Johnnie
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• Superior Memory Systems - (lasses held Monday Nights. Limited Seating. For reservations call: 865-86:54 Centenary Sponsors Beauty Pagent What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the works ''beauty pageant? 1 ' You may think a about girls in beau- tiful evening gowns, or you may think of girls in sexy bathing suits. Unfortunately, very few people are aware of the financial benefits that a pagent contestant can obtain by competing well in a pagent. Centenary College is currently considering sponsoring a "Miss Centenary Pagent/' The pagent would be part of the "Miss Am- erica Pagent' 1 system, which is the largest scholarship fund in the world for woman - awarding over two million dollars a year in scholarships. If Centenary decides to go ahead with the "Miss Centenary Pagent" the winner would receive a scholarship from Centenary. The amount of this scholarship is undetermined and will depend on the amount of money donated into a specific fund for the Miss Centenary. In past years, Centenary has entered contestants into the "Miss Louisiana Pagent" and has usually done quite well, frequent- ly ranking in one of the top four spots. If Centenary does re enter nto the "Miss Louisiana Pagen" a lot of work must be accomplished in a short period of time. People would be needed to work back- stage, to work on the lighting, to call alumni to start the scholar- ship fund, and the promote and advertise the pagent - along with the contestants themselves. In order to be a pagent con- testant, a female must be between the ages of 17 and 26 by Labor Day. She must be a full time student, either an undergraduate or graduate. Also, she must be single, never having been married, or having a marriage annulled. The pagent would consist of four categories: evening gown, swim suit, talent, and interview. However, the talent and interview would be weighted so that a contestant's personality would be of greater importance than the actual beauty or "looks." A lot of work would have to be done if Centenary were to have a pagent this year. That is why the Administration would like to know if there is enough student interest before beginning work on the pagent. Anyone interested in either working on the pagent or being a contestant should leave their name at the Dean's office. Page6-THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE-Thursday, March 17, 1983 L.T.J. Gourmet I Larry Morse, Tina Hackett, Jenny Loep All noon time eating spots are the same. There are Wendy's, McDonald's, and Burger King to choose from, right? Wrong. We found that there is a place open almost all day for an exciting luncheon-the Perivinkle, located in Pierremont Commons on Line Avenue. The Periwinkle has been in business since Christmas of this past year. Inside, you'll first notice the tray of scrumptous desserts. The atmosphere resem- bles that of an early American tea room. It adds sunshine to even the dreariest of days. The menu consists of puffins. And club puffins. And ham and cheese puffins. And any other puffin one can possibly think of. A puffin is similar to a turnover without the fruit filling. It is a flaky type of pastry roll. You can choose from many types of puffins-tuna, ^{ham and cheese, turkey, beef and . Havarti, etc.. In addition to puf-. fins, the Periwinkle serves out-of- , this world omelettes, sea food gumbo, and soups. The food was excellent, yet the taste was only part of our experience. Each entree was beautifully prepared. The omelettes were delicately sprinkled with cheeses, almonds, and green peppers. AH of the ingredients were fresh and crisp. Desserts are another specialty of the Perivinkle: croissants and jam, cheesecakes, and the highly recommended Black Forest Cake. After one piece of this, L.T.J. Gourmet decided to buy the rest of the "Forest". The menus are arranged in three forms; coffee, brunch, and tea. Prices at the Periwinkle are inexpensive, considering the qua- lity of the food. Owner Virginia McKay recommends students of Centenary to join her on Saturday morning for brunch. The Periwin- kle is open from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. daily excluding Sundays. Checks and cash, of course, are welcome. No credit cards accep- ted. Kathy Woods experiences the joys of puppy love. (Photo by Bob Thomas.) S.U.B. Week Approaches! Centenary has sponsored S.U.B. Week in the past to raise funds for renovating the Student Union Building. Items such as blinds, carpets, couches, tables, and chairs, as well as the elaborate stereo system have been purchased from the revenues from this week- long series of events, usually held during the spring semester. This year's S.U.B. Week takes place March 18-24. We will kick off the week's events with the Third Annual Food Fight in Hardin Corral, 4 p.m. on Friday, March 18. We are asking that your group provide a team consisting of five members each. There is a $10 entry fee per team ($2 per person). You can have as many teams as you would like. Since midterms will be ending around the 18th, this would be a great opportunity to release repressed frustrations and anxiety while having a lot of fun! If you wish to enter your team, send a list of team members plus the $ 1 0 fee (per team) to Kathy Turner- Director of Student Activities-or drop it by the Coffeehouse by March 16. Remember-SlO fee and no later than March 16. THE STUDENT ACTIVITIES TEAM WILL BE IN FINE FORM- AND WE ISSUE A CHALLENGE TO ALL TEAMS WHO "DARE" TO TAKE US ON... PEANUTS® YOU NEVER KNOW HOW YOU'RE 60IN6T0 REACT WHEN THE TEACHER CALLS ON YOU... SOME PEOPLE TAKE IT VERY CALMLY... GRAPEVINE ( OTHERS GET KINP) V^OF STARTLEA^y Things such as that belong in your wallet Bro.}
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• W.: Stop drinking. A Friend. Centenary Mens Tennis Team: Hang in there, y'all are great! J. M. R.G.T: Thanks for the plant! p.s. It's 2y9m. 143. Eddie C: I dig you. You dig me. Let's get it on! A fan. Hey Mr. Accounting- did you know that Buckwheat is dead? Let me show you the film clip! Mrs. Accounting. TAD - Hope that "F" sunshine didn't burn you too bad. Snugglebunny - thanks for the flowers (the ones I know you'll buy me!) Mr. Reburn, it's OTAY with us if it's OTAY with you! OTAY? From M-3 Accounting. 105-R: If you'd concentrate on your studies as much as you concentrate on studying HIS stretching muscles and torn gym shorts, you'd be a Summa Cum Laude! Bob T.: When are you going to give another dance lesson? JJDM ATTENTION all males: M F is on a kissing rampage! Watch out DA! BOB: Do you know where your car is? HAHA! M. G.
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Fashion show from 7-8 p.Rj, STEAK AND LOBSTER 820 S'pori-Rarksdale Thurs,: 2 for I drinks and free hors d'hoeuvres from 5-7 p.m. "Hot Sauce* at 9 p.m. Fri.; 2 for 1 drinks and free hors d'hoeuvrcs from 5*7 p.m. "Hot Sauce* at 9 p.m. Sat.: "Hot Sauee" at 9 p.m. Mon.; 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. Mark Mills at 9 p.m. Tues.: 2 for I drinks and free hor d'hoeuvrcs from 5-6 p.m. 3 for 1 drinks from 6-7 p.m. Alieia Rogers at 9 p.m. W ed.: 2 for I drinks from 5-7 p.m. "Hot Sauce" at 9 p.m. KOYAL REDS 394 4 Vouree Thurs.: 2 for 1 drinks from 2-7 p.m. CENTENARY NIGHT-50C reeb Fri.: "Magnum" 50c drink special* during band breaks. Sat.; "Magnum*' 5 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. Fri.: Ladies Day-95c drinks and free hors d'hoeuvres until 5 p. m. $2 Cover Charge, "Room Service." 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. Sat.: "Room Service" 2 ( overChar#« Mon.: "Room Service" 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. Ladies Day. Tues.: "Room Service" 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. Wed.: "Room Service" 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. 3 for 1 drinks from 67 p.m. HIMFFREE'S REST IN THE SQUARE Texas Ave. Thurs.: "The Intruders $3 C £1 drinks for ladies. Fri.: "The Intruders' $3 C ner Charge Oreen Light Specials Sat.: "The Intruders" Si* C ,ver Char*- Green Light Specials Mon.; ''South Paw;: $2 Cov »r Charge. SI drinks for ladies. Tues.: "Colours" (formally Steamer') $2 ( over Charge. JS drinks ¥ Wed.: ladies. "Colours" $2 Cover Charge. • drinks for ladies. _-2i Royale Reds —Wants You— j Mon.-Wed. 250 Reeb 3044 Youree 868-3249j ^-CALL FOR DIRECTIONS-J Thursday, March 17, 1983-THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE-Page 7 Basketball Season Ends With a Bang The Centenary Gentlemen ended their 1982-83 basketball season Tuesday afternoon with a disappointing 88-83 loss to Ark- ansas-Little Rock in the semi- finals of the Trans America Ath- letic Conference basketball tour- nament on the latter' s home court. The Gentlemen, winners of their last 10 of 14 games, finished the season with a 16-13 overall record and tied for third in the regular season TAAC race with an 8-6 mark. Even though the Gents failed to qualify for the NCAA post- season basketball tourna- ment head basketball coach Tommy Canterbury felt the sea- son was a success. 'Til tell you one thing," Can- terbury said following the Gents five point loss to the Trojans. "There's going to be a next year and we're going to take it all. I know Fm putting a lot of pressure on us early but we're going to win it and you can write that down. This team came further along than any team I have ever coached at Centenary." Canterbury has a lot of hard facts to back up his quick tongue and he knows it. The Gents return four starters and one part-time starter and the TAAC's Most Valuable Player in 6-6 forward Willie Jackson. Jackson was voted to the All- Tournament team for the third straight year and was the only unanimous choice on theyAll- Conference team for the second consecutive year. In addition, the Gentlemen re- turn their top five scorers and rebounders. As a team the Gents return 67 points of their offense and 27.1 of their rebounds. The Gents averaged 77.1 points and 34.9 rebounds per game this season. Jackson, featured in the NCAA News Release March 2 as the 10th leading scorer in the nation, fin- ished the year averaging 24.0 points and 9.3 rebounds per game. Returning with Jackson are Eric "Bad News" Bonner aver- aging 13.1 points and 6.8 re- bounds, Albert Thomas 11.2 points and 5.9 rebounds, Reggie Hurd 10.7 points and 2.1 re- bounds, and Vance Hughes 8.0 points and 2.8 rebounds per game. Jackson, Bonner and Hughes will be seniors, Hurd a junior, and Thomas a sophomore. Jackson, Bonner, Thomas, and Hurd are starters, while Hughes was a part-time starter. Jackson, Centenary's All- Amer- ican candidate and Mr. Every- thing, almost singlehandedly led the Gents to victory tying a career- high with 35 points against the Trojans. But Arkansas' 7-foot-2 center Jimmy Lampley (28 points) and 6-9 forward Mike Rivers (26 points) ^ombined for 54 of Little Rock's 88 points. Lampley was voted the TAAC tournament MVP while Jackson and Rivers were also named to the all- tournament team. Also on the team were Vaughn Williams of Arkansas-Little Rock, Eric High- tower of Georgia Southern, and Tony Gattis of Mercer. The lead changed hands 17 times and was tied five times during the game. - Centenary jumped out to a quick 10-2 lead but Little Rock made up the margin within 37 seconds and took a 43-42 halftime ad-antage. In the second hfc he Gents went up 68-65 following J ackson's three-point play with 9:03 left but when Bonner fouled out minutes later the Gents were without a big man inside. To further hinder the Gents Jackson fouled out with 1:31 left and the game was over then. "When you lose two-thirds of your inside game against a team as big and strong as Little-Rock's, Friday at 9:30 in the S.U.B. ruwitm it's almost impossible to win," Canterbury confessed afterwards. "They have the best one through ten man team in the league and it showed in the final three minutes. They just wore us down." Despite losing the contest the Gents led the league in scoring , averaging 77.3 points/per game. The Gents have led the league four of the last five seasons. In addition, Jackson led the league in both scoring and rebounding He also finished fifth in free throw percentage with a .767 mark. Bonner finished the season 14th in the TAAC averaging 13.3 points, fifth in rebounding aver- aging 6.9 rebounds, and fourth in field goal percentage making .526 percent of his shots. Napoleon Byrdsong, the TAAC's all-time assist leader, finished the season third in assists averaging 5.5 per game. Byrdsong is the only starter the Gents lose to graduation. Byrdsong leaves Centenary as the all-time assists leader with 613 career assists averaging 5.5 as- sists per game in four seasons. "People aren't going to realize how much we miss Byrdsong next year," Canterbury said. "He is the spark that gets us going. We are going to have to look hard and long to find a player as good as he is." The Gentlemen secured their fourth consecutive winning sea- son, (second best in Centenary history, behind coach Larry Little who put together five straight winning seasons from 1972-1976), during the 1982-83 season. Be- sides winning on the court, the Gents also won in the stands. During the 1982-83 season, 36,726 Gent fans watched the Gents play, an average of 2,448 fans per game. During the Robert Parish era, 31,400 fans attended Centenary basketball games, an average of 2,854 fans per game. Centenary's home court allows for 4,000 fans when it's full. THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH AT CENTENARY COLLEGE 'The Herndon Canterbury House Woodlawn Avenue at Wilkinson Street (Behind KA House and Across from Playhouse) WEDNESDAYS 5 PM— Holy Communion 5:30 PM— Free Supper Dan Mann, Resident Father Paul, Chaplain 865-0466 ALL ARE WELCOME! Gymnasts Break Centenary Record The Centenary Gymnasts failed to capture their first National As- sociation of Inter- collegiate Athletic Gymnastics title Friday in Pueblo, Co., as the Ladies came up .2 of a point short to win the national title. The College of William & Mary won the title with a 137.40 while the Centenary Ladies scored a 137.20 led by Jennifer Forshee and Jill Brown in the all-around with 34.65 and 34.30, respec- tively. Both Forshee and Brown became the first 1 four -time All -Americans in Centenary history. Brown, a senior from Rockwall, Tex., came away with the top honor at the National NAIA Gym- nastics Meet Saturday night, being named the NAIA Gymnast of the Year. The gymnast of the year award is voted on oy the coaches. It deals with perform- ance, personality and contribu- tion to the sport. "It was a super meet," head coach Vannie Edwards said. "We didn't miss - we hit. I think we , only missed twice the whole meet. We did as good as we are capable of, considering our physical con- dition. William and Mary did a good job and they deserved to win the national title." Along with Forshee and Brown sophomores Janet Stevens and Susan Gibson performed well in the all-around Friday night. Stevens scored a 34.20 and fin- ished sixth while Gibson scored a 33.20 and finished 16th. On Saturday in the individual competition Forshee finished third on vaulting with a 8.90 and Brown fifth with an 8.75. On bars Brown and Forshee tied for sixth each with an 8.60. On beam Forshee finished, sixth with an 8.50 and on floor Stevens was sixth. "I'm as proud of this bunch as any group I've ever had," Ed- wards said. "They gave it their best and I think they will be back again next year." There were 172 individuals competing in the two- day tourney and 16 teams com- peting for the team title. The Centenary Ladies con- cluded their 1 983 season with a 6 - 2 regular season meet record and a second place finish in the NAIA Gymnastics Championship. Com- peting for the last time for the Ladies were Forshee, Brown, and Lisa Greenhaw. Greenhaw finished 22nd on vault with a 8.65, and 12th on beam with a 8.25. JML, HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! LOVE, BABY BURPEE ft Page8-THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE-Thursday, March 17, 1983 WOMENS TENNIS CENTENARY 7 - UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS LITTLE ROCK 2 SINGLES: Lauren Cotter Ingram d. A. Sprangs 6-1, 6-0, Patty Hamilton d. K. Living 1-6, 6-4, 6-3; Edie Carell d. T Brown 6-1, 6-1,
• Zumwalt d. Sandy MacMillian 6-2, 6-3; Tammie Kelley d. C. Cook 6-0, 6-3, Cynthia Vanderslice d. A. Hickmen 6-0, 6-0; DOUBLES: Sprangs-Living d. Hamilton- MacMillian 6-3, 6-1; Cotter Ingram- Carell d. Brown- Zumwalt 6-3, 6-1; Kelley- Missy Moore d. Cook-Hickman 6-1, 6-0. CENTENARY 0 - OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY 9 SINGLES: L. McNeil d. Lauren Cotter-Ingram 6-0, 6-0; M. Bovdreaux d. Patty Hamilton 6-1, 6-1; N. Talley d. Edie Carell 6-4, 6-4; S. Swanson d. Sandy MacMillian 6-0, 6-0; S. Mowery d. Tammie Kelley 6-0, 6-3; A. Petrovie d. Cynthia Vanderslice 6-0, 6-3. DOUBLES: McNeil-Bovdreaux d. Hamilton- MacMillian 6-4, 6-2; Talley- Swanson d. Cotter Ingram-Carell 6-3, 6-3; Mowrey- Petrovie
• Kelley-Missy Moore 6-2, 6-1. CENTENARY 4 - SOUTHERN ILL. UNIV., CARBONDALE 5 SINGLES: Lauren Cotter-Ingram d. L. Warren 5-7, 6-4, 6-3; Patty Hamilton d. A. Molineri 6-7, 6-2, 6-3; M. P. Lramer d. Edie Carell 6- 4, 2-6, 6-4; S. Sherman d. Sandy MacMillian 6-4, 6-1; H. Eastman d. Missy Moore 6-3, 6-1; M. Harney d. Tammie Kelley 7-6, 4-6, 6-1. DOUBLES: Hamilton-MacMillian d. Eastman Warren 4-6, 7-6, 6-3; : Cotter Ingram-Carell d. Sherman- Allen 7-6, 6-3; Molinori- Kramer d. Moore-Kelley 6-2, 7-5. CENTENARY 9 - ILLINOIS STATE UNIVERSITY 0 SINGLES: Lauren Cotter-Ingram d. J. Brennan 6-2, 6-1; Patty Hamilton d. T. Templton 6-4, 7-6; Edie Carell d. P. Scheimar 6-0, 6- 3; Sandy MacMillian d. B. Erwin 6-2, 6-0; Tammie Kelley d. T Parker 62, 6-3; Cynthia Vanderslice d. C. Nowieki 6-4, 6-1; DOUBLES: Hamilton-MacMillian d. Brennan- Templton 6-7, 6-3, 6-2; Cotter Ingram-Carell d. Erwin-Parker 6-0, 6-2; Missy Moore- Kelley d. Scheimar- Nowieki 6-3, 6-1. MENS TENNIS Centenary 2-MCNEESE STATE UNIVERSITY 7 SINGLES: Joe Prather d. J. Hollin 6-4, 6-0; R. Ureta d. Pat Downs 6- 2, 6-4; T Perex d. Randell Gonzalez 6-3, 7-5; K. Dannenberg d. Shawn Livesay 6-4, 6-2; A. Osberg d. Terry Dalzell 6-2, 6-1; S. Villa
• Mike Ellman 6-2, 6-1. DOUBLES: Ureta Dannenberg d. Down- Alberto Trujillo 6-2, 6-1; Prather-Livesay d. Perez-Hollin 6-2, 6-4; Villa-Osberg d. Dalzell- Gonzelez 6-2,6-3. CENTENARY 0 - UNIVERSITY OF LITTLE ROCK 9 SINGLES: R. Bathman d. Joe Prether 7-5,3-6,7-5; J. Eneberg d. Randall Gonzalez 6-2,6-0; R. Person d. Shawn Livesay 6-1,6-0; P. Svenson d. Terry Dalzell 6-3,6-3; M. Knuths d. Mike Ellman 6-0,6-0;
• Geiwald d. John McCarthy 6-2,6-1. DOUBLES: Bathman- Svenson d. Gonzelez- Dalzell 6-4,6-3; Eneburg-Person d. Prather-Livesay 6-4,6-4; Knutas- Geiwald d. Ellman-McCarthy 6-2,6-0. CENTENARY 0 - TYLER JUNIOR COLLEGE 9 SINGLES: R. Figueirrdo d. Joe Prather 6-4,5-7,6-2; B. Wiley d. Pat Downs 4-6,6-2,7-6' R. Henning d. Randall Gonazlez 6-1, 6-1; C. Victor d. Shawn Livesay 6-2, 6-1; L. Morris d. Terry Dalzell 6-4, 6-4;
• Dixon d. Alberto Trujillo 6-1, 6-3.

  Trujillo 6-1, 6-3. DOUBLES: Figueirrdo- Victor d. Downs-Dalzell 6-3, 6-1; Wiley- Morris d. Prather-Livesay 6-3, 7-6; Henning-McCulley d. Ellman- Gonzalez 6-1, 6-0. Rifle Team: Shooting Straight Centenary's Rifle team has ;ome along way since last year. The team did not win a single match in its first semester of existence, but has come back strong this semester and has not finished below the tenth place in any of the three meets that it has participated in, and has managed to defeat several nationally ranked teams. The team members are Adam Harbuck (the teams overall high scorer), Joe Jewell, (the only senior member of the team and most improved shoot- er), Steve Watson, and Rick Kaiser. The teams first meet was February 5 at Northwestern State University. Centenary scored a 1,871 to clench second place behind home team, N.S.U. who scored a 1,985. Northwestern State University came in third with a 1,862, and nationally ranked University of New Orleans brought up the rear with a 1,770. Individual high scores for Cen- tenary were Harbuck with a 97 in the prone position, Watson with an 84 in the standing position and Jewell with an 84 in the kneeling position. The shooters then traveled to Thibodaux where Nicholls State University hosted the Mardi Gras National Rifle Match. Centenary captured tenth place with an overall score of 1 ,928. In this meet Centenary defeated state cham- pions N.S.U. (who came in 21 place with a score of 1,749), and nationally ranked teams Univer- sity of Illinois, University of Alabama, University of Arkansas, and the University of Southern Mississippi. In individual compe- tition Harbick finished eleventh out of 104 in the prone and standing positions and Jewell finished 32 out of 104 in the kneeling position. On March 12 the Gent Shooters hosted a three way meet with N.S.U. andN.L.U. Centenary won the meet with a score of 1,875, N.S.U. came in second with a 1,791. Harbuck led the Gents with an overall score of 488 and Kaiser came in second with a 479. The Gents next meet will be April 23 at N.S.U. Faculty, staff, and students are | invited to "Ace Your Afternoon" at the tennis complex, east of the 'Gold Dome, for the dedication of Centenary's new courts. The even will take place Wednesday, March 23, at 1:30 p.m. Tennis everyone? Stick around afterwards to see the Centenary vs. Stephen F. Austin match at 2 p.m. Our service: light refresh ments. Now the ball is in your court Please reply: 869-5275. Your memory is like a computer. GARBAGE IN - GARBAGE OUT. Learn how to program the world's greatest computer - your mind through SUPERIOR MEMORY SYSTEMS. Classes held on Monday Nights. Limited seating. For reservations call: 865-8634. Economix Prof seen stepping out with student TEACHING CAREER IN JEOPARDY mm Iff m By. Nohe Can't Special to the Kommisserate "What can I say? She fogs up my glasses... and I don't even wear glasses!" So spoke Hairold Chris- tensen, Professor of Economics and all-around good guy. "I know teachers aren't supposed to fall in love with their students, but it's not something I planned. It just happened." And so it did. Whether it be in the classroom studying Keyne- sian Crosses or knocking down ans. at the local bowling alley, Dr. Cisterson's companion extraordi- naire never leaves his side. So who is this lady love; this seductive student; this coercive coed that has won the heart of Cemetary's Earl of Economis? "Let's call her Joann," squeak- ed e good doctor "That's a nice name." The campus grapevine has it that these two have become vir- I dually inseparable and may even I °e shacking up. The administra- tion is taking a dim view of this calling Christensen "A Dangerous | D on Juan." 'We're paying the man to teach I Genomics... nothing else," said penn Quinn, Dean of the College I Student/Faculty Relationship!" In an exclusive Kommisserate Interview, we talked with "Joann" land she had this to say about life Hh Harold:

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  ^{first sight. .at least for me. Naturally, I was a little leery at I} s t- him being an economix and a U- But before long, supply caught U P with demand and a beautiful e( luilibrium was achieved.. .an pluiJibriurn that still lives with Sharing a suite with Dr. Cis- terson on the interim trip to Washington, Joan soon became accepted and at times, unnoticed by her fellow student travellers. "We even found ourselves cal- ling her 'Mrs. C.\" admitted one of the students." I mean, Doc's a cool guy. He lets us party, we let him party, ya know?" "Bottom line, she gets fried and is fun to party with," blurted another student. "I think Doc's a lucky man. So he's got two kids. That's a detail. What lies ahead for Cemetary's economical lover? No one's for sure. "He may lose his job," stated Duckyfoot Webb, President. "We'll just have to see. Regard- less of the outcome, you still gotta hand it to the guy. What a little operator!" What a little operator indeed! HIGH PLACED MEMBER OF ADMINISTRATION SEEN COMING OUT OF GIRL'S DORMS AFTER HOURS SEE PAGE 3 COLOR OF YOUR UNDER- WEAR REVEALS YOUR PERSONALITY SEE PAGE 666 NEW MAN IN ALTHEA'S LIFE? SEE PAGE 70.9 AFTER HOURS AT KGAY THE INSIDE STORY SEE PAGE 26 Cemetary Goes To War See Page? THE CEMETARY KOMMISSERATE, April 1, 1999, Page 1 Letters to the Co-Conspirators ^>->->->h> i -> H> -> -> ->

  and other nonsense We know Not What We Do Oh student senate, take my money and please spend it wisely. We know we are not worthy of this almighty action. We would squander it on beer, (Whoops, REEB) sports, etc. But with you we know that it will be around next semester. Oh pray tell us how much interest and kickback are you getting? We at the Kommisserate realise this paper is not filled with obsene words as you expected. But we must save something for the next issue. Dear, like, Editor, So, ok, like, they're building a swimming pool on like, the cam- pus, I mean, what do we want with a SWIMMING POOL? A am so sure! Why can't we have like, a ROSE GARDEN? It would be totally tubular. All the students could like, walk in it and have awesome pictures taken for like, the year- book, OK? But no! We have to get a grody swimming pool. Gag me with a Jacuzzi! A pool gets like, really dirty. You know, like, I'm talking about someone else's skin cells. I am grossed out to the max! And then like, some people would use it for like, other things. Like, we would have to swim in you-know- what Gag me with a service for twelve! So, like, get it together. We could have like, a tubular rose garden So what if it would be like, ugly in the winter. Like, I'm ma- ture and I can handle like, a little ugliness. Andrea Wilson Dear Ed, it and ors: I am a female student at Ceme- tary and live in a Sexy Dorm. I also subscribe to a "woman's" maga- zine. This magazine features nude pictures of men. The magazine is wrapped and sealed to prevent my form mother from being shocked. But somone in the post office has been taking the wrapper off and it shocks my dorm mother when it comes in my mail box. I wish the people in the post office would leave the wrapper on my magizine so as not to shock my dorm mother. you, Princess Mymphia Schooter- Pie Dear Editors, Why is everyone gripping about the pond that the Campuss Buti- fication Committee wants to put in? I mean REALY!! It will solve the parking problem, won't it? I mean, come on folks, I'd much rather park at the new pond and watch submarine races after a date rather than watch Smitty watch me make out with my date!! Anyway, everyone knows that there aren't any parking places in front of the dorms anyway. And I like mosquitoes. I mean there is a cure for malaria, isn't there???? Sincerely, P.Y.T. WHO REALLY CARES?

