a cigarette là gì - Nghĩa của từ a cigarette
a cigarette có nghĩa là1. A magic wand used to conjure buses. You can stand there for an hour waiting for your bus to come, but as soon as you light up a fag, it will come round the corner, forcing you to put it out. ExampleLet's see, what shall I spend my time campaigning against? Racism? No... how about religious fundamentalism? Maybe pollution or censorship... Ah, no, I've got it! Cigarettes!a cigarette có nghĩa làTobacco, rolled in a paper. Then smoked. Most of the time contains a filter. Cigarettes kill you. I love them. I love the way they smell, I love the way they taste, I love the way they feel. They will kill me and I am fine with that. If you don't love them, don't smoke and shut the fuck up. Example"Cigarettes are bad for you.""If people like you didn't exsist I wouldn't have to smoke." a cigarette có nghĩa làPart of the official Breakfast of Champions™ ExampleThe other part is coffeea cigarette có nghĩa làThe most blessed item on earth (other than beer and sex). People who smoke pay more taxes therefore we are patriotic. Cigarettes are usually found with a filter. People who don't smoke should invest in a filter, bitches. God knows, I would never smoke without one. In today's modern society, smokers are a rare breed of people who could give two shits about health, yellow skin, and stinky clothes because we realize that cough medicine is good, it'll help you get better. Soap will make your skin a normal color, and for God's sake, if your clothes stink, then wash them. And ater all, your gonna die someday, and who the hell wants to be old with wrinkly balls and a penis that no longer works? I will most likley never quit smoking because... ExampleJohnny Non-smoker: "You know, smoking is bad for your health."Me: "OH MY FUCKING GOD, THANK FUCKING CHRIST, YOU SAVED ME, I HAD NO IDEA THAT IT WAS BAD FOR MY HEALTH, I'm so glad that a person such as yourself has come into my life and saved me from the dangers of cigarettes. You are truley a blessed person." Johnny Non-Smoker: "Well, man, I thought it was just the right thing to do." Me: "Oh wait, I forgot, I could give two shits, I hope you die of second hand smoke. Where the fuck is my lighter?" a cigarette có nghĩa làThe amount of distance it takes to walk while smoking one cigarette. ExampleFuck going into town, that's two cigarettes away and I only have one cigarette left.a cigarette có nghĩa làdesigned by insightful people, who realized that the last 7 yrs. of life are not worth living anyway. Those are the 7 yrs. you cant make coherent sentences, and you shit yourself constantly. Example"Grandpa you shit yourself again, here is a pack of camels!!!!!a cigarette có nghĩa làA guilty pleasure, to say the least. ExampleCigarettes every now and then are guilty pleasures.a cigarette có nghĩa làhow to say "i don't give a fucking fuck" without really saying it Exampleyeah i got yellow teeth, bad breath, one lung, no voicebox, and stage four terminal cancer.but i don't fucking give a fuck. i'll show you, pass me my fuckin cigarettes. a cigarette có nghĩa làPrison currency. ExampleWoah, woah.. Calm down, man. I'll have your 85.5 cigarettes by next weeka cigarette có nghĩa làA Cigarette, a person (usually females) who have been past around // who are known around ExampleMan, i can't fuck w shortyy, she a cigarette, Tyler fucked her last night & Logan fucked her last weekend |