schooling là gì - Nghĩa của từ schooling
schooling có nghĩa làA complete and utter waste of precious childhood. ExampleIf you ever need to know anything they teach you in school in real life, there's this nifty little thing called GOOGLE.schooling có nghĩa làA mentally and physically straining torture chamber that resembles a prison. ExampleJessica: What’s that prison looking place over there? Rebecca: Oh, That? It’s school.schooling có nghĩa làThe single worst place in the universe. ExampleTypical school sceneStudent: May I go to the toilet Teacher: No Student: Please. Teacher: I've already told you you incolent fool (5 mins later) Student: Ive wet myself Teacher: Well why dident you go to the toilet Student: You said I couldent Teacher: How DARE you question me! two hours detention! Student: but... Teacher: Three hours schooling có nghĩa làa place you go to spend 70% of your day sitting in an uncomfortable, plastic chair Example"what's wrong""I can't move my butt" "Oh, must be school" schooling có nghĩa làThe mandatory hellhole where you're forced to go for 14 years. Often full of teachers that bore you out of your mind and bombard you with this useless crap you will never need (such as the dreaded things called homework or coursework), bratty wannabe gangstas who think they rule the world, dog-shit cafeteria food that moves, and a fuckton of other things that make it seem like somebody decided to put education, hell, and prison all in a blender and then the result is these compulsory things called "schools". If you think that you couldn't learn anything without the help of compulsory school, maybe you never thought of alternatives. And free education? I spend 100-200 on school crap each year, so don't bombard me with that chestnut. And the next person to mention flipping burgers can hop on the school bus and go to hell. ExampleStudent 1: I hate school!!Student 2: Agreed Teacher: *hears conversation* Teacher: You both have detention for 2 weeks! Students: WTF! schooling có nghĩa làSchool is just like a prison. The bell tells you when to go to eat, when to see your friends, and when to go to class. ExampleSchool fucking sucks.schooling có nghĩa làa huge fucking waste of time and effort. half the crap you learn, you just end up forgetting. you are forced to work on pointless worksheets you seen 3 years ago while listening to annoying assholes try to be funny. you never end up being with any classes with your friends. sit by yourself and everyone assumes you are quiet. ususally the classes are filled with fat bitches and assholes that you try to ignore. they talk out in class while you are taking notes so your parents dont beat your ass, and they stop the teacher and bring them to talk about their fucking cats itching problems. half the time you have no fucking idea what is going on from spacing out and fail that test. when you come home all you want to do is sit down and rest but NO theres fucking homework that if you dont finish you will fail. and then your parents will threaten to send you to a fucking private school across the country. and if that doesnt work they will throw your tv out the window/computer down the stairs. Examplebillys dad: where is your homework?billy: ...oh that..i forgot becuase i was watching the news for civics bills dad: WTF NO WATCHING TV I SAID! WHAT DID I TELL YOU? DO YOUR HOMEWORK WHEN YOU COME HOME FROM SCHOOL!!! (tv crashes through window) schooling có nghĩa làThe last remaining institution child labor laws do not cover. Example1. my kid stayed up 'til 3am last night completing an algebra project composed entirely of letters. WTF?!2. I love 40-hour weeks when I'm 13 years old! 3. social life, family life, and sanity: kiss them all goodbye at the opening of the school doors schooling có nghĩa làAnother Indoctrination Center set for children little as 4-early 20s. It dumbs down society and teaches them to be submissive, and docile drones. You learn useless garbage that has little to no relevance to your life, and that you will forget in months. A place where they make shit up on the spot, call it a law or rule and give you a punishment for it. A place where authority figures percieve you as bugs in which they can control and do anything to. A place which indoctrinates you into becoming ready for the lifestyle the government wants you at. It destroys you mentally and physically. A place in which consists of disinformation ie history science english anything you can name. A place in which destroys your free thinking and creativity. Taught useless things, and called dumb for not doing well. School is useless and consists of just memorizing useless information which you'll forget in several months. Yeah, I'm done, this shit pisses me off because I have to go to school tomorrow. Home School your kids, it's not illegal!! ExampleMy School.schooling có nghĩa làThe only thing keeping us from doing what we want to do. ExampleMe: After school do u want to go to mountain mike’s for Pizza.Teacher breaks in sentence: here take a kind bar there much better for your immune system. |