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  Co-Conspirators Bidness Manager Lynette PotPie Damaging Editor Cregg Colemine Booze Editor Jackie Pope John Paul Beatcher Editor Best Rob-in-Run Snorts Editor Kim Stayfree Inert ainment Editor Oh Mickey, you're so fine! Makeout Editor Piece-a-Shilling Late staff Althea Badvertising Manager Graham Crackers Pornographers Smurf Murph, Slob Promise Deporters Perrier Water, Spike Ragweed, David Inmate. Richie Cunningham, Clayton Robinhood, Six Keng Carrot Top Amels Calumnists J. Alan Bovine, Betshe Can'i, L.S.D. Gourmet Badvisor Janie Killjoy Printer The tied-Up Piper The Cemetary Kommizzerite is written and edited by us. And if you think we're going to tell you where we hide out you're nuts. No way.The views presented are ours. Of course their ours. You don't think we d print anyone else's drive, do you? Why do you think we got into this newspaper gig in the first place? The Cemetary Kommizzerite is published whenever we damn well fell like it. And sometimes not even then. And if you want a subscription to it - tough luck W e're not going to give you one. So there! Futhermore. it you ve got a letter, or sometmng you want to say - 1 ough! We don't care. This is our paper, and were going to print whatever we damn well please. And if you don't like it. go start your own paper. Just don't do it at Cemetary. If you do, we'll break both your knee caps. Got it!? Good. WELCOME OSE CAPITAL FORMC«lY c e NTENARV col L&C-it, cst. 1825 Tours Available courses optional f I mi America's Teenager The winners are... Dear Editors, It is a relief to this student to finally see the quality of our Woodrow Wilson Visiting Fellows speakers finally reaching the standards that should be asso- ciated with Centenary College. The Visiting Fellows program allows fortunate students, such as ourselves to make acquaintences (and even lasting relationships) with these quests. A word of thanks to the Gannett Foundation for sponsering this worth while program. Upon recieving news of this weeks speaker, I becames immediately impressed at the creditials that he shows. This senator from Iowa is impressive indeed. Not only does Senator Dick Clark have a strong voice on the hill, but his background lends inspiration to us all. Who could believe a young man from Iowa could have grown up to add being a senator to the list of his achievements. Politically, he has given this nation strength and vigor. Socially, he has shown us that we too can stay young when the society around us is aging. He represents the pureness and cleanliness of the boy next door, and in a way can be compared very closely to Ronnie Reagen himself. A politicain with the background of an entertainer. I have admired Senator Clark since those first days of American Bandstand, when parents would shriek and gasp at horror at the way their kids would run home from school, turn the TV on and listen to Senator Clark interview Elvis or even Fabian. I have grown up with you Senator. Thank you for making me smile and for putting the first note of music in my heart. May you pass a bill that will enable you to never age. Yours truly, name held by request Dear Eggitor, How come there hasn't been announcement of the High School Weekend $100.00 hunt? I wanna know... Yea, Eggitor didn't you know that four people got their heads together and figure out the $100.00 hunt secret place and that wasn't easy to do, even with four brains! Now Eggitor, here is the big announcement - ready for the drum rollllllll, it was good ole senior Sharon Ferguson, Jon Lindau, junior Roni Amels, and her high school roommate Susan Uling - She's Lisa Illing's cute little sister. So there Eggitor, the drum roll is finished and the announcement has been made! Signed Doing a good deed Quit Being A Whiner Guess what kiddies? We get out for Spring Break tomorrow. And we don't come back until April 5. So, if you think we're going to get a newspaper out by the 7th, you're insane. Look for the paper the following Thursday, maybe we'll put one out, maybe we won't It depends on if we feel like it. So, don't come whining up to a staff member, (especially an editor), saying, "Is the paper coming out today?" We hate that!!!! So get off our backs or else put out your own paper. Or should I say TRY and put out your own paper. You deal with Ham-It-Up Hall, student complaints, THEN pop off.. So there, The Conglomerate Staff FROM A MUDDLED WIZARD By J. Alan Irvine Okay, so it's time to write this mess again. Big deal. I mean, like, every week I have to pull out this beat- up old notebook and sit down at my desk when I'd much rather be outside enjoying the nice spring weather, maybe even with some beautiful woman spreading suntan oil all over my body or something. But do I get to do that? No. I have to sit here, locked up in my dark and dreary room and write. And then I have to be funny. Funny! So what if maybe I don't feel like being funny? You ever have one of those moods when you just feel like taking a Smurf doll and smearing it with Lasagna, then feeding it to Gar- field the Cat? Or buying a dozen dead roses and sending them to Pres. Wombat? Days like that I have to sit down and acutally be funny. And then, what do I get for my minutes and minutes of hard work. I get called unamerican, a godless communist, and who knows what else. Forestfire Star- let demands that I spend my time in Jackson Hall constructing me- morial business buildings in his honor. And I find out Pres. Wombat doesn't even read my column anymore. And here I am trying to cheer him up, bring a little light into his life. Well, that's gratitude for you. And I don't even get paid for all this. Everyone else on this paper gets paid. How come I don't get paid? I've got seniority and everything (except of course that beautiful woman with the suntan oil. A nice salary would help make up for that though).; With all I have to put up with 1 1 ought to get paid. Why I bet Pres. Wombat even has my typewriter bugged. I ought to go on strike.] Yeah, strike! That's it. If I don't start getting paid I'll go on strike, starting this very min STUDENT FIGHT MASTER PLAN "This school is our home, we think it's worth defending' THE CEMETARY KOMMISSERATE, April % 1999, Page 1 Counselor Wanted By J. Alan Irvine The sun has long since risen, hot and dry, on that fateful day. The dusty desolate plain of No Man's Land stretched down hill. The men lined the trenches an- xiously awaiting the enemy's ap- proach. It would come soon. Only a short while ago, these valient troops had peacefully lived out civilian lives. Then the cry went out across the land. The age-old enmy was rising again. Armed now with a 10 Year Plan, the Beautification Program reached out from its dark liar in the depihs of Ham- it- up Hall, spreading its evil stain across the land once mo~e. Already the grassy sloaps ne ir Ham-it-up had fallen prey to the Master Plan, and the Rose Warriors were on the march. Lovers of freedom and justice flocked quickly to the tattered student banner. Armed with a hodge-podge of weapons, they quickly dug in, ready to sacrifice everything in defense of hearth and home and memorial business buildings. Yet even in the face of the blackness of the Master Plan, seme inhabitants of the land spoke out against the slaughter of war, crying for a better way to be sought. But in their hearts, all knew that there was no other way. The generals gathered, discus- sing battle plans over and over again The men fretted in the confines of the trenches. Then suddenly, there below - hordes of the Rose Warriors, the maroon and white armor gleaming in the sun, their thorn weapons dark and evil. Barrage after barrage of thorns and pollen bombs the Rose Warriors hurled against the de- fenders. But the men crouched low in their trenches, safe from the scathing fire, waiting as the Rose Warriors drew closer. Finally the enemy was within reach. With an exultant cry the defenders leapt from the trenches and charged the foe. Their first assault wreaked devastation against the foliage, but soon, drasticaly outnumbered, over- come by the aphids and pollen, the small band found itself cut down in a merciless slaughter. Not even the innocent pacifists es- caped the massacre. The bodies were flung into the trenches to provide fertilizer for the conquer- ing Roses. The Master Plan stood ictorious upon the field. Yet even so, a second student army, stronger than the first, was already gathering upon the con-

  demned parking lots, the Master

  Plans' next target, rallying to the cry of "Remember the Rose Garden!" Freedom could still be Jill Cornish-hen sports the new "battle hairdo" compli- ments of Contusions. A short breath of hope before final defeat WBm BASIC TRAINING HARDON FIELD: The Cow-Omegas get tough in order to prepare for battle. A grim view of the dead. Students plan strategy atop Mount Petunia. • B O D w I

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• ARE OUR BUSINESS Y W O ■ "^{^-} « Complete Paint & \ V (fcJ^ ^^Ss£& Body Repair \ J^kX" $T\ # rrame Straightening R K Felon i Clayton Robinhood In late May of 198 1, a Purolator armored car was robbed near Denver, Colorado, by a man ident- ified by the F.B.I. as Charlie Fat kids. The robbery netted Fat kids over $1,000,000 and to this day neither Fat kids nor the money has been recovered. It has come to this reporter's attention that Charlie Fat kids is currently hiding out in Hamilton Hall 132, disguised as an Ad- missions Counselor. When con- fronted with this information Fat kids denied that he had had any past dealings with the Purolator Company, legal or otherwise. De- spite his matching the description of the fugitive, Fat kids stead- fastly denies any knowledge of "the other Fat kids'" aliases - "Arthur Johnson," "Jeffrey Leroy Loveday," and "Charles W. Rice." Furthermore, Fat kids claims to have been working in a Camden, Arkansas clothing store during the time of the robbery. Which is, in this reporter's opinion, "a likely story." If Mr. Fat kids of the Admissions Office is not the Mr. Fat kids of the Purolator robbery, then why, I ask, does he deny these allegations so vehemently. As for the money, perhaps there is some hidden reason for the wor- ried looks which come over Mr. Fat kids' face whenever he passes the site of the proposed rose garden GEEKS by Spam Egwards Deporter What's That Among Geeks in American Universities and Col- leges, established 2024, is an an- nual honors (?) program giving our nation's failing college students a chance to get their name in some- thing besides a police blotter t 0 be considered, a student should have a least three years as a sophomore, 1.2 or less grade point average, and have a record, (crim- inal, if possible), of cocial disrup- tions and obnoxious behovior in public places. The Student Committee on Social Problems basses its criter- ia for judging on such possible animalistic events as burping, (measuring loudness and frequen- cy of three- day stubble, (this is harder to tell on girls), and inten- sity of body odor, among other qualifications. The final decisions are reached when the candidate has recieved a majority vote of general disgust culminating in massive regurgitation by commit- te members. The following students from Cemetary Kollege have been se- lected as outstanding geeks in What's That 1982-83; Trudy Hatemie, Tye Meup, Ab Noxious,
• Omit, Perry Plegic, Sally Smut- ty, Eton Snotbreath, A. N. Tigross, Dawn Worm, John Worm. THE CEMETARY KOMMISSERATE, April 1, 1999, Page 1 Ah So Here ★★★★★★★★★★★Greek Meat ★★★★★★★★★★★ They Go Again By Wee Leaks One of the Co- Conspirators Oh Gee! Guess where the Cemetary Kollege Choir is going now? They are going to China- Wow! Dr. Willhe Undress, director of the infamous 550 member group is, naturally, "so exited about the whole thing", that he can hardly stand it It seems that he devoted his entire weekend to planning the trip and is "pleased as punch" that things are going to fall to- gether. Of course, Ham- it- Up Hall is stratigically motivated towards funding the overseas venture. Their latest brainstorm has been to increase tuition in order to help the measly bunch of lousy voca- lists "go behind the Iron Curtain". The bidness office will practice there usual "cheery" nature in collecting the additional $2,000 per student You wouldn't believe the peo- ple they are dragging along with them Meal Jonsun from Looesi- anna Wife Magazine will be using up endless rolls of film on open mouths and pearly teeth, while Ducky Webfoot and wife will be promoting the "Positive attitude" that the choir exhibits. No doubt the people of China will learn a lot about the kinds of fools that pay their parent's life savings to go to the Oldest in- habited ruins west of the Mis- sissippi. Don't fear that you may not get to catch a performance by the Seminary Choir before they leave. We couldn't be that lucky! As part of post-T.U.B. week, they will sing, and sing, and sing again each night in the Caf and again at 9:30 in the Maxwell House. Gee! I guess we should be proud that a group representing our sleepy, boring Kollege is getting a chance to venture past Woodlawn Avenue. Hey - Maybe they won't come back! Wouldn't You Like to Be a Moron too? Dear student: Each spring semester we hound you to apply to serve as a Moron Jacket. We don't even care that we waste time and money sending applications to freshmen, or sophomores. . Just pretend you're a senior and we'll accept your applictions. We'll even consider you if you have a 1.50 GPA. And who cares if you're a full time student? Invite your friends from La. Tech, LSU-S or Tulane to apply. If you show up for at least one class a week, you can be a moron jacket. If you could care less about geek organizations or listening to people gripe in the Open Sneer Program, then you deserve to wear a moron jacket. Please submit your name, address and measurements to Enjoy Heffers. KGAY Changes Management Cemetary' s radio station, KGAY, has changed management once again. KGAY advisor, Rave Flogmorton, says thrilled about the new personeland the format change they will bring. The new station manager, Biff "Rough Trade" Smith, an ex-hair- dresser comes to KGAY from KFAG. a San Francisco radio station. Program director, John S. Tud, is a former student at the Truman Capote School of Interior Decorating . The new music di- rector is Miles Longfellow, a dance major and instructor at the Fred McMurray dance studio. John S. Tud says he has plans for the decor of the studio itself. "Some plants and new wallpaper would be nice," says Tud. Maybe a Hepplewhite desk in that corner over there," Longfellow inter- jects. "A lifesize poster of Judy Garland is a must! quips Smith. This reporter's big question deals with the format. Tud gives the best answer: "We plan on having lots of Donna Summer, Liza Minelli, Village People, and a weekly talk show with Dr. Renee Richards. Plus we'll have a daily tribute to Judy Garland." "Rough Trade" Smith expres- ses a desire to do a weekly show originating from a local establish- ment known as the "Floweren- tine." Sounds like exciting stuff, guys. It should fit in very well with the atmosphere here at this high school. MKE This sure has been a flakey week for the MEKE's. At our carwash last Saturday we raised almost $63,000. Can you believe ' it? If you do you'll probably also believe that we initiated almost ten guys. Our infamous Rat Races last weekent was a complete success. Some estimates put the party last- ing untill almost 10 p.m., but you can't believe everything you read. Right? Thanks go out to Thorndot Barfman for making it a very "special" occasion. And day, how 'bout that Chris Smurfee. Imagine winning the Drano award seven times in a row. Its just a wonderful thing and a milestone in our history. Cow Omega As with everything we do in life, this column was approved by our great alums who we are ever seek- in to please. The late a Salmon chapter of Cow Omega would like to congrat- ulate Cathy Would on her upcom- ing marriage to -You guessed it- MKE big cheese Chris Smurfee. The two have been seeing each other since their work on the Judi- cial Bored last semester. Raw- Raws for this week include Karen Cluelessdork for her new "position" on the Bed-Pol Com- mittee, and scholar of the week Hillary Flower who failed out of pottery. Can you believe that this Cow- O Greek Meat is just as boring as it usually is? And finally, hang yourself spring pledges. C: It's not a rubber hose! S.B.: what does the incredible heat «eaking moisture missle mean? WANTED: attractive male in mid 70's. Must be rich, wealthy, loaded, and near his deathbed. Send photocopy of last bank statement to Cemetary P.O. Box
• Winn: Congratulations on being chosen as a new D.A. Now you won't have any trouble sneaking guys into your room after hours! Stacy: I need the money that you owe me. Bob
• G.: Don't tell me that Uno really has only one eye?! Buckwheat's dead - So What?! Do You Read Small Ads Like This One? We at the Cemetary Kommisserate are taking a survey in order to see if small ads such as this one should become part of the weekly paper. This survey is being done scientifically so the results will be as accurate as possible. If you are one of those real losers who is taking the time to read this ad you should consider becoming a KGAY Disc Jockey. Simply send your name and address to K(iAY, Campus mail, Centenary College. Unless sent in by December 23, 1987. the application will be void. WANT HIGHER GRADES? Develop a trained memory with
• Superior Memory Systems - Classes held Monday Nights. Limited Seating. For reservations call: 865-8034 Kappa Ralpha Jimmy's zits loved Green Death party last week. Hey, we ralphed ourselves through the entire weekend and gave new meanings to the words Lush Party and Vio- lent Formal We are looking forward to Spring Break when we can continue to do what we normally do which is skanking, drinking and eventually throwing up. We would also like to congratulate our initiate from the fall pleb class but we can't remem- ber his name. Oh well. Ate a Fly We are eagerly looking back- wards to Cow-0 Lush Party as well as ZITO White Violent For- mal. Both were pretty boring, but we thought we would keep up the tradition and apply really sappy high school terms and say that both parties were a "riot" and a "blast". Speaking of sappy, how about our amazing atheletic ability? Be- sides loosing to the Sun Devils, Sediments, Buffalos and the Crappa Sigs we still stand un- defeated. Congratulations go out to Perma-pledge Phil Bowell for be- ing named King Lush and ZITO Big Brother. To bad you can't remember any of it And finally, the cat was dis- membered and put into a really swell blender. It was truly awesome. ZITO We would like to thank each and every one of you who came to our White Violent Formal. And don't After all is said and done, please allow me to say this. High School Weekend was a big joke! John L. Lambrain Director of Anything and Everything worry about those sores every- body got at the pre- party. The management assured us they are^ only temporary. 4 We are still gloating over win- ning the Homecoming house de- coration contest because its the* most exciting thing to happen to^ the ZITO;s in years and will be* discussed at every meeting. By* the way, these meetings are M-A- N-D-A-T-O-R-Y, girls. Congrats go out to the new^ ZITO Officers. Keep up the* "fine" tradition of your pre- decessor.

  Crappa Sigma And the sensless babble begins with one long sentence which seems to never end and always says something about things which are neither here nor there but which we still feel should be mentioned because it gives us a chance to use "quotation" marks and little dots like this not to mention just a whole lot of retori cal questions which everyone or in some cases no one has the an- swers to unless the question is "What does any of this have to do with Crappa Sigma....? Moving rught along Inger Stevens is dead and Don OH! will be developing plans for the Greek , park across the street. When will Nico be back? +6 k d te po ex] lar ma qu< 1i fw bea Bui mo: tior. 19/ glir the ?( h zip and 711 his/ 4 to digi T Id lettc is hi S( remi Rerr I I I EX 1 1 Save a Life Today Blood Plasma Needed Cash Paid Donors Fees Increased A, B, AB $8 first donation/week $10 second donation/ week $4 first donation/week $5 second donation/week Bio Blood Components 802 Travis 222-3108 OPEN 7:30-3:30 Mon.-Fri. New Sorority THE CEMETARY KOMMISSERATE, April 1, 1999, Page 1 By B. J. Jett The other Co-Conspirator Delton, Delton, Delton better known as Try- Delton, will intro- duce its new Delton Alpha chap- ter to Cemetary this semester. Try- Delton, one of the most popular national sororities, is expected to have an incredibly large Cemetary pledge class, with many of . the prospective pledges quoted as saying enthusiastically, "I can't wait to go Try-Delton." The sorority sports the colors Fuschia and Emerald and a crest bearing the words "Coke Has Bubbles!" The mascot is the mosquito, which the girls affec- tionately call "Skeeter." Try-Delton was founded in 1979 when a group of silly, gig- gling teen-age girls who, when they decided they had nothing better to do, formed a sorority. In its first year of existence, Try- Delton attracted a national pledge class of over 1,000,000. The overall active membership grows by leaps and bounds etc. each year. The sorority's activities for the year 1983-84 will include their fall party "Buckwheat's OTAY," and the "Blue Daisy - Halleluliah - Zipidedo-dah - Spring Formal." Cemetary's existing Geek com- munity welcomes the Try- Del- ton's with open arms. The Phi Deaux official spokesgeek, ex- pressed her thoughts on the mat- ter, "I'm glad C.C. is getting a new sorority - that will give all of our rejects a place to go." Post Office Insists on 20-digit Zip Code In compliance with the new U.S. Postal System

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  zip codes, Cemetary Kollege will be switching next week to a totally new and personalized 20-digit zip code. Added to the 9 digits already in use, 71134-0188, will be the number of the box given to the student in his/her dorm, which will be three digits. Then the Student's ID number, 4 to 5 digits, and the student's age, hopefully 2 digits. The final 1 to 2 digits will be the student's rank in his/her class. The Cemetary Post Office wishes to amend the new postal system by adding a personal code of initials, dorm, sex, and classification, in letters. This should speed up the mails considerably since each zip code is highly individual and each code applies to one person only. So if you want to get those letters in a hurry, be sure to remember to remind all your friends, relatives, and creditors of the new change. Remember, Mom, I'm PJESexHFSo Cemetary College, LA 71134-01881850847519-5 THE BUSTED PAIL Queens Hwy. Thurs.: Ladies Night - exotic male strippers. Fri.: $20 cover charge. "Van Halen" at 8 p.m. Sat.: Happy Hour from 6 p.m. until 6:05 - 7 for 1 drinks. Mon.: $10 cover charge. "The Chipmunks" at 8 p.m. Tues.: No cover charge. "The Osmonds" at 8 p.m. Wed.: 2 for 1 drinks from6-7 p.m., excluding6:05-6:13 which is 4 for 1 drinks, and 6:46-6:51 which is 1 for 2. HUMPING'S On the Square in Texas Thurs.: "The Break-Ups" (formally "Colours," and before that they were "Steamer", and who cares what they were before that!!) Fri.: Ladies' Night - $1 drinks for ladies. Sat.: Men's Night - $1 drinks for men. / Mon.: Transvestite Night -$1 drinks fortransvestites. ^k» Tues.: Cemetary Night - when asking for a drink, you yr must pronounce the name of the drink BACKWARDS (so that no one breaks the rules and the Methodist Church still gives us money.) Wed.: "The Gap Band" singing their famous song "Humping People." HERPES HIDEAWAY Gould Dr. Bossier Thurs.: Fashion show at 8 p.m. featuring Fredricks of Hollywood. Fri.: $50 cover charge. Free Whorderves. Sat.: Same as Friday. Mon.: 3 for 1 drinks all night!!!! B.Y.O.B.!!! Tues.: Drink special - Hurrican Herpes for a buck. S&M dance lessons at 11 p.m. Wed.: Men's night - topless, bottomless, armless and legless female dancers. PEOPLE WHO CARE WHEN CARE IS NEEDED Hopei Medicali Group] ...for Women 221-5500 • Abortion • Unplanned Pregnancy Counseling • Free Pregnancy Testing • Birth Control Information • Speakers Bureau 210 Kings Highway Shreveport, LA 71 104 By J. Alan Bovine In a recent emergency meeting held Wednesdays the Silly Gov- ernment Association agreed to ac- ceed to the demands of literay terrorists and fund the spring issue of Kegs 'n' Sex, Coronaty's illiterate magazine. Earlier that morning, a band of terrorists disguised as Pres. Wombat burst into a special Silly Government Association officer's meeting. Armed with leather whips and loaded typewriters, they took President Greg Black- eye, Vice President Child of Labor, and treasurer Wide McClutch'em prisoner. Secretary Wormdip Boyman was subse- quently released to carry the terrorists' demands to the Silly Government Association. Alyce Skidreaux, who immedi- ately seized power and pro- claimed herself Queen, revealed that the terrorists demanded the removal of all nuclear weapons from campus, the release of all political prisoners in Ham-it-up Hall, safe passage to LSU-S, and restoration of funding for Kegs 'n' Sex. If their demands went unmet the terrorists threatened to "hit Blackeye very hard until he cries." They also vowed to give the hostages nothing but Caf food to eat. Representative Bobsie Gown, supported by Toy Pauls' son and Mack ("what- ever Toy wants to do is fine with me") Peelout, demanded that the question be put into committe for considera- tioa The Silly Government As- sociation sleepily agreed. How- ever, when Bobsie further pro- posed that a committee be formed to appoint the committee to con- sider the question, Skidreaux put her foot down (on a nearby cockroach) and declared that she would personally negotiate with the terrorists. Although negotiation sessions were held behind closed doors, members of the Silly Government Association waiting nearby sur- mised that the sessions proved to be incredibly difficult, consider- ing the number of moans and groans heard from the chambers. When a disheveled Skidreaux finally emerged, she announced Silly Government Association by Clayton Robinhood The Tuesday, March 22, 1983 meeting of the Silly Government Association was called to order at 11:10 a.m. by President Dregs Blackeye. The minutes of the previous meeting, few though they were, were approved without objection. The officer reports consisted of Treasurer Wide McCluth'em reporting that he wasn't sure how much money was in the unbudgeted reserve, but that he was sure that it would be enough to last the semester. Senator Toy Paul's son then moved that a committee of three be formed to look into the matter, with Senator Mack "Whatever Toy wants to do is fine with me" Peel-out seconding the motion. A voice vote then approved the committee's formation. Tuesday, the S.G.A. heard from Secretary Wormdip Boyman' s Entertainment Committee and Senator Spike Ragweed's Course Evaluation Committee. Secretary Boyman said that she wasn't sure what this week's S.U.B. movie was, but she urged everyone to attend. Senator Ragweed announced that despite the apathy of professors and students alike, concerning his committee's work, research was proceeding. And in a stunning move, the Correspondence Committee, formed to send letters out to professors for the Ragweed Committee, was disbanding, despite Senator Alyce Skidrow's motion that she be allowed to form a committee to sample student opinion concerning the disanding of the committee. Under "Old Business," the idea of a campus nurse vs. first aid kits once again surface. Talk on the matter was, however, stifled when the issue of funding came up. A committee of Senators Alyce Skidrow and Carry'em Bendman was authorized to look into the delay of the Paul's son Committee in reporting back to the S.G.A. concerning the infamous "unbudgeted reserve." And in one last stunning and innovative move, the Senate voted t organize itself into committees, so that it could do no more damage to the student body. The meeting was then adjourned by joint vote at 1 1:50 a.m. The civil liberties of the student body were now safe again, until the next Senate meeting. "The terrorists have dropped their first two demands and I thus consented to the other three - I mean two demands." The terrorists then released their prisoners, apparently un- harmed - though observers over- heard Child of Labor begging his captors, "Just one more time, guys. With the whip. Please." Security escorted the terrorists safely off- campus. When informed of these events, Kegs 'n' Sex editor Alan Bovine stated that he was elated at the restoration of funding, but that the terrorists were in no way connected with the magazine. Indeed, he maintained that it was just a coincidence that his type- writer and leather whip appeared identical to those used in the action, and furthermore he was "never near the place and they can't prove anything anyway." The Kegs 'n' Sex staff plans to use the funds to put out their first swim suit issue, complete with the top equestrian bikinis and a special "fun in the sun with your equestrian playmate" centerfold. GROUNDED PIROGUE by Clayton Robinhood A new public awareness group is now making its presence felt on the campus of Cemetary. The or- ganization, calling itself Ground- ed Pirogue, has Dr. Naive Throt- tle- snortin' as its on- campus sponsor. According to Throttle- snortin', Grounded Pirogue is a grass roots, apolitical organization dedicated to educating the masses about proper pirogue navigation and pirogue safety. Those students interested in the ideals set forth by Grounded Pirougue should contact Dr. Throttle- snortin' in his Library basement office im- mediately. Dr. Throttle- snortin' also has numerous pamphlets of interest to everyone, from the amateur piroguer to the profes- sional piroguer. The pamphlets indues: "Pirogue Safety and You,' 1 "101 Ways to Renovate Your Pirogue," and "Is there Life M'ter Piroguing?" Dr. Throttle- snortin' also said that he looked forward to the construction of the campus lake, so that piroguing could be mad into a P.E. course and perhaps I even Intramural Piroguing. Mr. J's Restaurant Breakfast anytime Lunch specials Weekend all-ucan eat specials. Open 24 Hrs. (across from Cline) I THE CEMETARY KOMMIS S ERATE, April 1, 1999, Page 1 Monday marked the dedication of the new (old?) Michael Jackson HalL Students are shown here participating in the merriment A brief off the wall appearance was made by Micheal Jackson and companion, Billy Jean. The event proved to be a thriller. Jobs For Slobs Fair Cancelled By Six King Deporter The Jobs for Slobs Fair scheduled for April Foools Day has been cancelled due to lack of jobs. An interview with Be My Valentine, the head of Cemetary' s prestigious Job Replacement Center has revealed that now is not the time to graduate. The Slobs Fair was originally scheduled for April 1 because of the anticipated depressed state of the economy. Why April 1? Til tell you why. April 1 is a day that only a fool would try to get a job during times like this and also most college senyors will be partying at Destin Beach during spring break, so why not schedule a jobs fair. After all, what they don't know can't hurt them. Recent national figures show that there has been significant increase in the number of construction workers due to the development of the
• L. Shame Memorial Nose Garden at Cemetery Kollege. But Cemetary does not not offer a construction degree unless you consider Willard Coops pottery class. So the cash registers office recommends that graduating senyors continue at Cemetary and double up on pottery classes during the summer. We Want Smut by Ohmickeyyou'resofine Are you tired of all the cutsy- cutsy plays being performed at the Playhouse? Wouldn't you have just loved to see Trixie True's mangled body dismem- bered in that submarine crash? And "Come back to the five and dime, whatever your name is, what ever your name is," now that was a little bit more risque, bit still on the cutsy side if you ask me. Come on MLP, whoever you are, the students, admisistration, and fac- ulty of Cemetary are all ready for some hard core SMUT!! I mean like, wow, we're all in kollege now, aren't we? Anyway, wouldn't it be great to be able to Cemetary' s version of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show?!" I can already see the cast: Deanna Bendit as Janet, Lee Or- gan as Brad (SSA-oh), Professor Dick Scott as, you guessed it Dr. Scott (boring!), Squint Caroon as Rocky (yum), Cathy Would as Magneta, Don Bernfart as Riff Raff (elbow sex), See Hawkins as Columbia, and B. Hinds as Frank- n-furter. It would be a blast! It would get rave reviews! It might even go to Washington next year like "My Sister In This House," which is about a bunch of girls (and we know what kind!) No one would miss it! It would be the best Carole Powell credit of the sesmeter. Or, if "Rocky s" not your style, how about a nude production of "Hair?" "Come on Eileen" and MLP- were all adults now! It sure would be interesting, to say the least! I can see it now headlines in all the major papers.. ."Ceme- tary s performance in the nude proves to be stimulating!" I'm sure it would be a BIG success. So let's see sotne violence, view some smut, and hear some really vulgal language! Let's truly enjoy a Cemetary production! £ S. 4 Gout t» et This week, the forever popular, forever lasting, and forever eating, L.S.D. Gourmet, decided to par- take of the Cemetary Kollege Food Services. These services include the delectable cafeteria, the flavorable Coffee House, and those magically delicious Tom's Candy Machines. The first stop that we made was the Bynum Commons Cafeteria. Upon our arrival in the caf, "SCREAMIN PAULINE" incre- adibly harrassed L.S.D. Gourmet at the door because we did not have our ID. Cards on our person. After she realized that we were the internationally famous rest- aurant critics, L.S.D. Gourmet, the embarrassed "SCREAMIN PAULINE" begged our forgiveness and layed down the red carpet for us to walk upon. When we reached the serving line, we asked fellow, student, Aunt Baety what her favorites wtre, she replied, "I just love the rice and peas and I so wish we A Hound on Campus S tudent Activities This week's S.U.B. Movie is "TAORHT PEED" starting at 9:30 p.m. on Friday. In keeping with school policy the entire movie will be shown backwards. Come enjoy some popcorn and see the NOITCA. Il legal Studies Interim Any student who is interested in participating in the Depart- ment of History and Political Science's "Illegal Studies Inter- im" in January 1984, please con- ,tact Professor Peshaw. An In- terim You Will Never Forget - Neither Will The Police. C ampus Life Seminar Following up on last year's seminar "Sex On Campus: Let's Talk About It" will be this year's seminar "Sex On Campus: Where To Find It" For information And reservations call the Student Acti- vities Office (No obsene phone calls please). C ampus Beautification The Campus Beautification Committee met this week. The subject up for discussion was the problem of ugly students. In a unanamous vote the Committee decided that all ugly students should remain in their rooms during any event where any Alumni would be on campus. The reason given was, "We don't want Alumni getting the wrong im- pression of our beautiful cam- pus." When asked how students would know if they were too ugly, the Committee replied, "They Know." could be served these foods on a more regular basis." Another favorite among students accord- ing to Reese Asburry is the savory "grease gravy" that is served with each and every dish. Of all the people we inter- viewed, the majority picked breakfast as the most pleasant part of their day. Breakfast in- cludes such delicious delacacies as lead doughnuts and those in- creadable, eatable, egg creations. Coming soon to a bookstore near you will be the best seller, 101 Ways to prepare the egg, by the famous egg chef; Fay. When you are too late to make an appearance in the caf, why not try the Coffee House located the the S.U.B., the entertainment capital of the world! Here you can dine on such items as microwave sandwiches and stale potato chips, also try the root "reeb" here, nothing but the finest for this establishment. Afterwards, whv not try a bag of popcorn left over from last weeks movie of the week, and enjoy such shows as "Leave it to Beaver," "Father knows Best," and "The P.T.L. Club" on wide screen T.V. Fresh- man, Theresa Oleo says, "This is truly the most relaxing place to become a 'boob' in front of the 'tube'." If you are to much of a pig to eat in public, why not take pleasure in the most favorite Tom's Candy machines located in the nearest dormitory lobby. We caught so- phomore Mary Ann Mini- ear in James dorm and she was buying the freshly packaged Moon Pie. She says "I really can't see any other way to end my day than with a Moon Pie and an R.C. Cola." Other favorites include, "Cheese Bites," Oatmeal Cakes," "Peanut Butter Pals," and those totally awesome barbecue flavored "Fried Pork Rinds." If none of the above choices appeal to you, we recommend you call Domino's Pizza at 869-3113. Eat To The Beat Thursday LUNCH Chi-O, Zeta Bar (with all the trimmings) FRYday Saturday BACK BY Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Fried "chicken" Fried kitten livers Fried potatoes Fried rice POPULAR DEMAND: SALUTE Rice sandwiches Creamy whipped rice Rice Krispies Rice pudding Rice cream Cake and chocolate ricing Roach beef (Tube) Steak and Lobster (flavored sauce) (Instant) Bananas Foster (add your own water) Road Kills (all day-brought to you by the Clean Up Louisiana Committee) Peasant Under Glass Chicken tetrachloride Her peas 'n' carrots SALUTE TO PATTIES DAY Alaskan King Crap Coprolites Cow patties Chicken pattipg DINNER Texas hash Pot pie "Smoked" sausage Coke Snow- cones Magic brownies Fried, Eh? Fried Jell-0 Oven- fried Patty's (ask for two) TO RICE DAY Fried rice Rice-A-Roni Rice-car drivers Baked rice BBQ rice Rice-on-a- stick "Stray Cat" soup Beef strokin' off Furry- toes and cheese sauce Althea Aid ETHNIC NIGHT French Fries Spanish Rice Italian meatballs . |IIMMt Royale Reds —Wants You— M on. -Wed. 25$ Reeb 3044 Youree 868-3249 -CALL FOR DIRECTIONS- I Cemetary Jocks Raise Money THE CEMETARY KOMMISSERATE, April 1, 1999, Page 1 Surprise of the Year Fraidies Beat Celebrities Raising money for the Jock Department at Cemetary has al- ways been a problem, But Jock Director Walnut Stevens has come up with a new and inovative idea to keep the dome above water (Ducky Webbfoot has threatened to invert the Dome and turn it into a pond). The new fund raising program will be car- ried out by the people who will benefit from it the most - the alfleeks. The dude alfleeds will be selling illegal drugs to local jun- kies and the dudesses alfleeks will be working as escourts for con- ventions that come to Shrevepit. Stig^ s Drug Co. will be supplying the drugs and O.C.'s Escourt will arrange the dudesses dates. There is also room for expansion in the program into the area of drug paraphernalia if the initial program is successful. Walnut Stevens came to Cem- etary in 1981 as the Development Counselor in charge of raising alfleek scholarships and has never had too much success untill now. "I'm really excited about this concept for fun raising. When Mr. Stigg came to me with the idea I was skeptical but he showed me how other programs of this nature have worked at schools such as U.T. And he's got some good junk and the dudes are really excited about selling the stuff. I tried it out for a week before I made the final decision to go ahead with it" Walnut also said that the dudes- Last Monday night's exhibition game between the Cemetary Fraid- ies basketball team and the Celebri- ty All- Stars was s "down to the wire" contest with the Fraidies winning 76-74. The game began in controversy when All-star guard Secertary of the Interior James Watt was called on a technical foul for his pre- game antice of cutting down four tree s cutting down a rosebush, cutting down George Bush, cutting down ethnic groups, shaving Althea, insulting short presidents After Zipper Hatcher made the free throw the Fraidies jumped out to an 8-4 lead Then the All- stars leading "scorer" rocker Wendy 0. Williams got "hot" and popped in ten unanswered field goald amking the score 24-8 in favor of the celebs. Williams, who took the meaning of "exhibition" seriously, had to leave the game at this point to • comb her Mohawk First Lady JNancy Keagan replac- ed Williams at forward with ten minutes left in the first half They took advantage of this opportune situation with Cent Davis, Temple Rathips, and Dancing Hulktwist combining for 30 points and Hatch- er tossing in 14 of her own The teams went in to the locker tombs with a 52-24 Fraidy lead The half time entertainment con- sisted of a tag team wrestling match between the Bored of Trustys and the Kummizzerate Staff. The Kummizzerate Staff will soon be transfering to various state un- iversites. The second half began with John Wayne making a special ghost appearance for the All- Stars. ' The Duke paved the way for the Celebs come-back efforts with 30 points. The All- stars were on a roll with the score tied at 60 all when Fraidy Linda Howitzer called . time-out to discuss hairstyles with Wendy O. The last five minutes was "a battle of the 'T's" featuring All- star Mr. T pitted against Ceme- tary's own "T'Gimmesumslack After answering each other basket for basket the two wound up in a fist fight. Mr. T won the fist fight with a series of left hooks and said "I pity the woman who dares to call herself a TV' The defeated "T" mustered enough energy to sink the winning free throws and then collapsed at the top of the key. Mr. T's son, E., simply looked at the flattened Gimmesumslack and phoned home about it. The only comment form Gimmesum- slack was "Murlsdi gurgle xprq there's no place like home gurm- leskuejf Auntie Em akdfiwk gurgle." iux Beaux Tommy gearing up for the "big sale.' ses were a bit harder to sell the idea to bflt they changed their minds when they were told they would be supplied with free drugs. When asked if the drugs would be sold on campus Walnut said definately not, but that if a student wished to make a pur- chase to call a dude and have them meet across from the tennis courts by Hardon Field. That brought up the question of whether the drugs would be al- lowed on campus. Dean Dandy Randers said that the same policy that applies to liquor would apply to the drugs - just be discrete. CEMETARY GETS LAKE photo noty available/ President Nibb says, *Yes! It's my own little Venice come true!" Under the new lake proposal, Queen's Highway will be dammed up so that Wine Hall will be aces- sible from the third floor, and Drain's Gym will automatically have an Olympic sized pool. RATC can have submarines in the basement "And," adds Slanders, "we al- ready have a band all lined up for the opening night, and gondolas ordered and everything. Ah! Moonlit nights and the lilting strains of "Bangin On The Rhine." L.T.J. Dormitory, complains Senseless Senator Antsy Hocks, will be left high and dry. But the Cafeteria is highly pleased. As one cook reported, "All the things we normally have to chase will run up here-you know, cats, rats, etc." And she smiled real big. "Who needs a food service!" Several donations of palm trees have already been made, along with tropical fish, and then plaques to put on the trees. One professor sighed, "Well, it's kinda like cheap poetry: wherever there's a breeze, it's gonna be whisperin' through the trees." Then he laughed, no- ticing Kegs-nsex editor Gee I. Amsloven sauntering through the newest garden. "Yep, wherever there's..." Between the Administration Building and the Teachers Lounge will be the L.T.J. Memor- ial Roman Baths, steam- heated by the boliler formerly used in Wine Hall. Nibb laughs, "Well, the students won't be needing it anymore. They'll have all the water they want when they get up in the morning!" And beyond this, the City of Sleezepit plans to erect a hysteri- cal marker for the College. Says the mayor, "It's the least we can do. Moss Lake had just about played out" THE CEMETARY KOMMISSERATE, April 1, 1999, Page 1 E.T. COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET By Perrier Water As many people know there has been a flasher running around the campus. According to the descrip- tion given by a few Cemetary students who have seen him, "he's a short little guy, looking very strange, making very bizarre noises and using an areospace blue little truck." The information given by these people to our own Smitty Sherlock Holmes was so precious and guess what? Smitty Sherlock Holmes caught the flasher. And who was the famous flasher? Well, it turned out to be E.T. himself. Yes, E.T. was caught trying to flash in front of SEXION HALL because, accor ding to where he came from, SEXION means a place where a lot of sexy women live. E.T. ac- tually lives in the library base- ment in a sort of closet-jail filled with all kinds of toys, and of course, diet REEB, stolen from the caf. It has become E.T.'s favorite knird. In an exclusive in- terview given to the Kommisse- rate, E.T. said that he has decided to become a flasher because the immigration Office of Cemetary Kollege would not let him GO HOME. It seems that E.T. owes the Bidness office 12 C and Herald Bond forbid him to leave campus. Why did E.T. choose to be a "flasher?" here at Cemetary? "Well, I chose Cemetary Kollege because they are building a forest of rose gardens in the middle of campus. By the time these roses grow up, since I am a little guy, I could easily hide behind them and flash the SEXION ladies." It's become by favorite hobby, next drinking diet REEB. Perrier' s Bossier Mall Bellegarde Responsible Many Cemetary students have enjoyed shopping in the newly opened Perrier s Bossier Mall across the river. What most stu- dents don't realize is that every- time they go, they are helping fellow student Perrier Bellegarde work his way through school. Apparently, working through some of his wealthier Caribbean connections, Perrier acquired sole ownership of the land the mall was built on. Consequently, all businesses located at the site pay Perrier a small rental fee each month. Perrier states that the fee for each is small, but enough "to keep Perrier on de air, and doing other fun things too. OOO-La- La!" Perrier' s frequent compan- ion Triane Have-it-all agrees that Perrier is doing plenty of fun things with his money. ASHLEY'S AMOCO SERVICE PHONE 222-6005 3040 Centaur) BM. at Kinp Hgwj. SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA 71104 "Yes, Indeed!" says Slanders, "We like out students to be well- rounded." Dregs Blackhole attempted to raise a moral issue, but Throbor- gan stated taht such a thing would decrease academic freedom. When Blackhole rejoined, "But I haven't even stated the issue yet," Throborgan relied, "Yeah, but if you want to give students wider exposure, you have to leave moral issues out of it. Morals are for small towns." Here Dean Slanders stood up and cried, "Cemetary College for- ever! Long may she wave!" The Bed-pol committee then set a date for later hours and deeper subjects of concern to all, and hastened to the Student Senseless meeting in progress simutaneouly, to find out if their contract for the fall would be renewed. THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH AT CENTENARY COLLEGE The Herndon Canterbury House Woodlawn Avenue at Wilkinson Street (Behind KA House and Across from Playhouse) WEDNESDAYS 5 PM— Holy Communion 5:30 PM— Free Supper Dan Mann, Resident Father Paul, Chaplain 865-0466 ALL ARE WELCOME! ^{. ll i. fc i. T i i . flTTBfTfrTWrEtn!TCT mini liP} Centenary Celebrates 158th Year Centenary College of Louisi- ana, the oldest college west of the Mississippi River, will mark its 158th year at Founders' Day ceremonies Thursday, April 21. The day's activities will begin with an academic procession and Convocation at 11 a.m. in Brown Chapel. The Convocation will feature an address by 1951 gra- duate Dr. Glenn 0. Hilburn, who is serving an unprecedented third term as president of Omicron Delta Kappa, a national honorary leadership society. A picnic lunch in Crumley Gardens (or Bynum Commons if raining) will follow. Dr. Hilburn was first inducted into ODK while a student at Centenary and has served in the national organization in various capacities since 1962. Since the establishment of ODK in 1914, no president has ever been elected to serve more than two consecutive terms. "Little did I ever dream," says Dr. Hilburn, "that I would some- day become president of the Society when I was a student member of the Centenary Circle in January 1951. I am extremely proud of both associations - my Alma Mater and its local ODK Circle." Now a professor of religion at Baylor University, Dr. Hilburn earned his degree at Centenary in Chemistry. He received his bach- elor of divinity degree in 1956, from The Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary in Fort Worth. He did post doctoral studies at the University of Texas at Austin, after joining the Baylor faculty in 1961. Centenary Receives Sixth Endowed Chair Centenary College's sixth en- dowed academic chair has been established by one of North Louisiana's oldest families. The $500,000 gift from the family of Samuel Guy Sample was announced by President Donald Webb Wednesday, April 13, at noon in the Audubon Room of Bynum Commons. The luncheon honored the donors, who include Mrs. James C. Bolton of Alex- andria; Mrs. Francis W. Scott, Mrs. David C. Tyrrell, William S. Tyrrell, Mrs. Barney Rickenba- cker, Oliver H. P. Sample, Guy B. Sample, and Wilton Wade Sam- ple, all of Shreveport, and David
• Tyrrell, Jr. of Dallas. The Sample Chair for Business Administration memorializes a pioneer in the early 20th century business world of North Loui- Samuel Guy Sample was born in Mansfield to Oliver Henry Perry and Frances Elizabeth Guy Sample on Jan. 1, 1877. He was raised and educated in Mansfield and was graduated from the Uni- versity of Arkansas. He started business as a mer- chant in his father's company, the Sample Company, and as man- ager of several plantations in DeSoto Parish. On the death of his father Dec. 8, 1908, he moved his family to Shreveport. Still operating the store and plantations, he began investing in real estate in Shreve- port using profits from the dis- covery of oil on the plantations. He also invested in a number of other enterprises, including Com- mercial National Bank for which he served as president for a short time in 1921. He was an active vice president and director until his death in 1943. Mr. Sample also served as president of the Union Oil Mill of West Monroe, Delta Cotton Oil and Fertilizer Co. of Jackson, Miss., and the Shreveport Fer- tilizer Co. He also held an interest in the Frost and Peavy lumber enterprises. He was a member of the First Methodist Church, the Masonic Lodge, and various Shreveport social clubs. He and his wife, the former Sarah Emma McCrory, were the parents of Mrs. James Bolton, Mrs. Francis Scott, Oliver H. P. Sample, Mrs. David C. Tyrrell, and the late Samuel Guy Sample, Wilton Wade Sample, and Staun- ton Brevard Sample. After Emma Sample's death in 1918, Samuel Guy Sample mar- ried Miss Sybil Jones of Shreve- port, who survived him. The principal amount of the one- half-million dollar endow- ment will be held in perpetuity, as part of the College investment portfolio, and the revenue from the investment will be used for the chaired professor's salary and other operating expenses. A search committee will begin work soon to name a professor to the chair. The installment will be held sometime next year. Tuition Increases To Meet Approved Budget By Jackie Pope As our nation's inflation rate falls, the costs of attending Cen- tenary College continue to rise. Starting in the fall of 1983, almost all fees will increase to meet the approved budget for that year. [| Tuition will be $ 1 30 per hour or pi725 for a full time student. This pump represents a 16.67r increase [in tuition for full time students, prices in student fees, course changes, and lab fees will not ^crease. Music fees will jump to $90 for Vi hour of applied music. Room and board prices will also go up to $500 for a double room, $700 for a single room and $665 for a full meal plan and $665 for a full meal plan and $565 for a 2/3 meal plan. Summer school prices will also see an increase this year. Tuition rises from $85 to $100 per hour this summer. Room prices will be $270 for a double and $345 for a single room. Board will be $345 for the summer. Jesse W. Outlaw, Centenary's Business Manager, said that these increases are the "normal event of things". He said that we are just "staying alive" with the increases in the costs the college incurs. John Lambert explained how the budget figure is decided on. He said that all departments submit a budget. Then he esti- mates the number of students for the upcoming year, returning and new. Then the departmental bud- gets are reviewed by the admin- istration, and they decide on the reality of his enrollment figure. He must decide if he can bring in this many students at the new budget rate. He said they must tiy to come up with a "realistic figure." The administration compares our budget with those of other col- leges and universities, public and private. Lambert said that the cost of attending Centenary has not increased as much percen- tagewise as state schools and other private colleges. He men- tioned that the cost of attending, this school "has increased every year since I've been here." But he added that this is still "very much a non-profit organization." Cheerleader Try-outs Set 1983-84 Varsity Cheerleader tryouts will be held Thursday, April 2 1 at 5:30 p.m. in the Hargrove Amphitheatre. Pre- ft rout practices will be held in the Cold dome at 5:30 p.m. on Monday, April 18, and Wednesday April 20. Appli- cants must present proof of 2.0 CPA Men and women are encouraged to apply. Contact Susan Lambert 5131 for further details. ru&v - in£i i^mn i my Aivi njnuiAJivmnAm - inursaay, April 14, From the Wizard's Kettle Colleges Can't Enforce Student Aid Draft Law By J. Alan Irvine Goodbye is always hard to say, and becomes even harder when the actual parting lies far ahead. When you're still deeply involved with the peo- ple or things you have to leave, and will be so involved for some time to come, it becomes nearly impossible to invoke the feelings of parting. Still, sometimes such an awkward task must be faced. Just such a situation confronted me this weekend as I tried to write the Foreward to the Spring issue of Pegasus. Such problems are a constant factor in publishing. Whatever' s being written needs to fit not to the mood and events of the time that it's written but to those of when it shall be read. With a daily newspaper, the two are usually close enough that this doesn't present any problems. In a weekly paper like the Conglomerate it often gets a little tricky. Several times I've written a column, for example wondering if spring will ever get here, only to have con- ditions change drastically on me, so that by the time the column comes outthe temperature's up in the 90' s and winter seems too years ago. The problem was even worse this weekend when I had to write that Foreward. Anticipating my feelings a month and more away proved to be an elusive task as hard as chasing any desert mirage or rainbow gold. To make matters worse, the work which I must eventually say farewell to is now only just beginning. Only the easy work, collecting and reviewing the submissions, lies behind us, the Pegasus staff. Ahead lies all the technical work. The pieces we eventually accep- ted must now be redone in the typeface we chose for this issue. Everything must be proofread. Several times. And everything ends up needing corrections. Then we review everything to see what goes best with what, which pieces look or sound good to- gether, which do not. Piece by piece each page must be assem- bled - first a rough draft, then a final draft, just like writing the pieces. Then the individual pages must be ordered, first in pairs, then the pairs put in the final order. Only then can the magazine be printed. And of course the entire process is fraught full of knock down bloody nose tooth and claw type "discussions" con- cerning everything from whether a certain piece should be accepted, to which poem should go on the same page as someone's favourite photograph to what color the paper, the ink, even the staples should be. And only, hopefully, then does it end. Though usually there're still more problems to be dealt with before you get to read it at long last. With all this yet to go, is it any wonder that saying a tender and fond farewell some- time in May does not exactly fit my feelings at the moment? The Centenary Conglomerate Leigh Weeks Bonnie Brown Co- Editors Business Manager Lynette Potter Managing Editor Craig Coleman News Editor Jackie Pope Features Editor Bess Robinson Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann Sports Editor . Kim Staman Layout Editor Lisa Illing Layout staff. Bonnie Brown, Leigh Weeks, Kim Staman, Mickey Zemann Advertising Manager Graham Bateman Photographers Chris Murphy, Bob Thomas Rick Anders, Bonnie Brown < olumnists Alan Irvine, Betsy Camp, Larry Morse, Tina Haekett, Jenny Loep Ke porters Pierre Bellegarde, Alyce Boudreaux, Veronica Amels, David Inman, Melonie Raiehel, Emily Canter, Clay Robertson Advisor Janie Flournoy Printer* Pied-Typer Printing Company The Centenary Conglomerate is written and edited by the students of Centenary ( ollege, 291 1 Centenary Blvd., Shreyeport, I-A, 7 1 134-0188. The views presented are t hose of t he si aff and the students and do not necessarily reflect administ rat ion policies of the college. The Centenary C onglomerate is published weekly except for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and examination periods. Subscription price is $9 per year. The Centenary Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editors and other con- tributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence received and reject any and all contributions. Contributions become the property of The Centenary C onglomerate. Letters must be accompanied with name. Deadline for copy is Monday, 1 p.m. The ( onglomerate requests that all contributions be typed, double-spaced. Louisiana college students can't be required to disclose whether they've registered for the draft as a condition of receiving financial aid, the American Civil Liberties Union of Louisiana no- tified university presidents today. In a memorandum sent to all presidents of colleges and uni- versities in Louisiana, the ACLU cited a March 9 order by a United States judge in Minnesota halting implementation of a federal law cutting off aid to students who have not registered for the draft "The injunction applies jbo colleges in Louisiana and through- out the nation and prevents them from requiring students to answer FRANKLY SPEAKING questions pertaining to draft re- gistration on financial aid forms," said William P. Quigley, Louisi- ana ACLU General Counsel. The judge's order in the ACLU suit in Minnesota struck down the law because it requires students to incriminate themselves in vi- olation of the Fifth Amendment. The judge also said the law vi- olated the constitutional ban on bills of attainder (laws that im- pose punishment without provi- ding for the protections of a judicial proceeding). "We urge college administra- tors and students throughout the state to seek our assistance in ensuring that the judge's order is phil frank complied with," Quigley said. Martha Kegel, executive direc- tor of the Louisiana ACLU, said, "The student aid cutoff law amounted to a witchhunt - an attempt to discredit and penalize conscientious objectors without due process of law." THATjr W UlG Pit rv» Af*Air> jm ' HOT 7HB ?lAY80i f AOtttfCAPMBR vine's takins rwrros ch Monday, May 23 Ml (8:20) T3 (12:35) M6 (2:00) M9 (6:30) *

  Tuesday, May 24 M2 (9:20) M4 (11:20) M7 (3:00) T7 (7 PM) Wednesday, May 25 M3 (10:20) T4 (2:00) M8 (4:30) EXAM TIME 8:30 - 11:00 2:00 - 4:30 6:00 - 8:30 PM 8:30 - 11:00 12:00 - 2:30 3:00 - 5:30 8:30 - 11:00 12:30 - 3:00 3:30 - 6:00 6:30 - 9:00 PM 8:30 - 11:00 12:30 - 3:00 3:30 - 6:00 6:30 - 9:00 PM 8:30 - 11:00 2:00 - 4:30 6:00 - 8:30 PM NOTE Exam times on Mon. & Tues. differ from those on other days. Students scheduled for 3 exams on the same day may arrange to take one of them at different time convenient to them and the professors. Periods not listed: Select a time nearest a corresponding period (e.g., 5-8 M would select M8 or M9). When two courses are in the same period group (e.g., 5:30 Tu and anotRer at 5:30 Th), the exams can be scheduled at different late hours (T6 and/or T7.) OTHERWISE, NO EXAM MAY BE GIV- EN AT ANY TIME OTHER THAN THAT SCHEDULED EXCEPT BY EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE DEAN.

  If there are no students taking both Geol. 301 and 302, exams for these courses may both be given at M9; otherwise one should use M10. **Use for 7-10 M or W. T hursday, April 14, 1983 - THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Page 3 Greek Beat ZETA TAU ALPHA Birthday Greetings go out to Jennifer Hargrave and Donald Barnes (hope the gray hairs aren't getting too plentiful!) Congratu- lations to the new Theta Chi and Kappa Alpha initiates. We're all looking forward to Kappa Sig formal and MASH Party. Jill Cornish is our pledge of the year. We are proud to announce our two new big brothers, Phil and Rolla. Get well wishes are extended to Rhonda Cobb. Last weekend Margaret Shehee was elected Vice President of Area VI of the Southwestern Panhallenic Coun- cil (way to go!) We are proud to announce our new officers for '83- '84: President - Nancy Ann Knuc- kols Vice Pres. - Claire Weigand Director of Pledge Programming - Audrianna Grisham Recording Secretary Fox Historian - Reporter - Cass Hall
• Nancy Ritual Chairman - Nancy Panhellenic Delegate - Margaret Shehee. Theta Chi The Brothers and pledges of the Eta Pho chapter of Theta Chi Fraternity are both proud and pleased to announce the initiation of six new members. The are: Troy Cessna, Brad Davis, Chris Hirsch, Todd Keese, Scott Sexton and Lee Smith. They are all fine men who will continue to carry out the outstanding traditions of Theta Chi Thanks go out to Rotary Dorm for holding the arm wrestling tournament at the house. Congratulations go out the pledge Buseick's girlfriend Janet Stevens who won the women's division. Senate Minutes By Clay Robertson The Tuesday, April 12, 1983 meeting of the S.G.A. was called to order by President Greg Blackman at 11:10 am. The minutes of the previous Senate meeting were approved shortly thereafter, without objection. Tuesday, the Senate heard from its standing committees on Entertainment, and Elections, and its ad hoc Course Evaluation Committee. Entertainment Committee chairperson, Thurndotte Baughman, reported that this week's S.U.B. movie would be "MASH," and lead up to Saturday night's MASH Party. Diane Fowler, Elections Committee chairperson, announced that elections for Senate officers and the Judicial Board would be held May 2, and elections for senator on the 4th, with run-offs on the 3rd and 5th, respectively. Senator Ragland's Course Evaluation Committee reported that is was now starting to process the information necessary for its planned student course guide. Under "Old Business," Senator Carolyn Benham announced that 81 people had donated blood during the campus, blood drive and that Church Careers, had won the blood drive contest. The Senate also continued discussion on a possible change in the housing rules for next year. However, in the end, the Senate voted to drop the issue until next year. Under the heading of "New Business," the Senate heard a proposal from Senator Carolyn Benham concerning the alleviation of scheduling conflicts between the Student Activities department and other organizations. No decision was reached and the proposal was tabled until a later date. "The Camper's General Store" 1626 Barksdale Blvd. Donald L Huguley Bossier City, La. 71111 Nancy W. Huguley Phone 318/227-0308 WE HA VE ROCK PICKS Centenary Co-sponsors Visit The distinguished Spanish novelist Carmen Laforet will visit Shreveport under the joint spon- sorship of Centenary College and LSU-S. Winner of Spain's most pres- tigious literary prizes, Ms. Laforet will speak in Spanish on her work and the writing profession Mon- day, April 18, at 7:30 p.m. in Room 112 in the Business-Ed- ucation Building at LSU-S. The j lecture is open to the public. Ms. Laforet was born in Bar- celona and grew up in the Canary j Islands. She launched her writing career in 1944 at the age of 22 j with the publication of her novel, I Nada (Nothing.) Nothing portrays the mood and conditions of post civil-war Spain through the sen- sibility of an 18-year-old Barce- lona girl. Critics have highly praised the novel not only for its intrinsic merit but also for the central role its publications played in the regeneration of the Spanish novel in the post- civil war period. Other books by the nov- elist include The Island and the Devils, a collection of short stories; The Vocation, novelettes, and the novels, The New Woman and Sunstroke. This is the writers second lecture tour of the United States. Her first was in 1965 at the invi- tation of the State Department. It inspired Paralelo 35 (Parallel 35), a highly interesting account of her travels throughout the country. Ms. Laforet is the mother of five children and lives in Rome. Ms. Laforet will arrive in Shreveport on Monday at 4 p.m. and will leave Wednesday at 1:25 p.m. If you are interested in an interview, we will need to arrange for an interpreter (unless you speak Spanish!). For more infor- mation or to arrange for an in- terpreter, please contact Dr. Ar- nold Penuel, 869-2552, or Dr. Kerr Thompson, 797-5251. r WHAT'S COOKIN' Week of April 14-20 Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Lunch Beef stew with rice Taco rolls with chili Cornbread Cheeseburgers French fries Broccoli, rice, and ground meat casserole Tunafish, pimento cheese cold plates Potato chips Bean soup Chicken pot pie Roast beef au jus Rice with mushrooms Hot dogs Tater tots Braised beef livers Mashed potatoes with gravy Chicken chow mein over rice Rolls Chicken fried steak sandwiches Doritoes Hamburger pie with mashed potatoes Rolls Dinner Smoked sausage Hash browns Biscuits Open face turkey sandwiches Fried catfish French fries Hushpuppies Stuffed bell peppers Cabbage rolls in tomato sauce Glazed ham Yam patties Spaghetti with meatballs Garlic bread Chicken fried steak Submarine sandwich buffet Fried veggie sticks Steak fries Wenesday Grilled pork chops Cornbread dressing with gravy Smoked sausage with pinto beans and rice Cornbread Tacos NOTE: Thursday Lunch - Founder's Day picnic in the garden - Begin serving at 11:30 A.M. - Must have meal ticket to be served. STUDENT GUIDES NEEDED Centenary students who are interested in helping the Dean of Students Office as Student Guides for Fall Semester 1983 are asked to call 869-5117 and give us your name and summer address. You will be notified during the summer if selected and requested to return to campus on August 26, 1983. A special meeting will be held at 7 p.m. August 26, 1983 to brief the guides on their responsibilities and to give out T- Shirts. Guides should plan to spend most of Saturday, August 27 th, and Sunday, August 28th assisting in Orientation. If you have a conflicting activitu, please do not apply. If any students who will be taking Summer School, would like to help the Dean of Students office with Summer Orientation Program, Friday, June 17 and Saturday, June 18, please call 869-5110 and give your name to Joy Jeffers or Emily McWilliams. Papers, dissertations, thesis by word processor Quick, more flexible more professional each copy can be an original Permanent record possible. Call 227-8282 PBS 518 EAST WASHINGTON SHREVEPORT, LA. 71104 TELEPHONE (318)865-4394 / (318)868-0517 Mr. J's Restaurant Breakfast anytime Lunch specials Weekend all-u-can eat specials. Open 24 Hrs. (across from Cline) PEOPLE WHO CARE WHEN CARE IS NEEDED Hopci Medical! Group] ...for Women 221-5500 • Abortion • Unplanned Pregnancy Counseling • Free Pregnancy Testing • Birth Control Information • Speakers Bureau 210 Kings Highway Shreveport, LA 71 104 / / P age 4 - THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Thursday, April 14, 1983 Centenary Tours Russia. (Editor's note: In January, 1983, Dr. Royce Shaw, Chair- man of the Department of History and Political Science at Centenary College, and his wife, Dr. Joy Shaw, a specia- list in Russian Literature, took a group of 24 Centenary College students and alumni on a tour of the Soviet Union. The trip was such a success that Professor Shaw plans to organize another trip for August, 1983, and a longer tour for May, 1984. Anyone interested in obtaining further details may contact Professor Shaw at 869-5183 or 949-
• What follows is Dr. Joy Shaw's impressions of the col- lective experience of the group.) It is impossible for an American to be prepared for his first trip to the Soviet Union: The country is too full of surprises. No matter how many travelogues he has read, for example, the glory of Leningrad still comes as a kind of shock to him. The glittering needle spires of the Admiralty building and the Petropavlosk Cathedral, the faded grandeur of the Winter Palace, the celebrated poetry and romance of Nevsky Prospekt lay sudden siege to his senses. As sudden, too, is his discovery that many Leningrad- ers are not afraid to look a Wes- terner in the eye and tell him: "No, I don't believe in the teachings of the Communist party." Or "Our country's famous day care centers stulify a child's emotional and mental development." Or "My family and I are Believers; we celebrate Christmas." The closer the traveler gets to Moscow, the fewer of these sorts of astonishing revelations he is likely to hear; yet the seat of the Kremlin is not without its sur- prises, too. For one thing Moscow is in its own way as magnificent as Len- ingrad. Red Square, which liter- ally translated means "beautiful place," lives up to its advance Russian billing. The site of a most unlikely collection of buildings - Lenin's Tomb, the Historical Museum, GUM department store, and the unequaled St. Basil's Cathedral - Red Square is the mecca of pilgrims from every corner of the Soviet Union, and it teems with color and activity and human unpredictability. The un- expected occurs during that most solemn of ceremonies, the chan- ging of the tomb's honor guard: A Red Army soldier, supposed to be stiff at attention, leans over the chain barricade to flirt with a pretty Russian girl. No less amazing than Red Square is the Moscow subway system. Again, no American, for whom subway is very synonymous with underground horror, can be prepared for subway stations that resemble the interiors of Europe's most magnificent cathedrals. Everywhere eternal marble gleams. Crystal chandeliers daily shed their radiance on six million commuters who stream down the steep, swift escalators, scurry past the extraordinary bas reliefs and ornate mosaics which adorn the walls, and vanish into the waiting cars of trains which always run on time. The rushing horde leaves no trace of its recent passage: the station's marble pillars are clean of graffitti, its floors clear of litter. Emerging from the subway's caverns, the American traveler has a smaller but no less aston- ishing adventure. As a Red Army lorry rattles past him he whips out his camera to snap a photo of the five uniformed, sour-faced young recruits kneeling behind the tail- gate. They laugh and wave! For the American looking to do a little left-handed trading, Kiev holds perhaps the most pleasant surprise of all. There it is rela- tively easy to make contact wjth students who want to swap in- tricately embroidered Ukranian shirts, Finish knives, Red Army memorabilia, and fur hats for American jeans and t- shirts. They also want to talk about their country. Their English is ama- zingly good, considering they they learned it from listening to American rock music. And they are amazingly free-spoken: "We live in a golden cage - but it is a prison all the same." For the traveler whose tastes run more to old cemeteries, there are the winding catacombs of the Kiev-Pechersk Monastery. Here the cemetery's tenants are on display, the bones of the monks lying in recessed niches, the mum- mified bodies of the saints re- posing, gorgeously arrayed, in glass-topped coffins. Perhaps the greatest surprise is the intourist guide's attitude toward this place. ASHLEY'S AMOCO SERVICE PHONE 222-6005 3040 Ontenary Bfcrd. at Kinp Hfwy. SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA 71104 Remember To Pick up your Robe THE FOLLOWING TIMES ONLY!!! WEDNESDAY April 13 12:00 noon
• 4:00 p.m. and 6:00 p.m. -8:00 p.m. THURSDAY April 14 1:00 p.m. - 4:00 p.m. FRIDAY April 15 12:00 noon
• 4:00 p.m. MONDAY April 18 10:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. and 6:00 p.m. -8:00 p.m. TUESDAY April 19 10:00 a.m.- 12:00 noon and 1 :00 p.m. -4:00 p.m. WEDNESDAY April 20 10:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. and 6:00 p.m. -8:00 p.m. The American is requested to remove his hat and to maintain a respectful silence while in the catacombs. "It is the custom of our people," explains the guide. "The men buried here are holy." The shock of hearing the word- holy in Kiev is followed by an aftershock days later back in Leningrad. The American is vis- iting a hard currency store, Beriozka shop, in search of a few last- minute souvenirs. He looks up to see a handsome lacquered box, the painting on whose lid replicates an icon he saw in a cathedral inside the Kremlin: St. George triumphing over the dragon of evil. On a shelf just below is another item that seems jarringly out of place in a shop which specializes in bronze Lenin busts, stirring Lenin autobiogra- phies, and enameled Lenin pins. It is a skillfully carved creche, com- plete with the infant Jesus and an angel choir. The traveler knows then that he will return to the Soviet Union someday, to this remarkable land which has turned all of his expectations upside down and all of his experiences there to wonder. Dr. Joy F. Shaw SUB WEEK A SUCCESS By Clay Robertson Last month's SUB Week activi- ties raised an estimated $995 for the Student Union Building reno- vation fund, according to Assis- tant Student Activities Director David Otto. The week's chief money raiser was, of course, the, auction, which brought in $800. Other events made a combined total of $155: food fight-$60, the Faculty Follies-$50, and the trea- sure chest contest-$45. This success was due, Otto says, to greater student participa- tion. It is hoped that the success of this year's SUB Week is an indica- tion of a possible upswing of stu- dent involvement. As for the cost of SUB Week, Otto reported that expenses were actually less than the amount bud- geted in the student activities for the week- long event. Media Positions Available The Communications Commit- tee is accepting applications for x media staff positions for next year. Apply to Janie Flournoy in Hamil- ton Hall, or Dave Throgmorton in» room 25 B in the library basement. . Take Part In Making College Life What It Should Be Run for SGA Officer - Senator - Judicial Board POSITIONS SGA President, Vice-Presi- dent, Secretary, Treasurer SGA Senators - 3 seniors 3 juniors 3 sophomores Judicial Board Representatives 1 male and 1 female from each class. 1 representative-at-large QUALIFICATIONS 1 . Full-time student for '83- '84 term.
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  Elections - May 2 & 4 Contact Diane Fowler (865-1948) for Petitions. Petition Deadline - Friday April 22 Napoleon Byrdsong gives Jeff Buseick a fight before Jeff lakes him down. (Photo By: Bob Thomas) T hursday, April 14, 1983 - THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Page 5 Centenary Students "Hand- in- Hand" Rotary Dorm Council and the Theta Chi Fraternity sponsored the 1st annual Centanary Wrist Wrestling Championships on Fri- day, April 8. Jane Stenens won the women's under 140 division, and Debbie Krumrey won the wo- men's over 140 division. In the lightweight category (136-under) Shaun Calhoun beat Don Bernhardt for the title. In the middleweight (137-155) category, Jeff Buseick won the title after defeating Napolean Byrdsong and Tony Leo. Tony Leo advanced after an exciting match against Andy Nauarro. In the Light heavyweight cate- gory (156- 180 Todd Keesee easily defeated Gene Oaks and Malcolm Mcpherson en route to the title. The heavyweight category (181 and up) was by Sam St-phard. St- phare defeated Jeff Teter, Frank Jackson, and "Junior" Byles. The final between Sam and Junior was the longest match of the evening, lasting close to 1 minute. All in all it was an exciting night. Next Thursday, Centenary's Champs will face LSUS' Champs, at LSU- S, as part of their Spring Fling. This event will hopefully be- come an annual event, in conjunc- tion with LSU-S. Janet Stephens not letting Jeff be the only winner in the relationship beats Susan Gibson. (Photo By: Bob Thomas) SEETHE MOVIE FRIDAY APRIL 15 SUB 9:30 pm COME TO THE PARTY SATURDAY APRIL 16 at the GENERAL EXHIBIT BUILDING ON THE M*A*S*H gives a D*A*M*N LOUISIANA STATE FAIR GROUNDS FROM 2100 HOURS (9 pm) to 0100 HOURS (1 am) ENTERTAINMENT BY: 'TWLIGHT Pre-Registration For Fall '83 Underway Since students in the past have often had difficulty in finding faculty to section them during pre- registration, we are setting aside two afternoons exclusively devoted to sectioning students. The advising an sectioning sche- dules are as follows: ADVISING - April 11-22 (Students see their advisors to choose classes for the fall, but not the section.) SECTIONING (Students are placed in sections of the classes they have chosen in consultation with their advisors.) Seniors: April 15 2-4 p.m. Juniors: April 15 3-4 p.m. Sophomores: April 22 2-4 p.m. Freshmen: April 22 3-4 p.m. Students may be sectioned after their period, BUT NOT After sectioning, the student turns the class schedule form into the Registrar in the lobby of Hamilton Hall. More detailed instruction to be found on the front of the official Schedule of Classes, which should be avail- able in the Registrar's Office after April 8. Department chairmen should arrange with their staff to handle adequately the demands of sec- tioning on the dates mentioned above. To avoid long lines and overburdening the sectioner, it is suggested that courses be divided among the staff (e.g., one faculty member for the beginning cour- ses, another for more advanced, etc.), with appropriate signs to the students where the sectioner may be found. FREE, FREE, FREE The styles of Film class is winding up the spring semester with four great vintage films. The schedule is as follows: April 19 Seven Samurai (Kurosawa, 1954) April 26 The Seventh Seal (Bergman, 1957) May 3 The 400 Blows (Truffaut, 1959) May 10 m (Fellini, 1963) All screenings will be on Tuesday evenings at 7:30 p.m. in Mickle Hall 114. There is an admission fee of $1.00 for Centenary students; non-students are charged $2.00. P age 6 - THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Thursday, April 14, 1983 "My Sister In This House" Benefit Performance... April 16 MY SISTER IN THIS HOUSE has been selected as one of seven productions to be presented in the American College Theatre Festival at the Terrace Theatre at The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washing- ton, D.C. on the 20th of April. A benefit performance will be presented at the Marjorie Lyons Playhouse at 8 p.m. on Saturday, April 16. This performance is being presented to make it pos- sible for anyone interested who missed the original run in Octo- ber, before "My Sister In This House" was selected on the State level to be performed at the Re- gional Level in Fort Worth in January. Proceeds from this pro- duction will be used to help defray the cost of taking the show to Washington, D.C. ALL SEATS are $10.00 or a contribution. Re- servations may be made by calling 869-5242 between 1 and 5 p.m. after April 1 1 when the Box Office opens. MY SISTER IN THIS HOUSE is a play of stunning force - lean, balanced and seductive, part psychological study and part thriller. Based on the same 1933 French murder case that inspired Jean Genet's THE MAIDS, it centers on the lives of Lea and Christine, two servant sisters at- tached to the Danzards house- hold. The Danzards, mother and daughter, are models of petit bourgeois idleness and severity, while the sisters are psycholo- gical, if not actual, prisoners in their stifling, hermetically en- closed world. Under the suffocating weight of the Danzards' authority, cramped in dark attic living quarters, and cut off from any communication with their employers by the rigid lines of calss distinction, Lea and Christine have only each other. Lea, who enters service at 16, comes to depend on Christine almost totally. Christine is at once jealous of and in love with Lea's innocent, sensual beauty. As the play gathers momentum, the atmosphere becomes tense, then explosive. The sisters are driven into a very close relation- ship, to survive, and the Danzards
• sexually iner, obsessed with order and locked in the prison of their own futility - begin to inflict even more cruelty on their maids. With masterful control, playwright Wendy Kesselman builds a pres- sure-cooker atmosphere that can have only one release - a sudden, stunning explosion of emotion and violence that pulls together the carefully developed elements of this brilliant and powerful psychodrama. MY SISTER IN THIS HOUSE features two of Centenary s' out- standing actresses, Cynthia Haw- kins and Cara Derrick. Introduces actress Lisa Chaisson, and unites them with one of Shreveports finest actresses, Anna Chappell. Directed by Robert R. Buseick, with costumes by Patric McWilliams, Lights by Julie Ed- wards, Lee Ellen Holloway as Technical Director and original music by Lee Morgan. Connie Manning fills out necessary forms before donating blood. (Photo By: Bob Thomas) gecoi nary fackj laye ei a par infon es. Vana early Vai Frant ment as the Bearc theN Jac from every his tl namec inl98 all-toi team's Jac! scorin 24.0 p e icksc ly A Brad Lyons was one of 81 Centenary Students who donated blood during the campus blood drive. (Photo By: Bob Thomas) Jars Royale Reds —Wants You— Mon.-Wed. 25$ Reeb 3044 Youree 868-3249 -CALL FOR DIRECTIONS- Spar Planatarium Are there beings on oth planets who scan the heavens, wondering if they are alone? This is the subject of "The Loneliness Factor", the new Star Program d the Spar Planatarium on the Louisiana State Fairgrounds. Joio the search for life beyond the earth Friday nights at 6:00 and 7:30 p.m. on Saturdays and Sun- days at 1:30, 3:00 and 4:30 p> Tickets are $2.00 for adults and $1.00 for children under 13. Job Perspectives Brian Richey, Regional Con

  missioner for the Bureau of Lab<> r Statistics, Department of Labo'- will give a talk Tuesday, April at 1 p.m. in Mickle Hall 114 « ! Centenary College on PerspectW on the Recession and Unernpl°? ment The lecture is free and op eI1 to the public. For more information, conta Johnnie Linn, instructor of e| nomics, 869-5186. EF C CE C M CBi Ac: 5PH 5:3 D Pa T hursday, April 14, 1983 - THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Page 7 Jackson TAAC Player of the Year SHREVEPORT, LA. - For the llgecond consecutive year Cente- nary College's star forward Willie JJackson has been named the Jwyer of the Year in the Trans 1 American Athletic Conference by a panel of sports writers, sports information directors, and coach- es. TAAC commissioner Bob Vanatta made the announcement early Friday morning. Vanatta also announced that. Frank Kerns of TAAC tourna- ment champion Georgia Southern as the Coach of the Year and Craig Beard of Samford University as the Newcomer of the Year. Jackson, a 6-6, 200-pounder, from Heflin, La., has captured every honor the TAAC gives out in his three-year career. He was named the Newcomer of the Year in 1981 , and he was named to the all- tournament and all- conference flteam's the last three years. Jackson led the TAAC in both scoring and rebounding averaging i.O points and 9.3 rebounds per ae this year. Even though [ackson was not mentioned on limy All- American teams he still free throw percentage ig .767 percent of his free ows. Jack was instrumental in the nts' stretch run towards the

  ^{C tournament championship he singlehandedly won the cer game when he hit a 14- t jumper with four seconds left I he made' both ends of a one- l-one with eight seconds left to at Samford in double over- in the final regular season ne. He also scored 35 points, a career-high, in the semi- ds of the TAAC tournament in j& 88-83 doss to league-leading Arkansas- Little Rock who finish- ed the year with a 26-4 record. The question is how good is Jackson? Well, against the top competition in the country he graded about an A±. He scored 14 points and grabbed eight re- bounds against the University of Arkansas despite only playing 22 minutes, he scored 29 points and grabbed five rebounds against nationally ranked Oklahoma State in a game where the Gents led for the first 30 minutes before losing 78-65, and he scored 30 points and grabbed seven re- bounds against SMU in Dallas where the Gents led the entire game until the Mustangs hit two free throws with one second left for a 76-75 victory. He has scored 1,872 career points and hauled in 768 career rebounds in his three- year stay at Centenary. He will probably exit as the school's all-time scoring leader ahead of Robert Parish, a star center for the Boston Celtics. Parish ranks first on the all-time list with 2,334 career points. Jackson needs 462 points to pass Parish. Jackson will also exit with over 1,000 rebounds, second only to Parish with 1,820 rebounds. The Heflin native is proud of his TAAC honor but hopes to gain some national recognition by qualifying for the summer games being coached" by Dean Smith of North Carolina. "It's an honor to be selected as the TAAC Player of the Year, but I am more disap- pointed that I did not make at least honorable mention All- Am- erican. If they will just give me a chance to prove myself. I don't know what else I have to do." )lood WILLIE'S CAREER STATS G-GS FGM-FGA PCT FTM-FTA PCT PF-DI ASST REB-AVG PTS-AVG 86-86 735-1430 .514 402-562 .715 313-20 126 768-8.9 1,872-21.5 otheiffc ivens, •This liness am i the ;. Join i the ) am Surf i p> s and S Cotf' Labor ,abor« ril 1* 14 & { nplof lop* onta< THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH AT CENTENARY COLLEGE Herndon Canterbury House Woodlawn Avenue at Wilkinson Street (Behind KA House and Across from Playhouse) WEDNESDAYS 5PM— Holy Communion 5:30 PM— Free Supper Dan Mann, Resident Father Paul, Chaplain 865-0466 ARE WELCOME! Happy Birthday Kim More Honors for Athletes as well as Coach Three outstanding Centenary College athletes (Jill Brown, Jennifer Forshee, and Willie Jackson) and one coach (Vannie Edwards) will be honored by the Governor's Council on Physical Fitness and Sports at a noon Gents Club luncheon today in the south cafeteria on the Centenary campus. Christian Sparks, the Execu- tive Director from Baton Rouge will present each recipient with a certifcate of achievement at the noon luncheon. This will be the final Gents Club meeting for the 1982-83 season and each head coach will be present to give a review of their season. "We certainly feel the young athletes and coach of Centenary are deserving of this award," Sparks said from his home in Baton Rouge. "I feel this oppor- tunity to present these awards to these fine men and women who have devoted a lot to their sport to the state of Louisiana a real honor." Brown and Forshee earned All- American honors at the NAIA National Gymnastics Champion- ship and became the first four- time All- Americans in Centenary history and the first four- time All- Americans in either the NCAA or the NAIA Brown earned Ail- American honors on bars with a Ladies Resume Tennis Play The women's. tennis team re- sumed play this past week after a 22-day layoff. The Ladies were rained out their April 6 match against Louisiana Tech and lost their next two matches 1-8 and 3- 6 to Tyler Junior College and Tulane University respectfully. Of his Ladies Coach Jimmy Harrison said," Our strong point is our depth this year. We have eight capable players who can play at any time. You need at least eight players because with class schedules and injuries you never know when you are going to need them." Missy Moore, the Ladies No. 4 player in the fall, is a perfect example. Moore missed the first four matches because of class conflicts and has het to return to the No. 4 position because of the outstanding play of 5'10" transfer Sandy MacMillian. MacMillian is 4-6 on the year at the No. 4 position. "MacMillian has done a good job but Moore might be able to step back in the No. 4 spot," Harrison said about his senior netter. "Missy is a senior and she has the experience," Harrison added. "She had a 10-6 doubles record last year and she has been to the national tournament three straight year." The NAIA national office in- formed Coach Harrison that they will be playing Springhill College for the regional championships which will be played April 28 at Jackson, Miss., at the site of the NAIA men's tournament The Ladies have been named the best team in Louisiana. Gents Club Sponsors Fund Raiser If you haven't made plans yet for April 29 you might want to plan to spend "A Country Eve- ning with the Centenary Ladies and Gents." The Gents Club is sponsoring the event as a fund raising project The evening will begin at 7:30 with a BBQ dinner and be fol- lowed by a country- we stern dance with music provided by the Real McCoys. Fifty cent erbe and $1.00 bar drinks will be served. cleaners} 127 K. Kings High-way Shreveport, Louisiana 71 104 868-JV417 During band breaks items do- nated by local merchants will be auctioned off. A mo-ped, 14K gold jewelry, dinners, a gas grill, wes- tern wear, and a season box at Louisiana Downs are among the items to be auctioned off. A raffle for smaller items will be held during bank breaks. The dinner and dance will be held at the American Legion Hall on Lake Shore Drive. Tickets are $10 per person and may be pur- chased at the Gold Dome. For more information call auction co- ordinator Julia Van Tiem at 869-
• 17.15 two day total and Forshee in the all-around finishing third with a score of 34.65. Edwards, Centenary's outstan- ding gymnastics coach, is adding yet another accolade to his list of accomplishments. The four- time Olympic coach has produced four National Gymnastics Champion- ships and he has been the main force in the Ladies success. The Ladies finished second this year. Jackson, Centenary's Mr. Ev- erything in basketball, was the 10th leading scorer in the nation averaging 24.0 points per game. It marked his second top ten finish. He finished sixth last year. Volleyball Season In Full Swing The Centenary volleyball team opened it's 1983 season this past weekend as it traveled to the University of Alabama- Birming- ham to compete in a seven team tournament Friday in single round- robin play the co-ed team lost to Univ. of Alabama, Hardin- Simmons, and Mercer, and defeated Univ. of Arkansa-Little Rock, and Stet- son. Saturday the team lost two straight matches to Univ. of Alabama and Univ. of Arkansas which ended the tournament for Centenary. In the final standings Centenary finished in fifth place. The team will travel to Hardin- Simmons April 15 to compete in 1 1 matches there. Team members inlcude Kenny Gele, Bo Mangum, Walace Rob- ertson, Todd Jarrel, Matt Imes, David Nelson, David Lawrence, Jenelle Deprez, Debbie Brown, Rick Lange, and Pierre Belle- garde. S ATURDAY, APRIL 16 BASEBALL DOUBLEHEADER Northwestern State at Natchito- ches, La., at 1 p.m. MEN'S TEN- NIS: Northeast Louisiana at Monroe, La., at 2 p.m. SUNDAY, APRIL 17 WOMEN'S TENNIS: University of New Orleans at Centenary Courts at 1 0,, Your memory is like a computer. GARBAGE IN - GARBAGE OUT. Learn how to program the world's greatest computer - your mind through SUPERIOR MEMORY SYSTEMS. Classes held on Monday Nights. Limited seating. For reservations call: 865-8634. SSnmE Save a Life Today Blood Plasma Needed Cash Paid Donors Fees Increased A, B, AB $8 first donation/week $10 second donation/ week $4 first donation/week $5 second donation/week Bio Blood Components 802 Travis 222-3108 OPEN 7:30-3:30 Mon.-Fri. iiiittlfffl,,,, roxclmoor « Dr. Webb *

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  4u GL®BE TRz^EL STUDIOS, INC. Marjorie mf l L Lyons I m Playhouse Dear Centenary Community, The Subweek Auction was a great suc- cess! We raised over $700 for the SUB Fund. All of us in the Stu- dents Activities Office would like to thank those merchants and staff who made it possible. Sincerely, Carolyn Benham Subweek Auction Chairperson Meadows Museaum KOBEKTS CARPET COMPANY Porter's Cleaners NiebealHay* PHOTO SUPPLY Chateau Motor Hotel and Best Western Regency Sheraton- Bossier Inn Emily McWiUiams r 1 j High Cotton J ran s xcsucncE Pierotti to Bring Real World to Centenary Centenary's 23 rd Woodrow Wilson Visiting Fellow will be Mrs. J ane Pierotti, Vice Presi- dent, Hotel Group Human Re- sources for Holiday Inns, Inc., in Memphis, Tenn. She will be on campus April 24-30 to bring the "real world" to the "ivory tower". Her visit is made possible by a grant from the Gannet Newspaper Foundation. As the first female officer of Holiday Inns, she is responsible for installing and administering systems to provide a continuity of management talent through four basic processes: planning, assess- ment, development, and succes- sion. Mrs. Pierotti joined Holiday Inns, Inc., in 1979 as a project consultant and was named vice president of Marketing for the Product Services Division in
• Recently, Mrs. Pierotti was selected along with 14 leaders from business and public service as a Woodrow Wilson Fellow. She was chosen for the fellowship on the basis of her professional in- terests and expertise. Her grow- ing interest in the education of tomorrow's business leaders is reflected in her numerous speak- ing engagements on college cam- puses and in her participation as Executive-in-Residence at the University of Tennessee. Prior to joining Holiday Inns, Mrs. Pierotti was with the IBM Corporation's Office Products Division, where she held a variety of sales and marketing positions including Marketing Manager, Branch Manager, Assistant to the President, and National Sales Manger- Memory Products. Mrs. Pierotti graduated in 1964 with a B.F.A. degree from the University of Southern California. While at Centenary, she will meet classes and make public lectures on a variety of topics including: Choices- Management Changes and the Challenge of Today; Your Career Depends on People; Determinants of Success; Applying Marketing Strategy to Real Life Situations, and Ten Trends and How They Will Affect You. For more information on Mrs. Pierotti' s visit, please contact Janie Flournoy, 869-5103. Her schedule of classes and public lectures will be available next week. A Country Evening with the Centenary Ladies and Gents' ' On April 29, 1983 from 7:30 pm to 1 1 pm at the American Legion Hall on Cross Lake, the Cente- nary Athletic Department will sponsor its third annual aucion. "This year's theme will be a country and western one and we're calling it a Country Evening with the Centenary Ladies and Gents." according to Julia Van- Tiem Auction Coordinator. A r barbeque dinner will begin the evening followed by a country western dance to the music of the KRMD Real McCoys. During the band's breaks, we will continue the festivities with an auction under the direction of Master Auctioneer, Jack Dillard. Tickets to the event are $10.00 each and can be purchased at the Cente- nary Gold Dome or by calling 869-
• Auction items this year include 14K gold jewelry, western wear, an ArkLa Gas Grill with its butane tank, a customized automobile polish job courtesy of Gem Polishing Systems, an aerial sight- seeing tour of Shreveport, Carpet and Drapery Cleaning Services from Porter's and much more. "We are making the auction a bit more down to earth this year by acquiring items that are easier to bid on." said Miss VanTiem. Just as everything else, the cost of an athletic program is ever increasing. So, we all get together and raise the money in any way we can. It just takes a bit of ima- gination, elbow grease and gen- erosity on the part of the folks wp ask for help. Go Gents! Centenary Cheerleader try-outs will be held Thursday, April 21 in the shell, at 5:30. Students are urged to attend and select the 1983-84 squad. RAH! Dean Advises Be Safe - Not Sorry By Emily Cantor He calls it his "Annual De- fensive Thinking Sermonette." Dean of Centenary College Dick Anders wishes to remind students that in spring a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love, but unfortunately, an undesireable element still remains. Crime is on the upswing this time of year. "That is why it is especially important to be cautious," Anders warns. As early as spring break, tran- sients were found on Centenary's campus, and only last week a tire was stolen from a care in Hardin parking lot in broad daylight. These incidents are reminders that even though the warm weather is conducive to relaxa- tion, students should not let their guards down where personal safety is concerned. Most of the criminal incidents occuring at Centenary do not happen in the central parking lots. Dean Anders explained that from 10 p.m. to 5 a,m., the security system is set up so that patrolmen are in the perimeter parking lots at every hour or within five min- utes of the hour. It would be a wise idea to plan parking lot arrival around this fact Anders had this advice con- cerning additional student safety at night:
• ) When travelling around campus it is important to have an escort. This is particularly appli- cable to females.
• ) Lock car doors and close windows.
• ) Before leaving or getting into your car, check your line of travel (from your building door to your car). Make sure the path is clear of suspicious persons.
• ) If anyone suspicious is seen around campus, notify proper authorities immediately. Resi- dent assistants, resident direc- tors, dorm monitors and patrol- men will be available to help. Media Positions Available The Communications Commit- tee is accepting applications for media staff positions for next year. Apply to Janie Flournoy in Hamil- ton Hall, or Dave Throgmorton in room 25 B in the library basement Page 2 - TH E CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Thursday, April 21, 1983 Firebreaks: The Soviet View FRANKLY SPEAKING phil frank By J. Alan Irvine 21 US Marines dead. Pakistan firing 20 kiloton warning shots at India. And these represent the cooler spots of April, 1988. Or so the situation ended up in Sun- day's session of Firebreaks. The students gathered at LSUS Sunday afternoon for sessions 2 & 3 of Firebreaks, the Ground Zerc recreation of international con- frontation and nuclear conflict, found the world situation of 1988 growing increasingly unstable. At the end of the first session the leaders of both the US and the USSR ignored the advice of their advisory councils (the players) and responded to the developing crises with typical hard line ma- nuevers. The US sent 3000 Ma- rines into Honduras to counter the 5000 Cubans in Nicaragua. The USSR aided the embattled pro- Soviet government in Yugo- slavia by quarantining the coun- try, trying to cut off US arm shipments ot anti- government forces in that country. We, the members of the Soviet council, soon found our quaren- . tine ineffective, secret arm ship- ments continued to pour into the rebel forces. The rebels in turn stepped up their subversive cam- paign, killing our ambassador in one of their terrorist assaults in Belgrade. Meanwhile, in East Germany, a pro-Western labor movement called Unity grew in- creasingly out of control. Demon- strations erupted across the coun- try. East German troops proved incapable of maintaining order. After debating the options pre- sented to us, the council reluc- tantly settled on a plan to block- ade Berlin wjhile sending 100,000 troops into Yugoslavia. We fully realized the value the west places on Berlin and anticipated the adverse affects closing it to the west would have, but we felt we had no other option Only a decisive, massive blow in Yugo- slavia stood any chance of suc- cessfully quelling the civil war and bringing peace to the land. Un- fortunately the General Secretary of the Party failed to see the wisdom in this and sent in a mere 10,000 troops, while ordering the arrest of Unity's leaders. The folly of this half-hearted response became apparent in session 3 when we learned that the fighting had continued and even intensified. An additional 30,000 troops had entered the fray only to be beaten back into Hungary. Open fighting erupted in East Germany, with several mutinous divisions of the East German army joining the rebels. Mean- while, in typically bullying fashion the US Navy tried to break through our naval quarentine of Yugoslavia When our forces fired a warning shot to halt the Am- erican force, their ships opened fire on us. In the resulting battle both sides lost several vessels and hundreds of men. Tension filled our briefing room as we examined the options be- fore us. The situation was obvi- ously rocketing out of control; our defensive alliance facing its se- verest test. Yet we were almost violently split as to how to regain control. One faction held out for offering a cease-fire, arguing that such an offer would buy us some time to consider the situation, counteract western propaganda about Soviet aggression, and force The Centenary Conglomerate Leigh Weeks Bonnie Brown Co- Editors Business Manager Lynette Potter Managing Editor Craig Coleman News Editor Jackie Pope Features Editor Bess Robinson Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann Sports Editor Kim Staman layout Editor Lisa Illing Layout staff. 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I he Centenary Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editors and other con- tributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence received and reject any and all contribution*. Contributions become the property of The Centenary Conglomerate. Letters must be accompanied with name. Deadline for copy is Monday. 1 p.m. The Conglomerate requests that all contributions, be typed, double-spared. the US into the role of the ag- gressor. The other group vehe- mently disagreed, claiming that any sign of weakness would only encourage the rebels in both countries. Instead we should pull back from the sea war while si- multaneously sending 100,000 troops into Yugoslavia, thus crushing the civil war, warning the East German subversives that we will act to preserve our alliance, to protect our allies. Although the council finally settled for the cease-fire, the General Secretary opted for the second option. The Americans responded in kind. As of now, events stand thusly, both powers scared, both trap- ped. On the Soviet side, we can not back down without irrevoc- kable damage to ouf international standing, possibly leading to the destruction of our defensive al- liance. Events push us closer to all out war in Europe which could possibly provoke the Americans into committing their nuclear arsenal to the battle. Next Sunday afternoon we will find out. TtffS 15 OOk STUDBHT AlAMA CLOCK,. DF£)GAmZ> FPfc THfe MDEftSRAO WO UATBS TO GBT UP fCd 7WDSE B/iRV{ MoZNWG CLA$$E$:~IT HAS A SlLShtr AlARM. © CREATIVE MEDIA SERVICES Box 5955 Berkeley, CA 94705 From the Wizard's Kettle Note: The following is yet another report from the intre- pid explorer lurking some- where in our midst. The natives of this land are youth oriented to an extreme. As summer approaches I am uncov- ering more and more indications of some gruesome ceremony coming up in which they purge their tribe of its eldest members. I previously missed this geron- ticidal element of their society because I assumed only one tribe of people inhabited the land. Apparently I was rather drasti- cally mistaken. Two distinct tribes inhabit the land. The smaller tribe, composed of much older people, inhabited the land first and erected most of the structures, established a definite, thriving culture. The other tribe migrated in from wide-flung, out- lying areas. Although possessing a much more primitive culture, this second tribe eventually over- whelmed the other through sheer numbers and youthful vigor (the median age of this tribe being considerably lower than that of the elder tribe.) However, once they came into control over the land, the second, younger, tribe did not fully de- stroy or chase out the elder tribe. They did push them out of the most developed, richest land, but allowed them to remain in the barren hinterlands. But with their superior culture and knowledge, the elder tribe eventually elevated itself from a vanquished lower class to the status of demi-gods and mystic wizards.(Such a de- velopment is not without parallels in other societies. For example, the Irish myths about the various waves of migration into Ireland.) I mentioned in an earlier report that the natives live in strictly separated, single sex clans. Ap- parently the elder tribe dictated this situation, using their position as demi-gods to enforce it, in an attempt to prevent their con- querers from breeding; undoubt- edly hoping that they'd eventually grow weak enough to be over- thrown. The practice of recruiting new tribal members from the out- lying barbarians described in my last report thus evolved as a means of getting around this ploy. The younger tribe recognized that one of their main strengths against the elder tribe lay in the fact that their members were younger and stronger than those of the elder tribe. This, coupled with an understandable distrust of older people led to the current state of affairs where, after living with the tribe for a certain amount of years, usually four, tribesmen are judged to be too old to con- tinue to live as part of the nation. Growing old and feeble, they now endanger the tribe. The elder tribe, realizing that this yearly culling of the ranks keeps the younger tribe from growing dan- gerously large actively encour- ages, even officiates at the cere- mony in their role as demi-gods. The ceremony itself reeks with symbolism of death and banish- ment Those judged too old march into the bottom of the great arena where the tribe fights its battles. Herded onto this battlefield, the excommunicants find themselves ringed with hostile tribesmen Clad in long gowns, black like grave sheets, they must silently submit to the dictates of the armed marshalls who lead them. One by one they approach the dias upon which the lords of the older tribe sit in judgement, stand alone before the wrath of the gods, and recieve the proclamation of doom, signed by the king of the elder tribe himself. At the ceremony's end, they march silent away, into the dark caverns beneath the arena. Here, presumably they are either executed or sent directly into the barbarian lands, for it is rare that they are ever seen again by any of the tribes. Centenary Honor Court The Centenary Honor Court is now accepting applications for tb* 1983-1984 court. Students interested in becoming a member ot nominating another student, should submit an application to any present member or to the advisor, Dr. Seidler or Dr. Shepherd- Applications should be received no later than April 26. Since spring break, the Honor Court has met five times, finding seven guilty and eight not guilty. Amuse Yourself with the Clio's Thursday, April 21, 1983 - THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Page 3 mm By Leigh Weeks Co-Editor A muse from Greek mythology and a pink computer card are practically best friends. That is, on Wednesday, April 27, one will work for the benefit of the other. Clio, which means the pro- claimed glorifier, and celebrator of history and accomplishment, is one of the nine muses from Greek mythology. In the world of ad- vertising, the Clio's are among the most prestigious awards. The annual festival, honoring the best advertisements in radio, televi- sion and print, both within the United States and abroad was begun in 1960 by Wallace A. Ross. Then, the presentations were nothing more than a simple lun- cheon. Today, however, the event is a gala ball staged in New York, and hosts at least 1000 attendees each year. Centenary's gala presentation of the Clio's will be held in Kilpatrick Auditorium, minus, of with iish- arch rena ties. , the lves nen. like mtly the hem. dias rider ilone and oom, rider W into the y are ectly ■it is igaifl course, the lavish food and spirits. And Centenary's showing will only focus on the television ad- vertisements that captured awards. Students will not only be able to view the 1982 Clio award winners, but also the commercials which were recognized in 1971. It is perhaps accurate to say that the majority of the audience will be freshmen or transfer students, each bearing a pink computer card. In other words, this showing of the best com- mercials on television is a cultural perspectives event It is a de- sirable alternative to a Sunday afternoon at the opera or sleeping through a film that flashes English subtitles. The Clio's feature the commercials you sing along 'to, laugh to, reflect upon and they even offer a few that you love to hate. This presentation is much more than CP. credit. It is an opportunity for student s, as tele- vision viewers, to see the adver- tisements that are considered to be the best in categories such as design, content, and message. Bill Carter, head of Shreve- port's Carter Advertising Agency, and the instructor of Centenary's Advertising and the Practice of Marketing class, hopes the show- ing of the Clio's will become a regularly scheduled event that will draw a large crowd. To help generate interest in Wednesday night's 7 p.m. showing, he has assigned his advertising students a special project; promote the Clio's, in any way imaginable. CP. students are at definite advantage. The Clio presentation comes at an opportune time; late in the semester when academic weariness has set in and the general concensus concerning pink computer cards is, "If only I can turn 10 cards in by the end of the term." Non-CP. students are more than welcome. The Clio's are a refreshing study break as well as an informative presentation of one of the world's oldest pro- fessions. What's Cookin' For the week of April 21-27 LUNCH DINNER Thursday FOUNDERS DAY PICNIC Bacon, Lettuce, and tomato Fried chicken sandwiches Baked ham tray with Spaghetti with meatballs all the trimmings Crumley Gardens 11:30-1:30 Glazed ham with fruit sauce Friday Sea dogs French fries Chicken chow mein on chow mein noodles Broccoli and rice Saturday Salisbury steak with grilled Cheeseburgers onions Tater tots Mashed potatoes Stuffed bell peppers Ravioli Sunday Roast pork Bread dressing and gravy Monday Nachos Chicken fried steaks Meatballs with brown Mashed potatoes and gravy gravy Spanish noodle casserole the r ot any tard- THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH AT CENTENARY COLLEGE The Herndon Canterbury House Woodlawn Avenue at Wilkinson Street (Behind KA House and Across from Playhouse) , WEDNESDAYS 5 PM— Holy Communion 5:30 PM— Free Supper Dan Mann, Resident Father Paul, Chaplain 865-0466 ^^tL ARE WELCOME! FOR LIVE-IN— LOVERS Love wounds always leave scars, poets say. For when live-in-lovers call it a day, They often overlook the emotional cost. Tis sad for both have loved and lost. —Maurice Ellington ASHLEY'S AMOCO SERVICE PHONE 222-6005 3040 Centenary Blvd. at Kings Hgwy. SHREVEP0RT, LOUISIANA 71104 PBS 518 EAST WASHINGTON SHREVEPORT, LA. 71104 TELEPHONE (318)865-4394 / (318)868-0S1 7 Is it Spring? Rose Garden workers bundle up against surprisingly brisk weather that has settled in for a few days on Centenary's campus. (Photo by Bob Thomas). Senate Minutes by Clay Robertson The Tuesday, April 19 meeting of the S.G. A. was called to order by President Greg Blackman at 11:13 a.m. The minutes of the previous meeting were approved without objection, and there were no officer reports. Tuesday, the Senate heard from its standing committees on En- tertainment and on the calendar, and its ad hoc Course Evaluation Committee. Entertainment Committee chairperson, Thurndotte Baughman announced that this week's S.U.B. movie would be "The Candidate," starring Robert Redford, and also reported that M.! .S.H. Party was a success, but no figures were available concerning its cost. Student Activities Director Kathy Turnpr reported that several people had made inquiries concerning doing next year's calendar. Senator Mike Ragland, of the Course Evaluation Committee, announced that "the main work has been done," but he was unable to reply when asked about the cost of the project. As there was nothing to be considered under "Old Business," the Senate proceeded directly to "New Business." The Senate discussed the Ed.-Pol. Committee s decision concerning changes in the Spring holiday schedule. Under the new plan, the Mardi Gras holiday would be encompassed by an earlier Spring Break, and the Easter holiday would be shortened to four days. The April 19, 198,'] meeting of the Student Government Association was adjourned at 11:30 a.m. Camp Counselors, Lifeguards, WSI's Seven weeks employment, $55-100/wk. plus room and board. Camp located near Ruston, LA. For application call: 318-221-8473, or 318-868-1560. P age 4 - THfl l&IYl CUINULUMUjKA 1 & - Thursday, April Zl, Around Campus Greek Beat- Happy Birthday! A founder's Day Convocation, commemorating the 158th birth- day of the College, will be held in Brown Memorial Chapel at 11:10 a.m. Thursday, April 21. 1951 Centenary graduate and profes- sor of Religion at Baylor Dr. Glenn
• Hilburn will speak. Dr. Hilburn is serving a third term as presi- dent of the Omicron Delta Kappa, a national honorary leadership society. Immediately following the convocation, a picnic lunch will be served in Crumley Gar- dens. Everyone is invited to enjoy the celebrations and to share this meaningful occasion. A Country Evening It's Fun(D) time again!! With a taste of Country and Western the Athletic Department's third an- nual auction will feature "A Country Evening With the Cen- tenary Ladies and Gents" on Friday, April 29, at the American Legion Hall-Lowe McFarland Post 14 on South Lakeshore Drive from 7:30 - 11:30 p.m. The evening includes a barbeque din- ner, spirits, dancing to the music of the KRMD Real McCoys, an auction every 45 minutes, door prizes and prizes for the best His and Her Western costumes. The entire evening costs a mere $10 per ticket, but for faculty, administration and staff, it's an old-fashioned square deal for $5 per ticket. Grab a couple of friends and shuffle your way over to the Gold Dome for tickets and other information. VALL COME!!!! Baroque Artists The Baroque Artists of Shreve- port will be in concert on Sunday, April 17, at 3 p.m. in the Hurley School of Music Auditorium. Meadows Museum The major spring exhibition at the Meadows Museum opens Saturday, April 16. KATHE KOLLWITZ: AN EXPLORA- TION IN HUMAN DESTINIES is on loan from the Minnesota Museum of Art and contains 56 etchings, lithographs and wood- blocks. Bell Choir The Centenary Bell Choir will perform at the Founder's Day Convocation Thursday, April 21. The Convocation will be held in Brown Chapel. Ladies Soccer Ladies soccer practice (Shreve- port League) will be held at 5 p.m., Friday, April 22, at the Centenary soccer field. Any interested per- sons are welcome. Hotel Management Dr. Ed Nebel, President of the University of New Orlean's School of Hospitality and Tour- ism will speak April 21 on UNO's 4 year program in hotel manage- ment. All interested persons are invited to attend the talk which will be held at 7 p.m. at the Chateau Motor Hotel. Kappa Sigma Wow! What a formal week (as opposed to an informal week). Hot N' Nasty's saw the extinction of 22 cases (of what, we can't say). Toga, toga, toga. Oh what a night.. late September back in '63. Formal - what can I say? What can anyone say? I'll tell you what our national headquarters had to say. After hearing our "band", "Duffy and the Distractions" (I am not making this up!), they accused us of hazing! Gadzooks! I mean, this band was so bad (HOW BAD WERE THEY?). They were so bad that their lead singer moon- lights as an interpreter for closed- captioned T.V.! What else happened? Oh yeah, Sweetheart- Lisa Greenhaw. New little sisters include Chris Hum- mer and Amy Love. Congratula- tions ladies. The new officers for fall include: Guards - Chuck Baker and Jimmy Disbrow; Grand Scribe - Mark "Sparky" Peeler, GMC - Roll a Long; GP - Lanny Clement; El Presidente - Joey Kente; Pledge Trainer - Bill Bland; and Social Chairman - Rick La Borde. Next year's formal band will be Sacajawea and the Sasquatch Five! I don't know about you, but I can't wait! Kappa Alpha - Well, we did it again! Everyone knew we would. We hit the in- famous Mulligan's open bar this past Friday, we think We had some serious brotherhood build- ing sessions during our two free hours of silent drinking. A return visit this Friday is a must, not a challenge. Come and shoot the breeze with us while we shoot the drinks. The brothers are looking forward to the Chi-0 Formal this weekend. Look out Chi-O's a drunk front's moving in! We hope to see all of you beautiful babes here at Centenary at the Lust party tonight! Remember the party is on us while we try to be on you! Mash Party was a success thanks to Stroh's. The slow gator was invented by the official KA gatoring squad. We can't wait to see some party pictures. Every- one be sure to come by the K A car wash at Dixie Federal on Youree Saturday around 1:00 p.m. We guarantee lots of suds in us and on you. Softball is slow like our season started as we are 0 and 2, but the bus bench is a good way to relax between innings. Bye-ya!! Oh yeah. P.S. Scott Yudin thanks for the rent a car Saturday night!! Theta Chi Theta Chi is pleased to announce next year's officers. They are; John Harrison - President, Don Bernhardt - Vice President, Stacy Brown - Secretary, Kevin Murphy
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  Marshall, Chris Hirsch- Chaplain, Brad Davis - Historian, Steve Watson - Librarian, Scott Sexton - 1st Guard, and Troy Cessna - 2nd Guard. This week we are eagerly look- ing forward to Chi Omega Formal. It will be a swell time because these gorgeous groovy chics can really party. And finally, congratulations to the new ZTA initiates, finally. Chi Omega Surprise, Margaret! We guess /ou were too excited with all of the festivities planned for this week's formal that you forgot about Chi O's Greek Beat! But never fear- we couldn't let all of our sisters down t so voila - instant Greek Beat! Congratulations to all of the new Zeta initiates - finally! Thanks are in order to the Kappa Sigs for their fun- filled and action- packed formal. Also - Congrats to Chris Hummer - new Kappa Sig Starduster. Now. was M*A*S*H party a good time or what? We're eagerly awaiting Formal this Sat- urday, along with pre-party, pre- pre- party and pre- pre- pre party. Obviously, Alyce is one partying girl! And let's not forget post- party at Holy Angels' - Everyone meet down at the house at the appropriate times! Well, that4 all we can create on the spur of the moment! Next week its back to you, Margaret! Zeta Tau Alpha The Beta Iota Chapter of Zeta Alpha is proud to announce our new initiates: Tina Binion, Lea Burelback, Allyson Cook, Jill Cornish, Patsy Fraser, Jami Garroute, April Hornbeck, Sheila Kennedy, Dee Love, Cynthia Lowry, Valerie Marsh, Laura Montgomery, Sherri Penn, Jackie Pope, Gloria Trent. Congratula- tions to the new Kappa Sigma officers. Thanks for a great M*A*S*H Party. The Sig Formal was fantastic! Congratulations to Patsy Fraser and Cynthia Lowry for winning top honors in a horse- back riding competition last weekend. Mellon Fellowships Available Winners of the first Mellon Fellowships in the Humanities, for graduate study in the 1983-84 academic year, have been an- nounced by Dr. Robert F. Goheen, director of the program at The Woodrow Wilson National Fel- lowship Foundation. The awards, which include a living stipend plus tuition and fees and provide assistance for as many as three years, are designed to help insure a flow of outstan- ding young talent into fields of humanistic scholarship and teaching in American higher education. College seniors and recent gra- duates who are citizens or per- manent residents of the U.S. and Canada, who can present evi- dence of outstanding academic promise, and who wish to begin graduate work in preparation for careers of teaching and scholar- ship in a humanistic field are eligible for Mellon Fellowships. (Students already enrolled in graduate school or persons hol- ding MA degrees are normally not eligible.) The Mellon Fellowships in the Humanities are administered by The Woodrow Wilson National Fellowship Foundation, an organ- ization with 35 years of exper- ience in mounting programs to advance excellence in education, and perhaps best know for ad- ministering the Woodrow Wilson Fellowships from 1945 to 1972. The first cohort of 96 Mellon Fellows in the Humanities in- cludes graduates of 68 U.S. and Canadian colleges and universi- ties, and comprises 47 women and 49 men. Most, 60, are currently college seniors; 36 are recent graduates. Their fields of study span the range of humanistic dis- ciplines, with English (25), His- tory (21), Philosophy (11), Com- parative Literature (9), and Clas- Mr. J's Restaurant Breakfast anytime Lunch specials Weekend atl-u-can eat specials. ? VtV «ee* \e* Open 24 Hrs. (across from Cline) sic (6) being the most heavily represented. Each Fellow will have a stipend of $7,000 plus tuition and stan- dard fees during the first year of graduate school. The award is renewable for a second year sub- ject to favorable recommendation from the university, backed by its readiness to contribute 1/3 tui- tion and fees in that year. Mellon Fellows who have excelled in their graduate studies and are in a position to complete their PhDs within five years will also be eligible for support from the pro- gram during the final dissertation- writing year. The Mellon Fellowships in the Humanities have been created by The Andrew W. Mellon Founda- tion in response to rising concern over the increasing number of young people with scholarly po- tential who are not now entering academic careers. The Founda- tion seeks to counter that trend and, through this fellowship pro- gram, assure that the next gen- eration of teachers and scholars will include men and women of exceptional talent. In all, 500 to 600 Fellows will be selected over five successive academic years. PEOPLE WHO CARE WHEN CARE IS NEEDED Hopcj Medicall Group! 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In- cluded in each of these dinners was an incredible Japanese onion soup, fresh lettuce salad with the mustard house dressing, and a grilled shrimp appetizer. After the pleasure of our main course, we were treated to lime sherbet and a fortune cookie. Each meal is prepared at your table with the thrills and chills of a circus. Our chef, Kem, was a constant flash of shiny knives and flying shrimp tails. All of these magnificent things combined, created a memorable and delight- ful evening. Considering that all extras were included, the prices seemed very reasonable. The menu ranges from $13.00 to $17.00 with chicken being the least expensive and lobster being the most Sakura is located on the Shreveport/Barksdale highway just across the street from MacDonalds. They exept all major credit cards excluding Diners Club. The establishment is open Monday through Saturday at 5:30 P.M. Reservations are suggested on weekdays and re- quired on weekends. We suggest tharyou get a group together and travel to Japan before this weekends Chi Omega Formal for a fun filled and unusual treat. 3 EH H DI I BI IDE The Show Goes On Choir To Make Scheduled Trip to China As a result of the recent defection of Chinese tennis star Hu Na to the United States, China has all but severed cultural ties with the U.S. j Fortunately for the Centenary College choir, however, this action applies only to government- sponsored events. Dr. Will Andress, Director of the Choir, explains, "The Tourist Bureau has not given us instructions not to perform - since we are a ^private- and not a government- sponsored group, we will be allowed to pake the trip." I One of the highlights of the trip, which Choir member have been planning and anticipating for months, will be a huge concert in Tokyo. The performance will feature the choirs of Centenary and of the Aoyama Gaukin University in Tokyo. After each group performs individually, the program will conclude with a spectacular performance in which the talents of both choirs will be combined. A second large concert, sponsored by the 13 Methodist churches of Hong Kong and Kowloon, is planned for Hong Kong. Finally, a much-looked-forward-to social event that the Choir will c e njoy is a special party hosted by the group's sponsor, Seisi Kato. Kato, aformer Centenary student, and now Chairman of the Board of Toyota, has rented a ballroom at the Pacific Hotel overlooking Tokyo Bay in e hopes that the affair will allow Japanese and American youth to get I better acquainted. B =ini i n i ffl □GH= EDCDE =)□(= ^E3 C== =i m i - » nr= Royale Reds • I —Wants You— | Mon. -Wed. 3044 Youree 868-3249]

  CALL FOR DIRECTIONS- S THE THIRD QUESTION? I PUT DOUIN/'YES OR NO" YOU'RE PROBABLY RI6HT, MARCIE, BUT IT 5URE LOOKS WEIRD Monty Python's The Meaning of Life By J. Alan Irvine One definitely has to be in the right mood to enjoy Monty Python's latest film - The Meaning of Life. Just exactly what that mood is is hard to say, but you do need it The film attempts to examine the meaning of life by breaking life down into its basic stages such as birth, learning and growing, and fighting each other. Each part contains one or more sketches loosely, often very loosely, con- nected with that particular stage of life. The first few sketches are the strongest, especially the first con- cerning birth. In these the Python group comes out with some very strong, very nasty satirical attacks. The medical profession suffers severely in the portrayal of a modern hospital birth. In order to impress the hospital administra- tor, the doctors in this sketch pack so much fancy equipment into the delivery room that they actually lose their patient. The Catholic Church draws considerable fire for its stand on birth control in a sketch concerning a Catholic father whose family numbers lit- erally in the scores. In an en- ergetic, elaborate song and dance number he explains that the fam- ily is so big because "Every sperm is sacred/Every sperm is great/If a sperm is wasted/ God gets quite irate." Those lyrics capsulate much of the direction of this film. Nothing is considered off-limits, no sub- ject out-of-bounds if a potential joke lurks somewhere within. The language is liberally sprinkled with almost every sexual phrase in the British language. The humor also shoots as often as possible for the sexual and sexist joke. In some places this disregard, even tramp- ling of taboos works, as in the sketch about a sex education class where the schoolboys are as bored by the subject as they are about any subject. In other places it just leads to pointless and very dis- gusting scenes, such as one about a man who eats so much he bursts, which, if handled with a little more restraint, could have been hilar- ious. The frantic energy and mad-cap silliness of The Holy Grail and Life of Brian are unfortunately absent from this film. One feels this loss most keenly in the second half which tends to thrash around, blatantly over- doing good pieces, and generally going nowhere. However, the sharp jabs and excellent execution of the satirical first half, and of the musical numbers makes up for this. And the short feature preceeding it, The Crimson Premium Assurance, the tale of the oppressed accoun- tants and clerks of the Premium Assurance company who rise up against their corporate manage- ment, take over the company, and set sail to raid and plunder the financial capitals of the world, is without a doubt one of the fun- niest pieces Monty Python has ever done. It would be worth going to see even all by itself. If you're a Python fan, or even just a fan of bizarre humor, see The Meaning of Life. Just be sure you're in the right mood. What- ever that may be. 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• Thurs.: "The Intruders" $H Cover Charge. •$1 drinks for ladies. Kri.: " The Intruders" ft3 ('overcharge. (•reen Light Specials. Sat.. "The Intruders" $:i Cover ( 'harge. (•reen Lighl Specials. Mon.: "South Paw;; s2 Cover ( hate $1 drinks for ladies. Tues.: "Colours" (formally "Steamei S2 Covet Charge.. M drinks lor ladies. Wed.: "Colours" s2 Cover Charge. *1 drinks for ladies. Page 6 - THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Thursday, April 21, 1983 CENTENARY BASEBALL The Centenary baseball team opened the season losing its first four games, but responded with a bang pounding out 12 of 15 victories during a two week stretch before losing six straight during spring break Since break the Gents have a 3-3 record. The 16-17 Gents have seven hitters above the.300 mark and have launched 27 home runs in 33 games. The Gents have also scored 211 runs for an average of 6.4 runs per game. "If there is one aspect of our game that I am pleased with it is our hitting," head coach Dr. James Farrar said at the midway point. "I would have never guessed we would have hit 27 home runs in 33 games." Jim Kubik, leads the team with a .342 batting average, followed by Jim Goldman with a .336, Nick Nolfe with a .327, Wayne Rathbun with a .315, Billy Hardwell with a .311, Steve Kolstad with a .307 and Bubba Allen with a .307. Kubik also leads the team in runs scored with 28, 37 hits, Eddie Crone is second with 27 runs, 32 hits and is tied in home runs with Rathbun and desig- nated hitter Leland Shaw with 5 a piece. Shaw leads the team in RB.L's with 27, and stolen bases with 12. The Gents own impressive vic- tories over Ole Miss and Nicholls State and with the Trans Am- erican Athletic Conference base- ball tournament (May 2-4) only 3 weeks away Coach Farrar feels optimistic about his teams chan- ces in the three- day double elim- ination tournament The Gents next home game is Friday at 5 p.m. against Univ. Arkansas- Lit- tle Rock. 1 9 8 3 Coach Farrar looks on. Billy Harwell shows off his "textbook" stance. Jim Kubik heads for first as he chalks up another hit. 13- 13- 13- 13- 13 14 14- 15- 16- 16- 16- The unknown catcher gets another out. 0-1 4 0-2 5 0-3 6 0-4 3 1-4 7 1-5 1 2-5 8 3-5 7 4-5 13 5-5 7 6-5 6 6-6 2 7-6 15 8-6 6 9-6 9 9-7 8 10-7 8 11-7 13 11-8 5 12-8 11 13-8 12 13-9 0 13-10 ■4 13-11 5 13-12 3 13-13 4 13-14 2 14-14 7 14-15 6 15-15 7 16-15 15 16-16 2 16-17 0 Randy Elledge shows of his unique form. Jim Goldman "under no pressure" fouls one off. EAST TEXAS BAPTIST EAST TEXAS BAPTIST CENTRAL MISSOURI CENTRAL MISSOURI LOUISIANA COLLEGE LOUISIANA COLLEGE WISCONSIN-STEVENS POINT WISCONSIN-STEVENS POINT LeTORNEAU COLLEGE MISSISSIPPI NORTHWESTERN STATE NORTHWESTERN STATE STEPHEN F. AUSTIN STEPHEN F. AUSTIN NICHOLLS STATE UNIV. NICHOLLS STATE UNIV. BETHEL COLLEGE BETHEL COLLEGE MILLSAPS COLLEGE MILLSAPS COLLEGE BELLHAVEN COLLEGE BELLHAVEN COLLEGE MISSISSIPPI EAST TEXAS BAPTIST EAST TEXAS BAPTIST McKENDREE COLLEGE McKENDREE COLLEGE SOUTHERN ARKANSAS SOUTHERN ARKANSAS LeTORNEAU COLLEGE LeTORNEAU COLLEGE NORTHWESTERN STATE NORTHWESTERN STATE 5 6 9 6 4 6 6 0 0 4 5 8 1 5 6 17 3 7 6 2 6 1 18 14 5 7 11 5 10 4 5 15 3 Eddie Crone - alert at first. Photos By: Jeff Blakeman Bob Thomas Page 8 - THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Thursday, April 21, 1983 Byrdsong Named to the North Team Gents Sign Burner in Mosby Napoleon Byrdsong, a 5-foot- 1 1 point guard, has been selected to play in the Louisiana Asso- ciation of Basketball Coaches Eighth Annual All- Star game at 7:30 p.m., April 30th at the Cen- troplex in Baton Rouge, La. Byrdsong, a four-year starter for the Gents, set the school all- time assists record handing out career assists averaging 5.4 as- sists per game. He averaged 5.0 points and grabbed 2.2 rebounds per game this past year. During his four-year stay the Gents won 64 and lost 51 and put together four straight winning seasons, second longest in Cen- tenary history. Head coach Larry Little produced five consecutive winning seasons from 1972-76. Along with Byrdsong on the North team are Kenny Hale, William Hobdy, Burman Desha- utelle, Arnold Scott, Johnny Mar- tin, Jack Martin, Johnny Collins, Dan gay, Fred Chaffould, Pat Gullat, and Roy McGrew. Andy Russo, the head coach at Louisiana Tech, and Jack Thig- pen, the assistant coach at North- east Louisiana, will coach the North squad, while Don Smith, the head coach at the University of New Orleans, and Don Wilson, the assistant coach at Southeas- tern Louisiana, will coach the South team. The North team won last year's All- Star game played in Shreve- port at the Centenary College Gold Dome Complex downing the South team 119-106. The North squad leads the series 4-3.

  This Week in Sports. ¥ ¥ m F RIDAY, APRIL 22 BASEBALL DOUBLEHEADER: Arkansas-Little Rock at Centenary Park at 5 p.m. WOMEN'S TENNIS: East Texas State University at Centenary Courts at 2 p.m. GOLF: Chris Schenkell Intercollegiate at Statesboro, GA. S ATURDAY, APRIL 23 BASEBALL DOUBLEHEADER: Arkansas-Little Rock at Centenary Park at 1 p.m. WOMEN'S TENNIS: Millsaps College at Centenary Courts at 1 p.m. MEN'S TENNIS: Millsaps College at Centenary Courts at 10 a.m. T UESDAY, APRIL 26 BASEBALL: LeTourneau at Centenary Park at 1 p.m. T HURSDAY, APRIL 2 8 BASEBALL: Southern Arkansas at Centenary Park at 5 p.m. Volleyball Ends Season The volleyball team finished its short season this past weekend as one of Centenary's new additions to the intercollegiate program. The team traveled to Abilene, TX to compete in the Hardin Sim- mons Tournament. Univ. of Texas San Antonio and Univ. of Ark- ansas Little Rock rounded out the four team event. The first day of play consisted of a double round robin in which Centenary won one match against U.A.L.R. and lost the other 5 matches. Saturday the Gents played Hardin Simmons and U.A.L.R. and lost both of those matches. Todd Jarrel was named to the All- Tournament team. The Gents -ended their season with a 3-13 record. Save a Life Today Blood Plasma Needed Cash Paid Donors Fees Increased A, B, AB $8 first donation/ week $10 second donation/ week $4 first donation/week $5 second donation/week Bio Blood Components 802 Travis 222-3108 OPEN 7:30-3:30 Mon.-Fri. , v ,,. n . l . l ,,. MM .,. l . l , 1 . l . J . l , nrr ,, l ,,, v , Tl . 1Mn , 1 , lll ii 1 ..i...|.|.|.|.r Centenary College needed a speed experienced point guard who could score and head coach Tommy Canterbury said he would not sign a point guard who did not meet those qualifications. Wed- nesday morning Canterbury and the coaching staff signed their first choice at that position, filling one of two available scholarships. Reginald Mosby, a 5-foot-ll point guard from Navarro Junior College in Corsicana, Tx., signed a National Letter- of- Intent on ope- ning day with the Gents. Mosby became the second signee of the year as Andrew Dewberry, the Class "B" Player of the Year in Louisiana, signed with the Gents in November. "What we got in Mosby is a strong super speed guard who can score," head coach Canterbury said of Mosby. "We feel very fortunate to sign our number one choice at the point guard position. Coach Vardeman and Haddox did a super job with him. We have a fine staff of returning guards and all we lacked was a burner to compliment Jackson, Bonner and Thomas." Mosby, a two-year starter at Navarro, averaged 14.1 points and 7.1 assists per game last seasoa He scored a game-high 21 points against Weatherford and Angelina and a game-high 10 assists on several occasions. He helped lead the Bulldogs to a 42-19 record and consecutive berths in the Region IV North Zone Junior College tournament. He was also selected as the Most Valuable Player in the Region IV tournament last year where he scored 34 points and handed out 15 assists in two games. A native of Dallas, Tx., Mosby prepped at South Oak Cliff along with teammate Reggie Hurd where he was an all- district se- lection his final prep year. "When I came down to visit Centenary I liked the friendliness of the players and the coaches," Mosby said about Centenary. "They showed me they cared about following up on my education and that was important to me. I hope I can do my part for the team and handle the ball and help lead them to the conference championship." gOlf Finish Score Holes Tournament 14th 928 54 PAN AMERICAN INTERCOLLEGIATE 21st 948 54 HENRY HOMBERG INTERCOL. 7th 932 54 NEW ORLEANS INTERCOL. 3rd 606 36 MOE O'BRIEN INTERCOLLEGIATE 16th 929 54 MORRIS WILLIAMS INTERCOL. WOMEN'S TENNIS MILLSAPS COLLEGE McNEESE STATE UNIV. MISSISSIPPI WOMEN'S ARKANSAS-LITTLE ROCK OKLAHOMA STATE UNIV. SOUTHERN ILLINOIS UNIV. ILLINOIS STATE UNIV. MISSISSIPPI STATE UNIV. MEMPHIS STATE UNIV. TYLER JUNIOR COLLEGE TULANE UNIV. STEPHEN F. AUSTIN UNIV. OF NEW ORLEANS MEN'S TENNIS OKLAHOMA STATE UNIV. AUBURN UNIVERSITY McNEESE STATE UNIV. ARKANSAS-LITTLE ROCK NORTHWESTERN STATE U TYLER JUNIOR COLLEGE KANSAS STATE UNIV. McNEESE STATE UNIV. NICHOLLS STATE UNIV. TULANE UNIV. UNIV. OF TEXAS AT ARLINGTON STEPHEN F. AUSTIN MILLSAPS COLLEGE NORTHEAST LOUISIANA UNIV. The Vol. 77 No. 23 Conaomenate 1 J Thursday, April 28, 1983 Polls Open Monday For SGA Elections By Diane Fowler Centenary students will go to the polls Monday as the Student Government Association and the Judicial Board begin their spring elections. SGA officers and Judicial Board members will be elected Monday. Run- off s, if necessary, will be held Tuesday. SGA sen-, ator elections are scheduled for Wednesday, with run-offs on Thursday. In the SGA President's race, Thurndotte Baughman will face Lee Thompson. Todd Anders and Alyce Boudreaux are vying for the position of Vice-President. Caro- lyn Benham is running unopposed for the position of Secretary and Delton Abrams and Dale Pynes will meet in the Treasurer's race. In the Judicial Board elections, Karen Klusendorf and Richard Wallace are running for the Member- at- Large position. Jami Zimmerman is unopposed for the Junior class female representa- tive. There are no official can- didates for the Junior male rep- resentative position. In the Soph- omore class, Bryan Dauphin is unopposed for male representa- tive and Colleen Kelly and Debbie Krumrey are competing for the position of Sophomore female representative. In the Senate elections, Jill Brown, Kelly Crawford, Nancy Fox, and Ron Whitler are vying for the three Senior Senate seats, while Laura Echols, Mary Anne Minniear, and Bob Thomas are candidates for the three Junior Senator positions. These ballots will also include the names of all juniors and seniors who lose in Monday's oficer elections. Bobby Brown, Mike Fertitta, Brad Lyon, Donna Monk, and Matt Robinson are competing for the three Soph- omore seats. Also included on Monday's ballot will be nominations for the Ellis H. Brown Leadership Award. This award is presented to the Senior man and woman who thoughout their years at Cente- nary have displayed the most outstanding leadership ability among the Centenary student body. Nominations are submitted by faculty and students with the final selection determined by the faculty members of the Student Life Committee. All voting will be done in the Caf during lunch and dinner hours. Any full-time student (including graduating seniors) may vote for SGA officers, Judicial Board Member-at-Large, and the Ellis
• Brown nominations. Students will vote in all other elections based on their current classifica- tion Harrisons Donate $1000 Award One of Shreveport's well-loved families has established a high award for academic scholarship at Centenary College. Mr. and Mrs. 0. D. Harrison and 0. Delton Harrison, Jr. have created the Harrison Award for Academic Excellence, a $1,000 award to be presented annually to the junior man or woman who has achieved high performance in academics. In announcing the new award, Centenary College President Donald Webb said "The encour- agement of superior students is a major commitment of the College, and this award is a significant Undergirding of that commitment. ,, The Harrison family has a long tradition of association with Centenary College. O. D. Harri- son, a life member of the Board of Trustees, has served the College in numerous capacities. Delton Harrison has been actively in- volved with the Marjorie Lyons Playhouse, Hurley School of Music, Magale Library, and Meadows Museum of Art. He also sponsors the Washington Semes- ter Program at American Univer- sity for history and political science students. The winner of the 1983 Har- rison Award for Academic Excel- lence will be announced at the College's annual Honors Convo- cation to be held Thursday, May 5, at 11 a.m. in Brown Chapel. Tina Binion gets ready to run in the ZTA- Sexton Softball game in which Sexton emerged victorius. Senate Minutes By Clay Robertson The Tuesday, April 26, 1983 meeting of the S.G.A. was called to order by President Greg Blackman at 11:10 a.m. The previous meeting's minutes were then approved with no major objections. The Senate heard a report from President Blackman concerning a proposal from Dr. Bedard, whereby the S.G.A would take over part of the Woodrow Wilson Fellowship program, due to a reduction by one of the program's chief donors. The Senate voted to leave any necessary decision on the matter to the new Senate. Tuesday, the Senate heard from its standing committees on Entertainment, Elections, and the Calendar. Entertainment Com- mittee Chairperson Thurndotte Baughman, announced that this week's S.U.B. movie would be "Cat Ballou", and reported that M.A.S.H. Party cost $1900 overall. Diane Fowler of the Elections Committee reported that next week's elections are now closed. Concerning the calendar, the Senate heard some discussion, but voted to leave any decision to the new Senate. The Course Evaluation Committee's study guide, and its funding occupied a prominent place on the agenda, but discussion on the matter was tabled until next week, due to the absence of committee chairman, Senator Michael Ragland. In the only item under "Old Business," the Senate approved a letter drafted by Senator Wade Cloud to the Ed.-Pol. Committee, concerning the Mardi Gras holiday. The April 26, 1983 meeting of the Student Govenment Association was adjourned at 11:25 a.m. Rilley Directs Marriage of Figaro Opera Centenary will present Mozart's "The Marriage of Fig- aro," sung in English, on Friday and Saturday April 29 and 30 at 7:30 p.m., in the auditorium of the Hurley School of Music, on the Centenary College Campus. The production will be under the musical direction of William Riley, while the stage director will be Gale Odom. Sets are designed by James Hull Miller, and dec- orated by Drew Hunter and Peter Wolf, The eighteenth-century costumes and wigs will be pro- vided by Norcostco Costumes of Atlanta and Dallas. Among the cast will be Robert Harper as Figaro, Charles Boyd as Count Almiviva, Angela Estill and Deborah Greer as Sussana, Marene Shepherd as Countess Almiviva, and Suzi Corley as Cherubino. Traci Mendel and Melanie Crane will portray Marcellina, William Lewis and Tim Wilson will appear as Dr. Bartolo, Michael Holt and Melvin Holt as Don Curzio and Don Basilio, Lori Martin and Melinda Ramey as Barbarina, and Troy Henry as Antonio. The Marriage of Figaro was set to music by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart in 1785 on a libretto adapted by Lorenzo Da Ponte from the highly controversial French play Le mariage de Figaro by Beaumarchais. The play, and thus the opera, deals with the social problems arising during the eighteenth century along with the rise of the middle class and the decline of the aristocracy. The plot revolves around the Count Almiviva's struggle with his servants, Figaro and Sussana, who with the help of the Countess eventually overcome his dastardly plans. The numerous subplots give us a glimpse of the daily intrigues broiling in the aristo- cratic Spanish household, and come together in an entertain- ment that has thrived for two hundred years, and still today is presented in a fashion that can rival our modern "Soap'' operas such as Dallas and All My Children. Page 2 - THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Thursday, April 28, 1983 From the Wizard's Kettle Firebreaks: The Final Confrontation By J. Alan Irvine Dear Centenary- type people, Greetings from your dear friend Bonzo (me!). I do hope this spring finds you all well. Unfortunately, events have not gone favorably in my tiny corner of the world. One would think that the position of Imperial President-for-Life (and- sometime- thereafter) Generali- simo would be relatively secure one. Not so. The trouble all started a few months ago when some of the prominent nobles of my country decided that the place looked a little drab. The slums, factories, parking lots and such simply did not appeal to their eyes. So they go together and drew up a plan to improve the country. Ah my friends, such a beautiful plan it was too. Gardens and fountains,, plazas and village squares, out- door cafes and lush stands of forest growth. We would uproot the parking lots, burn down the slums, hide away the factories. Our little country would become the garden spot of the region. Rich American tourists would flock to our country in hordes. Life would be merry and bright. One problem arose and threat- ened to destroy all our plans however. Money. Our economy simply would not substain much effort, not even if I cancelled the order for new carpets for the presidential palace. But one en- terprising young noble went out and found a solution. He con- vinced the United States to do- nate the funds for the entire project Only one problem with that. The US decided to donate the funds only if the nobles re- moved me from the Presidency and replaced me with this young noble. After a long and difficult five minutes of debate the un- grateful wretches decided to ac- cept the US's offer. So after almost two years of valient service they kick me out. Just like that. How degrading it is to realize that I am now just one of the unemployed. Do you know how hard it is for an out-of-work despot to get a job these days? There are just not too many openings for an El Presidente, not even one with my experience. I keep checking the Want Ads daily, but have found nothing. I simply don't know what to do with myself. I don't even have any peasants to torture in my spare time. This then, I suppose, shall be my final letter. I no longer have a country of my own, thanks to Reaganomics, to play with, so I doubt much of interest shall happen to me. Unless, perhaps, I go into politics with your country, like I did in my all time classic film Bonzo Goes to Washington... Your friend, Bonzo The Centenary Conglomerate Leigh Weeks Bonnie Brown Co-Editors Business Manager Lynette Potter Managing Editor Craig Coleman News Editor Jackie Pope Features Editor Bess Robinson Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann Sports Editor .Kim Staman Layout Editor Lisa Illing Layout staff. Bonnie BrOwn, Leigh Weeks, Kim Staman, Mickey Zemann Advertising Manager Graham Bateman Photographers Chris Murphy, Bob Thomas Rick Anders, Bonnie Brown Columnists Alan Irvine, Betsy Camp, Larry Morse, Tina Hackett, Jenny Loep Reporters Pierre Bellegarde, Alyce Boudreaux, Veronica Amels, David Inman, Melonie Raiehel, Emily Canter, Clay Robertson Advisor Janie Flournoy Printer Pied-Typer Printing Company The Centenary Conglomerate is written and edited by the students of Centenary College, 29 11 Centenary Blvd., Shreveport, LA, 71 134-0188. The views presented are those of the staff and the students and do not necessarily reflect administration policies of the college. The Centenary Conglomerate is published weekly except for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and examination periods. Subscription price is $9 per year. The Centenary Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editors and other con- tributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence received and reject any and all contributions. Contributions become the property of The Centenary Conglomerate. Letters must be accompanied with name. Deadline for copy is Monday. 1 p.m. The Conglomerate requests that all contributions be typed, double-spaced. ^{-^} By J. Alan Irvine A final, devastating confronta- tion inched closer at the end of last week's sessions of Firebreaks, Ground Zero's scenario of pos- sible nuclear war, as open fighting broke out between the US and the USSR. Each side destroyed sev- eral of the other's ships and planes. Both world leaders had decided to press the attack, both afraid of displaying any sign of weakness. This week's session began with coordinator Dave Throgmorton handing out copies of the front page of a prominent newspaper of
• The events of the past weeks completely filled it. India and Pakistan had resumed their peace talks after Pakistan set off a 20 kiloton bomb as a warning. The naval war in the Adriatic Sea had intensified. A soviet aircraft car- rier and 12 Backfire bombers had been destroyed while attempting to sink an American aircraft car- rier. The Soviet command now regards this carrier as the major military threat to the Yugoslavian government. In East Germany the riots and demonstrations gave way to outright military clashes. The mutinous East German troops siezed control of 2 major cities and were quickly isolated and attacked by Soviet troops. West Germany sent men to aid the East German forces as they fled across the border zone. Soviet pursuit grappled with the combined for- ces and pushed them over 30 miles into West Germany. In Latin America the US blockaded both Cuba and Nicaragua. Ominously, American citizens began evacu- ating several of their major cities. One slim ray of hope came through despite all this. The People's Republic of China of- fered up a potential cease-fire plan to both sides. The plan would involve removal of the blockades from Yugoslavia, Cuba, and Nic- aragua, and removal of both fleets from the Adriatic. The USSR would withdraw their troops from Yugoslavia while the US ceased its shipments of arms to the rebles. Both sides would withdraw from the battle zone in Germany, thus creating a demiliterized zone patroled by troops from China, Finland, and Sweden. After digesting all this, the advisory committees split up. Over on the Soviet side the Gen- eral Secretary presented us with four options to consider. We could accept the cease fire. We could continue to press the conven- tional war in which we had the definite advantage. We could con- tinue to press the conventional war in which we had the definite advantage. We could continue to press the conventional war while simultaneously using tactical nu- clear weapons to destroy the American carrier in the Adriatic. Finally, we could launch a stra- tegic, preemptive nuclear strike against the US before they did the same to us. Each option had a number of points in its favor, even more against it The atmosphere in the room filled with uncertainty. No one was willing to commit to any one plan We argued around and around over each option, and in the process discarding the 2nd and 3rd options as too risky, as leading directly to nuclear war. The 4th looked attractive until we examined it closer and realized that not only could we not com- pletely neutralize the US, but that even if we could, the smaller nuclear forces of Britain and France would undoubtedly wreck destruction across our nation. Therefore, despite grave misgiv- ings about having the Chinese oversee the peace, and severe doubts about how much we could really trust the US, we voted to accept the Chinese ceace-fire proposal. Confronted with the same op- tions and similar discussions, the Americans reached the same de- perience it proved to be. Before the session concluded, we re- viewed a series of eight passable courses events may have taken next, after our decisions were implemented. Ten of us felt that both sides would accept the cease-fire and negotiate some acceptable solution. Five of us felt that the conventional war would continue, but that a solution would be found without resort to nuclear weapons. Finally, two of us felt that one side would use tactical nuclear weapons, but the other side would refrane from retaliating with the same. Again, a peaceful solution would be nego- tiated, but in favor of the side that used the nuclear weapons. So the final result of the three weeks was peace. The world found itself pushed right to the brink of nuclear war, but, in our committees at least, an effort towards peace was at least given a chance. The holocaust was denied The decision memorandum we received from our respective leaders simply stated that they had accepted our decisions, whatever they happened to be. The fate of the world had truely lain in our hands. In the debriefing session after- wards, Firebreaks participants discussed many possible means of preventing situations such as this from tumbling headlong into nuc- lear war. We also talked over our various roles in the simulation, its general value, the learning ex- PEANUTS® YOUR RESEARCH HAS TOLD YOU WHAT? THERE'S A VE5SEL FROM THE WAR OF 1812 LYING AT THE BOTTOM OF MY WATER PISH? C25- I HATE MYSELF FOR POUBTING HIS RE5EARCH " & by Charles M. Schulz Thursday, April 28, 1983 - THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Page 3 Women in Management THE SPEAKER Jane O. Pierotti, is vice president, Hotel Group Human Resources for Holiday Inns, Inc. in Memphis. As the first female officer of the Corporation, she is responsible for installing and administering systems to provide a continuity of management talent through four basic processes: planning, assessment, development and succes- sion. Mrs. Pierotti joined Holiday Inns, Inc. in 1979 as a project consultant and was named vice president of Marketing for the Product Services Division in 1980. Recently, Mrs. Pierotti was selected along with 14 leaders from business and public service as a Woodrow Wilson Fellow. She was chosen for the fellowship on the basis of her professional interests and expertise. Kilpatrick Auditorium, RE. Smith Building Centenary College Friday, April 29 8:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Move Yourself; All Your Stuff, And Save, T It's as easy as renting a Ryder truck, one way. Compare costs before you make plans for moving at the end of the semester. If you're 18 or older and have a valid driver's license, you can use a Ryder truck, rent-it-here, leave-it-there. Load up your stereo, 10-speed, clothes; everything. You'll still have room, no doubt, for one or two friends with their things to share the cost Compare that to the price of a plane ticket Or even a bus. Plus shipping. Rent a newer truck from the best-maintained, most dependa- ble fleet in the world - Ryder. The best truck money can rent WE'LL BE ON CAMPUS to show you how easy it is to move yourself RIGHT. We'll gladly quote you rates and answer your questions. Come see us. R RYDER TRUCK RENTAL Call Today for your special student Discount! 222-5899 SGA Platforms Thurndotte Baughman The Student Senate serves three basic purposes: to allocate student fees; to organize SGA sponsored student activities; and to voice student opinion to the Administration and Faculty. SGA activities are numerous - Fall Ball, Blood Drives, Forum Speakers, MASH Party, and other such events. Student sup- port is crucial to the success of these activities. If elected, I will appoint a Publicity Chairperson who will be responsible for ad- vertising SGA events, thereby heightening awareness and en- couraging student participation. It is important for the SGA to be in close contact with the Adminis- tration and Faculty. Through periodic meetings with Adminis- tration and Faculty members, I will vote our concerns and listen to theirs. How can these purposes best be accomplished? Student input into the budgetary process has often been overlooked. In the past, the Senate has met at a Fall weekend retreat and set the budget for the entire year. As President, I plan to take a survey at the first of the year to obtain direct student opinion on how student fees should be allocated. After all, it is your $120. I have served on the Senate for the past year as Secretary and Entertainment Chairperson. This involvement has given me insight into how the Senate works. With this experience behind me, I feel as President I can further the SGA's purposes and goals. Thank you for your support this past year and for your vote in the May 2 elections. Brad Lyon Hello! My name is Brad Lyon and Fm running for Sophomore Senator. I feel that I am qualified to hold this office and that, if elected, I will take this position seriously. This year I have served as entertainment chairman as well as treasurer for Church Careers, and I would like to serve you as Sophomore Senator. As I said, I will, if elected, take this position seriously and do my best to make Centenary College a better place to attend. So, on Wednesday, May 4, vote for Brad Lyon, Sophomore Sen- ator, and you won't regret it. Ron Whitler Hello. My name is Ron Whitler and I am running for the position of senior senator. My platform is simple. I am confident in my ability to learn quickly our system of government and to work within that system to represent you, the senior class. Thank you. Kelly Crawford My name is Kelly Crawford, and I am a candidate for Senior Senator. My involvement in Church Careers, the Resident Assistant program, and other campus activities qualifies me to represent my class as well as other classes. However, I believe my principle qualification is my con- tinued interest in the Centenary community. As your representative, I want to provide for more student input in SGA decision- making. Also, I will work to plan activities and programs which will meet the needs of the student body. In the senate election on May 4 th, please vote for Kelly Crawford! Lee Thompson The SGA has been led for the past three years by Greeks. That in itself, of course, is not a bad thing, but the Greeks are not in the majority on this campus, and I think the rest of us should have a shot at it. That is why you will find the name of Lee Thompson on the ballot for SGA President. I have never been on the SGA before, and someone new is needed if any major changes are to be made. The most important thing I have to say here is that every student should vote, because the people who will decide how your $60 student fee is spent will be chosen in the elections next week. Mr. J's Restaurant Breakfast anytime Lunch specials Weekend all-u-can eat specials. Open 24 Hrs. (across from Ciine) I Page 4 - THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Thursday, April 28, 1983 Jill Brown, All-American Gymnast transfers her talent from the mats to the courts. i Kenny Gele and Sue Haynie, two of the '83-'84 cheerleaders show their spirit. Congratulations to the 1983- 84 Centenary Gents Cheerlead- ing Squad: Jill Brown, Sue Haynie, Scott Sexton, Kenny Gele: Sam St. Phard, and Phil Howell. Friday 9:30 in the S.U.B. Lae Marvin Jane Fonda SALE© "Wickedly funny! One of the year's jolliest surprises!" -Time Magazine VOTE Write in Matt Cordillo Sophomore Senator Media Positions Available The Communications Commit- tee is accepting applications for media staff positions for next year. Apply to Janie Flournoy in Hamil- ton Hall, or Dave Throgmorton in room 25 B in the library basement. Greek Beat= Thursday, April 28, 1983 - THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Page 5 Kappa Alpha Well we are still heartbroken her the fact that Mulligans Open , jar Happy Hour has ceased. Too ,juch of a good thing makes one spoiled. Those of us who partici- , ated in the Chi Omega formal flst weekend had an excellent , jne and we appreciate the party iris! The countdown is on for Old Jouth which is two weeks away: lay our softball team is still owner [an unblemished record, .0 wins , nd 3 losses! If we could ever keep |e lead past the final inning, we iay shock the media and win one. Our spar league team is looking High, at least before we take the eld! I guess you could say Ditto" on this subject also. Our (grets and sympathies go out to [ike Talley who caught the bad id of a fierce broom hockey game the chapter room this past | eek. No lip locking for a while or that matter, smiling! Everyone leek for announcements con- ming our Thursday night bash jcause we don't know if we are iving it or not! It's kind of a spur the moment thing so look for pis. Hey Greg, who won the jptains' game, or do you re- member? It's also skanking sea- son so watch out girls, we may talk you into a spur of the moment party on the skanking bench! That's it for now, but one final word: "Linda". Zeta Tau Alpha The Zetas are looking forward to a real Spring blowout this Friday at our Caddyshack Party. Tee-off time is 9 p.m. and score cards are due in at 1 a.m. Wear your best golf duds (please, no spikes). Happy Birthday wishes to Kathy McNeely, Sissy McNeely, and Cindy Garrett. The ZTA softball team proved themselves champions again last Sunday. We all had a real humdinger of a time at the Beach Party, and Lust Party was also great. Everyone had a good time at Chi Omega Formal as well. The Gent's Club is holding an auction Friday, ya'll go pitch in for a worthy cause. Con- gratulations to Rhonda Cobb who was recently elected Miss Mar- shall. Congratulations to Dee Love for being pinned and April Hornbeck who is engaged. For reasons beyond our control, Lee PEOPLE WHO CARE WHEN CARE IS NEEDED Hopei Medicall Group! Women" 221-5500 • Abortion • Unplanned Pregnancy Counseling • Free Pregnancy Testing • Birth Control Information • Speakers Bureau 210 Kings Highway Shreveport, LA 71 104 IS lt- br ar. lil- in ntj TUXEDO RENTAL $32.95 on college party tuxes. Over 50 styles (first come first served) 3525 Youree 861-4732 9067 Mansfield 687-1 1 95 Pierre Bossier Mall 747-5222 Ann Burnham's name was left out of the list of new initiates (belated congratulations)! Our new pledges' names have also not been an- nounced. They are: Belinda Mi- ciotto, Paula Sterling, Jennifer Hargrove, and Traci Van Berg. (Sorry for the error, girls). Until next week, "Live long and pros- per".... Chi Omega Well, formal is over and it looks as though everyone has survived. Special thanks to Boudreaux and Maryanne for masterminding the affair. Also, thanks to the TKE's for helping to provide liquid re- freshments at Shelly' s. Well, besides formal, not much else happened except... Melanie Crane won her division at NATS, Woods and Mickey are OX daughters, Laurie Clegg O.D.'d, and Sue's a cheerleader. Congrat's everybody! What ever happened to a boring day-to-day exis- tence? Thanks Karen for working so hard on the quad-c system of party planning. Well, the absolute peak of this week will be rush workshop. RW is the highlight of our year (next to exam week), and I know everyone is anxiously awaiting it. Peanut Butter and Chainsaws passed out at the door... Be There, or die. Or was it Be There, and die? Well, Mickey, It is fini-SHED. Thanks for picking up my slack. I promise not to let you down any more than two times this sem- ester. Kappa Sigma "I just have to drive!" echoed the voice of Chuck "Suck" Ren- shaw as he raced to find a dollar this past weekend. It's back to Austin for Chuckie. Thanks for the visit, big guy. Getouddahere! In other news, a building permit was secured and construction will soon begin on this year's South Seas monstrosity. Hey choir boys, cool it with the "If I had a hammer" stuff! Try "Hang on, help is on its way". Well, somebody has to write this... Congratulations to Joey Kent and Tom Bevins on the opening of their new clothing store. Ickadeb, fellas. Pope, your dad called.. .And, speaking of phone calls, it's for you Sparky! Clean his cage, Scotty. Theta Chi That Chi Omega Formal was really swanky - where else could you go and pay $2.75 for a mixed you-know-what. Gosh, Theta Chi Informal (as opposed to formal) in Florida is just around the corner. We can't wait. And that pre- party this Saturday will be a blast Engapmahc and everything! Some important announcements will be made then. Don't forget about the Florida meeting this Sunday at 7 p.m. LSUS Hosts Cultural Revue ASHLEY'S AMOCO SERVICE PHONE 222-6005 3040 Cantenarj Blvd. at Kinp Hgwj. SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA 71104 The Camper's General Store" 1626 Barksrtale Blvd. Bossier City. La. 71111 Phone 310/227-0308 Donald L. Huguley Nancy W. Huguley WE HA VE ROCK PICKS Friday, April 29 at 7:30 p.m., the L.S.U.S. foreign language club will present "A WORLD OF MUSIC AND DANCE," a cul- tural and musical revue. The show will consist of folk dances from nine countries, including the U.S.A., and a musical tribute to four American cities. Folk songs will also be performed in French, Spanish, an English. Richard Studkmeyer, president of the club, is directing the show. Several students from Centenary are participating in the program: Tania Garcia, Tracee Murrell, Enrique Narciso, Jackie Pope, Carol Powell, Susie Reddell, and Monty Smith. Tickets for the show are $3.00 for adults and $1.50 for students. The show will be performed in the L.S.U.S. University Center Theatre. Grapevine C'mon Eileen, Can we talk? 1MB, I hope you like hamburger. (iTH KF. WCAS - Not me! MG. Snugs, remember that mineral's are one of the most precious things in life! HAPPY NATIONAL JOAN RIVERS MONTH!!!!! B-J - too rye- 1! : EC THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH AT CENTENARY COLLEGE The Herndon Canterbury House Woodlawn Avenue at Wilkinson Street (Behind KA House and Across from Playhouse) WEDNESDAYS 5PM— Holy Communion 5:30 PM- Free Supper Dan Mann, Resident Father Paul, Chaplain 865-0466 ALL ARE WELCOME! PBS 518 EAST WASHINGTON SHREVEPORT, LA. 71104 TELEPHONE (318)865-4394 / (318)868-0517 Save a Life Today! Blood Plasma Needed Cash Paid Appointment Made. Donate twice a week. Earn up to $64 per month. Bring this ad your first donation and Get$1 Bonus. BIO BLOOD COMPONENTS 802 Travis 222-3108 New Hours to Fit Your Schedule Effective Oct. 4, 1982 7:30-5:30 Closed Wed. "" ■■■■■■■'■■■iniiiii B3S msm Page 6 - THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Thursday, April 28, 1983 Difficult Question Examined In Stage Play British playwright, Brian C larks' timely play "Whose Life Is It Anyway?" will be presented at Centenary College's Marjorie Lyons Playhouse on May 5, 6, 7, and 12, 13, 14 at 8 p.m. A Sunday matinee at 2 p.m. will be pre- sented on May 8th. Admission is $6.00 for adults and $3.00 for students with reservations avai- lable after May 2 by calling 869- 5242 between 1 and 5 p.m. daily. A brilliant battle of wits takes place in this extraordinary play. Ken Harrison, a successful sculp- tor, is paralyzed in a car accident and kept alive by support systems in a hospital. Outwardly he's cheerful and often very funny but he's overwhelmed by the fact that he has lost control of his own life. As the play begins, he is coming to the decision that if he can't live as a man, he does not want to exist as a medical achievement. His phy- sician, however, also a brilliant man, is utterly determined to preserve Ken's life, regardless of its quality. Finally, despite the pleas of the doctor and his in- volved nurse, Ken invokes the law of habeas corpus and a judge joins the battle to determine - whose life is it anyway? Senior Philosophy major John Whitworth Gayle plays the role of Ken Harrison, the paralyzed vic- tim of a motor cycle accident. John has appeared in major roles at the theatre in "ROSHOMON", "BALLAD OF THE SAD CAFE" and "THE BIRDS". This role earned Tom Conti a Tony Award for his performance in the Broadway production. Medical staff members in the production will be played by Cynthia Hawkins, Neal Johnson, Leah Godbold, Julie Edwards, and Robert Martin. Senior Haw- kins has appeared in productions of "TRIXIE TRUE", "COME BACK TO THE FIVE AND DIME, JIMMY DEAN, JIMMY DEAN", "AS YOU LIKE IT," "THE BALLAD OF THE SAD CAFE", and "ROSHOMON" and she has been nominated in three occasions for the Irene Ryan Acting Award in productions of "MASTERPIECES," "MADAM de SADE" and in "MY SISTER IN THIS HOUSE" which recently played the Terrace Theatre at the John F. Kennedy Center in Wash- ington, D.C. Mr. Johnson teaches Photography at Centenary Col- lege and has appeared in "HAROLD and MAUDE". Fresh- man Robert Martin was one of Trixie True's high school friends, in the musical "TRIXIE TRUE, TEEN DETECTIVE." Senior Julie Edwards is ap- pearing on the stage for the first time along with freshman Leah Goldbold, after much technical work on previous productions in- cluding the lighting design for the award winning production of "MY SISTER IN THIS HOUSE." Newcomers Len Smith, Joe Witaker, and Frank Serio, play various lawyers who deal with the legal questions within the play. Suzanne Matheney, last seen in "JIMMY DEAN" and freshman Dana Fontenot play opposing psychiatrists who examine the depressed state of the patient, Ken Harrison. Diane Kavanaugh makes her stage debut at Marjorie Lyons as a social worker. The final decision is deter- mined by the rites of habeas corpus with community actor Bill Carter creating the role of Judge
• W. Millhouse. Mr. Carter has ' been seen in productions of "Harold and Maude," "As You Like It" and "The Pajama Game" at Marjorie Lyons Playhouse and in "The Last Meeting of the Knight of the White Magnolias" as Shreveport Little Theatre. "Whose Life Is It Anyway?" is directed by Robert Buseick, as- sisted by Elizabeth Haas, with sets and lights designed by Cen- tenary College Technical Direc- tor/Designer Lee Ellen Holloway. Robert Martin and Pam Ebarb are in charge of props and cos- tuming co-ordination is by Jan- nette Fox. L.T.J. GOURMET Ponchos, sombreros, senori- tas, and senors. In Shreveport/ Bossier? Yes, at Nicky's restau- rant. This week, L.T.J. Gourmet w as joined by two lovely senoritas. Theresa Olah and Ann Beaty, at the very south of the border establishment. Upon arriving don't be alarmed by the friendly security guard, Mr. Snowball. His only function is to guard your car and wash your windshield. As we crossed over the boarder into Mexico, we were delightfully surprised by the warm welcome we received at the door. We were escorted to our table by approxi- mately four or five servants who made us feel right at home. Manuel, our senior waiter, made us terrific margaritas while we waited for our entrees. After munching on our appetizer, na- chos, we were ready for the main course. All of us devoured our plates as if we were starving. Chicken flautas, chalupas, tacos, and chili con queso are only a few of the scrumptious dishes. Nicky's food has a way of filling you up in a hurry which only means is is well worth the price. Entrees run from 3.95 - 7.95, and bar drinks are the price usually asked at any other restaurant. Both locations, 1400 Airline, and 3704 Jewella, are open Monday through Saturday at 11:00 a.m. The restaurant closes at 2:00 p.m. on weekdays and reopens at 5:00 p.m. for dinner. Closing time is 10:00 p.m.. Adios until next week! NIGHT LIFE ( OW HOYS CLt'B 1005 (Jould Dr. Bossier Thurs.: •S2 (Over Charge after 9 p.m. •SI. 25 drinks and 75c reeb &" eniw from 5-8 p.m. Free Country & Western dance lessons from 7-8 p.m. Fri.: S3 ( over Charge after 8 p.m. Free hors d'hoeuvres from 5-8 p.m. Sat.: •S3 Cover Charge after 8 p.m. Free hor d'hoeuvres from 5-8 p.m. Mint.: $1 Cover Charge after 9 p.m. "A Train" at 9 p.m. $1.25 drinks and 75c reeb from 5-8 p.m. Free Coun- try & Western dance lessons from 7-8 p.m. lues.: &1 Cover Charge after 9 p.m. $1.25 drinks and 75c eniw & reeb from 5- 8 p.m. l()c oysters on the half shell and 25c shrimp. Wed.: $2 Cover charge after 9 p.m. Ladies Night-ladies drink free from 3-8 p.m. Free hors d'hoevres for all. Fashion show from 7-8 p.m. STEAK AND LOBSTER 820 S port-Barksdale Thurs.: 2 for 1 drinks and free hors d'hoeuvres from 5-7 p.m. "Hot Sauce" at 9 p.m. Fri.: 2 for 1 drinks and free hors d'hoeuvres from 5-7 p.m. "Hot Sauce" at 9 p.m. Sat.: "Hot Sauce" at 9 p.m. Mon.: 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. Mark Mills at 9 p.m. Tues.: 2 for 1 drinks and free hor d'hoeuvres from 5-6 p.m. 3 for 1 drinks from 6-7 p.m. Alicia Rogers at 9 p.m. Wed.: 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. "Hot Sauce" at 9 p.m. ROYAL REDS 3044 Youree Thurs.: 2 for 1 drinks from 2-7 p.m. CENTENARY NIGHT— 50c reeb Fri.: "Magnum" 50c drink specials during band breaks. Sat.: "Magnum" 50c drink specials during band breaks. Mon.: 2 for 1 drinks from 2-7 p.m. 25* reeb. Tues.: 2 for 1 drinks from 2-7 p.m. Ladies Night-3 for 1 from 7-9 p.m. Wed.: 2 for 1 drinks from 2-7 p.m. $1.50 drink specials. THE SI MM IT 2609 Youree Dr. Thurs.: 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. Fri.: 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. Sat.: 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. Mon.: 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. Tues.: 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. Wed.: 2 for 1 drinks from 5-9 p.m. THE Rl STY NAII 540 Kings Hwv. Thurs.: "I 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. Fri.: Ladies Day~95c drinks and free hors d'hoeuvres until 5 p.m. $2 Cover Charge, "Room Service." 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. Sat.: "Rum & Coke"'" 2 ( overcharge. Mon.: '"Rum & Coke" f° r 1 drinks '• om 5-7 p.m Ladies Day. Tues.: "Rum & Coke" " 2 for 1 drinks frOm 5-7 p.m. Wed.: "Rum & Coke":" 2 for 1 drinks from 5-7 p.m. 3 for 1 drinks from 67 p.m. Ill MPFKFF S BEST IN THE SQl ARE Texas Ave " The Intruders" S3 Cover Charge. Thurs.: $ 1 drinks for ladies. Fri.: " The Intruders" $3 ("overcharge. Green Light Specials. Sat.: "The Intruders" $3 ('overcharge. Green Light Specials. Mon.: "South Paw;; $2 Cover Charge. S 1 drinks for ladies. Tues.: "Colours" (formally "Steamer") $2 (Over Charge. *1 drinks for \ ihL: ladies. •Colours' n2 ( over Charge. $1 Around Campus Woodrow Wilson Fellow Meadows Museum Woodrow Wilson Fellow JANE PIEROTTI will be on campus the week of April 25-29. Mrs. Pierotti is vice president, Hotel Group Human Resources in Manage- ment Development for Holiday Inns Inc. in Memphis. On Thurs- day, April 28, she will be the CONVOCATION speaker at 11:10 in Kilpatrick Auditorium. Following the Convocation Mrs. Pierotti will address the PRESI- DENT'S ROUND TABLE at noon in the Centenary Room of Bynum Commons. Faculty and staff are invited to come through the cafeteria line (dutch- style lunch or brown bags, plastic boxes) and on to the Centenary Room. The program will begin about 12:30 p.m. and conclude by 1 p.m. Opera Centenary OPERA CENTENARY will present "The Marriage of Figaro" at 7:30 p.m. on Friday, April 29, and Saturday, April 30 in the Hurley School of Music. Everyone is welcome to attend and enjoy this comic opera. Magale Library In the MAGALE LIBRARY GALLERY the works of Cente- nary alumna PAULA GEISLER of new Mexico are on display through April 29. Women in Manage- ment The WOMEN IN MANAGE- MENT seminar sponsored by the Shell Foundation and Centenary College will feature MRS. PIEROTTI speaking and con ducting workshops on Friday, April 29, from 8:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. in Kilpatrick Auditorium. Cost for the seminar is $5 to cover the luncheon and coffee breaks. To register, contact the School of Business at 869-5141. The sem- inar is made possible by a grant from the Shell Companies Foun- dation. Shell Funds for Women's Careers provides support to en- courage and facilitate the equal movement of women into careers in business and technical fields. KATHE KOLLWITZ: A> EXPLORATION IN HUMA> DESTINIES, an exhibit contain, ing 56 etchings, lighographs, am woodblocks, opened this month al the Meadows Museum. The worl of this artist illustrates the sufJ fering of the masses during thj 1 Tei intc Int( industrial age in Germany in the Dis early 20th Century, and the sub- 1:3( sequent destruction of society Jao through the force of war. T four NAJ lege qua] Ten inO com seed Country Evening "A COUNTRY EVENING WITH THE CENTENARY LA- DIES AND GENTS" will be held on Friday, April 29, from 7:30 • 11:30 p.m. in the American Le- gion Hall- Lowe McFarland Post 14 on South Lake shore Drive. This FUN(D) evening, which isf ishoi sponsored by the athletic depart- ^{ten ment to help support its 12 in- abc tercollegiate sports, will include a, barbeque dinner, spirits, dancing to the music of the KRMD Real McCoys, an auction every 45 minutes, door prizes and prizes for the best His and Her Western costumes. The entire evening costs only $10 per ticket, but for you (faculty, staff, and adminis- tration) it's a mere $5. Now that's an old-fashioned square deal. We want you to come and bring friends!!! You can have a high old time in the bargain AND support the Laides and Gents. Call the| athletic department at 869-5275 for your tickets or drop by the Gold Dome. Y'ALL COME!!!! Shreveport Symphony hitti play and anyc L Patl lar lead recc fron 11-4 sop! La., imp] Ed Nash posit MacO Toroi 4witl THE SHREVEPORT SYM PHONY CHAMBER ORCHES 1* TRA will perform on Sunday, April 24, at 3 p.m. in the Hurley School of Music Auditorium. Piano Classes SUSAN LAMBERT will be teaching two piano courses this summer for Centenary students- one for majors and one for non- majors. She will also be teaching 6-14 year olds in Centenary's ne# Piano Preparatory Department for beginning students. Check with Susan at 869-5131 for more information. Royale Reds —Wants You— Mon. -Wed. 250 Reeb 3044 Youree 868-3249 1 [-CALL FOR DIRECTIONS-] AN' [AN ain- an Tennis Championships June 2-4 Overland Park, KS, and will be competing for the number one seed in Jackson. LA- held 30- Le- Post rive, h is art- ! in- dea cing Real 451 "izes item ning tfor inis- hat's . We )ring n old port . the 5275 f the III YM- IBS- iday. jrley 1 be this nts- non- filing ! ne* ment heck more "The girls are where they should be at this point," head ten lis coach Jimmy Harrison said about his seven ladies. "They are hitting the ball with authority, playing with a lot of confidence, and they don't shy away from anyone." Lauren Cotter Ingram and Patty Hamilton, Centenary's Nos. 1 and 2 players, respectively, are leading the ladies with impressive records. Cotter, a 5-foot-6 senior from Shreveport, La., boasts an 11-4 record, while Hamilton, a 5-5 sophomore from New Orleans, La., leads the ladies with an impressive 12-3 record. Edie Carell, a 5-3 junior from Nashville, TN. holds the No. 3 position with a 10-5 record, Sandy MacMillian, a 5-10 freshman from Toronto, Canada, will play at No. with a 6-7 mark, Tammie Kelley,}
• a 5-4 junior, from Shreveport at No. 5 with a 8-6 record, and Cynthia Vanderslice, a 5-6 fresh- man from Texarkana, Ark. at No. 6 with an impressive 11-3 record. "Our bottom three of Mac Millian, Kelley, and Vanderslice, only one with a losing record, have a combined singles record of 25- 16," Harrison praised. "That's not bad, especially against the com- petition they have been going up against" At the No. 1 doubles position Hamilton and MacMillian are 8-6, while at the No. 2 position Carell and Ingram are 7-6, and at the No. 3 position Kelley and Liz Mont- gomery, a 5-8 sophomore from Baton Rouge, La., are 1-0. "Montgomery has shown a lot of aggressiveness in Doubles play, Harrison said about inserting Montgomery into the lineup for the national tournament "Her play should compliment Kelly." This will be the ladies fourth straight appearance in a national .tennis tournament championship, as the ladies competed in the AIAW for three year, capturing fifth, seventh, and tenth place the past three seasons. "We have seven girls that are competitive," Harrison added. "I don't worry about where they play because they are all capable of holding their own. This way, all seven girls will be able to compete in the national tournament." YOUR As AND Bs COULD GET YOU INTO O.C.S. Your Bachelor of Science (BS) or Bachelor of Arts (BA) degree could be your ticket into Army Officer Candidate School (OCS). Naturally, you have to pass mental and physical tests. Then complete basic training, and you're on your way to O.C.S. at Fort Benning, Georgia. Fourteen weeks later, you could be wearing second lieutenant's bars. It's not easy. But you'll come out tough. Sure in your ability to lead. You'll be in great shape. And you'll gain management skills civilian corporations look for. When you think about your future, O.C.S. seems like a great place to start. Look into it with your Army Recruiter. ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. Call 226-5555 or 226-5323 Today Thursday, April 28, 1983 - THE CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE - Page 7 CENTENARY COLLEGE 1983 INDIVIDUAL WOMEN'S TENNIS RESULTS SINGLES POSITION